Mad Magazine #540 GetMad

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was great tumult, and the cable news did rend asunder.
And the man spoke unto the masses for a third time,
proclaiming, "The Bible means a lot to me, but I don't
want to get into specifics.,, But we do!
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She does have a very nice figure. I've said
if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps
I'd be dating her'
-
Donard 3t6t2,o06
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-Matthew 5:39
When someone crosses you, my advice is
"Get Even!" That is not typical advice, but it
is real life advice. Ifyou do not get even, you
are just a schmuck!... I love getting even.
-
Donald 11/1/Ee7
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We won with poorly educated.
I love the poorly educated.
-
Donald 2/23/2016