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PAGE 16 —SUNDAY Vanguard, NOVEMBER 29, 2020<br />

Who would a husband defend – His wife or the mistress!?<br />

Lately, I’d been regaling<br />

Dolapo, a former<br />

colleague’s FWB (friends with<br />

benefits) of decades, with tales<br />

of the escapades of some of my<br />

darling friends in recent<br />

months – especially in the last<br />

few weeks when a couple of<br />

them had virtually burnt their<br />

fingers with the spouses of their<br />

‘bits-on-the-side’. A few weeks<br />

after one of them, Kadijat had<br />

her annual birthday bash, when<br />

she almost got into hot water<br />

when Rex, her husband, who<br />

travelled showed up<br />

unexpectedly. It was a miracle<br />

that her friends helped her save<br />

her face. Two weeks later, she<br />

visited Jake, her lover and the<br />

‘co-sponsor’ of her party.<br />

He had conveniently<br />

disappeared from the scene as<br />

soon as he saw Rex, to avoid<br />

any embarrassment. “It was the<br />

first time we would have a<br />

decent chat after the party”,<br />

Kadijat explained, “and we<br />

were theorizing on what could<br />

have happened if we’d been<br />

caught red handed by Rex, when<br />

Jake’s wife virtually burst into<br />

his office. I’d seen her vaguely<br />

at one or two parties, sullenly<br />

looking my way as if daring me<br />

to say something untoward. But<br />

what could I have to say to her?<br />

I scarcely knew her, though her<br />

face looked vaguely familiar.<br />

`Good afternoon’, she snapped<br />

as she breezed in and sat down<br />

on the chair next to me, almost<br />

breathing fire.<br />

“Jake was making a<br />

semblance of introduction<br />

when she cut in: `I know<br />

senior Kadijat now, she was<br />

four years ahead of me in<br />

secondary school’. No<br />

wonder she looked familiar.<br />

I instantly remembered she<br />

was one of the pests that were<br />

always making trouble in the<br />

school dorm in those days.<br />

She was constantly being<br />

punished by her seniors,<br />

myself inclusive.<br />

“How was I to handle this<br />

tricky situation? I tried to<br />

make small talks and, in<br />

fairness to her, she tied to be<br />

polite until she suddenly<br />

asked; `Senior Kadijat,<br />

what are you doing in my<br />

husband’s office?” She made<br />

me feel so old by her `senior\<br />

tag even though Jake is only<br />

two years older than I am. I<br />

didn’t have an immediate<br />

answer but Jake quickly told<br />

his wife I was a friend’s sister.<br />

`I know whose sister she is’,<br />

she sneered on the verge of<br />

being rude. `That still doesn’t<br />

explain why she is here. I also<br />

heard of her 50th birthday<br />

bash and the role you played<br />

in it. If you don’t mind,<br />

Senior Kadijat, I want to<br />

have a word with my<br />

husband. I think you should<br />

leave’.<br />

“I was shocked but it was<br />

obvious on whose side Jake<br />

was as he squirmed<br />

uncomfortably in his seat. I<br />

stood up in anger and as I left,<br />

Jake’s wife’s threat rang after<br />

me: `Don’t bother to show up<br />

here ever again. I have people<br />

watching you, and if you don’t<br />

want any embarrassment,<br />

hands off my husband!’ It was<br />

a very humiliating experience.<br />

I didn’t know how I made it to<br />

my car!”.<br />

Kadijat’s experience jogged<br />

the memory of a few friends<br />

who’d experienced a similar<br />

‘affront’. Joko recalled some<br />

years back when she’d gone<br />

to a thanksgiving party of Bob,<br />

a boyfriend who’d survived an<br />

attack by armed robbers. “I<br />

don’t often like to dine with<br />

the enemy”, Joko said. “so I<br />

told Bob I wasn’t interested in<br />

making his wife<br />

uncomfortable by showing up<br />

at such a private party. He<br />

assured me his wife didn’t<br />

know who I was, so I attended<br />

with a friend. The luncheon<br />

was self-service and as I<br />

hovered over the fried rice<br />

heating tantalizingly under a<br />

burner, Bob’s wife came over,<br />

pretending to see to the<br />

effective running of things.<br />

Ignoring her, I took the serving<br />

spoon and as I made to scoop<br />

some rice, she was at my side<br />

in a flash, pressing the spoon<br />

and my outstretched hand<br />

deep into the hot rice. I gave a<br />

painful yelp! ‘What are you<br />

doing here?’ she whispered<br />

furiously into my ears, trying<br />

not to make a scene. ‘Just put<br />

down your plate and walk out<br />

or you will be in deep trouble’.<br />

My friend was virtually<br />

shaking with nerves.<br />

Unfortunately, Bob was<br />

amongst friends and didn’t<br />

realise what was going on.<br />

My friend and I simply<br />

disappeared as quickly as we<br />

could! I’m sure Bob must have<br />

been told what happened but<br />

when he called a few days<br />

later, he feigned annoyance at<br />

my leaving so quickly. I told<br />

him his wife virtually hounded<br />

me out of the party, and he<br />

sounded shocked. The swine!<br />

Of course, he later made up<br />

generously for the<br />

embarrassment but the fact<br />

remains you shouldn’t take a<br />

fight to the enemy’s camp. A<br />

wife is a wife, no matter how<br />

hard the husband tries to<br />

convince you the marriage is<br />

now in name only. She can<br />

never be ‘the other woman’,<br />

no matter how much in love<br />

you are with her husband -<br />

and no matter how the<br />

husband assures you she’s no<br />

threat to your relationship”.<br />

I’m sure it was some of these<br />

hair raising experiences that<br />

prompted Dolapo to invite six<br />

of my friends to a New Year<br />

get-together. When I protested<br />

the year was well on its way,<br />

he said there was always .a<br />

reason to have a good natter.<br />

And any time Dolapo extends<br />

his once-in-a-blue moon<br />

invitation, my friends jump.<br />

So, there we all were in our<br />

expensive ‘casuals’ with a<br />

handful of Dolapo’s friends<br />

trying to recapture their<br />

fading youths with clothes<br />

they must have borrowed off<br />

their grown up sons! It was<br />

whilst the conversation verged<br />

on the antics of wives and their<br />

husbands’ girlfriends that<br />

Dolapo told me his wife<br />

wasn’t like that. “How would<br />

you know?”, challenged Bisi,<br />

his FWB. I’d often tried my<br />

best to respect her by behaving<br />

like the good employee who<br />

had nothing but professional<br />

affection for her boss and his<br />

wife. She was at my wedding,<br />

remember? She even gave me<br />

one of the loveliest presents I<br />

got”.<br />

He smiled wryly. “You<br />

believe that in a company as<br />

big as the one we both worked<br />

with, no one would have told<br />

my wife about us? When<br />

virtually everyone knew what<br />

was going on? Of course, she<br />

knew about our `little<br />

arrangement’, as she called it.<br />

She came to the office several<br />

times to see the type of<br />

relationship we had and even<br />

encouraged you to bring your<br />

ex-husband to the house under<br />

the pretext of being a caring<br />

big `Aunty. It was after you<br />

got married that she told me<br />

she knew I was bonking you,<br />

but didn’t mind because you<br />

were a sweet lady who wasn’t<br />

particularly interested in<br />

husband-snatching! On top<br />

of which you were polite and<br />

not confrontational”. Bisi was<br />

lost for wards.<br />

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FUPRE VC lauds FG on commercialisation of Gas Project<br />

The Vice Chancellor of the<br />

Federal University of<br />

Petroleum Resources, FUPRE,<br />

Effurun, Uvwie local<br />

government area of Delta State,<br />

Prof. Akpofure Rim-Rukeh, has<br />

commended Federal<br />

Government policy on<br />

commercialisation of gas,<br />

stating that the Ajaokuta-<br />

Kaduna-Kano Gas Pipeline<br />

project will reduce drastically<br />

gas flaring in Nigeria.<br />

Speaking at the annual<br />

International Environmental<br />

Management Stakeholders'<br />

Conference organised by the<br />

Chartered Institute of<br />

Environmental and Public<br />

Health Management of<br />

Nigeria at the institution, Prof.<br />

Rim-Rukeh stated that the<br />

discovery of oil in Oloibiri in<br />

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development, but lamented<br />

that the interest was only on<br />

crude oil, with gas was left to<br />

flare without considering<br />

environmental pollution.<br />

He, however, commended<br />

the present Federal<br />

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ensuring that the<br />

environment is safe for the<br />

citizens, especially those<br />

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are very sacrosanct to good<br />

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choosing notable topics on<br />

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Chairman of Gladtrico Intl,<br />

Ebozele loses mother<br />

Mrs. Elizabeth Itosoa Idahosa (Nee<br />

Okogie), the mother of Chairman/<br />

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Chief Eric Ebozele, is dead.<br />

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She was a retired and<br />

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UK nurse.<br />

Burial arrangements<br />

will be announced later •Late Mrs. Elizabeth<br />

by the family. " Idahosa

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