NGV May/June 2022
Local business directory and community magazine
Local business directory and community magazine
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Emergency Deodorant<br />
Forgot to put deodorant on? Don’t worry grab an<br />
orange or a lemon, cut it in half and rub it on your<br />
skin for a perfect odour neutraliser.<br />
B Nuffield<br />
Fresh shoes<br />
If your shoes smell bad, place a few dry tea bags<br />
inside each shoe to absorb the smelly odours.<br />
A Belter<br />
Water Monitor<br />
Keep a track of how much water you are drinking<br />
by drawing lines on your water bottle with a<br />
permanent marker. Add times to encourage you to<br />
drink enough throughout the day.<br />
B Heather<br />
Cat’s<br />
Crackers<br />
Top Tips<br />
TopJokes<br />
When do people start using their<br />
trampolines more?<br />
Spring time!<br />
B Ward<br />
Did you hear about the hungry<br />
clock?<br />
It went back four seconds!<br />
L Woodhouse<br />
What do you call a man with a<br />
spade on his head?<br />
Doug!<br />
A Munoz<br />
Clear Drains<br />
Run hot water down the drain for a<br />
minute and then sprinkle 1 cup of baking soda down the<br />
drain followed by 1 cup of vinegar poured slowly. Flush<br />
again with hot water.<br />
C Trevor<br />
Why did Bono fall off the stage?<br />
He was too close to The Edge!<br />
S Osborne<br />
I thought I was a dog but I am<br />
alright nowwwwwww!!<br />
C Hart<br />
Why did the orange stop on the<br />
hill….<br />
Because it ran out of juice!<br />
C Hart<br />
Clean skirting boards and doors<br />
Add fabric conditioner to warm water. Using a clean<br />
cloth wipe doors and skirting boards to remove dust<br />
and dirt. Makes the house smell amazing.<br />
E Baker<br />
Save Space with Travelling<br />
It saves space to roll your clothes (any clothes from<br />
trousers to jumpers) when travelling or packing<br />
drawers - It also means less creases too!<br />
A Munoz<br />
WINNING<br />
ENTRY<br />
SPARKLING SHOWER<br />
Fill a plastic bag with white<br />
vinegar and secure it to the<br />
shower head with a rubber<br />
band. Leave it overnight and<br />
then remove the bag for a<br />
shiny clean shower head.<br />
D White<br />
Two crisps walking along the<br />
road and a car pulls up.<br />
The driver said<br />
“Can I give you a lift”<br />
They replied<br />
“No thanks we’re WALKERS”<br />
C Hart<br />
What do you call a dog with<br />
no ears…?<br />
Nothing…. he won’t hear you!<br />
C Hart<br />
Send your top tip or<br />
joke for inclusion in the next mag.<br />
The best one will win a £20 One 4 All voucher!!<br />
Please email your entries to cat@ngmagazines.org.uk<br />
and include your name, address & tel no.<br />
All entrants must be 18 or over. For all our comp t&c’s please see the<br />
Useful Information Page at the back of the mag.
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