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SPORTS<br />

lmtimes.ca • Last Mountain Times • Monday, <strong>Nov</strong>ember <strong>30</strong>, 2020 • /lastmountaintimes • @lmtimes<br />

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CFL eyes<br />

post-pandemic return<br />

It’s not really a surprise that the<br />

Canadian Football League, which<br />

operates on a virtual shoestring,<br />

was one of the few professional<br />

sports leagues in North America<br />

to not operate in 2020 due to<br />

COVID-19.<br />

But while some fans worried the one-year<br />

hiatus may have marked the beginning of a spiral<br />

downward to non-existence, CFL commissioner<br />

Randy Ambrosie has confirmed the league plans<br />

full operation in 2021. In fact, a schedule has<br />

been released.<br />

In most of the nine Canadian cities, the CFL is<br />

an important aspect of the<br />

FROM THE sports fabric. It’s a huge deal<br />

SIDELINES in Regina, a close second<br />

to NHL teams in Calgary,<br />

BRUCE PENTON<br />

Edmonton, Winnipeg and<br />

Ottawa, a distant second to<br />

the Canucks in Vancouver, a<br />

pretty big deal in Hamilton,<br />

gaining fans in Montreal and<br />

not very important at all in<br />

Toronto, where the Leafs,<br />

the Blue Jays, the Raptors<br />

and FC Toronto rank ahead<br />

of the Argonauts in terms of fan<br />

affection.<br />

So the blackest mark of all — no season — will<br />

be in the past and the CFL is scheduled to carry<br />

on as normal in 2021. Training camps will hopefully<br />

be held in May, the Bombers and Ti-Cats<br />

will meet June 10 in the season opener (a replay<br />

of the most recent Grey Cup game) and TSN can<br />

have a weekly basket of games to provide to fans<br />

across the country instead of a steady diet of<br />

‘classics’ from the past that fans were fed during<br />

the past year.<br />

The league may look different when it resumes,<br />

though. Some players, some of the better ones,<br />

may have moved on, since reports of bare-bones<br />

salaries seems to carry weight. The league’s<br />

current collective bargaining agreement runs<br />

until the spring of 2022, and it includes a team<br />

salary cap of $5.35 million. League officials have<br />

indicated, however, that the salary cap ‘floor’ —<br />

$4.75 million per team — will be the goal of most<br />

teams. The nine CFL teams, of course, operated<br />

for a full season with barely a trickle of revenue,<br />

and still paid salaries to a handful of personnel,<br />

but no players. Many teams operate in red figures<br />

as it is. It’s been reported that collectively, the<br />

nine CFL teams lose between $10 million and<br />

$20 million per season.<br />

One big change fans will notice when the<br />

league resumes in 2021 is the name of the<br />

Edmonton franchise. ‘Eskimos’ has been tossed<br />

into the garbage bin, and team officials have<br />

been asking the public for suggestions on a new<br />

moniker. It has to start with ‘E’, they say, to allow<br />

the continued use of the team’s ‘EE’ logo. ‘Excited’<br />

doesn’t work for a team name, but it certainly<br />

describes the feeling CFL fans have about the<br />

planned resumption of play.<br />

Dwight Perry of the Seattle Times: “What an<br />

apt surname for an NFL defender: Jets linebacker<br />

Tarell Basham.”<br />

Patriots QB Cam Newton, to reporters, on<br />

his dietary habits: “Just because I’m vegan<br />

doesn’t mean I just go outside and pick up<br />

grass and, you know, put ranch on it. … I still<br />

love good food.”<br />

Charles Barkley, on trying hypnotism to<br />

help correct his funky, hitchy golf swing:<br />

“All I got was a good nap. I woke up with the<br />

same crappy swing.”<br />

Bob Molinaro of pilotonline.com (Hampton,<br />

Va.): “When people said at the beginning<br />

of the season that the Ravens would lead<br />

the AFC North, who could have imagined it<br />

Randy Ambrosie<br />

would be in positive COVID tests.”<br />

Comedy writer Alex Kaseberg, re: the Roy<br />

Jones (age 51) vs. Mike Tyson (54) exhibition<br />

bout: “This fight is tricky. Whoever wins could<br />

face charges of elder abuse.”<br />

RJ Currie of sportsdeke.com: “Don Cherry<br />

once told the Toronto Sun the material he buys<br />

for his suits is probably curtain fabric. Instead of<br />

Grapes, should we be calling him Drapes?”<br />

fark.com: “With Joe Burrow out for the season<br />

and no other viable quarterback available, if Colin<br />

Kaepernick’s phone doesn’t ring now, it never<br />

will. Spoiler alert: It never will.”<br />

fark.com again: “Toronto Star investigates why<br />

Jeopardy contestants fumbled easy sports questions<br />

so often, with exasperated hockey fan Alex<br />

Trebek looking on, unable to say what he really<br />

thought.”<br />

Dwight Perry again: “Veteran NBA forward<br />

Trevor Ariza got traded from Portland to Houston<br />

to Detroit to Oklahoma City in three separate<br />

deals in barely two days after this year’s draft.<br />

The Thunder is listing Ariza as day-to-day with<br />

severe jet lag.”<br />

Vancouver’s Torben Rolfsen, on Twitter, musing<br />

about Tom Brady’s occasional struggles in Tampa<br />

Bay: “Who holds the CFL rights to Tom Brady?”<br />

Actor George Takei, on Twitter: “Breaking:<br />

Professional sports fall into disarray as concerns<br />

mount over whether losing teams will concede to<br />

winning ones despite what the scoreboard says.”<br />

Sign in front of a church in Winnipeg: “Wear<br />

a mask. It’s not like we’re asking you to wear a<br />

Riders’ jersey.”<br />

Care to comment? Email brucepenton20<strong>03</strong>@<br />

yahoo.ca<br />

- Bruce Penton<br />

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