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, THE BISCUIT TIN IS COMING TO GET YA!<br />
JAM SANDWICH!<br />
9. WHAT MAKES A<br />
PERSON SEXY?<br />
CLARE: [Goes bright red]<br />
I don’t know. Erm…<br />
MICHELLE: Being in a boy<br />
band. And a nice a**e. A<br />
fella with a nice a**e is an<br />
absolute ride.<br />
10. WHAT COLOUR<br />
IS HAPPINESS?<br />
CLARE: Yellow, definitely.<br />
MICHELLE: That’s a class<br />
question. I think red<br />
because it’s exciting and<br />
a bit dangerous.<br />
11. FINISH THIS<br />
SENTENCE: ‘THE<br />
WORST THING I EVER<br />
DID WAS...’<br />
MICHELLE: [Shrugs]<br />
I don’t think I’ve done<br />
anything that bad, to<br />
be fair.<br />
CLARE: I don’t think<br />
the time we<br />
pretended to<br />
see a statue of the<br />
Virgin Mary cry was our<br />
finest moment, Michelle.<br />
13. WHAT WAS THE<br />
LAST BOOK YOU READ?<br />
CLARE: Jane Eyre,<br />
because we’re studying<br />
it at the<br />
moment.<br />
MICHELLE:<br />
Are we?<br />
14. DO YOU<br />
KNOW ANYONE<br />
CALLED TARQUIN?<br />
MICHELLE: No, but<br />
I think James would<br />
suit being called that. It<br />
sounds like a proper posh<br />
English name.<br />
TOUGH COOKIE!<br />
15. DO YOU HAVE A<br />
SPECIAL TEDDY?<br />
CLARE: I’ve got one I’ve<br />
had since I was a wee girl<br />
that my ma kept for me.<br />
[Flustered) I don’t cuddle it<br />
or anything though.<br />
MICHELLE: No.<br />
CLARE: What<br />
about that<br />
biscuit tin!<br />
pink one you keep on<br />
your bed?<br />
[Michelle gives Clare<br />
a death stare]<br />
the rules<br />
In the <strong>Smash</strong> <strong>Hits</strong><br />
Biscuit Tin there are 100<br />
envelopes. Each contains<br />
a difficult (or slightly<br />
strange) question. You<br />
must open 15 envelopes<br />
at random and answer<br />
whatever question is<br />
inside. Good luck.<br />
12. WHY DOES<br />
THE MOON CHANGE<br />
ITS SHAPE?<br />
CLARE: [Proudly] It<br />
changes shape because<br />
its position is relative to<br />
the sun and Earth.<br />
MICHELLE: [Points at<br />
Clare] What she said.<br />
SMASH HITS 11
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