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SPORTS<br />
lmtimes.ca • Last Mountain Times • Monday, <strong>Nov</strong>ember <strong>30</strong>, 2020 • /lastmountaintimes • @lmtimes<br />
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CFL eyes<br />
post-pandemic return<br />
It’s not really a surprise that the<br />
Canadian Football League, which<br />
operates on a virtual shoestring,<br />
was one of the few professional<br />
sports leagues in North America<br />
to not operate in 2020 due to<br />
COVID-19.<br />
But while some fans worried the one-year<br />
hiatus may have marked the beginning of a spiral<br />
downward to non-existence, CFL commissioner<br />
Randy Ambrosie has confirmed the league plans<br />
full operation in 2021. In fact, a schedule has<br />
been released.<br />
In most of the nine Canadian cities, the CFL is<br />
an important aspect of the<br />
FROM THE sports fabric. It’s a huge deal<br />
SIDELINES in Regina, a close second<br />
to NHL teams in Calgary,<br />
BRUCE PENTON<br />
Edmonton, Winnipeg and<br />
Ottawa, a distant second to<br />
the Canucks in Vancouver, a<br />
pretty big deal in Hamilton,<br />
gaining fans in Montreal and<br />
not very important at all in<br />
Toronto, where the Leafs,<br />
the Blue Jays, the Raptors<br />
and FC Toronto rank ahead<br />
of the Argonauts in terms of fan<br />
affection.<br />
So the blackest mark of all — no season — will<br />
be in the past and the CFL is scheduled to carry<br />
on as normal in 2021. Training camps will hopefully<br />
be held in May, the Bombers and Ti-Cats<br />
will meet June 10 in the season opener (a replay<br />
of the most recent Grey Cup game) and TSN can<br />
have a weekly basket of games to provide to fans<br />
across the country instead of a steady diet of<br />
‘classics’ from the past that fans were fed during<br />
the past year.<br />
The league may look different when it resumes,<br />
though. Some players, some of the better ones,<br />
may have moved on, since reports of bare-bones<br />
salaries seems to carry weight. The league’s<br />
current collective bargaining agreement runs<br />
until the spring of 2022, and it includes a team<br />
salary cap of $5.35 million. League officials have<br />
indicated, however, that the salary cap ‘floor’ —<br />
$4.75 million per team — will be the goal of most<br />
teams. The nine CFL teams, of course, operated<br />
for a full season with barely a trickle of revenue,<br />
and still paid salaries to a handful of personnel,<br />
but no players. Many teams operate in red figures<br />
as it is. It’s been reported that collectively, the<br />
nine CFL teams lose between $10 million and<br />
$20 million per season.<br />
One big change fans will notice when the<br />
league resumes in 2021 is the name of the<br />
Edmonton franchise. ‘Eskimos’ has been tossed<br />
into the garbage bin, and team officials have<br />
been asking the public for suggestions on a new<br />
moniker. It has to start with ‘E’, they say, to allow<br />
the continued use of the team’s ‘EE’ logo. ‘Excited’<br />
doesn’t work for a team name, but it certainly<br />
describes the feeling CFL fans have about the<br />
planned resumption of play.<br />
Dwight Perry of the Seattle Times: “What an<br />
apt surname for an NFL defender: Jets linebacker<br />
Tarell Basham.”<br />
Patriots QB Cam Newton, to reporters, on<br />
his dietary habits: “Just because I’m vegan<br />
doesn’t mean I just go outside and pick up<br />
grass and, you know, put ranch on it. … I still<br />
love good food.”<br />
Charles Barkley, on trying hypnotism to<br />
help correct his funky, hitchy golf swing:<br />
“All I got was a good nap. I woke up with the<br />
same crappy swing.”<br />
Bob Molinaro of pilotonline.com (Hampton,<br />
Va.): “When people said at the beginning<br />
of the season that the Ravens would lead<br />
the AFC North, who could have imagined it<br />
Randy Ambrosie<br />
would be in positive COVID tests.”<br />
Comedy writer Alex Kaseberg, re: the Roy<br />
Jones (age 51) vs. Mike Tyson (54) exhibition<br />
bout: “This fight is tricky. Whoever wins could<br />
face charges of elder abuse.”<br />
RJ Currie of sportsdeke.com: “Don Cherry<br />
once told the Toronto Sun the material he buys<br />
for his suits is probably curtain fabric. Instead of<br />
Grapes, should we be calling him Drapes?”<br />
fark.com: “With Joe Burrow out for the season<br />
and no other viable quarterback available, if Colin<br />
Kaepernick’s phone doesn’t ring now, it never<br />
will. Spoiler alert: It never will.”<br />
fark.com again: “Toronto Star investigates why<br />
Jeopardy contestants fumbled easy sports questions<br />
so often, with exasperated hockey fan Alex<br />
Trebek looking on, unable to say what he really<br />
thought.”<br />
Dwight Perry again: “Veteran NBA forward<br />
Trevor Ariza got traded from Portland to Houston<br />
to Detroit to Oklahoma City in three separate<br />
deals in barely two days after this year’s draft.<br />
The Thunder is listing Ariza as day-to-day with<br />
severe jet lag.”<br />
Vancouver’s Torben Rolfsen, on Twitter, musing<br />
about Tom Brady’s occasional struggles in Tampa<br />
Bay: “Who holds the CFL rights to Tom Brady?”<br />
Actor George Takei, on Twitter: “Breaking:<br />
Professional sports fall into disarray as concerns<br />
mount over whether losing teams will concede to<br />
winning ones despite what the scoreboard says.”<br />
Sign in front of a church in Winnipeg: “Wear<br />
a mask. It’s not like we’re asking you to wear a<br />
Riders’ jersey.”<br />
Care to comment? Email brucepenton20<strong>03</strong>@<br />
yahoo.ca<br />
- Bruce Penton<br />
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