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The Bouncing Bride - Christoph Endres

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CLETUS<br />

Why she ain't nothing but a goddamn cheater! Pa, don't just set there! Do something about it!<br />

PURCELL<br />

(Touching his lips in wonder)<br />

It's good cheating though. You gotta admire her style.<br />

LARGE MARGE<br />

I got twenty bucks she takes all three.<br />

She waves a twenty dollar bill in the air.<br />

Rose Rose<br />

(Looking desperate as the size and malevolence of<br />

CLETUS registers on her)<br />

Can I bet against myself?<br />

LARGE MARGE sees the look of doubt in her face. She bends over and whispers in her ear.<br />

Rose Rose seems to listen because suddenly she looks more confident.<br />

She gets up abruptly, moves behind the bar. She pours herself a drink. <strong>The</strong>n suddenly drops<br />

below the bar. JACK notices it. When she comes up, she looks different in her appearance. Her<br />

shirt's no longer tucked into her jeans. She downs the whiskey shot and moves back to the table.<br />

CLETUS<br />

I'll cover any bets! By God, I am gonna rip her limb from limb.<br />

(Pointing at her with a finger thick as a tree branch)<br />

I'm gonna put such a hurt on you!<br />

Jack<br />

Hell, it's like shooting ducks in a store window. I'll put a hundred on<br />

her, Cletus.<br />

CLETUS takes his seat at the table. He is so huge his belly pushes the table away from him. His<br />

arms are like the boles of oak trees.<br />

CLETUS<br />

(Snorting derisively)<br />

Easiest hundred I ever made.<br />

NED and PURCELL are whispering together. PURCELL takes something out of NED'S<br />

sheepskin Jacket.<br />

PURCELL

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