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PAGE 16 —SUNDAY Vanguard, NOVEMBER 29, 2020<br />
Who would a husband defend – His wife or the mistress!?<br />
Lately, I’d been regaling<br />
Dolapo, a former<br />
colleague’s FWB (friends with<br />
benefits) of decades, with tales<br />
of the escapades of some of my<br />
darling friends in recent<br />
months – especially in the last<br />
few weeks when a couple of<br />
them had virtually burnt their<br />
fingers with the spouses of their<br />
‘bits-on-the-side’. A few weeks<br />
after one of them, Kadijat had<br />
her annual birthday bash, when<br />
she almost got into hot water<br />
when Rex, her husband, who<br />
travelled showed up<br />
unexpectedly. It was a miracle<br />
that her friends helped her save<br />
her face. Two weeks later, she<br />
visited Jake, her lover and the<br />
‘co-sponsor’ of her party.<br />
He had conveniently<br />
disappeared from the scene as<br />
soon as he saw Rex, to avoid<br />
any embarrassment. “It was the<br />
first time we would have a<br />
decent chat after the party”,<br />
Kadijat explained, “and we<br />
were theorizing on what could<br />
have happened if we’d been<br />
caught red handed by Rex, when<br />
Jake’s wife virtually burst into<br />
his office. I’d seen her vaguely<br />
at one or two parties, sullenly<br />
looking my way as if daring me<br />
to say something untoward. But<br />
what could I have to say to her?<br />
I scarcely knew her, though her<br />
face looked vaguely familiar.<br />
`Good afternoon’, she snapped<br />
as she breezed in and sat down<br />
on the chair next to me, almost<br />
breathing fire.<br />
“Jake was making a<br />
semblance of introduction<br />
when she cut in: `I know<br />
senior Kadijat now, she was<br />
four years ahead of me in<br />
secondary school’. No<br />
wonder she looked familiar.<br />
I instantly remembered she<br />
was one of the pests that were<br />
always making trouble in the<br />
school dorm in those days.<br />
She was constantly being<br />
punished by her seniors,<br />
myself inclusive.<br />
“How was I to handle this<br />
tricky situation? I tried to<br />
make small talks and, in<br />
fairness to her, she tied to be<br />
polite until she suddenly<br />
asked; `Senior Kadijat,<br />
what are you doing in my<br />
husband’s office?” She made<br />
me feel so old by her `senior\<br />
tag even though Jake is only<br />
two years older than I am. I<br />
didn’t have an immediate<br />
answer but Jake quickly told<br />
his wife I was a friend’s sister.<br />
`I know whose sister she is’,<br />
she sneered on the verge of<br />
being rude. `That still doesn’t<br />
explain why she is here. I also<br />
heard of her 50th birthday<br />
bash and the role you played<br />
in it. If you don’t mind,<br />
Senior Kadijat, I want to<br />
have a word with my<br />
husband. I think you should<br />
leave’.<br />
“I was shocked but it was<br />
obvious on whose side Jake<br />
was as he squirmed<br />
uncomfortably in his seat. I<br />
stood up in anger and as I left,<br />
Jake’s wife’s threat rang after<br />
me: `Don’t bother to show up<br />
here ever again. I have people<br />
watching you, and if you don’t<br />
want any embarrassment,<br />
hands off my husband!’ It was<br />
a very humiliating experience.<br />
I didn’t know how I made it to<br />
my car!”.<br />
Kadijat’s experience jogged<br />
the memory of a few friends<br />
who’d experienced a similar<br />
‘affront’. Joko recalled some<br />
years back when she’d gone<br />
to a thanksgiving party of Bob,<br />
a boyfriend who’d survived an<br />
attack by armed robbers. “I<br />
don’t often like to dine with<br />
the enemy”, Joko said. “so I<br />
told Bob I wasn’t interested in<br />
making his wife<br />
uncomfortable by showing up<br />
at such a private party. He<br />
assured me his wife didn’t<br />
know who I was, so I attended<br />
with a friend. The luncheon<br />
was self-service and as I<br />
hovered over the fried rice<br />
heating tantalizingly under a<br />
burner, Bob’s wife came over,<br />
pretending to see to the<br />
effective running of things.<br />
Ignoring her, I took the serving<br />
spoon and as I made to scoop<br />
some rice, she was at my side<br />
in a flash, pressing the spoon<br />
and my outstretched hand<br />
deep into the hot rice. I gave a<br />
painful yelp! ‘What are you<br />
doing here?’ she whispered<br />
furiously into my ears, trying<br />
not to make a scene. ‘Just put<br />
down your plate and walk out<br />
or you will be in deep trouble’.<br />
My friend was virtually<br />
shaking with nerves.<br />
Unfortunately, Bob was<br />
amongst friends and didn’t<br />
realise what was going on.<br />
My friend and I simply<br />
disappeared as quickly as we<br />
could! I’m sure Bob must have<br />
been told what happened but<br />
when he called a few days<br />
later, he feigned annoyance at<br />
my leaving so quickly. I told<br />
him his wife virtually hounded<br />
me out of the party, and he<br />
sounded shocked. The swine!<br />
Of course, he later made up<br />
generously for the<br />
embarrassment but the fact<br />
remains you shouldn’t take a<br />
fight to the enemy’s camp. A<br />
wife is a wife, no matter how<br />
hard the husband tries to<br />
convince you the marriage is<br />
now in name only. She can<br />
never be ‘the other woman’,<br />
no matter how much in love<br />
you are with her husband -<br />
and no matter how the<br />
husband assures you she’s no<br />
threat to your relationship”.<br />
I’m sure it was some of these<br />
hair raising experiences that<br />
prompted Dolapo to invite six<br />
of my friends to a New Year<br />
get-together. When I protested<br />
the year was well on its way,<br />
he said there was always .a<br />
reason to have a good natter.<br />
And any time Dolapo extends<br />
his once-in-a-blue moon<br />
invitation, my friends jump.<br />
So, there we all were in our<br />
expensive ‘casuals’ with a<br />
handful of Dolapo’s friends<br />
trying to recapture their<br />
fading youths with clothes<br />
they must have borrowed off<br />
their grown up sons! It was<br />
whilst the conversation verged<br />
on the antics of wives and their<br />
husbands’ girlfriends that<br />
Dolapo told me his wife<br />
wasn’t like that. “How would<br />
you know?”, challenged Bisi,<br />
his FWB. I’d often tried my<br />
best to respect her by behaving<br />
like the good employee who<br />
had nothing but professional<br />
affection for her boss and his<br />
wife. She was at my wedding,<br />
remember? She even gave me<br />
one of the loveliest presents I<br />
got”.<br />
He smiled wryly. “You<br />
believe that in a company as<br />
big as the one we both worked<br />
with, no one would have told<br />
my wife about us? When<br />
virtually everyone knew what<br />
was going on? Of course, she<br />
knew about our `little<br />
arrangement’, as she called it.<br />
She came to the office several<br />
times to see the type of<br />
relationship we had and even<br />
encouraged you to bring your<br />
ex-husband to the house under<br />
the pretext of being a caring<br />
big `Aunty. It was after you<br />
got married that she told me<br />
she knew I was bonking you,<br />
but didn’t mind because you<br />
were a sweet lady who wasn’t<br />
particularly interested in<br />
husband-snatching! On top<br />
of which you were polite and<br />
not confrontational”. Bisi was<br />
lost for wards.<br />
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FUPRE VC lauds FG on commercialisation of Gas Project<br />
The Vice Chancellor of the<br />
Federal University of<br />
Petroleum Resources, FUPRE,<br />
Effurun, Uvwie local<br />
government area of Delta State,<br />
Prof. Akpofure Rim-Rukeh, has<br />
commended Federal<br />
Government policy on<br />
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stating that the Ajaokuta-<br />
Kaduna-Kano Gas Pipeline<br />
project will reduce drastically<br />
gas flaring in Nigeria.<br />
Speaking at the annual<br />
International Environmental<br />
Management Stakeholders'<br />
Conference organised by the<br />
Chartered Institute of<br />
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Health Management of<br />
Nigeria at the institution, Prof.<br />
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that the interest was only on<br />
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He, however, commended<br />
the present Federal<br />
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Chairman of Gladtrico Intl,<br />
Ebozele loses mother<br />
Mrs. Elizabeth Itosoa Idahosa (Nee<br />
Okogie), the mother of Chairman/<br />
Managing Director of Gladtrico Intl Limited,<br />
Chief Eric Ebozele, is dead.<br />
The deceased died at the age of 83.<br />
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families of Okogie , Ebozele and Idahosa, of<br />
Ewohimi, Esan South East Local Government<br />
Area of Edo State, has announced the death of<br />
Deaconess ( Mrs) Elizabeth Itosoa Idahosa<br />
(Nee Okogie).<br />
She died in a London hospital on October 9,<br />
2020, at the age of 83.<br />
"She is survived by seven children including<br />
Chief Eric Ebozele, Chairman / Managing<br />
Director, Gladtrico Intl<br />
ltd, sisters , brothers,<br />
grandchildren and<br />
great grand children<br />
and other relations.<br />
She was a retired and<br />
trained Nigerian and<br />
UK nurse.<br />
Burial arrangements<br />
will be announced later •Late Mrs. Elizabeth<br />
by the family. " Idahosa