Wealden Times | WT233 | October 2021 | Kitchen & Bathroom supplement inside
The lifestyle magazine for Kent & Sussex - Inspirational Interiors, Fabulous Fashion, Delicious Dishes
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Slow,<br />
Grow, Eat<br />
Hairdresser-turned-shepherdess, Zoë Colville<br />
farms nearly 100 acres of land near Maidstone<br />
with her partner, Chris Woodhead. With prime<br />
focus on their animals’ wellbeing, together they<br />
rear cows, sheep, goats and pigs, eventually<br />
selling their meat through The Little Farm<br />
Fridge. This month, Zoe goes into survival<br />
mode as an accident rocks their farming life<br />
The lifestyle we have chosen isn’t always rosy and<br />
quite often it all hits you at once like an avalanche.<br />
Survival skills include a good sense of humour and<br />
a tight network of farming friends. Safe to say the last few<br />
weeks we have called upon every single favour we’ve even<br />
slightly been owed. All the stress, sleepless nights and just<br />
focussing on putting one foot in front of the other have paid<br />
off because we are out the other side, ladies and gentlemen.<br />
I may have mentioned before that the land we graze<br />
is spread out pretty much all over the county and from<br />
one season to the next we could have animals in up to<br />
eight locations. This means that we spend a fair amount<br />
of time on the roads (and our fuel bill could make your<br />
eyes water!). Driving to check everyone is safe and well,<br />
ferrying water to some without plumbed in water tanks.<br />
Moving livestock from one place to the other to adhere<br />
to conservation schemes. And of course taking animals<br />
to and from the abattoir in Essex. That said, we have<br />
two vehicles: the truck which we can’t operate the farm<br />
without, and the refrigerated van which we can’t operate<br />
the butchery without. We aren’t fortunate enough to own<br />
a quad bike, a tractor or any other farm vehicle so the<br />
truck is such a vital part of our ‘team’. She carries IBCs<br />
(intermediate bulk containers) of water to the water troughs,<br />
she tows the trailer to go and pick up bales of straw and<br />
she drives us round acres of fields gathering in sheep in<br />
replacement of a sheep dog. Imagine if that workhorse<br />
was driving to the abattoir (with livestock on board) on<br />
the motorway when out of nowhere a BMW materialised<br />
a couple of metres in front, sideways. Miraculously no<br />
one was harmed, man or beast, but after a few hours<br />
on the side of a motorway our beloved truck was towed<br />
away, a write off. Both our businesses are now reliant on a<br />
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Renault Kangoo. Did she step up to the mark? Quite the<br />
opposite, the Kangoo quit. Now what do you do when<br />
you’re having a rough time and the odds are against you?<br />
Go to your mum’s and ask her to make it all better.<br />
We piled all our gear into the boot of her Mini Cooper<br />
and raised a few eyebrows as we pulled up at gates to check<br />
the sheep and onlookers saw dishevelled farmer Chris crawl<br />
out of the white leather driving seat. But we made it work<br />
because we had no choice, we made do. The second hit came<br />
a few days later when we had just recovered from the near<br />
death experience. Checking the pregnant Highland cows on<br />
the Chalk Downs, it was warm so we wanted to make sure<br />
they had plenty of water. As we approached them they all<br />
scarpered as they usually do and left Goldie Horn behind.<br />
No, no, no. Sadly she had delivered a female calf, three<br />
weeks premature and BEAUTIFUL, but sadly not alive.<br />
Goldie was distraught as you can imagine so we needed to<br />
get her home to the main farm to keep a closer eye on her.<br />
Favour number two. Borrow a livestock trailer and a 4x4...<br />
But we survived. It was touch and go for a while<br />
and we have a few more wrinkles and Chris has his<br />
first grey beard hair but we didn’t down tools and<br />
retreat into a cave of peanut M&Ms and Netflix, we<br />
couldn’t. And it’s that resilience that keeps the food<br />
on your plates because to be a farmer you have to roll<br />
with the punches and just keep riding those waves!<br />
Follow Zoe on Instagram @thechiefshepherdess<br />
and @thelittlefarmfridge. You can order<br />
meat online at thelittlefarmfridge.co.uk<br />
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