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Boiler Room Annex The Unemployed Engineer Source: quora.com An engineer who was unemployed for a long time decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign outside the clinic: “Cure for your ailment guaranteed at $500 — $1,000 if we fail.” A doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes to his clinic. Doctor: “I have lost my sense of taste.” Engineer: “Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put three drops in the patient’s mouth.” Doctor: “This is gasoline!” Engineer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your taste back. That will be $500.” The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days later to recover his money. Doctor: “I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.” Engineer: “Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put three drops in the patient’s mouth.” Solution: S I T E S F E D A C V N O D O Z A R E N A L I T U R G I E S A L I B I L I M E S E R A D I C A T E S E V E N T S P S B W S O Y A H A E S C S H O D I D E A O S L O P R E S K G B R P M C W A T N T B U R R R E A C H E D E A T S E A T A F C I O U I W O U M P O C T B R A S N O B S M A N B O A S H E D I S S U E S A G A S A B L Y E R N S U M M U G K I D A L M A B A N A L C O M E S A N E W L O O P I T C O C O A R U T E R A I R S A N T G N P Y E A S E C S T O P C L A S S I C P T S D B A T P I N E M U E E L D E M I A G U E P T A S C L U B A L A S B E S S T U P S A S L K A Y A K L I B E R A T O R L I T H E A T A L E T R O P I C A N A A C H E S R E N E W E X T T I E P E E R S SEPTEMBER SOLUTION Doctor: “But that is gasoline!” Engineer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back. That will be $500.” The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several days, more determined than ever to make his money back. Doctor: “My eyesight has become weak.” Engineer: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for this. Take this $1,000,” passing the doctor a $500 note. Doctor: “But this is $500!” Engineer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your vision back! That will be $500.” Changing of the Light Bulbs Source: engineerchic.me Q: How many civil engineers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to do it and one to steady the chandelier. Q: How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb? A: None — simply redefine darkness as the industry standard. Q: How many mechanical engineers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Five. One to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, one to calculate the force required, one to design a tool with which to turn the bulb, one to design a comfortable — but functional — hand grip, and one to use all of this equipment. 70 | Chief Engineer
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