The Bouncing Bride - Christoph Endres
The Bouncing Bride - Christoph Endres
The Bouncing Bride - Christoph Endres
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MARGE<br />
Honey, you did know there's about 80,000 in back taxes owed on this place? I sure hope your<br />
wardrobe has enough envelopes to cover it. I bet the polecat never mentioned it.<br />
Rose Rose<br />
(Cramping, bent over the railing but managing not tohurl yet again)<br />
Uh, no.<br />
MARGE.<br />
Men can be such shits.<br />
LARGE MARGE pushes open the apartment door and helps her through the door.<br />
<strong>The</strong> room is decorated in a style that might be categorized as cowboy awful. Empty feeds sacks,<br />
bits of harness, stuffed animals with arrows sticking out of them. Piles of old horseshoes, empty<br />
bottles, old boots and dirty dishes that may have been there since the forties. <strong>The</strong> chairs are<br />
saddles and the bed is bales of hay with sheets thrown over it.<br />
Rose Rose<br />
(Shocked)<br />
This isn't a room. It's a stable.<br />
LARGE MARGE<br />
(Apologetically)<br />
Well, L.Q. Pinto, was a touch horsey. Touch hell! He thought he was a palomino.<br />
Rose Rose<br />
Woops!<br />
(As if trying to keep something from coming up her throat)<br />
Where's the bathroom?<br />
LARGE MARGE motions to a door. Rose Rose doesn't wait. She rushes over and opens it.<br />
Jack’s asleep with his arms around the toilet bowl.<br />
MARGE<br />
You and Jack, share a bath. Didn't I mention that?<br />
Rose Rose<br />
(Making a face)<br />
Oh no, not with him!<br />
LARGE MARGE goes over and unwraps Jack from the toilet. She gets him by the feet and<br />
drags him across the bathroom. She kicks open the door that leads to Jack's apartment, heaves<br />
him through the door and slams it shut.
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