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6 lmtimes.ca • Last Mountain Times • Monday, <strong>May</strong> 1, 2023<br />

Arraez a big hit in<br />

both major leagues<br />

Luis Arraez may be the best hitter hardly anyone in North America<br />

knows about. His middle name is Sangel, but it may as well be<br />

Anonymous.<br />

April 23, 2023<br />

Avid baseball fans surely know about<br />

Arraez, because he won the American<br />

League batting championship last year<br />

with Minnesota Twins. In the off-season, he was<br />

traded to Miami Marlins, but he brought his bat<br />

along to the National League team and appears<br />

ready to accomplish a rare feat: Back-to-back<br />

batting titles in two different leagues.<br />

Only a few players, in the era going back more<br />

than half a century to the <strong>19</strong>70s, were<br />

so-called natural-born hitters. Only<br />

a handful could seemingly bat .340<br />

From or .350 without blinking, such as<br />

the Rod Carew, Wade Boggs, George<br />

Sidelines<br />

Brett, Larry Walker, Tony Gwynn<br />

BRUCE<br />

PENTON and Ichiro Suzuki. In the past<br />

50 years, pitchers have become<br />

dominant in the mano a mano battle<br />

with hitters. Need proof? In <strong>19</strong>87, for<br />

instance, major league batters hit a combined<br />

.261. Last year, that figure was .243.<br />

Thirteen batters in MLB history have won batting<br />

titles with an average over .400, with Ted Williams<br />

in <strong>19</strong>41 the most recent to do so. That’s 82<br />

years ago.<br />

Since <strong>19</strong>70, the highest winning batting average<br />

was Gwynn’s .394 in <strong>19</strong>94, but that season<br />

ended prematurely, on Aug. 12, because of labour<br />

problems. Since then, Brett hit .390 in <strong>19</strong>80 and<br />

Carew batted .388 in <strong>19</strong>77. Walker’s .379 in <strong>19</strong>99<br />

stands out. Suzuki and Todd Helton both hit .372<br />

to win batting titles since 2000.<br />

And now, it appears, Arraez is about to included<br />

in the unofficial list of natural hitters. In <strong>2022</strong>,<br />

Arraez won the A.L. batting title by hitting .316.<br />

The pitching-deficient Twins needed fresh arms<br />

Town of Southey<br />

NOTICE OF PREPARATION OF<br />

ASSESSMENT ROLL<br />

Notice is hereby given that the<br />

Assessment Roll for the Town of Southey<br />

for the year 202 has been prepared and<br />

is open to inspection in the office of the<br />

Assessor from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm on the<br />

following days:<br />

Monday to Friday, commencing<br />

<strong>May</strong> 1, 2023 to <strong>May</strong> 31, 2023<br />

(excluding Statutory Holidays)<br />

A bylaw pursuant to section 214 of The<br />

Municipalities Act has been passed and the<br />

assessment notices have been sent as<br />

required.<br />

and got them from Miami, but had to give up the<br />

A.L.’s best hitter to do so. Arraez’s batting title<br />

accomplishment was no fluke. In his first three<br />

MLB seasons, the Venezuelan posted batting<br />

averages of .334, .321 and .294.<br />

There has been no production reduction since he<br />

joined the Marlins. Through 20 games, Arraez<br />

was leading the majors with a .444 batting average,<br />

going hitless in only three of those games.<br />

His closest rival, Ronald Acuna, Jr., was a distant<br />

.375.<br />

Any person who wishes to appeal against<br />

his or her assessment is required to file his<br />

or her notice of appeal, accompanied by a<br />

$75.00 appeal fee which will be returned if<br />

the appeal is successful with:<br />

Town of Southey<br />

260 Keats Street<br />

PO Box 248<br />

Southey, SK S0G 4P0<br />

By the 30th day of <strong>May</strong>, 2023<br />

Care to comment? Email brucepenton2003@yahoo.ca<br />

Dated this 1st day of <strong>May</strong>, 2023.<br />

Cindy Baumgartner, Assessor<br />

FURGY’S - CONTINUES FROM PAGE 1<br />

UltraLounge band music<br />

played while George<br />

offered a Big Al’s Rib supper.<br />

There were also door<br />

prizes and a magic show<br />

featuring Sitruc James.<br />

Lloyd Saul was the<br />

evening's MC. Everyone<br />

enjoyed the evening out.<br />

Sports Quips<br />

• Wrote Do-Hyoung Park of MLB.com about Arraez: “When<br />

Arraez goes up to the plate, he scans the infield to look<br />

for the gaps. His specialty is to dump line drives in front<br />

of the outfielders for singles. He rarely swings and misses,<br />

and he still has more career walks than strikeouts.”<br />

• Luis Arraez may be the most anonymous player bordering<br />

on superstardom who exists in Major League<br />

Baseball. Fans will be following his progress this season to<br />

see if his career .320 batting average has been a fluke, or<br />

just a harbinger of hits to come.<br />

• Comedy writer Gary Bachman: “Buccaneers unveil Baker<br />

<strong>May</strong>field's new number — 6. He should have chosen 13<br />

— a baker's dozen.”<br />

• From the parody website The Beaverton: “Rogers Centre<br />

renovations include private nook where fans can tell Blue<br />

Jays mascot everything they can’t say to their dad.”<br />

• Winnipeg broadcaster Nicole Welsh, on Twitter: “If I wear<br />

a Leafs shirt under my Jets sweater am I going to NH-<br />

Hell?”<br />

• Bob Molinaro of pilotonline.com, on a Virginia brewery<br />

producing Bye Dan IPA in commemoration of unpopular<br />

Washington Commanders owner Dan Snyder selling the<br />

team: “Tastes like 23 years of bitterness.”<br />

• Molinaro again: “NBA playoff TV ratings were the highest<br />

in 12 years the weekend after the Masters drew its biggest<br />

audience in five years. America’s couches are getting<br />

a workout.”<br />

• Golden Knights Twitter feed after Mark Stone’s two goals<br />

led Vegas to a 5-2 win over Winnipeg Iets on April 20:<br />

“Nothing like getting Mark Stoned on 4/20.”<br />

• Mike Bianchi of the Orlando Sentinel: “Still can't believe<br />

the PGA Tour fined Rory McIlroy $3 million for withdrawing<br />

from the RBC Heritage – one of the tour’s mandatory<br />

‘designated’ tournaments. In related news, Brooks<br />

Koepka of the LIV Tour just found $3 million in his couch<br />

cushions.”<br />

• Scott Ostler of the San Francisco Chronicle: “Gad, what a<br />

horrible day. Lost my blue check and heard that the A's<br />

are NOT rooted in Oakland. Like learning that Santa Claus<br />

has joined the LIV Golf Tour.”<br />

• RJ Currie of sportsdeke.com: “UCLA and the USC ended<br />

their century-old affiliation with the PAC-12 to join the<br />

Big Ten. This reduces the west coast conference to the<br />

unPack 10.”<br />

• Headline at fark.com: ‘Ultramarathon runner banned for<br />

using an illegal substance: A car”<br />

• Another one from fark.com: “Jacob deGrom is already in<br />

mid-season form as he leaves game early due to a wrist<br />

injury”<br />

• Steve Simmons of Sunmedia: “Yusei Kikuchi is 3-0 with a<br />

3.80 earned run average. I'm not like Al Michaels here. I<br />

don't believe in miracles.”<br />

NOTICE OF PREPARATION OF<br />

ASSESSMENT ROLL<br />

Notice is hereby given that the assessment roll for the Resort Village of Kannata Valley for<br />

the year of 2023 has been prepared and is open to inspection in the Office of the Assessor<br />

located at 1<strong>01</strong> Cowan Road, Resort Village of Kannata Valley from 8:30 a.m. to 4:00 p.m.,<br />

Tuesday and Wednesday from <strong>May</strong> 1 to <strong>May</strong> 30, 2023.<br />

A bylaw pursuant to Section 214 of The Municipalities Act has been passed and the assessment<br />

notices have been sent as required.<br />

Any person who wishes to appeal against their assessment is required to file their notice<br />

of appeal, accompanied with a $100.00 appeal fee which will be returned if the appeal is<br />

successful with: The Assessor, Resort Village of Kannata Valley, Box 166, Silton, SK S0G 4L0<br />

by the 30 day of <strong>May</strong>, 2023<br />

Dated this 28th day of April 2023<br />

Shannon Ulsifer, Assessor<br />

Village of Semans<br />

NOTICE OF PREPARATION OF<br />

ASSESSMENT ROLL<br />

Pursuant to subsection 217(1) of the<br />

Municipalities Act, notice is hereby given<br />

that the assessment roll for the Village<br />

of Semans for the year 2023 has been<br />

prepared and is open to inspection in the<br />

office of the assessor by appointment only<br />

on the following days:<br />

April 30th to <strong>May</strong> 30th, during regular<br />

business hours.<br />

A bylaw pursuant to section 214 of the<br />

Municipalities Act has been passed and the<br />

assessment notices have been sent as<br />

required.<br />

Any person who wishes to appeal his or<br />

her assessment or classification, to the<br />

Board of Revision is required to file his<br />

or her appeal, accompanied by a $75<br />

refundable fee for each assessment being<br />

appealed to:<br />

Teresa Marshall<br />

PO Box 113<br />

Semans, SK<br />

S0A 3S0<br />

Dated this 25th day of April, 2023<br />

Teresa Marshall, Assessor

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