The Bouncing Bride - Christoph Endres
The Bouncing Bride - Christoph Endres
The Bouncing Bride - Christoph Endres
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HARRY THE HORSE<br />
I think I sprained my loin!<br />
THIN HITMAN ONE<br />
(Struggling, as they all are)<br />
My arms is falling off!<br />
JOE THE DRIVER<br />
(As they stagger toward the balcony railing)<br />
C'mon, we're almost there. Don't quit now.<br />
<strong>The</strong>y try to heave her up and over the balcony but they’re so damaged<br />
their collective heave lands her on the railing instead of flying over it<br />
as they had intended. Her body teeters there for a second and then slowly<br />
falls over the railing. <strong>The</strong> strain of just getting her body up that far, is too<br />
much for them. <strong>The</strong>y all collapse in a heap and do not see the body fall.<br />
Jordana hits an awning, slides down the letters of the hotel sign, bounces into<br />
another awning and is tossed down to a lower awning. Vaulting out of that, she hits<br />
a flagpole with her stomach, spins off it and after a steep plunge, caroms into<br />
another awning. In a series of such bounces she reaches the bottom half of the<br />
building. She hits the last awning so hard, it breaks on one side and flips her<br />
sideways towards the street just as a semi-truck full of watermelons drives by.<br />
She makes a squishy soft landing in the watermelons.<br />
<strong>The</strong> truck moves off down the street, with the unconscious but still very much alive<br />
Jordana riding off into the sunset atop 10,000 pounds of watermelons.<br />
CUT TO:<br />
INTERIOR-HONEYMOON-SUITE-REGAL HOTEL<br />
Carlo in extreme close up, opens one eye. He blinks and tries to sit up. Four<br />
men who can barely walk, suddenly go past him. He lifts a finger at them as if<br />
to ask a question but they hurry on by him. Carlo, groggy, shakes his head.<br />
Carlo<br />
(Calling after them as they exit the room)<br />
Hey...whass..whas..up?<br />
Carlo looks around. <strong>The</strong> entire room’s destroyed. Everything’s smashed.<br />
Carlo<br />
Musta ben some wedding nightsh. She probly had to call in reforc-in-ments