The Bouncing Bride - Christoph Endres
The Bouncing Bride - Christoph Endres
The Bouncing Bride - Christoph Endres
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I mean it's not like she's ugly. She might even be pretty if you could see her once with her<br />
mouth closed.<br />
Fat Tony<br />
Probably alligators think other alligators is beautiful.<br />
BARTENDER<br />
You always had a way with the broads Carlo, but you ask me, this is some kind of death wish<br />
You musta heard the stories about her... I mean, what was you thinking?<br />
Carlo<br />
So what? Once Jordana's married to me, I tell her where to jump and how high.<br />
Fat Tony<br />
I say whack her with a two by four.<br />
Carlo<br />
You know the Don's getting old. With no, sons I figure he'll owe me something for taking her<br />
off his hands.<br />
Fat Tony<br />
Know what I think.<br />
Carlo<br />
(Anticipating)<br />
Smack her with a two by four?<br />
Fat Tony<br />
(Looking confused)<br />
<strong>The</strong>re an echo in here? Didn't somebody just say that?<br />
Carlo looks at his watch.<br />
Carlo<br />
Nuts. Time to go. Gonna be a long wedding and an even longer wedding night.<br />
Fat Tony<br />
You sampled the goods yet?<br />
Carlo<br />
Nah!<br />
Fat Tony<br />
(Looking shocked)<br />
You ain't saying someone like her is a virgin? Are you?
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