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An excellent idea to train to f ight Stuporman,
sir. Because an extra 10% of human strength ivil
definitely help beat a guy who can fly to Saturn
and burn his initials into it with heat vision.
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To save yo' mama, you must defeat Battyman.
It's the ultimate rivalry! Bigger than Coke vs. Pepsi!
Dog vs. hydrantl Smurfs vs. Gargamell
Humidifiers vs. dehumidifiersl Smooth vs. chunkyl
Yes! lf you and Battyman both wanted to kill me,
why did you have to trick him into fighting me?
Why didn't you just tearn up?
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Allow me to explain my plan. But unlike a James
Bond villain's plan, mine makes absolutely no sense!
I hired Af rican terrorists, then waited for Lois Lame
to feel like interviewing them, then killed them with
experimental prototype bullets that work exactly like
regular bulletsl I knew the government would blame
you, because everybody knows that Stuporman
shoots people. Plus, nothing upsets the American
public more than when terrorists get killed I
I had to cut a deal with the Senatorto allow my
Kraptonite into the country, because even though
I was plotting multiple mass murders, I wouldn't
want to get in any trouble with Customs, Meanwhile,
I gave Bruce Whine's former employee a bomb
wheelchair, to blow up the Senate hearing that
nobody was sure whether you were going to attend.
The jar of pee speaks for itself. Any questions?
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