LMT June 28 - Vol 114 - issue 30

4 lmtimes.ca • Last Mountain Times • Monday, June 28, 2021 • /lastmountaintimes • @lmtimes
Overheard at the coffee shop
Wondering about Toews,
Rodgers, etc.
Looking for answers? Here are 20 questions:
“...heatstroke doesn’t have the same calming
effect as hypothermia...”
By Associated Designs
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Home Plan of the Week
Heartview melds indoor & outdoor living
The Heartview’s window-bright
interior segues nearly seamlessly
into its wrap-around outside living
area at the rear. And the exterior
materials ensure an organic blending
with the natural environment as
well. In the right setting, every window
can offer spectacular views.
Stone veneer-covered bases
support slender posts that frame
the front porch and garage overhang.
These run a harmonious
counterpoint to the shake-textured
siding, wooden corbels,
and Craftsman-style
windows on all sides.
The use of natural
materials extends
throughout. Examples
include handsome exposed
drop beams in
the great room and
owners’ suite, and
wooden posts set on
tapered stone veneer
bases that
flank the entry
hall.
Owners’ Suite
17' x 14'8''
Great Room
Dn
Entry
Alternate Basement Stairs
Patio
An expansive great room sits at
the heart of the home. A kitchen
fills one side, across a curved and
raised eating bar. On the other inner
wall, a stone veneer fireplace
nestles between a home entertainment
center and a stack of shelves.
Sparkling glass fills somewhere
between 80 and 90 percent of the
two exterior walls. Craftsman windows
flank atrium doors that access
the patio, and each window
12’ Ceiling
Great Room
25' x 25'
Entry Hall
Vaulted
Covered
Porch
Heartview
PLAN 50-015
Living Area 1709 sq.ft.
Garage 495 sq.ft.
Dimensions 90'7''x70'2''
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Patio
Kitchen
Bedroom
10' x 10'8''
Util.
set is crowned by a row of multipaned
windows. This is a bright
living area indeed!
Windowed hallways lead off to
the right and left of the entry hall.
The right branch goes to two secondary
bedrooms, a bathroom, and
a pass-through utility room linked to
the two-car garage. The left hallway
channels you into the Heartview’s
sumptuous owners’ suite.
Drop beams create an interesting
grid over the sleeping area, and
a cushy window seat would fit
nicely into the room’s rectangular
window bay. Other luxury touches
include a deep walk-in closet and a
two-section bathroom with a spa
tub and double vanity. The toilet
and shower are separately enclosed
for privacy and steam containment.
Associated Designs is the original
source for the Heartview 50-
015. For more information or to
view other designs, visit
www.AssociatedDesigns.com or
call 800-634-0123.
Bedroom
10' x 10'
LIQUOR PERMIT
Garage
21' x 21'
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Designs, Inc.
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What has mysteriously sidelined Jonathan
Toews of the Chicago Black Hawks?
He missed the entire 2020-21 season
without explanation from the Hawks or
the medical community.
Is this the year that a Canadian male
matches the exploits of Bianca Andreescu
and wins one of pro tennis’s Grand
Slam titles? We’re looking at you Denis
Shapovalov, Felix Auger-Aliassime and
Milos Raonic.
Are the hard-hitting Blue Jays, led by
slugger Vladimir Guerrero, Jr, just one or
two starting pitchers away from being a
World Series contender?
Is Aaron Rodgers’ future as a quarterback
in Green Bay or as the host of
Jeopardy?
Isn’t it great that when Aug. 5 arrives,
the Canadian Football League will REAL-
LY be playing games?
In light of Novak Djokovik’s dominance
at the French Open, has he supplanted
Roger Federer as pro tennis’s GOAT?
Can the Seattle Kraken possibly have
anywhere close to the first-year success of
Vegas Golden Knights?
Would a James Harden weight-loss plan
begin with shaving off four pounds of
beard?
Can we end the goaltending argument
right now and state emphatically that Carey Price
is the best in the world?
FROM THE If you haven’t tried playing
pickleball, what’s stopping
SIDELINES
you?
BRUCE PENTON The baseball world is
already starting to ask: Who
is the Most Valuable Player
in the American League —
Shohei Ohtani of the Angels
or Vladimir Guerrero, Jr., of
the Jays?
How terrific will it be if
it’s true that WHL rinks will
have no limits on crowd capacity
this fall?
Th question isn’t ‘will Tiger Woods play professional
golf again’, it’s ‘will he ever walk without a
limp again?’
Did you hear about Prince Albert’s Kent Adams
getting two holes-in-one in a five-hole stretch
in a mid-June round of golf at a course near
Edmonton?
Did you know that the odds of that happening
are estimated to be in the range of 67 million to
one?
Is the possibility of a Ohtani-Guerrero-Tatis,
Jr.-Soto-Acuna-Stanton-Judge-Alonso Home
Run Derby must-see TV or what?
How is it possible that San Francisco Giants are
leading the National League West ahead of the
pre-season acclaimed best team all time, the Los
Angeles Dodgers?
Who gets the bulk of the blame for the incendiary
(and childish) Brooks Koepka-Bryson
DeChambeau brouhaha percolating on the PGA
Tour?
Will NHL general managers take a second look
at some 5-foot-7 junior superstars in the wake of
Cole Caufield’s playoff splash with the Montreal
Canadiens?
How many games, or years, will it take before
NFL fans find out whether Trevor Lawrence is
the second coming of Joe Montana or merely
a long-haired Mark Sanchez clone?
RJ Currie of sportsdeke.com: “Reuters reported
Robert Marchand, 104, was the oldest
person to cycle around France’s national velodrome.
He completed 15 laps in just under
30 minutes and six bathroom breaks.”
Comedy writer Alex Kaseberg: “The Green
Bay Packers started mini camp, but Aaron
Rodgers did not show. As lovely as Wisconsin
is, trying to decide between a training
camp with huge guys trying to tackle you
and a beach in Hawaii with Shailene Woodley is
not a tough call.”
Columnist Phil Mushnick of the N.Y. Post: “If
only Aaron Boone were as tough on his players
as he is on umps. Three times in less than a week
the Yankees didn’t know how many outs there
were. Counting to three is difficult.”
Steve Simmons of Sun Media: “We live in a
world devoid of logic: More than a million people
ordered pay-per-view for Floyd Mayweather’s
supposed fight with internet personality Logan
Paul. What exactly, by the way, makes you an
internet personality?”
Former PGA Tour player Willy Wilcox, on
Twitter: “People ask me why I don’t try to qualify
for the U.S. Open. I say, ‘The problem is you have
to play the U.S. Open if you get through and then
what do you do then?”
Pro golfer Richard Bland, active in the world
of animal protection: “Two things I can’t stand is
three-putting and animal cruelty.”
Alex Kaseberg again, on the Koepka-DeChambeau
feud: “Golf feuds aren’t like most sports
feuds. Golf feuds start when someone doesn’t
combine neither with nor.”
From fark.com: “London police to Scottish soccer
fans: ‘Please don’t travel to London as there’s
nowhere for you to be Covid-safe and you’ll probably
get arrested.’ Scottish soccer fans: ‘Y’hwah?
for Glasgee bran divvun polisus.’”
fark.com again: “Mexico is finally punished for
homophobic chants by having to play their next
two soccer games without fans. Pelting opposing
players with debris still OK.”
Steve Simmons again, quoting a friend of his:
“If you have to decide who your starting goalie is,
then you don’t have a starting goalie.”
Care to comment? Email brucepenton2003@
yahoo.ca
- Bruce Penton
Disclaimer: opinions expressed are those of the writer.
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