The Bouncing Bride - Christoph Endres

Rose Rose still has her hand out. She takes it back as she realizes she
has an enemy in TATERS.
He makes a show of making a mark on his clipboard.
TATERS HALLAM
Well, missy. Don't we look a fright. I recognize
them duds. Going to have to take off a point
for inappropriate dress!
Rose Rose
But these aren't even my clothes!
I borrowed them.
TATERS HALLAM
Seen 'em before. Large Marge's flamboyant
period. Still a point off.
Rose Rose
That isn't fair.
TATERS HALLAM
Fair is what I say is fair. Things
may be otherwise where you come from
but here in Texas we do things different.
Rose Rose
I get the feeling I'm not going
to pass my driving test
TATERS HALLAM
(Grinning hugely, enjoying this)
I would bet not.
Rose Rose
(Under her breath)
Redneck Jackass!
TATERS grins and makes another check mark on his clipboard.
He opens the passenger side of the car and gets in.
Rose Rose angrily opens her side of the car and gets in beside him. He
reaches for the shoulder harness but there isn't any. There are no lap seat
belts either.
TATERS