Mad Magazine #540 GetMad

{ Dirrr"r with the family: scored g1 pieces of meatloaf,
but needs to work on passing the potatoes
$ Heading down to the.retirement community center to show
those iosers who the ,.slr.k ivt"miJ; "iUl"J"
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It's difficult to get to the
retn9erator because of the
meth lab in the kitchen.
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The owner.is what is politely
termed a
,,cat lover.,.
lrJriter: riIike M0rse
Not only is the bed
not made, it,s occupied
by the homeowner.
A*i$t: John i4art?
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