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Bantha-riding!
Marching in formation!
Searching for droids!
Standinq in rows!
Population control!
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}IEALTFI ETTUEFITS
Using one of those spinny
laser-haton thingies!
ldentifying your dead
friend - even when
you're all dressed
exactly alike!
As employees of the First 0rder, you're entitled to top-of-the-line healthcare! Covered injuries include - but are not limited to -
o Dismembered by light saber
e Crushed by crude-but-effective e Embedded shrapnel from
Ewok trap
exploded Deathstar
o Repeatedly shot in chest by blaster
e Maimed in crossfire
e Appendage forcibly removed by
angry Wookiee
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o Smooshed beneath leg-tangled
AT-AT
o Force-choked by
intergalactic despot
o Kylo Ren tantrum collateral damage e Carpal Tunnel Syndrome
the following'
It's not just all-white anymore! As partof our "Second 0rder: Fun!" initiative, we are proud to introduce all-new uniformsforspecialoccasions:
Friday
Ewok avoidance!
Summer Hours
And don't forget to sign up for
the company softhall team!
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