The Bouncing Bride - Christoph Endres

(Almost hysterical)
Ain't you listening? YOU FLUNKED
THE DAMN....
In response to the sudden jolt, Rose Rose slams the wheel and the
Caddie leaves the road, cuts across the sidewalk, scattering people left and
right. She creams a couple of parking meters and a mail box. She trys to
get it off the sidewalk and the car spins around until it now faces the
truck that is bearing down on it.
TATERS writes on the clipboard again. He looks up and sees the
truck coming straight for them. He ducks. At the last minute, the truck
slews and then spins around in an effort to avoid a heaDon collision. The
truck ends up alongside the Cadillac, both vehicles facing the same way.
TATERS
(Raising his head)
That was an illegal U turn, by
God! You made so many damn
mistakes there ain't no room
on the sheet to write any more down!
There's a scramble in the truck, for the gunmen to turn and shoot at the car
no longer in front of them but now beside them. ROSE turns and sees the
truck beside her and panics.
She floors it before anybody can shoot which throws TATERS
around in the vehicle. But the steering wheel is still turned all the way
to the right.
TATERS opens the car door, thinking to exit. He immediately
regrets it.
The door is still open. The hard right turn almost throws TATERS
out of the door. She goes in a complete circle around Jack'S truck. A
gunman in the back of the truck, trying to get a shot, turns completely
around and then around again as she makes a second lap around the truck.
Becoming dizzy, he falls out of the back of the pickup truck.
TATERS has his feet braced against the door frame, fighting
centrifugal force which threatens to throw him out the door he’s still
struggling to close.
Abruptly, realizing that she's not getting anywhere ROSE turns
the wheel hard to the left. The Caddie crosses the sidewalk, hits a building
and then arcs back toward the stalled truck. TATERS loses his grip on the