CEAC-2022-06-June

Boiler Room Annex
Engineering Logic on the Links
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning
for a particularly slow group of golfers.
The engineer fumed, “What's with those guys? We must
have been waiting for fifteen minutes!”
The doctor chimed in, “I don't know, but I've never seen such
inept golf!”
The priest said, “Here comes the greenskeeper. Let's have a
word with him.”
He said, “Hello George, what's wrong with that group ahead
of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?”
The greenskeeper replied, “Oh, yes. That's a group of blind
firemen. They lost their sight
saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let
them play for free anytime.”
The group fell silent for a moment.
The priest said, “That's so sad. I think I will say a special
prayer for them tonight.”
The doctor said, “Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist
colleague and see if there's anything he can do
for them.”
The engineer said, “Why can't they just play at night?”
A Different Kind of Hardware Problem
Source: engineering-humour.com
A young engineer was leaving the office at 6pm when he
found his boss standing in front of a shredder with a piece of
paper in his hand.
“Listen,” said his boss, “this is important, and my secretary
has left. Can you make this thing work?”
Solution:
E A T S R E V P A M T A U T
C L A S P O R E S L I C E M E N S A
O I L E R M A R C L A S S A N G E L
N B E I M P S A T A N H A Y E R E
I S U Z U A L A M O P A I R S
T E L L P T A D I N T
O B I E L E A P S S U P R A S E A S
P R O E X T S E E A L I
T I T A N R E A M B E T A G E R M S
G A L A X Y S E E R S D W E L L S
P S I T R Y A C V
M O H A I R M O R A L U N K E P T
P A P A L O R E O N O E S O R I O N
H U E G U N U G H N A B
D I N E A U G U R E D G E R U S D A
O N C E H E R R E A R
B E S O T F I O R D S I N G E
N O V S H E A N N O Y L T M U S A
E R O D E L O C O R I V E E L A T E
R A K E D A R E S S N I T D O V E R
O X E N N E T G A S T A R O
“Certainly,” said the young engineer. He turned the machine
on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
“Well done, Well done!” said his boss as his paper disappeared
inside the machine. “I just need one copy.”
Engineering Q&A
Source: scarymommy.com
MAY SOLUTION
Q:Why did the Higgs Boson go to church?
A: For the mass.
Q: Why do electrical engineers love power naps?
A: You can build up a charge with them.
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