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EDITION 3 <strong>2013</strong>
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CONTENTS<br />
6. Editorials<br />
7. Letters to the editor<br />
8. National Affairs<br />
14. International Affairs<br />
20. Student Affairs<br />
28. Science<br />
31. Music<br />
36. Film & TV<br />
42. Performing Arts<br />
46. Creative Space<br />
50. Culture<br />
Thanks<br />
To our band of proofreaders; Jake, Michelle,<br />
Mell and John, who stepped in at the last<br />
minute when all seemed lost. To all who<br />
appeared in the the Monash, is my store?<br />
video. And to Tristan, our trusty camera man.<br />
Image Credits<br />
Thomas Alomes - cover design<br />
Vol Pour Sydney<br />
Kyle Bean -<br />
Sara Dehm - p12<br />
Section Editors<br />
National Affairs: Thomas Clelland and Elizabeth Boag<br />
International Affairs: Carlie O’Connell<br />
Student Affairs: Hannah Barker and Ioan Nascu<br />
Science: Caitlyn Burchell, Shalaka Parekh and Nicola McCaskill<br />
Music: Dina Amin, Augustus Hebblewhite, Leah Phillips and<br />
Steven M. Voser<br />
Film & TV: Ghian Tjandaputra and Patricia Tobin<br />
Performing Arts: Christine Lambrianidis and Thomas Alomes<br />
Creative Writing: Allison Chan, Michelle Li and Thomas Wilson<br />
Culture: Hannah Gordon and Christopher Pase<br />
Online News: Julia Greenhalf<br />
Web Design: Choon Yin-Yeap and Jake Spicer<br />
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EDITORIAL<br />
MATTHEW CAMPBELL AND FLORENCE RONEY<br />
Coming down Dandenong Rd towards Clayton campus there’s a huge<br />
billboard pitched in the grass in front of some trees. It wouldn’t look<br />
out of place from behind a train window rolling into Richmond station,<br />
but for whatever reason whoever put it there seemed to think the space<br />
was wasted not advertising Monash to Monash students. Three lamps<br />
adorn the top, and are switched on all night; so as to make sure its<br />
triumphant proclamation is visible 24/7.<br />
“According to the New York Times,” it reads, “the world’s top<br />
CEOs are more likely to hire Monash graduates”. Underneath is a<br />
landscape picture of New York City at dusk and in the footer is the<br />
Monash University logo and slogan (of somewhat dubious grammatical<br />
accuracy) “Where brilliant begins”.<br />
While this smug little assurance (if you can call it that) may be<br />
attractive to the some, it pays little compliment to the very people<br />
who are responsible for helping craft the minds that supposedly end up<br />
behind those New York windows.<br />
The rhetoric behind this billboard’s sentiment is the notion that<br />
Monash is streets ahead of other universities as a quality education<br />
provider and research institute. We might like to believe this, but the<br />
reality is a mess of contradictions. What the billboards don’t show is<br />
the barrel-scraping and penny-pinching that goes on behind the scenes<br />
to present this face not only to the world, but to you as well; all under<br />
the guise of economic rationale and prestige.<br />
Have you ever walked past the law building which is currently<br />
under redevelopments “that will reflect the prestige of the Faculty and<br />
enhance the buildings position as a gateway to the campus”, or walked<br />
through Menzies and gazed upon those stupid fucking hanging lights<br />
and wondered how much this all cost?<br />
Take a moment to consider that while tens of millions of dollars<br />
are being spent beautifying and landscaping, 50% of undergraduate<br />
teaching staff across Australia are working on casual contracts, employed<br />
semester by semester, year by year.<br />
For a community as complex as Monash University to function<br />
effectively, you would think that its biggest stakeholders; students and<br />
staff; would at least warrant more than a tokenistic say on its highest<br />
decision making body, University Council. Yet, in the interest of<br />
“proper governance”, our Chancellor, Alan Finkel, responded to state<br />
legislation which removed mandatory election of student and staff<br />
representatives from council with Mr-Burns-esque diabolism.<br />
Times will only become more trying with the recent announcement<br />
of $2.8 billion federal cuts to the university sector to fund the<br />
Gonski reforms, of which Monash is set to lose $48 million. Ed Byrne,<br />
our Vice-Chancellor has said in response to these cuts “I am afraid I<br />
cannot rule out job losses” however there have been no indications<br />
of any desire to reduce his own wage, an annual salary of over a million<br />
dollars. Nor has there been any suggestion that the $90 million that was<br />
budgeted for building redevelopment in <strong>2013</strong> alone will be altered.<br />
The $20 million spending on re-landscaping the Menzies lawn is<br />
another shining example of University administration not having their<br />
priorities in check. While Monash University undergoes extensive plastic<br />
surgery, from the inside it is rotting.<br />
This edition of Lot’s <strong>Wife</strong> is full of many interesting, entertaining<br />
and thought provoking articles. However it is the blue pill. If you wish,<br />
keep reading; you can carry on with your day as though you had never<br />
read this editorial. However, we encourage you, if you haven’t already, to<br />
go back to the magazine stand and pick up a copy of the Special <strong>Edition</strong>.<br />
This is the red pill, distinguished by the green, four-headed monster on<br />
the front cover. It deals in more detail with all of the things discussed<br />
here. We will take you into the matrix that is Monash University.<br />
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LETTERS TO THE EDITORS<br />
We would love to hear from you.<br />
Email your thoughts, grievances and marriage proposals to<br />
lotswife<strong>2013</strong>@gmail.com<br />
Dear Editors,<br />
Dear Editors,<br />
I just wanted to write to say how much I enjoy your magazine, it’s great to read<br />
something which contains a spectrum of viewpoints and opinions. It’s unlike<br />
anything I have read before- thoroughly fantastic.<br />
-Benjamin Potter<br />
I find it alarming that an editor of Lot’s <strong>Wife</strong> finds using<br />
uninspired ad hominem attacks in lieu of reasonable criticism<br />
to be worthy of publication (Re: Lot’s <strong>Wife</strong>, <strong>Edition</strong> 2,<br />
Matthew Campbell, Page 6). I hope this isn’t misconstrued<br />
as being supportive of education cuts in the TAFE sector;<br />
being a prior “student of the Yarra Valley”, I have had firsthand<br />
experience of the devastation of these cuts. It seems<br />
rather silly to me to have to identify myself as “one of you<br />
guys”, since criticism of anyone should be taken seriously<br />
on both sides of the political spectrum, and I hope it was an<br />
unnecessary distinction.<br />
Back to my main argument: Those cuts to education<br />
are a legitimate target of criticism. However, that provides<br />
no justification for calling Ted Baillieu a “spineless pig-dog”,<br />
among other such colourful descriptions. Imagine the uproar if<br />
the author disagreed with Julia Gillard on this or that policy,<br />
and then proceeded to label her in a similar boorish fashion.<br />
There would be cries of sexism and bigotry, and rightly so.<br />
Hopefully this example makes clear the rank hypocrisy on<br />
display here.<br />
The editor then proceeds to make the extraordinary<br />
claim that Baillieu was a “cheater” and a “match fixer” at<br />
sports. Of course, the editor only means this as a humorous<br />
aside rather than a factual claim, but it is simply another<br />
telling example of creating this unrealistic caricature of<br />
Baillieu instead of addressing any real issues. You may as<br />
well say “Baillieu smells funny” for all the relevance it has to<br />
anything in this editorial.<br />
Perhaps all this is even more disappointing considering<br />
the quality of the rest of this edition; Jake Antmann’s<br />
Letter to the Editor, and David Heslin’s “Notes for Critical<br />
Activism”, in particular, are both praiseworthy and thoughtprovoking<br />
pieces, and it does them little credit to be placed<br />
alongside such ridiculous diatribes as this.<br />
-David Charlwood<br />
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NATIONAL AFFAIRS<br />
LABOR: LOCKED<br />
IN THE<br />
THIRD QUARTER?<br />
University cutbacks?<br />
They’re Gonski<br />
James Barklamb<br />
When Labor Minister, Bill Shorten, fronted a television interview in the<br />
hours following the spontaneous combustion of his party’s leadership,<br />
he invoked a curious, if not condescending, analogy to pacify claims of<br />
dysfunction against the federal government. In a desperate bid to assert<br />
a sense of order over the day’s political catastrophe, Shorten claimed<br />
Labor’s caucus was akin to a football team, and that the team was merely<br />
confronting the question of who should be the ultimate captain.<br />
Yet for a ‘team’ which Shorten claims to be locked in the “third<br />
quarter” of this high stakes game of national affairs, their resolution<br />
attempt appears futile, for the fat lady has long since sung and their<br />
supporters are duly fleeing the stadium gates, hoping to escape the<br />
merciless result awaiting the final siren.<br />
In an abstract sense, the ‘sport’ of federal politics is not that far<br />
removed from the gladiatorial contests which consume the bloodthirsty<br />
colosseum of the typical antipodean weekend. Both spheres provide us<br />
with the partisan rhetoric to blindly follow the aims of our own ‘teams’<br />
and attack those of others. Both spheres help to guide ourselves and<br />
others to identify who we are and where we belong. Both spheres provide<br />
us with the front and back page canvases upon which our city’s tabloids<br />
incite their hyperbolic invectives. And importantly, both spheres<br />
convince us that ‘winning at all costs’ is the aim of the game.<br />
Yet whilst it may be easy to perennially forgive the failings of our<br />
own football teams, forever returning to them in the hope that ‘maybe<br />
this will be our year’; when faced with equal dysfunction in our political<br />
party’s operations, we should not allow our partisan bias to shield<br />
necessary electoral punishment. For when my team -the Dees - face<br />
internal ructions, on field disunity or make poor judgements throughout<br />
the course of a season, I lose. Yet, when these elements are present in a<br />
governing party of the entire country, we all lose.<br />
At the beginning of any sporting season, each team enters with<br />
a clear desire to execute goals for which they have planned; promising<br />
their supporters ‘the world’ in exchange for their hope and support.<br />
Politics largely mimics such initial optimism, yet importantly, produces<br />
policy ‘goals’ which -unlike those of competing sporting teamsare<br />
rarely mutually exclusive to the interests of the majority playing the<br />
‘game’.<br />
The Gillard government’s vision to reform education through<br />
the ‘Gonski’ funding model, is arguably the ALP’s grandest policy goal<br />
which remains unresolved. Yet in confirming that it would be Australia’s<br />
university sector which would burden a significant proportion of the<br />
budget reallocation toward Gonski, the ALP has not only robbed an<br />
already underfunded Peter, to pay Paul, but has also played off the<br />
interests of students of all ages against each other.<br />
Unfortunately for Labor, the backlash against cuts to public funding<br />
in a sector that is already ranked 25th of 29 OECD countries, further<br />
plays into the Coalition’s narrative describing Labor as dysfunctional<br />
economic managers. Furthermore, it gives Tony Abbott ammunition to<br />
criticise Labor for public sector cutbacks, which he himself would more<br />
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NATIONAL AFFAIRS<br />
likely have enacted by choice, rather than economic necessity.<br />
When a government faces continual losses and declining public<br />
support, it is easy for the party in control to make rash decisions<br />
to protect a policy they feel will induce unbearable criticism if not<br />
delivered. Yet, this approach conceives of a policy like the Gonski<br />
reforms as some kind of ‘silver bullet’; whose fulfilment will simply<br />
obfuscate the electorate’s memory of the preceding term in office. Much<br />
like the question of a party’s leadership, it implies that a short-term<br />
change to the status-quo will be all that stands between certain defeat<br />
and potential success.<br />
Such reforms should instead be seen as necessary improvements<br />
which aim to complement existing educational structures; requiring our<br />
consistent attention and support in order to achieve success. For whilst<br />
the ideological purity of giving greater opportunities to underprivileged<br />
students may be momentarily inspiring, there remains little point in<br />
fostering a generation of enlightened, better-educated students, if our<br />
tertiary institutions are incapable of supporting them in years to come.<br />
In our nation’s capital, our political battles are fought between our<br />
two gladiatorial parties, each with their own incentives to defeat each<br />
other from week to week. Yet unlike our sporting teams, who can afford<br />
to fight their battles ‘one week at a time’, politics demands a much<br />
broader vision, spanning years, if not decades; where victory is far from<br />
fleeting and redemption can lie years away. It requires government to<br />
invest reasonably in all sectors critical to the nation’s success, even when<br />
such investment requires them to divest themselves of a partisan goal for<br />
the good of the entire nation.<br />
Unlike the nation’s sporting competitions, Australian politics<br />
cannot afford any single ‘team’ to dominate to the exclusion of its<br />
competitors, nor can it afford for those watching to abandon the<br />
spectacle from sheer frustration. It especially cannot afford for one<br />
‘team’ to become absorbed in its own internal challenges, when such<br />
distractions cloud their ability to achieve the goals to which they are<br />
committed.<br />
I’m not encouraging Labor, or its supporters, to make a final, valiant<br />
attempt to salvage their operations in an attempt to justify re-election;<br />
for the house which is Labor’s electoral chances is already burning to the<br />
ground. Instead, I’m imploring Labor to execute the policy goals already<br />
set, whilst not compromising otherwise critical sectors, before they too<br />
are stained by the black smoke of electoral annihilation.<br />
If Labor fails to salvage a respectable defeat, then it will be the<br />
Australian people who suffer greatest. We will be beholden to the<br />
domination of an Abbott coalition with a mandate which confers no<br />
more than their opponent’s incompetence. On September 15, we may<br />
well wake up to a unenviable contest between two asymmetric sides; one<br />
free from the constraints of political compromise and another without<br />
enough players to field a competitive team.<br />
LOT’S WIFE EDITION 3 • <strong>2013</strong><br />
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SUBHEADING<br />
LOT’S WIFE EDITION 3 • <strong>2013</strong>
NATIONAL AFFAIRS<br />
A NATIONAL BROADBAND<br />
NETWORK? OR MALWARE?<br />
Richard Plumridge<br />
There were a few awkward moments during the Coalition’s broadband<br />
policy launch. When Tony Abbott, hardly the nation’s most gifted public<br />
speaker, started using words like “megabits” and “HFC cabling”, one<br />
could see the technical elocution education that preceded it: “Yes, Tony,<br />
people watch television on computers. No, Tony, no more 68cm CRTs.”<br />
The ungainly back-patting from Abbott to erstwhile leadership rival,<br />
Malcolm Turnbull served to undermine Abbott’s place in this whole<br />
charade. As Alan Kohler has argued, Malcolm Turnbull has single-handedly<br />
saved the NBN. He has taken the Liberals from a party hell-bent on<br />
destroying the NBN to one willing to spend tens of billions of taxpayer<br />
dollars on their own broadband vision. Come September, this will likely<br />
be the new, albeit imperfect, National Broadband Network. How far we<br />
have come.<br />
What the Coalition’s policy is:<br />
First things first, the Coalition’s broadband policy is a complete<br />
policy document. Unlike most Coalition policies (such as “stopping the<br />
boats” or “ending the waste” as ‘detailed’ in “Our Plan: Real Solutions<br />
for All Australians”), it is no glossy brochure. No fluffy pictures of Tony<br />
or Mal in hi-viz, just words. Many, many words. This sort of documentary<br />
detail should be demanded more often from our politicians. Ahem,<br />
Scott Morrison.<br />
Basically, the Coalition’s broadband policy is to lay fibre just like<br />
Labor’s NBN, except that instead of fibre passing and connecting to every<br />
home as in Labor’s NBN, the fibre will terminate at a roadside node.<br />
From there, it will use the existing copper network to connect homes to<br />
the network. This use of the existing copper network is the policy’s most<br />
contentious aspect. According to Telstra, copper has a lifespan of around<br />
30 years and 80% of the copper network is either close to or beyond this<br />
age.<br />
What the Coalition’s policy is not:<br />
The Coalition’s broadband policy is not, technically speaking, a<br />
patch on Labor’s NBN. It’s not even a pale imitation. With quoted minimum<br />
speeds of 25mbit/s up to a maximum 100mbit/s, it does not compare<br />
to the NBN’s minimum of 100mbit/s.<br />
The optical fibre of the NBN offers far greater speed and reliability.<br />
However, where the Coalition sees “no evidence” that customers need<br />
or want the high bandwidth fibre offers, those in the technology industry<br />
envisage the unlimited potential of fibre.<br />
Fibre is good for you<br />
Abbott is “absolutely confident” that 25 megabits-per-second will<br />
be “more than enough” for households. In <strong>2013</strong>, maybe. In 2023, probably<br />
not. After all, it was only 15 years ago that most households connected<br />
via ‘adequate’ 28.8kbps dial-up modems. Average speeds today are<br />
over 170 times faster than those line-clogging tech dinosaurs. Imagine<br />
what the next fifteen years might bring? If it’s anything like the last<br />
fifteen, the only technology capable of delivering the same bandwidth<br />
increases is fibre.<br />
Optical fibre is as close to a “future-proof” technology as possible.<br />
Since fibre was first employed in undersea communications cables in the<br />
1980s, it has invisibly revolutionised telecommunications. While copper<br />
cables have physical limits on the amount of data they can transmit,<br />
optical fibre is yet to reach its full potential.<br />
Although Turnbull argues future developments of vectoring and<br />
VDSL may deliver higher speeds over copper, these are essentially transitional<br />
technologies propping up an ageing network. While future DSL<br />
technologies could, on a good day with the sun shining and with no-one<br />
else using the line, deliver maybe 200 mbit/s, fibre could do it in a pinch<br />
and as the Google Fiber project in Kansas has demonstrated, can go even<br />
faster.<br />
The Coalition’s broadband network will cost 75% of the Labor<br />
NBN, but will deliver maximum speeds 10% of the NBN’s realistic<br />
potential. Of course Turnbull and Abbott have argued their fibre-tothe-node<br />
network can be upgraded over time, but wouldn’t it be more<br />
prudent to do it once and to do it properly?<br />
The vision thing<br />
The electorate often bangs on about politicians not having a<br />
“vision” for the country, but when Kevin Rudd and Stephen Conroy<br />
announced a fibre-to-the-home national network, it was a bold decision<br />
that required “vision”. It was a vision that imagined Australia as the<br />
world leader in a field that, for once, wasn’t an Olympic sport. A piece<br />
of infrastructure Australians could rightly feel proud of as they rode their<br />
steam-era rail infrastructure to work or paid five times as much for a pair<br />
of jeans at the department store. Perhaps Donald Horne’s “tyranny of<br />
distance” could finally be overcome?<br />
No. It was too much to ask for. Critics attached moronic car analogies<br />
where optical fibre became the “Rolls-Royce” of available options,<br />
rather than an inspired, forward-looking strategy. Another popular pejorative<br />
was describing the construction of world-leading infrastructure as<br />
“gold-plating”. Now Australia will have an adequate system. A mediocre<br />
network for a mediocre country. Perhaps future politicians will heed<br />
the experiences of their predecessors before employing something stupid<br />
like “vision”.<br />
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NATIONAL AFFAIRS<br />
INFINITE<br />
DETENTION:<br />
Life is like living in a Cemetary<br />
for ASIO rejected refugees<br />
Kiera McClelland and Dean Vincent<br />
On Monday April 8th this year, 30 refugees imprisoned within<br />
Broadmeadows Detention Centre (or as our government calls it,<br />
“Melbourne Immigration Transit Accommodation”) began a hunger strike<br />
against their indefinite detention. A statement released by the refugees on<br />
the night they began their hunger strike highlights their desperation:<br />
“We have painted banners as part of our protest. There is one that<br />
shows many people hanging. That is what we want to happen to us if we<br />
are not released… we can’t keep living like this. We are not in detention.<br />
We are in a cemetery.”<br />
The refugees that have been on hunger strike call themselves “ASIO<br />
rejected refugees”. They have been granted refugee status, but have been<br />
given negative security assessments by ASIO for unknown, undisclosed<br />
reasons, allowing the Australian government to continue detaining them<br />
indefinitely. For these refugees, this means being imprisoned for the rest<br />
of their lives.<br />
The Broadmeadows hunger strikers have since stopped their hunger<br />
strike after days 10 days without food. A representative of the government<br />
has been forced to agree to meet with them and hear their demands. Their<br />
story is one of bravery and inspiration, contrary to our own government’s<br />
cowardice and depravation.<br />
However, their story is in no way unique. For as long as our<br />
government has locked up refugees in their tax-payer funded, privately<br />
run prison camps, refugees have resisted, refusing to be simple victims of<br />
a racist government. In 2000, hundreds of refugees escaped from three<br />
separate detention centres throughout South Australia and Western<br />
Australia, travelling into nearby city centres and protesting for their rights.<br />
Again in 2002, 40 refugees broke out of Woomera detention centre after<br />
over 1000 protestors descended on the now infamous Woomera prison.<br />
At Villawood Detention centre in 2011, 100 refugees rioted and set<br />
fire to the torture chamber they were detained in. In 2010, at a detention<br />
centre in Darwin, 100 refugees rioted and staged a rooftop protest. The<br />
following day more than 90 refugees escaped the prison and held a mass<br />
protest on a nearby highway, displaying banners the surmised their<br />
situation: “we are homeless, defenceless, innocent”.<br />
Stories like those above only touch on the inspirational history of<br />
refugee resistance in this country in response to the pitifully racist policies<br />
put forward by Australian government after Australian government.<br />
Oppressed groups in society have never been silent. They have always<br />
fought back and we need to fight back with them. And for as long as<br />
refugees have been imprisoned, the have been screaming for their freedom.<br />
We need to scream with them.<br />
This is why groups such as the Monash Refugee Action Collective<br />
(MRAC) exist. MRAC is a student activist group based at Clayton campus<br />
that is committed to standing in opposition to all forms of mandatory<br />
detention of refugees as well as the blatantly racist rhetoric that both the<br />
major parties use, portraying refugees as criminals instead of what they<br />
really are – scared, traumatised and lost people only wish to be safe from<br />
the horrors of war.<br />
Grassroots campaigns such as MRAC are the most effective way of<br />
communicating the truth behind the government cover-up of treatment<br />
of refugees to the general public. A movement built on the ground, by<br />
the people, to inspire the masses and push back against the propaganda<br />
of parliamentarians will without a doubt be the most powerful tool in<br />
bringing about an end to the inhumane treatment of our fellow human<br />
beings. The power of the people when united in the fight for a common<br />
cause is overwhelming, and as evidenced in the civil rights movement of<br />
the 1960’s, has the power to force social change.<br />
Large events such as protests, rallies and demonstrations are just one<br />
part of the grassroots campaign, and are a key opportunities to push back<br />
against the racism of the Australian government. One such event is being<br />
held this month; in protest against the mandatory detention of refugees<br />
by the Australian Government, a demonstration is being held outside<br />
the Broadmeadows Detention Centre on the 28th of April, where the<br />
aforementioned hunger strike occurred. This is a protest no-one can miss.<br />
Indeed, if the plight of refugees seeking asylum in Australia, from<br />
what is considered a ‘progressive’ nation, has appalled you, made you feel<br />
upset, or disgusted, or angry, then you should stand up, and make your<br />
voice heard! Get involved in what is a vital campaign to change the lives<br />
of those who are being unjustly detained.<br />
The protest outside Broadmeadows Detention Centre is to be held<br />
at 1pm on April 28th. For more information, or to learn more about<br />
MRAC, contact Dean on 0425808173 or dvin5@student.monash.edu.<br />
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NATIONAL AFFAIRS<br />
IN CONVERSATION WITH THE CONVERSATION<br />
Florence Roney & Matthew Campbell<br />
In a global society where the 24-hour news cycle dictates the way we<br />
consume our media, we have grown to expect news and analysis to be<br />
delivered instantaneously from all over the world. With the pressure to<br />
constantly break news, have live updates and keep the public ‘informed’,<br />
critical analysis, investigative journalism and sometimes even facts go by<br />
the way side.<br />
This is evident in recent media coverage of the Boston Marathon<br />
bombings; The New York Post and members of Reddit incorrectly featured<br />
and shared an image of Boston teenager, Salah Eddin Barhoum, thus<br />
associating him with the bombings, leaving him the target for unwarranted<br />
vitriol. Meanwhile CNN and the Associated Press, “the world’s oldest<br />
and largest news gathering organization” (according to their website),<br />
incorrectly reported ‘breaking news’ that a suspect had been arrested.<br />
It is within this vacuum that The Conversation has flourished. With<br />
over 840,000 independent visits a month it has quickly overtaken other<br />
independent news sites like Crikey to become Australia’s largest news and<br />
commentary site in its two years of existence. Based in Melbourne, on the<br />
principle of free information to underpin a healthy democracy, the site has<br />
a contributor base of over 5,000 writers sourced from over 300 universities<br />
from Australia and around the world.<br />
According to Peter Doherty, Nobel Laureate and former Australian<br />
of the Year, “Within the Australian Universities we have an enormous<br />
depth of expertise and talent…If we take anything from economics, to<br />
engineering, to marine biology to astrophysics, people who can speak<br />
authoritatively on what is happening there can be found within our<br />
universities. What we need is a well regarded and well edited website<br />
that will allow the general public to access that information and those<br />
insights.” The Conversation is this website.<br />
Academic writing is often dismissed as too difficult to understand and<br />
academics are subsequently perceived to be elitist. But The Conversation<br />
acknowledges that the expertise of people who have spent their lives<br />
gathering information is an invaluable contribution to popular discourse.<br />
To bridge the gap between the academic and the general public, content<br />
is edited by professional journalists and editors to make it more accessible.<br />
The organisation is not-for-profit, with all content free to access.<br />
This stands against the current trend, with most of the mainstream media<br />
moving towards pay walls. This philosophy is also seen in the sharing<br />
of the website’s content: all work is published with creative commons<br />
licensing, meaning that it can be easily re-published by anyone in the<br />
world without infringing copyright.<br />
Managing Editor Misha Ketchell acknowledges that not every<br />
academic or researcher will necessarily want, or be able to communicate,<br />
their ideas to a wider public audience.<br />
However, “at the end of the day, universities are public institutions<br />
that serve the public good and their role is to contribute to society more<br />
broadly; whether that be by communicating about the research they are<br />
doing, or new ideas to informing public discussion about topical issues,”<br />
he said.<br />
The Fact Check series is one way that the knowledge-base and<br />
research capacity of academics is effectively utilised. They are set the task<br />
of taking a comment made in the mainstream media and checking its<br />
accuracy, thus positively contributing to the public discourse. The first<br />
of these was run in January this year when Warren Truss, leader of the<br />
National Party and acting opposition leader at the time, claimed that<br />
“there’ll be more CO2 emissions from these fires than there will be from<br />
coal-fired power stations for decades.”<br />
Philip Gibbons, a senior lecturer at Australian National University<br />
who specialises in forestry management and environment, checked the<br />
statement and found that Truss’ claims were entirely inaccurate.<br />
He said that the fires would need to “burn an area of forest the size<br />
of New South Wales to generate CO2 emissions equivalent to a decade of<br />
burning coal for electricity”.<br />
It seems almost dangerous not to utilise this kind of resource.<br />
Academics are often well-positioned to judge if what is being discussed in<br />
the public sphere is to the detriment of popular opinion. “I think it’s really<br />
valuable to have people who actually know what they are talking about<br />
involved in public debate,” Ketchell said. “We’ve had too few of them up<br />
until now”.<br />
The academic voice in the media is something desirous in and<br />
of itself, not only in the sense of articles and commentary, but also by<br />
creating a media-savvy talent pool of experts for the mainstream media to<br />
draw from, creating conversations which may never have arisen without<br />
the nuance that comes from years of study and research. However, the<br />
current media landscape is such that there’s a certain ironic sense in<br />
which we have to ‘shop around’ to find credible and reliable commentary;<br />
especially as newspapers and other forms of old media become increasingly<br />
agenda driven. Nowhere else could this be more contemptuous than in<br />
the media, the societal construct that is meant to keep all others in check.<br />
However, this is a reflection of the shortcomings of news consumers, as to<br />
a greater extent it is us, the consumer who buys the paper or clicks on the<br />
link which drives the media monster.<br />
The Conversation has the capacity to inform the broader community<br />
at large, but without our engagement with the ideas it brings to the table,<br />
may never hold the clout of more mainstream publications.<br />
It is an uphill battle; online media has a tendency to create niche<br />
markets, in the sense that like-minded people can easily congregate in the<br />
inter-web, not looking to challenge their own opinions. But independent<br />
media is growing, while newspaper circulation rates decline, so perhaps<br />
the media is not as doomed as we may think.<br />
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PUBLIC IMAGE: LIMITED<br />
Political Leaders, Policy, Personality, And Party Politics<br />
Bren Carruthers<br />
In recent months, whilst Australian politics<br />
was wrangling with a leadership spill that<br />
never existed, the world saw the death of two<br />
extremely prolific political leaders. Major<br />
media sources fell over themselves in the race<br />
to report the death of Margaret Thatcher, the<br />
former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom,<br />
whilst comparatively; the media met the news<br />
that President of Venezuela Hugo Chávez had<br />
succumbed to cancer with virtual apathy. Two<br />
leaders, so diametrically opposed in their politics<br />
and philosophy, yet so similar in not only<br />
their dramatic impact on their nations, but<br />
also in their notability as personalities.<br />
For those uninitiated in the history and<br />
nuance of world politics, perhaps it’s best to<br />
reflect on the lives and legacies of these two<br />
late leaders.<br />
Margaret Thatcher<br />
Vast accounts on Margaret Thatcher and<br />
her legacy have of course, by this point, already<br />
been written and dissected by every major<br />
news source on the planet. The general consensus<br />
– that she was a woman who polarised<br />
the United Kingdom – almost seems undeniably<br />
understated. A conservative neo-liberal<br />
who was elected as Prime Minister in 1979 and<br />
inherited a discontented nation wallowing in<br />
recession, Thatcher attacked British society<br />
with the ferocity and brute force of a steamroller.<br />
Her Premiership saw mass privatisation<br />
of British industrial assets, rampant free<br />
marketeering, significant attacks on trade<br />
unionism and the working class, and a shady<br />
stance in foreign affairs, including refusing<br />
to impose sanctions on Apartheid South<br />
Africa, and even at one stage, support for the<br />
Khmer Rouge. From middle-class anonymity,<br />
to fortuitously securing an Oxford University<br />
scholarship, Thatcher’s steel will saw her ascend<br />
to the upper echelons of the British class<br />
hierarchy.<br />
Upon the news of her death, the University<br />
of Melbourne Student Union’s (UMSU)<br />
Student Council almost immediately passed a<br />
motion to “celebrate her death unreservedly”.<br />
The fact that she has had the ability to inspire<br />
such vitriol, particularly from students who<br />
were not even alive to see her reign as leader,<br />
speaks volumes of her notoriety. “Ding-Dong!<br />
The Witch Is Dead”, the popular musical<br />
standard from The Wizard Of Oz, raced to the<br />
#1 position on the UK Singles Chart. Celebrations<br />
were held, not only within the UK, but<br />
also across the globe. Yet still, tens of thousands<br />
of Britons lined the streets for Thatcher’s<br />
state funeral procession.<br />
Hugo Chávez<br />
Hailing from a relatively poor background,<br />
Hugo Chávez sought a good portion<br />
of his education through the military, and<br />
eventually formulated his own brand of<br />
socialism based on Bolivarianism, labeled<br />
Chavismo. Placing heavy emphasis on social<br />
justice, education, a sense of harmony between<br />
the military and regular civilians, as well as<br />
balancing a strong sense of national sovereignty<br />
whilst encouraging Latin American unity,<br />
Chávez raised the nation to a level of prosperity<br />
never before seen in Venezuela. During just<br />
a ten-year portion of his reign, the poverty rate<br />
in Venezuela fell from 48.6% to just 29.5%.<br />
Yet for all his achievements, Chávez’s<br />
failings cannot be ignored. Under his tenure,<br />
press freedom in Venezuela was ranked as some<br />
of the worst endured in the world. Whilst<br />
human rights were a fundamental focus in<br />
the constitution Chávez saw to introduce and<br />
uphold, a report released by the Organization<br />
of American States in 2010 expressed considerable<br />
concerns about – amongst other aspects<br />
of Venezuelan life – freedom of expression,<br />
threats to democracy, an erosion of separation<br />
of powers, authoritarianism and human rights<br />
abuses.<br />
For Chávez, maintaining a positive image<br />
of himself in the eyes of his citizens and cultivating<br />
his celebrity was a primary focus in his<br />
life as political leader. Particularly in the early<br />
years of his leadership, Chávez was keen to sell<br />
his personality as well as his politics, hosting<br />
weekly radio and TV shows in which he not<br />
only revealed and explained his policies, but<br />
also spoke with citizens, and even told jokes<br />
and sung songs. This, along with some particularly<br />
creative and provocative barbs directed at<br />
his enemies, mainly in the U.S., helped endear<br />
him to a nation. He too, despite his failings,<br />
was mourned by a nation.<br />
Yet in all the architecture that is applied<br />
in the construction of the public persona of<br />
any political leader, whether truthful or fabricated,<br />
whether an image of strength or one of<br />
affability, there is one simple factor that is often<br />
left well forgotten. There is an inescapable<br />
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truth that a staff of likeminded and supportive<br />
individuals is required to stand behind any<br />
Governmental leader, each supporter with<br />
their own input and their own agenda.<br />
In Venezuelan politics, the primary example<br />
of a likeminded off-sider is the recently<br />
appointed President Nicolás Maduro, once<br />
recognised as the “most capable administrator<br />
and politician of Chávez’s inner circle”.<br />
So aligned with his policies and principles,<br />
Chávez himself called upon the Venezuelan<br />
people to install Maduro as his successor in the<br />
event that he lose his battle with cancer.<br />
Conversely for Thatcher, it was the loss<br />
of a party ally that ultimately proved to be her<br />
undoing. Geoffrey Howe, Thatcher’s Deputy<br />
Prime Minister and the last remaining member<br />
of the first cabinet she established in 1979,<br />
tended his resignation, and began a domino effect<br />
which saw Thatcher demoted to warming<br />
the back bench of Parliament within the space<br />
of just two weeks.<br />
As Thatcher learnt during those weeks in<br />
November 1990, no one leader acts alone. Adolf<br />
Hitler is frequently cited as one of history’s<br />
greatest monsters, and rather aptly. But even<br />
in such a prominently documented example<br />
of political power as the Third Reich, the<br />
impact and influences of the likes of Goebbels,<br />
Göring, and Himmler are often forgotten in<br />
general discussion. Currently, in the United<br />
States, Barack Obama has enjoyed the active<br />
engagement of many cabinet members, most<br />
notably former Presidential hopefuls John Kerry<br />
and Hilary Clinton. In Russia, an unusual<br />
power-sharing arrangement labeled a ‘tandemocracy’<br />
has been loosely formed between Vladimir<br />
Putin and Dmitry Medvedev, describing<br />
how the two alternate between the Russian<br />
Presidency and Prime Ministership with the<br />
support of their conservative ‘United Russia’<br />
party. Even Kim Jong-Un, perhaps currently<br />
the world’s most fashionable despot, has a large<br />
number of deputies and consultants, many of<br />
their services inherited from his father, former<br />
leader Kim Jong-Il. Whilst political leaders<br />
hold varying degrees of power over the policies<br />
they put forward or enforce, politics is inescapably<br />
a team effort.<br />
Of course, Australian politics is no different,<br />
yet we have a habit of forgetting the input<br />
of those that stand behind our leaders. Take for<br />
example the competing National Broadband<br />
plans currently being debated. The plans have<br />
been primarily engineered by Stephen Conroy<br />
and Malcolm Turnbull and their staff as part<br />
of their roles as Communications Minister and<br />
Shadow Communications Minister respectively,<br />
and adopted by their parties as policy. Yet<br />
almost without fail, when something we find<br />
reprehensible is discussed as policy, it’s “Bloody<br />
Juliar” or “Fucking Abbott” who still bear the<br />
brunt of our derision.<br />
“...almost without fail,<br />
when something we find<br />
reprehensible is discussed as<br />
policy, it’s “Bloody Juliar”<br />
or “Fucking Abbott” who<br />
still bear the brunt of our<br />
derision.”<br />
One needs to wonder: if the recent Labor<br />
leadership spill had gone to Simon Crean’s<br />
plan and seen Kevin Rudd resume the role of<br />
Prime Minister, would attaching a different,<br />
more popular face to what would inevitably be<br />
the same policies have really been any more<br />
than a band-aid solution for an increasingly<br />
unpopular party leading into an election? Are<br />
we this shallow? Are we, as Australian citizens,<br />
really so superficial in our political engagement<br />
that we are willing to vote against a Prime<br />
Minister because we don’t like the sound of her<br />
voice? We chuckle at images of Tony Abbott<br />
in his speedos, but do those budgie smugglers<br />
truly have any relevance in his aptitude as a<br />
potential Prime Minister? Are Julia Gillard’s<br />
new glasses really front page news? Even Bob<br />
Katter, with his complete inability to verbally<br />
articulate anything other than garbled nonsense,<br />
has the ability to form, support and even<br />
direct intelligible political policy.<br />
I, for one, will not be joining those metaphorically<br />
dancing on the grave of Margaret<br />
Thatcher – yet I will not judge those who<br />
choose to. I will neither mourn, nor celebrate<br />
the deaths of Thatcher or Chávez – yet this<br />
is not primarily due to a reverence for the<br />
recently deceased. Instead, it derives from the<br />
realisation that these people, whilst wielding<br />
power, are simply figureheads of a larger<br />
regime. In the purest sense, they are largely<br />
symbols of political ideology.<br />
Legacies have already been transcribed<br />
into the tomes of history. Lessons – we hope –<br />
have already been learnt. Pain and bitterness<br />
borne from injustices lingers, but aside from<br />
providing a moment of catharsis and closure,<br />
moments such as the deaths of Thatcher and<br />
Chávez often produce no tangible change. But<br />
there is a lesson to be taken from this. Without<br />
the considerable support of a group of peers,<br />
such as a political party, or a military junta, or<br />
an autocrat’s cabinet, politicians and political<br />
leaders have no course to assume power. And<br />
without power, they are just idealists, philosophers<br />
and daydreamers, sitting at home, yelling<br />
at the TV.<br />
When the Federal election rolls around<br />
on September 14, which will be the first opportunity<br />
to vote for many Lot’s <strong>Wife</strong> readers,<br />
remember to inform yourself and vote for policy,<br />
not personality. Unlike your voting slip for<br />
the Logies, your vote can actually change lives.<br />
If we ever reach a point where Joel Madden<br />
is elected to Australian Parliament, then we<br />
have all made a grievous, horrible error.<br />
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MERRY CHRISTMAS?<br />
How institutionalised religion is over<br />
David Heslin<br />
“Our Judeo-Christian heritage”: it’s a phrase that will be familiar to<br />
anyone who has heard a conservative Western politician speak. As<br />
religion plays a decreasing role in developed societies, it’s become an<br />
almost desperate refrain; a call to even the least spiritually-inclined<br />
amongst us to acknowledge our debt to monotheism.<br />
There’s a good reason for its local proponents to be concerned.<br />
Although 61% of Australians identified as Christian in the most<br />
recent census, a considerable proportion appear to be merely nominal.<br />
Occasional church attendees constitute a little over a quarter of that<br />
number; by the time we get to regular attendance, the percentage is<br />
down to single figures. Practising Christians are very much a minority in<br />
21st century Australia, and a declining one at that.<br />
Still, remnants of the old order persist. The Lord’s Prayer precedes<br />
every parliamentary Question Time; government-funded chaplains<br />
continue to operate in public schools; Christmas and Good Friday<br />
remain our two most widely-observed public holidays. While these may<br />
all seem hopeless anachronisms, the last is arguably the strangest. In a<br />
multicultural, arguably post-Christian society, doesn’t it strike us as odd<br />
that the two hardest days on which to buy groceries are the ones that<br />
commemorate the life of a specific religious figure?<br />
For proponents of Judeo-Christian values, it’s an entirely reasonable<br />
state of affairs: after all, tradition plays an important role in society;<br />
and religious ritual, they would argue, is an integral part of our cultural<br />
history. Some go as far as to credit Christianity with the development<br />
of concepts such as democracy, freedom of speech and the principle of<br />
equality. To them, if maintaining a couple of religiously-themed national<br />
days helps us recognise that debt, then all for the better.<br />
Some of these arguments are, at best, gravely misleading. While<br />
Christians played significant roles in reform movements such as the<br />
abolition of slavery and the African-American (and, locally, Indigenous<br />
Australian) civil rights campaigns of the ‘60s, it’s easy to forget<br />
that at least as much progress was achieved in direct opposition to<br />
religious institutions. No organisations have done more to suppress the<br />
development of Western scientific and political thought over the last<br />
few centuries than the Catholic Church and its protestant successors,<br />
and it is no coincidence that the social gains of the Renaissance onwards<br />
have been accompanied by the steady decline of these institutions. In<br />
the emergence of social democracy from repressive theocratic monarchy,<br />
Christianity has played far less of a role than secular humanism.<br />
That’s a tradition founded more in Plato and Socrates than in the Ten<br />
Commandments.<br />
It is that humanist tradition that encouraged the American<br />
founding fathers to enshrine the separation of church and state in law,<br />
a principle echoed in Australia’s constitution: “The Commonwealth<br />
shall not make any law for establishing any religion, or for imposing<br />
any religious observance”. In the United States, that provision is taken<br />
rather more seriously than it is here — it may surprise many to learn that<br />
Good Friday is only observed today by a minority of states; and, even<br />
then, in a much more limited fashion.<br />
Of course, this is at least somewhat a reflection of America’s<br />
particular brand of libertarianism; it’s impossible, here, to disentangle<br />
this topic entirely from the issue of workers’ rights. Still, the point<br />
of contention here is not whether we should have public holidays at<br />
all — whatever the merits of that argument might be — but whether<br />
we should be observing these particular days. On a simple reading, our<br />
constitution would seem to advise against it.<br />
There’s some irony in the fact that the modern forms of Easter<br />
and Christmas are fairly incongruent with anything particularly Judeo-<br />
Christian: almost all of the paraphernalia associated with these days is<br />
clearly pagan in origin; in the case of Christmas, the whole celebration<br />
is said to have evolved from earlier Roman festivals. This is something<br />
we need to keep in mind when we think about traditions: nothing is<br />
fixed. Just as Australia Day has shifted from a national display of patriotic<br />
ambivalence to a day of flag-waving jingoism, Christmas has been<br />
reinterpreted as a secular day for family gatherings and the exchange of<br />
consumer goods. Only the most devout Christians still affix any serious<br />
religious meaning to the celebration. ‘Xmas’ and ‘Happy holidays’ are<br />
much-derided instances of supposed political correctness, but these terms<br />
bear far closer relation to the reality of contemporary Australia than<br />
any campaign to “put Christ back in Christmas”. Good Friday’s ongoing<br />
relevance as a public holiday, on the other hand, is a little more difficult<br />
to see. Perhaps it is destined to be a casualty of Australia’s religious<br />
ambivalence.<br />
If so, this would be no great loss. We should acknowledge the<br />
influences that shaped our society, but we should not consider ourselves<br />
bound by them. Western civilisation was also built on feudalism,<br />
imperialism and slavery, but nobody is arguing that these practices ought<br />
to be commemorated. Whilst the right to practise religion unhindered<br />
remains a fundamental component of a free society, it should not be a<br />
government’s role to ordain it; and religiously-themed public holidays are<br />
incongruous with 21st century Australian society. Change will be glacial,<br />
but one suspects that, in an increasingly multicultural, irreligious society,<br />
non-secularised public holidays are already living on borrowed time.<br />
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HOW FAIR IS YOUR<br />
‘FAIRTRADE’ COFFEE?<br />
Sveta Tran<br />
‘Fairtrade’ coffee… a means for consumers to “satisfy their palate and their conscience at the same time”<br />
(The Economist).<br />
I recently conducted an experiment whereby I asked a number of people<br />
whether they buy ordinary coffee or that labelled Fairtrade. Where these<br />
people did buy Fairtrade coffee, I was curious to find out whether their<br />
choice was based in an assumed ethical value, and how aware they were of<br />
the label’s economic model.<br />
All bar one respondent proudly supported Fairtrade and its claims to<br />
‘useful’ consumption. They blindly believed that by drinking their favourite<br />
cup, they could somehow change the world for coffee growers. The final<br />
respondent was not a coffee drinker.<br />
The origins of Fairtrade are diverse and somewhat questionable.<br />
The Fairtrade certification was officially established by the Max Havelaar<br />
Foundation in 1988 in the Netherlands. Its birth followed in the trend of<br />
post-World War II charity developments. This period is known for the rapid<br />
development of not-for profit groups that aimed to aid developing countries.<br />
In particular, the optimism during the 1960s about development prospects<br />
nourished alternative trade organisations (ATOs) which attempted<br />
to support small producers in developing countries.<br />
The premise of Havelaar’s Fair Trade is multi-fold. It aims to protect<br />
farmers by guaranteeing a fixed minimum price for goods. This price is<br />
above market average. Furthermore, producers are assured sales regardless<br />
of whether the broader economic context is strong or weak. Fairtrade also<br />
seeks to correct the legacy of the colonial mercantilist system, and the<br />
kind of crony capitalism whereby large businesses obtain special privileges<br />
from local governments, preventing small businesses from competing and<br />
flourishing.<br />
Fair Trade, however, is not as good for producers as many assume.<br />
Companies that sell Fair Trade coffee usually buy it in bulk, for the set<br />
minimum price. It is sold at a premium, not all of which is directed to<br />
growers. Some profit is retained by the café where the beverage is sold, and<br />
some is directed towards paying for Fair Trade certification. FLO-CERT,<br />
the organisation responsible for certifying and inspecting provider and<br />
traders, charges between $2,000 and $4,000, plus annual fees, for the right<br />
to sell under the Fairtrade label. Its sister company, Fairtrade International,<br />
sets standards for trade, and runs the producer support unit.<br />
In other words, by purchasing Fairtrade products, consumers are not<br />
making the ethical gesture that they believe they are. Whilst they pay a<br />
premium, this is not necessarily reflected in any additional funds obtained<br />
by producers. Companies that sell Fairtrade are making a profit through<br />
marketing themselves as ‘ethical’.<br />
Very few companies mention that they pay for certification. One<br />
example is Hudsons Coffee, whose Fairtrade coffee is labelled ‘Fairtrade<br />
certification requires a ‘premium’ to be paid for having its label’.<br />
There are alternatives to Fairtrade that offer greater benefits to<br />
producers and are more transparent. The International Coffee Organisation<br />
(ICO), in conjection with the United Nations, developed an<br />
International Coffee Agreement in the early 1960s. This Agreement<br />
was most recently updated in 2007, and reflects ICO’s mission to make<br />
a “practical contribution to the development of a sustainable world<br />
coffee sector and to reducing poverty in developing countries.” Whilst<br />
reaching Agreements has sometimes proved problematic, ICO imitates<br />
many of the objectives of Fairtrade, and proves that Fairtrade is not<br />
alone in its objectives to help producers.<br />
Another economic issue with Fairtrade is its effect on supply. If a<br />
premium is available for fair-trade coffee, shouldn’t other growers enter<br />
the market to take advantage of it? Such a scenario would also raise<br />
distributional questions. If higher coffee prices attract market entrants,<br />
then coffee-growing nations will shift resources into that sector, which<br />
might be good for grower incomes, but could potentially inhibit the<br />
development of other economic activities.<br />
The cost of bringing coffee beans to shops is not as high as what<br />
consumers pay for the end product. Furthermore, the Fairtrade premium<br />
in not reflective of the real value gained by producers. In esence,<br />
Fairtrade is a clever marketing trend based on an assumed ‘ethical<br />
value’. There should be more awareness of the labels true value, for the<br />
benefit of consumers and producers alike.<br />
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IT’S NOT JUST<br />
STEUBENVILLE<br />
Michelle Li<br />
“I woke up with no clothes on and I didn’t know<br />
what had happened at all. I was on a couch. My<br />
clothes were off. My hair was a mess and it felt<br />
weird.”<br />
For many of us, the aftermath of a night out is<br />
not an unfamiliar situation. Your head throbs,<br />
the light is blinding and, perhaps worst of all,<br />
your friends regale you with humiliating tales<br />
of what might have transpired. It’s par for the<br />
course; you pop some paracetamol and go to<br />
class. But imagine waking up to a photo on<br />
Instagram where you are unconscious and being<br />
slung, carcass-like, between two members of<br />
the football team. Imagine finding a YouTube<br />
video where a former student is talking about<br />
you, ‘the dead girl’ who is ‘so raped’; imagine<br />
seeing photos on Facebook where you are naked<br />
and passed out in the street; imagine reading<br />
posts on Twitter like ‘Some people deserved to<br />
be peed on’ and ‘Song of the night is definitely<br />
Rape Me by Nirvana’. And then imagine being<br />
unable to remember any of it.<br />
This is exactly what happened in August<br />
last year, when a 16-year-old West Virginian girl<br />
crossed the river for a string of end-of-summer<br />
parties in Steubenville, Ohio. In attendance<br />
were Trent Mays, 17, and Ma’lik Richmond, 16,<br />
both members of the Big Red football team at<br />
Steubenville High School who would later be<br />
charged with her rape.<br />
The girl began drinking early on in the<br />
party, and by 10:30pm she was stumbling and<br />
slurring her words. Rather than taking care of<br />
her, a group of teenagers ridiculed her intoxicated<br />
state and even cheered when a Steubenville<br />
High baseball player dared someone to urinate<br />
on her for $3. Soon after, she was found<br />
sprawled on the basement floor, naked and<br />
unmoving, where Mays was slapping his penis<br />
against her hip and Richmond was between her<br />
legs violating her with two fingers. Later, still<br />
passed out, several members of the football team<br />
carried her away from the house and placed her<br />
in the back seat of a Volkswagen Jetta. It was<br />
on their way to the home of another player that<br />
Mays exposed the girl’s breasts and penetrated<br />
her digitally, while his friend recorded it on his<br />
phone. She managed to regain consciousness at<br />
a third party, despite still being unable to walk<br />
and vomiting several times before falling to the<br />
ground, and was forced to perform oral sex on<br />
several of the boys. At the end of it all, they<br />
finally put her to bed.<br />
“Rape, after all, is a crime of<br />
power and control more than sex.<br />
At no point did they believe that<br />
what they were doing was wrong;<br />
taking sexual advantage of a girl<br />
was viewed as a given perk of the<br />
Big Red lifestyle.”<br />
This series of events exemplifies the<br />
disturbing sense of arrogance inherent in the<br />
Steubenville players’ actions. Rape, after all, is<br />
a crime of power and control more than sex. At<br />
no point did they believe that what they were<br />
doing was wrong; taking sexual advantage of a<br />
girl was viewed as a given perk of the Big Red<br />
lifestyle.<br />
“The entitlement we heard during<br />
testimony, it didn’t seem like any empathy or<br />
support for the victim,” states Katie Hanna, the<br />
statewide director of the Ohio Alliance to End<br />
Sexual Violence. “To see these things happen<br />
and to say, ‘I don’t recall; I didn’t think it was a<br />
bad thing; I just thought this was OK’ [suggests]<br />
that this was commonplace behaviour.”<br />
And it was. In a small community where<br />
‘everybody knows everybody’, the Big Red<br />
football team holds esteemed social status in a<br />
stagnating and declining industrial town. But<br />
this empathic pride over high school athletes<br />
has somehow developed an almost fanatical<br />
hold over peoples’ livelihoods. Crowds travel<br />
for miles on a Friday night to witness a win<br />
that will make tough times feel more bearable.<br />
The players are considered heroes. It’s easy to<br />
see how they are ignorant of the boundaries of<br />
inappropriate sexual behaviour.<br />
Rape itself is hardly a modern crime.<br />
There have been, and will continue to be,<br />
incidents worldwide that are more remarkable<br />
than the Steubenville case. But the sheer scale<br />
of its explosion in media and online—from<br />
international news coverage to investigations led<br />
by hacktivist group Anonymous—has stemmed<br />
from the ensuing cover-up and response to the<br />
rape trial, which provides an almost satirical<br />
depiction of contemporary rape culture.<br />
“The Steubenville story is all too familiar.<br />
Be responsible for your actions ladies before your<br />
drunken decisions ruin lives.”<br />
“Steubenville: guilty. I feel bad for the<br />
two young guys, Mays and Richmond, they did<br />
what most people in their situation would have<br />
done.”<br />
“So you got drunk at a party and two<br />
people took advantage of you, that’s not rape<br />
you’re just a loose drunk slut.”<br />
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“Why don’t we have a Dumb Fucking<br />
Whore registry? Now that would be justice.”<br />
“I’m not saying what they did isn’t wrong<br />
but it’s not rape… it’s the girl’s fault.”<br />
“One night of behaving like assholes will<br />
follow them the rest of their lives, they’re going<br />
to jail and will be registered sex offenders, and<br />
her life is ruined?”<br />
invalidates the crime entirely.<br />
“I don’t think labeling things as rape<br />
culture will help the problem,” said one of my<br />
male friends. “It won’t change anything.”<br />
On the contrary, it does. Rape culture is a<br />
concept that has long been denied, and calling<br />
out those who propagate agendas that distort<br />
the rational discourse of rape is something that<br />
needs to be done.<br />
Because it’s not just Steubenville. It<br />
is happening here, right now, and we are<br />
responsible for changing it before it strikes<br />
closer to home.<br />
In a case where the victim was clearly<br />
unconscious and being taken advantage of<br />
sexually, this is a horrifying response from men<br />
and women alike. Indeed, media has focused on<br />
the ‘bright futures’ of the convicted players that<br />
have been ‘tragically dashed’ by the verdict. If<br />
there was ever any uncertainty that rape culture<br />
exists, then there is none now. Steubenville<br />
brought to light the attitudes and opinions that<br />
are still very much a part of social discourse<br />
around rape: that the victim is to blame, that<br />
perpetrators have been lured into the act and<br />
that a history of promiscuity or intoxication<br />
Images: Thomas Ondrey, The Plain Dealer (top) Local Leaks (above)<br />
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QUEER IS IN<br />
THE AIR:<br />
Cam Peter- Female Queer Officer<br />
How Queer opression is more than the fight for<br />
marriage equality<br />
Recognition of love and long-term monogamous unions is something for<br />
everyone to feel passionate about. While marriage equality is often seen<br />
as the pinnacle of Queer people’s oppression, it is not the only measure.<br />
Widespread homelessness of our youth, suicide rates, bullying and<br />
harassment and subsequent mental health issues should also inform the<br />
discourse. These are far more difficult problems<br />
to solve; they are structural and lack the leftist<br />
self-gratification that support for marriage<br />
equality provides.<br />
Feeling Queer and Blue, a literature review<br />
commissioned by Beyond Blue and completed by<br />
ARCHS in late 2008, identifies higher rates of<br />
mental health issues, victimisation, homelessness,<br />
alcohol and substance abuse issues as well as<br />
engaging in suicidal behaviour or non-suicidal<br />
self-harm among queer identifying young people.<br />
LGB youth are two to tree times more likely to attempt suicide and the<br />
rates are much higher for trans* identified individuals. Out of the 19,000<br />
youth who are homeless on any given night, over 25% of them are queer<br />
identified.<br />
These statistics do not exist in a vacuum; they reflect the difficulty<br />
of negotiating a world not built for young queer people. A world rendered<br />
from heteronormative assumptions and built on the foundations of a<br />
history riddled with queerphobic violence and oppression. We are kicked<br />
out of home when we come out to our families, we are harassed on the<br />
“We are kicked out of home<br />
when we come out to our families,<br />
we are harassed on the street<br />
for holding hands and we have<br />
our gender policed in bathrooms.<br />
We grow up without positive role<br />
models and our identities are<br />
fetishized and normalised for mass<br />
consumption .”<br />
street for holding hands and we have our gender policed in bathrooms.<br />
We grow up without positive role models and our identities are<br />
fetishized and normalised for mass consumption .<br />
This is why the MSA Queer Department exists, and this is why it<br />
needs to continue to exist even if one day ‘gay’ people have the rights<br />
to marry their partners, even if you have queer<br />
friends who you accept and even if you, as<br />
a queer person, have not experienced what<br />
I described above. Oppression is not always<br />
overt and identifiable – it’s insidious, it creeps<br />
into everyday language, assumptions about<br />
sexuality and gender and ignorance of the<br />
privilege that is carried as white, cisgender,<br />
middle-class or non-queer identified people.<br />
The department exists to combat these<br />
problems, albeit, within its severely limited,<br />
overworked, underfunded capacity. We provide a community, a voice<br />
and support system – all aspects that are lacking from many queer<br />
young people’s lives. Indeed, As Feeling Queer and Blue outlines,<br />
rejection from family or friends in regards to disclosure of sexuality<br />
and/or gender and a lacking of traditional support networks for young<br />
queer people which creates the environment in which many of these<br />
issues begin. As is outlined in Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell: the need for<br />
documenting links between sexuality and suicidal behaviour among<br />
young people concerning statistics do not stem from “the nature of<br />
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STUDENT AFFAIRS<br />
their sexual or gender diversity” but from the “experience of living<br />
in a world that pathologises sexual expression and consequently<br />
marginalises them through all the institutions that are important in<br />
the lives of young people.”<br />
These statistics and the reality of working in a community<br />
organising role aimed at catering to the needs of queer youth<br />
highlights the necessity of maintaining services and spaces that<br />
advocate and support them. Studies show that “social support from<br />
peers, friends and family” as well “community support” can both<br />
provide “robust protective factor against depressive symptoms”,<br />
especially in the case of queer identified youth whose normal<br />
support system are often ruptured or impaired due to homophobic or<br />
unwelcome responses to ‘coming out’. The Queer Department, the<br />
two Queer Officers who run the department and the autonomous<br />
lounge that we maintain, are all integral to the small, but important<br />
network we provide.I have been involved in the department for<br />
nearly five years, and in that period I have experienced and seen<br />
my closest friends experience the caustic lows and euphoric highs<br />
that characterises the transition from fresh-faced jaffy to cynical<br />
undergrad. I have seen the social benefit that a community of queer<br />
identified people can provide a rural teenager who has just come out<br />
to themselves for the first time. Or the way the Queer Department,<br />
through advocacy and support, has provided a flimsy barrier between<br />
an individual considering suicide, or an alternative. The benefits<br />
are also practical, with many students who use the space finding<br />
housemates or housing within the community, and through on and<br />
off-campus activism we fight and organise around an ideal of a kinder<br />
world.<br />
The Queer Department is an imperfect buffer on an imperfect<br />
timeline of queer activism; it has been afflicted by its own political<br />
divisions and internal hiccups. It does not claim to be the solution to<br />
all problems, but it is a helping hand. Just like we should not look to<br />
marriage equality as the zenith of political redemption – we need to<br />
understand the ongoing realities and difficulties queer youth face, and<br />
the difficulties we face in helping them.<br />
Cam Peter is Female Queer Officer for the Monash Student<br />
Association. They can be contacted through msa-queer@monash.<br />
edu or on 9905 0554. Queer week is taking place in Week 7 (22nd-<br />
26th) of April and includes workshops, social events and activist<br />
campaigns – topped off with the infamous Queer Ball on Friday, the<br />
26th of April at Sir John’s Bar. For a full list of events, check out<br />
our facebook page at http://www.facebook.com/MSAQu<br />
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WHY ISRAEL HAS NO<br />
RIGHT TO EXIST<br />
POSTCARDS FROM INDIA<br />
Beverly Goh with Stephanie Tenanzas<br />
“It doesn’t matter where, just go.” It’s advice we’ve all heard before from<br />
friends who have been on exchange. They come back starry-eyed, glowing<br />
and with a tonne of stories to tell. AIESEC (translated from French to the<br />
International Association fo Students in Economic and Commercial Sciencs)<br />
have a heap of different exchange options to choose from, however<br />
they also do things a little differently. A wholly youth-run organization,<br />
the exchanges are based on social issues which directly impact the community<br />
that you find yourself in. This is just one of many stories.<br />
Stephanie Tenanzas, Exchange Participant with AIESEC Summer<br />
2012-<strong>2013</strong>. Location: India, Hyderabad.<br />
Whenever I think about the time I spent in India during my AIESEC<br />
exchange experience, it never fails to amaze me how much I changed<br />
within those 9 weeks. I remember quite vividly the fear and anxiety I felt<br />
at the beginning and I can’t help but silently chuckle at my apprehension.<br />
Little did I know then that I would fall so deeply in love with the sights,<br />
smells and sounds of India that I would extend my stay for a further 3<br />
weeks and cry my heart out the day I left.<br />
I was involved in a project on human trafficking called ‘Not for Sale’<br />
with AIESEC Hyderabad. My task was to visit schools to raise awareness.<br />
For me, it was the first time speaking in front of a huge crowd on such<br />
an important issue and I was very nervous. When it was over, the people<br />
involved in the project as well as the school kids gave me feedback. They<br />
were very sweet and even though some of them were very young they<br />
thanked me for coming.<br />
Part of my exchange was also done in office with a non-government<br />
organisation called ‘Yashoda Foundation’ which focused on health,<br />
livelihood and education for vulnerable kids with uncertain futures in<br />
Indian in rural communities. While a lot of the work was office based,<br />
it was an intimate and friendly working culture. Lunch, for example, was<br />
for sharing food and stories. Corporate men would sit together and share<br />
the food that their wives had prepared for them that day. Needless to say,<br />
I sampled all the authentic Indian and got to know the locals a lot better.<br />
While the work I was doing was fun and fulfilling, there were also<br />
moments I encountered extreme culture shock. The night I landed in<br />
India, I nearly cried, simply because I didn’t know what to expect. The<br />
gender divide is also still prevalent in India and the fact that I wasn’t as<br />
covered as most women on the streets, I attracted a lot of attention from<br />
men. However I was surprised at the night culture; it was literally ladies<br />
night every night and I had one of the best New Year’s celebrations of my<br />
life in Goa, on a beach with all the people I had met on the exchange and<br />
the committee members of AIESEC Hyderabad who had become friends<br />
along the way.<br />
When people say, “there’s no place like India”, they aren’t kidding<br />
– having experienced the beauty, madness, calm and chaos of it all first<br />
hand, I can say without a shred of doubt in my mind that nothing can ever<br />
truly prepare you for the avalanche of adventures and enlightenment that<br />
awaits you there.<br />
From getting the opportunity to travel the country with my cointerns<br />
and turning an empty apartment into a cosy home, shared by<br />
people from different pockets of the world, to meeting the most kindhearted<br />
Indian families and being welcomed into their humble homes,<br />
to being able to work for a cause that I’m truly passionate about; and<br />
seeing change happen before my eyes, my AIESEC experience in India<br />
has taught me that life really does begin at the end of your comfort zone,<br />
and learning to overcome the unfamiliar by taking bold risks might well<br />
just be the most valuable life lesson I’ve taken back home and continue to<br />
practice to this day. Becoming an AIESEC exchange participant was the<br />
best decision I ever made because it has introduced me to the world – and<br />
if I were given the opportunity to go on exchange again, I would, without<br />
an inch of hesitation.<br />
AIESEC Monash has now opened applications for their Volunteer<br />
exchange projects for Winter 20-13. Visit their website www.<br />
aiesecmonash.org or facebook page facebook.com/aiesecmonashpage<br />
to find out more about the opportunities available and the application<br />
process.<br />
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STUDENT AFFAIRS<br />
Ben Knight - Education Academic Affairs Officer<br />
The infamous ‘all-nighter’ is something undeniably entrenched within<br />
university culture. Embraced by some and feared by others, it does raise<br />
numerous questions about student life in the current era.<br />
Numerous libraries within Australia – and overseas – have seen<br />
24-hour library access come into fruition. But is this unhealthy? Should<br />
universities provide students with unrestricted access to study spaces?<br />
Many senior administrators argue against providing all-night<br />
access, suggesting students shouldn’t be studying late at night to ensure<br />
an adequate amount of sleep. However, as legitimate as these concerns<br />
are, the University shouldn’t have its priorities set on regulating the<br />
behavior of students.<br />
Do those calling the shots understand how students actually study?<br />
Do they understand the current pressures and responsibilities we have?<br />
There is greater pressure for us to take on part-time work on top of our<br />
university studies, and there are even more expectations put upon us<br />
that are required for students to achieve that ‘dream job’. To cope with<br />
the cutthroat corporate environment, graduates’ CVs are expected to<br />
be full of extra-curricular activities, which require students to volunteer<br />
large portions of their time during their degree. Again, this pressures<br />
students to shift their priorities and re-allocate their already scarce<br />
time. Therefore, if an aim of Monash is to achieve higher employability<br />
rankings, and a higher quality of education, services that assist with the<br />
overall learning environment should be implemented.<br />
Leaving the debate of the importance of 24-hour libraries aside, in<br />
terms of feasibility exclusive 24-hour study zones on campus to specific<br />
faculties and programs already exist. Thus we can only assume it cannot<br />
be impossible to open libraries for an extra eight hours.<br />
Universities overseas have implemented trials to assess whether<br />
overnight libraries are a viable service. Recently, Leeds, Kings and<br />
Reading Universities have all shown to understand the growing<br />
demand – which is shown in Australia as well, with 24-hour programs at<br />
institutions such as the University of Melbourne, Swinburne University,<br />
Murdoch University, and the University of Tasmania to name a small<br />
few.<br />
Many students have shown interest and support for a 24-hour<br />
library service. Monash libraries undertake surveys every two years, and<br />
24-hour access is a constant trend – with students giving this a ranking<br />
of 6.25 out of 7 in terms of importance in the last survey. Similarly, on<br />
the Facebook page ‘Monash Stalkerspace’, there was a large discussion<br />
around this issue. An overwhelming majority of the students engaged<br />
in the discussion supported the 24-hour service. Moreover, a survey<br />
released by the MSA a little over a month ago showed that 90% of<br />
respondents considered an overnight program to be a significantly<br />
important issue.<br />
Considering the level of student support, the university should<br />
heavily consider the proposal. This is even more appropriate bearing<br />
in mind students are even more connected to the university services,<br />
now paying a Student Services and Amenities Fee (SSAF) of just under<br />
$300. With the University receiving a significant proportion of this,<br />
shouldn’t students expect to expand services as a result?<br />
The MSA has been running a campaign to seek longer library<br />
hours for two fortnightly periods throughout the year – SWOTVAC,<br />
and the first week of exams. This period sees the largest demand for<br />
study spaces, as well as the highest demand for longer study time. The<br />
MSA survey shows over a third of student raise their study load from<br />
6-10 hours a week during semester to more than 25 hours during exams.<br />
Furthermore, 98.29% of the 700-odd respondents stated that they would<br />
utilise a longer service. With this large demand, let us hope Monash<br />
responds positively and listens to the concerns of students.<br />
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STUDENT AFFAIRS<br />
MOOC LIFE<br />
Thomas Wilson<br />
What if your time at university were for nothing? What if fretting over<br />
assignments never amounted to much? Stop and think: How employable<br />
will you be after the three or more years? If you are planning on<br />
becoming an engineer or IT specialist, then yes, perhaps there is a strong<br />
demand out there. That Arts degree? Not so much. Even a Law degree<br />
doesn’t guarantee work straight out of university these days. Employability<br />
goes far beyond a degree, and if that’s all you have then it isn’t<br />
enough. What we understand of education and work is evolving, and the<br />
discerning student is advised to be adaptable.<br />
Universities date back far beyond institutes such as Oxford, but it<br />
was this English model that paved the way for modern establishments.<br />
What began as exclusive clubs for the rich and privileged have become<br />
more and more open to the masses. Today the focus is on an extended<br />
pedagogy. Going to university immediately after finishing secondary<br />
school is expected. Adults will hop between careers numerous times<br />
throughout their working lives, and colleges account for these mature<br />
age students. Learning is for life. Despite this demographic and ideological<br />
shift the university remains a revered, hallowed place.<br />
How long will this last though? It exceedingly appears—like with<br />
the rest of culture before—that the sandstone halls may soon be ground<br />
to dust under the indomitable advance of technology.<br />
Online learning has long been available, but will become much<br />
more integral to uni life. The sudden boom in MOOCs (Massive Open<br />
Online Courses) will see the pendulum swing entirely that way. As The<br />
Economist puts it, “...online provision is transforming higher education,<br />
giving the best universities a chance to widen their catch, opening new<br />
opportunities for the agile, and threatening doom for the laggard and<br />
mediocre.” Boundaries break down, and more people have access to<br />
better tools. Start-ups include Udacity, Coursera, and edX, and you can<br />
sign up to them right now (There’s even an Australian option called<br />
Open2Study). This is all potentially good for the budding scholar, but<br />
what does it mean for campuses?<br />
For the top, not a lot. There is no denying that there won’t be a<br />
shake-up, but the best have a pedigree, and it is hard to qualify an online<br />
degree. Mid-tier universities will have to specialise, and have an online<br />
campus in conjunction with the physical one. It could go the way of<br />
the publishing industry, with an amalgamation of large bodies and a<br />
proliferation of specialised providers. Like with any industry, once supply<br />
reaches a critical peak, demand and income become bottle-necked. For<br />
the liberal-leaning education system this will cause issues.<br />
The case for earning your degree is less and less compelling simply<br />
because everybody has one. Unless it’s for medicine, engineering, or IT,<br />
wasting time and money at university is an increasingly futile project<br />
when your future prospects are grim. Has anyone ever told you to do a<br />
‘real’ degree? It probably came from a thirty year old earning a six-figure<br />
paycheck who’s sick of paying for your worthless education. Your<br />
parents may tell you to follow your dreams, but when you’re leaning on<br />
the system only to fall down the rabbit hole it’s perhaps time to do a<br />
Business major. If you’re a “P’s get degrees” vagrant, then may the dean<br />
have mercy on your soul.<br />
That said the world should not revolve around job prospects and<br />
practicality. There is a difference between working for happiness (short<br />
term) and for meaning (long term). Were work merely for productivity,<br />
governments would allot educational pathways to its young citizens<br />
rather than have the hassle of freedom of choice. Actually, that could<br />
be a great system. Show a penchant for mathematics and an interest in<br />
Lego at a young age, and you’re an engineer for life. Good bye existential<br />
crisis, hello smooth groove of infinity. Of course, no government in<br />
their right mind would assign the role of, say, film director or food<br />
stylist, let alone journalist (unless it was Propaganda Minister). That is<br />
why we have so many universities offering a massive range of learning<br />
opportunities.<br />
But work is changing. The graduate of today should look forward<br />
to internships, contracts and multiple part-time undertakings. And<br />
the liberating thought is that it won’t revert back to the good old days.<br />
Perhaps we will subsist on a civilian wage as our AI accomplices perform<br />
the mundane tasks. In a post-work, post-scarcity civilization, will we<br />
become bored as the days drag by, or will humanity reach another era<br />
of enlightenment and innovation? Wherever we end up, diplomas and<br />
degrees are sure to be laughable relics.<br />
In the here and now though, experience is everything. Get out<br />
there and find part-time work at McDonald’s. Buy a camera and get off<br />
Instagram. Travel the world (preferably not the Western one). Youth occurs<br />
once, and an empty savings account means you’re making the most<br />
of it. And if you want to study Creative Writing, well, it’s your life.<br />
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STUDENT AFFAIRS<br />
MSA OFFICE BEARER REPORTS<br />
President: Freya Logan<br />
Hello everyone!<br />
I hope everyone has had a relaxing break,<br />
and at least took some time off study to do<br />
something fun.<br />
With the recent 2.8 billion dollar cuts<br />
to education it is more important than ever<br />
to support us in supporting your education.<br />
I am disappointed with the lack of policy<br />
discussion around higher education in the lead<br />
up to the federal election. Higher education<br />
should be well funded, well resourced and<br />
seen as a top priority for the election- If you<br />
agree with this do not hesitate to come and get<br />
involved with our education department, now<br />
is really the time to get active and have your<br />
voice heard. Check out https://www.facebook.<br />
com/monashstudentsagainstcuts.<br />
For more close to home campus issues we<br />
are continuing to fight for cheaper parking and<br />
24 hour libraries for you to utilise. I’ve been<br />
busy meeting with the University on a range of<br />
different issues to aid in making you education<br />
and services better.<br />
Hope to see you around the campus, and<br />
don’t forget to get involved!<br />
Treasurer: Samantha Towler<br />
Welcome back everyone! With the break<br />
over and classes back in session, I can imagine<br />
people are incredibly busy – believe me I know<br />
the feeling. Over the past few weeks, I’ve<br />
mainly been working towards ensuring MSA<br />
programs and processes are getting going and<br />
running smoothly. Day-to-day this means me<br />
doing a lot of paperwork and a lot of signings.<br />
More interestingly, this means helping<br />
departments coordinate MSA Tuesdays, which<br />
gives students a chance to touch base with the<br />
MSA and hear directly from out departments<br />
on a weekly basis. There’s also been a lot of<br />
early mornings preparing for MSA Breakfast<br />
club which gives students the opportunity to<br />
grab a free breakfast on their way to class on<br />
Wednesday mornings. As usual for me, there’s<br />
a lot to organize, but for you guys there’s a lot<br />
to look forward to!<br />
Secretary: Ben Zocco<br />
Hi everyone! Just as you are no doubt getting<br />
to crunch time with assessments and other uni<br />
work, the MSA is busy lobbying the University<br />
on a number of fronts to increase the quality<br />
of your education. I have been assisting our<br />
Education department in campaigning for 24<br />
hour library opening hours during the crucial<br />
SWOTVAC and examination period, as well<br />
as meeting with University representatives to<br />
discuss the installation of mobile charging stations<br />
for students on campus.<br />
I have also been focused on administering<br />
the second MSA by-election for the year,<br />
scheduled for April 24th. Much of my time<br />
has been spent on the day-to-day administration<br />
of the MSA, in conjunction with the rest<br />
of the Executive. As always, if you have any<br />
questions about the MSA, please feel free to<br />
contact me!<br />
Education (Academic Affairs): Ben Knight<br />
Howdy-ho! I hope you enjoyed your break and<br />
are back into study. With a large number of<br />
first round assessments nearly all due within<br />
the last two weeks you should be breathing a<br />
sigh of relief. Don’t forget, if you’re ever stressing,<br />
come to Student Rights in the MSA (1st<br />
floor campus centre) and have a chat about<br />
services the University provides.<br />
We’re finalizing the 24-hour library<br />
campaign and will be submitting the proposal<br />
soon! To make sure your voice is listened<br />
to, complete the petition at hour-libraries”<br />
www.tinyurl.com/24-hour-libraries. The more<br />
support we have, the greater chance this will<br />
come into fruition.<br />
I’m also working on more scholarships<br />
for students – with about ten more approved,<br />
the MSA hopes to provide as many students as<br />
possible with the same opportunities regardless<br />
of their background and circumstances.<br />
If you ever have any concerns, e-mail me at<br />
ben.knight@monash.edu.<br />
Education (Public Affairs):<br />
Sarah Christie & John Jordan<br />
Greetings, readers! EdPub has been busy busy<br />
busy! Firstly, the parking campaign “Back Up<br />
On Parking Fees” was a huge success with over<br />
1000 signatures being collected in support of<br />
cheaper parking permits at Monash. Ongoing<br />
negotiations with the University, including<br />
the potential introduction of a monthly<br />
payment scheme, are in the works. Secondly,<br />
the National Day of Action was inspiring.<br />
The march went well, with many amazing<br />
speakers. Thirdly, the Student Representative<br />
Network started in Week 5 with around 20<br />
students engaging with the program and<br />
showing interest in becoming active in student<br />
representation and advocacy.<br />
Events coming up are the 24 hour library<br />
campaign run with EdAc, the Federal Election<br />
Policy Debate, the snap action against the<br />
Higher Education funding cuts, and the<br />
National Day of Action against those cuts. For<br />
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MSA OFFICE BEARER REPORTS<br />
information on how you can get involved in<br />
these efforts, email<br />
msa-education@monash.edu<br />
Environment & Social Justice:<br />
Rory Knight & Tamara Vekich<br />
Newsflash! The cuts have come again to<br />
“public” tertiary education: sick of handing<br />
your power to people who aren’t fighting for<br />
what you really want? Don’t submit to the<br />
authoritarian regime. Fight for a free university<br />
and a world where oppression is no longer<br />
the norm. We’ll be discussing our alternatives<br />
at Edufactory in Sydney over the ANZAC<br />
weekend.<br />
Twenty seven people are on a hunger<br />
strike in Broadmedows detention centre. These<br />
people are in indefinite detention! Racism has<br />
stripped these people of their human rights.<br />
Their bodies are their last modes of protest<br />
against this oppression. Show your solidarity for<br />
the struggles of these people. Join the Protests -<br />
contact MRAC for more info.<br />
Plans to push for divestment from<br />
carbon intensive industry are coming - stop<br />
burning our homes now! On a positive<br />
side note Utopian ideas of transition<br />
towns are always a possiblility. Inclusive<br />
of people thinking globally and locally,<br />
this offers community ideals to all. The<br />
ESJ Collective is brainstorming for the<br />
launch of a “transition Monash” project, we<br />
welcome your input. The ends don’t justify<br />
the means, fight to end oppression here<br />
and now! Check out www.facebook.com/<br />
MSAEnvironmentAndSocialJusticeCollective<br />
Male Queer: Asher Cameron<br />
Well, since my last report things got all<br />
mixed around!! Our mental health events<br />
were moved to the University’s Diversity and<br />
Inclusion Week which also saw our combined<br />
movie night with MRS. Our main focus for<br />
inclusion was the Ally inclusive morning tea<br />
at Wholefoods. The regular events have been<br />
running smoothly. Collective meetings have<br />
been continuing strong with many students<br />
turning up to have input into how the Queer<br />
Department is run.<br />
This edition hits the street in week 7,<br />
which means that it’s QUEER WEEK!!! Our<br />
big focus each semester, it’s JAM PACKED<br />
with events for queer students (and allies too!).<br />
To kick the week off we’ve got a fabulous queer<br />
picnic and Coming Out By Candlelight on<br />
Monday. On Tuesday we launch our photo<br />
petition to raise awareness of queer issues for<br />
the Federal election at the weekly MSA BBQ,<br />
and follow it up with fun queer trivia (and<br />
punch!). Wednesday heats up with a sex and<br />
gender diversity panel featuring awesome guest<br />
speakers including Sally Goldner! That night<br />
we let our hair down with some Queeraoke<br />
(queer-karaoke) at Sir John’s Bar! Thursday is<br />
ANZAC day (a University recognised holiday)<br />
so we’re letting you off the hook to rest, or...<br />
you could always start preparing for...<br />
QUEER BALL - NAUTICAL!! Friday<br />
26/4, Sir John’s Bar, 7:30pm, $15 MSA / $20<br />
NON-MSA<br />
Female Queer: Cam Peter<br />
The Queer Department is gearing up for Queer<br />
Week, which runs from the 22nd-26th of April.<br />
We’re running the Queer picnic, Coming out<br />
by Candlelight, Queer Karaoke, Queer trivia<br />
as well as a Gender Diversity Q and A panel.<br />
The week concludes with the infamous Queer<br />
Ball, so get down and dragged up for a night<br />
of deep-sea debauchery. The week is a great<br />
opportunity for education and engagement<br />
with queer diversity and politics, and to get<br />
involved within a community and have fun.<br />
For a full list of events, check out http://www.<br />
facebook.com/MSAQu<br />
Welfare: Alexandra Bryant<br />
Hi everyone, so semester’s coming along<br />
now, hopefully the assignments aren’t too<br />
bad. Since my last report some things have<br />
happened, Survival Week along with Trash<br />
& Treasure Ball have come and gone, with<br />
moderate success. Free Food Mondays is still<br />
also rolling on every Monday, serving occurring<br />
in Wholefoods at 7:30pm. So if you ever need a<br />
free dinner come along.<br />
Next for those want to be master chefs<br />
out there, the Welfare Department is organising<br />
a student cookbook of cheap eats. So if<br />
you have a good recipe that can be made on a<br />
student budget, send it through to alexandra.<br />
bryant@monash.edu<br />
I think the only other thing I need to say<br />
is thank you to all of the volunteers, without<br />
which the Welfare Department could not do<br />
half the stuff it does, so thanks.<br />
Women’s Department: Adria Castellucci &<br />
Sally-Anne Jovic<br />
After the brilliant success that was Sex + Consent<br />
Week- thanks again to all our volunteers<br />
and facilitators- the Women’s Department is<br />
back and ready to go after the Easter break.<br />
Coming up in week 8 is Blue Stockings<br />
Week (29th April-3rd May), celebrating and<br />
raising awareness of women in higher education.<br />
We’re working alongside the Education<br />
(Public Affairs) Department to get some great<br />
events going, and if you want to be part of the<br />
planning process you can email us or even...<br />
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...join the working group on facebook:www.<br />
facebook.com/groups/155805944574336/<br />
We’re also polishing our Trigger Warning<br />
proposal to present to the University.<br />
The MSA Women’s Department is lobbying<br />
Monash to implement a Trigger Warning<br />
policy for undergraduate units, to help students<br />
make more informed decisions about the way<br />
their study impacts their mental health. We’re<br />
working on this in response to recommendations<br />
from the Women’s Affairs Collective<br />
and general student body regarding sensitive<br />
content in units. We’re looking for submissions<br />
and testimonials of students’ experiences<br />
with emotively triggering content in units to<br />
strengthen our submission, so if you’ve had an<br />
incident you think might be relevant, email us<br />
at msa-womens@monash.edu.<br />
Remember, the Women’s Room is<br />
always open for female-identifying students on<br />
campus!<br />
Activities: Amy Clyne<br />
CAMPUS GAMES IS COMING. Get down<br />
to the free BBQ from Monash Sport to find out<br />
more. Tuesday of Week 8.<br />
As well as working on this mega-fun<br />
week of activities, plans are currently in the<br />
works for a giant Brazilian Carnival which we<br />
will be hosting on campus next semester with<br />
our friends at the Spanish and Latin American<br />
Club (SLAC).<br />
If you haven’t seen our awesome art<br />
installation – the Before I Graduate wall in<br />
front of Campus Connect – get down there<br />
quick and add your message to the thousands<br />
of other plans students have been sharing over<br />
the past few weeks.<br />
Oh, and free yoga classes continue at<br />
Wholefoods. Everyday from 5:30pm.<br />
To get involved in these activities and<br />
more, please contact amy.clyne@monash.edu<br />
Monash University International<br />
Students Service (MUISS)<br />
We represent you. We stand up for you. We<br />
are you!<br />
MUISS represents all international<br />
students who study at Clayton campus. We are<br />
also responsible for promoting cross cultural<br />
awareness as well as understanding between<br />
international and local students.<br />
The Chocolate making and Egg hunt<br />
events were held by MUISS and the MSA to<br />
help international students meet other local<br />
students in Monash. We have hosted a few<br />
Free BBQs so far to show international students<br />
Australian lifestyles. Since last year, we<br />
have hosted Free Breakfast every Monday from<br />
9am to 11am in MUISS lounge.<br />
The gaming night, an event in week 7, is<br />
specifically offered to international students, so<br />
they can get to know and help each other in<br />
their studies or campus life. We also celebrate<br />
cultural diversity by holding MUISS Week in<br />
week 8 encouraging international students and<br />
local students to meet. In MUISS Week, we<br />
will hold Free BBQ on Monday, movie night<br />
on Tuesday, food tasting on Wednesday, free<br />
breakfast on Thursday, and trivia night on<br />
Friday.<br />
Coming over to the MUISS lounge<br />
in the 1st floor of the campus centre beside<br />
Monash Radio and Sir John Monash Bar, or<br />
you can join us at Facebook at www.facebook.<br />
com/MUISS.Monash<br />
Mature Age and Part-time Students<br />
Divison (MAPS)<br />
We have welcomed a lot of new students to the<br />
MAPS lounge this year we haven’t forgotten<br />
out existing members. As always the lounge is<br />
a sanctuary for many older students where they<br />
can get a break from the hustle and bustle of<br />
campus life.<br />
So far this semester we have held our<br />
welcome lunch which was done on the same<br />
day as our General Meeting for Semester 1. It<br />
was well attended and was an opportunity for<br />
the members to find out what was happening<br />
during the semester, make suggestions and contribute<br />
to the overall running of the division.<br />
A major concern that was brought to the<br />
attention of the committee was the potential<br />
cutting of the school holiday program. We are<br />
happy to advise that we’ve spoken to those in<br />
charge of the program and it looks like it will<br />
be back for the winter school holidays. We will<br />
be kept informed of future developments and<br />
will pass that onto the members.<br />
During week 5 we ran the BBQ on MSA<br />
Tuesday and also had a wine and cheese event<br />
on the Thursday afternoon which from all<br />
accounts went very well. Our next major event<br />
will be the Biggest Morning Tea where we<br />
try and raise funds for the Cancer Council so<br />
watch this space for more information and join<br />
us in supporting a very worthy cause.<br />
Clubs & Societies<br />
There has been a lot of work going on in C&S<br />
these last few weeks, work which allows all the<br />
clubs we oversee (and the ones you love) to<br />
function!<br />
Our executive has been madly going<br />
through club registration packs to ensure all<br />
clubs are set for the New Year; this includes<br />
C&S keeping a copy of club membership lists,<br />
and a record of who their executive members<br />
are. This has been made all the easier with the<br />
new membership database which all students<br />
can access to easily join clubs (including you,<br />
dear reader).<br />
Our three auditors have been doing a<br />
marvellous job in churning through the audit<br />
submissions and re-submissions, to ensure<br />
all financial procedures are being adhered<br />
to. Furthermore, our two staff members have<br />
been doing so much work each week that I am<br />
starting to question whether they have cloned<br />
themselves and are in fact in multiple places<br />
at once.<br />
If you ever have questions about clubs<br />
on campus, C&S itself, or the army of gnomes<br />
hiding in our office, feel free to see us at our<br />
office in the campus centre, or email me<br />
at: president@monashclubs.org<br />
process, as well as ensuring all club<br />
members are adhering to the guidelines<br />
for appropriate behaviour outlined in their<br />
constitution, and in our own.<br />
Our office is located on the top floor of<br />
the campus centre, and is open for anyone (be<br />
they a club member or not) to come in and<br />
have a chat about any club-related activity.<br />
Feel free to drop by and learn about the most<br />
exciting part of life at Monash University!<br />
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SCIENCE<br />
TO VACCINATE<br />
OR NOT<br />
TO VACCINATE?<br />
Catiray Poiani-Cordella<br />
Oh Melbourne, Thank you for finally giving me cold weather, so I can<br />
put on my scarf, beanie and gloves and get some reprieve from the<br />
Saharan like Australian sun. But now that winter is coming, so is the<br />
chance you’ll see more of tissues, paracetamol and cough lollies. It’s now<br />
time to ask: “should I get a flu vaccine?”<br />
Protecting yourself from the flu isn’t one of those topics that<br />
commonly come up in conversation. Really, can you see yourself walking<br />
up to somebody in a club and saying, “Hey, you know that flu vaccine?<br />
It’s pretty good, yeah!’” But really, it should be something we talk<br />
about. We start to feel run down, especially with looming assignment<br />
deadlines and this begins to compromise our immune systems. But what<br />
is the difference between the common cold and the flu? And is it really<br />
necessary to get vaccinated?<br />
The common cold is usually characterised by a runny nose, sore<br />
throat and slight fatigue. But, the flu (Influenza) has a more severe<br />
symptomology. Sufferers experience fluctuations in body temperature,<br />
mild nausea, vomiting, extreme exhaustion, headaches, muscle aches<br />
and a sore throat. Often these symptoms can last for 4-5 days and it can<br />
be difficult to get back into a normal routine following a bout of the<br />
infection.<br />
Spread by small droplets via the nose, throat or mouth (a<br />
consequence of making out on the dance floor!) the flu virus is easily<br />
transferrable and highly contagious. Symptoms often arise within 48<br />
hours of contraction and and the severity of symptoms may vary across<br />
people. A person is contagious one day before symptoms arise and three<br />
to seven days after symptoms begin.<br />
The vaccine works by triggering the body to produce its own<br />
antibodies against three different strains of influenza. Each year, new<br />
strands emerge so the vaccine’s composition must be changed in order to<br />
best defend the body against the virus. Often the National Health and<br />
Medical Research Council advise people in risk categories (the elderly,<br />
people with chronic cardiac disorders and low immunity and people<br />
working in health professions who may be in contact with sick people)<br />
to get the Influvax vaccine; however people who do not fit in these<br />
categories can also benefit from the vaccine, as it reduces the possibility<br />
of catching it. Protection against infection begins about 2-3 weeks after<br />
vaccination, and will last about 6-12 months.<br />
If you want to keep partying hard all through semester and during<br />
semester break with no issues contact your local doctor, pharmacist<br />
or go to the doctors on campus. You will need to attend a free doctors<br />
appointment, where they will see if you’re eligible to get vaccinated<br />
and then you’ll need to book a nurses appointment for the vaccination<br />
which costs $19. A small price to pay to avoid the onslaught of the flu.<br />
Clayton Monash Medical Centre<br />
Campus centre (next to STA)<br />
Ph: 9905 3175<br />
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SCIENCE<br />
FATALISTIC<br />
OPTIMISM:<br />
How do you score?<br />
Katerina Dandanis<br />
It is a twisted reality when years of positivity could actually mean a<br />
greater dissatisfaction in life. One study*, one huge implication…<br />
Data from the German Socio-Economic Panel (SOEP) over an 11<br />
year period was utilised to determine how an individual’s anticipation<br />
of their life satisfaction may affect their choices and adaptations to<br />
adversity. Participants were questioned annually about their current<br />
and expected life satisfaction five years down the track. Age was found<br />
to be a key factor in levels of optimism; the younger participants were<br />
very optimistic, while seniors were more pessimistic. However, the study<br />
found an association between underestimating life satisfaction and<br />
positive health outcomes; older adults are apparently rewarded for their<br />
pessimism in the long run.<br />
French novelist Anatole France once wrote, “I prefer the folly of<br />
enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom”, suggesting that enthusiasm<br />
and optimism are preferable to realism. Both positive approaches to<br />
negative situations allow us to feel calm, motivated and empowered. Yet<br />
paradoxically there is ambiguity in what is foolish positivity or solemnity.<br />
Where does this fine line exist and how does one strike a balance?<br />
To find this balance, let’s produce a scale from one to ten. Assume<br />
a score of zero represents a sombre person who is brutally realistic about<br />
life and their capabilities. Adults are good examples since they are<br />
expected to be serious and mature (other with many other uninspiring<br />
adjectives). Due to these expectations, dreadfully low scores are often<br />
produced: zero, one, two, maybe three… if you are lucky.<br />
On the other end of the scale are the loud, almost crazily happy<br />
people, blissfully ignorant to the very notion of pessimism. Children are<br />
a perfect example.<br />
You would think that the more optimistic individuals would be<br />
happier in their lives. Alas, apparently they are self-sabotaging one smile<br />
at a time. As the study suggests, more optimistic people tend to achieve<br />
less. In fact, the life satisfaction study observed an association between<br />
being overly optimistic and greater risks of mortality and disability in<br />
the ten years after the test was taken. Meanwhile, the more pessimistic<br />
participants are, subconsciously, more satisfied.<br />
What do we make of this seemingly nonsensical trend? The study<br />
showed that balance is found by ‘expecting less, appreciating more’.<br />
The optimistic mindset does not necessarily prepare individuals for<br />
the obstacles of life. Indeed, lowering life expectations is in fact not as<br />
denigrating a suggestion as it initially seems. It encourages us to step<br />
back from the rush of life, take a breath and clear our perspectives.<br />
Expecting less allows for fewer disappointments and more pleasant<br />
surprises. But let’s keep the kids fooled a bit longer!<br />
*The study discussed in this article is ‘Forecasting Life Satisfaction Across<br />
Adulthood: Benefits of Seeing a Dark Future?’ Psychology and Aging (<strong>2013</strong>)<br />
Volume 28, Issue 1, pages 249-261.<br />
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SCIENCE<br />
SCIENCE LESSONS FROM…<br />
POKÉMON<br />
Nicola McCaskill<br />
Controversial topic though it may be, it’s<br />
essentially a universally acknowledged<br />
scientific fact that if a species is to be the very<br />
best, like no one ever was, they need to be able<br />
to evolve.<br />
The process of evolution is most<br />
simply described as the change in inherited<br />
characteristics in a population over successive<br />
generations. This can apply to entire species,<br />
individual plants or animals, and molecules<br />
such as DNA.<br />
All life on Earth evolved from a universal<br />
ancestor billions of years ago. A number of<br />
different mechanisms such as natural selection,<br />
migration, and the frequency of certain<br />
mutations are constantly in play, resulting in<br />
outcomes including adaptation, speciation (one<br />
species diverging into two or more separate<br />
species) and extinction.<br />
While we now have a fairly solid base<br />
understanding of how life on Earth evolved, up<br />
until recently the same could not be said for<br />
the many inhabitants of the Pokémon universe.<br />
A group of scientists from the University<br />
of California published a paper entitled “A<br />
Phylogeny and Evolutionary History of the<br />
Pokémon” in the Annals of Improbable<br />
Research journal late last year. In it, they<br />
map out a phylogenic tree demonstrating the<br />
evolutionary development of 646 Pokémon.<br />
The group identified a need for documenting<br />
the evolution of Pokémon, citing small<br />
populations (some species being known<br />
only from a single specimen), and threat of<br />
extinction from “Pokémon fighting rings that<br />
are growing rapidly in popularity, particularly<br />
among urban youth”.<br />
A phylogenic tree is a branched diagram<br />
that looks similar to a family tree, showing<br />
where and when different species diverged<br />
from one another. The tree generated by the<br />
group’s data suggests that, like life on Earth,<br />
all Pokémon life began in the water, with<br />
species similar to lampreys and bony fish. They<br />
hypothesise that terrestrial life arose on three<br />
independent occasions, giving rise to Ice types<br />
(starting with the Dewgong); Flying types<br />
(starting with the Pelipper); and Normal<br />
types. They found that Psychic types<br />
diverged from the birds, starting with Xatu,<br />
and gradually lost the ability to fly; and<br />
Grass, Fire and Electric types arose from the<br />
Normal types.<br />
The paper explained some<br />
complicating factors for any research into<br />
Pokémon diversity, including the misuse of<br />
the term ‘evolution’ (this would normally<br />
be termed ‘metamorphosis’), the occasional<br />
definition of males and females as two<br />
different species (for example, Nidoqueen and<br />
Nidoking), and the ability of many Pokémon<br />
to breed between species without resulting<br />
in a hybrid – not to mention that “how a<br />
400-kilogram Wailord is able to mate with an<br />
11-kilogram Skitty at all remains a mystery”.<br />
Since the paper’s publication, the group’s<br />
research has been used by biology teachers<br />
to introduce the concepts of evolution and<br />
phylogeny to their students, and disputed<br />
by other scientists who have come up with<br />
alternative theories. One thing remains<br />
certain, though: we must continue to research<br />
each Pokémon to understand the power that’s<br />
inside.<br />
You can read the original article and see the<br />
Pokémon phylogenic tree at http://www.<br />
neatorama.com/2012/11/27/A-Phylogeny-and-<br />
Evolutionary-History-of-the-Pokemon/<br />
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MUSIC<br />
ERIC WHITACRE<br />
IN CONCERT<br />
Leah Phillips<br />
On first appearance, Eric Whitacre looks like a Hollywood A-lister with<br />
glistening long blond locks, a chiselled jaw and suave demeanour. He’s<br />
a celebrity, with a rock star like following but not in the way you might<br />
imagine. In fact, he is a Grammy award-winning composer, famous in<br />
the realms of the classical and choral music.<br />
The American composer studied at the legendary Julliard School of<br />
Music in New York, where he met his future wife, soprano Hila Plitmann.<br />
The couple and their son now reside in London, where Whitacre is<br />
currently Composer in Residence at Sidney Sussex College, Cambridge<br />
University.<br />
His pieces have quickly become core material for many choirs<br />
around the world. Indeed, I have sung a few of his compositions in a<br />
chamber choir at Monash. I found his work challenging but beautiful,<br />
a pleasure to sing; exploring the beauty of dissonance between notes,<br />
unusual intervallic leaps in vocal lines and beautiful poetic texts.<br />
However it was his hugely successful Virtual Choir projects which<br />
provided the catalyst for his world-wide fame. Since 2010, the Virtual<br />
Choir have ‘performed’ three times. Through the power of digital media,<br />
the project links voices from across the globe into one united choral<br />
force. Growing with each project, the first virtual choir featured 185<br />
voices from 12 countries; in contrast, the third attracted almost 4,000<br />
from 73 countries. Singers register individually and then download the<br />
sheet music for their voice type (soprano, alto, tenor, or bass). After<br />
learning their part, they then record themselves singing – usually with<br />
their webcam – while watching a YouTube video of Eric conducting the<br />
piece (so everyone is singing in time). Each then upload their individual<br />
videos to YouTube, after which the videos are all layered together as one,<br />
thus creating the Virtual Choir. It is really quite something to watch<br />
thousands of singers from across the globe unite as one choir.<br />
In his first visit to Melbourne, Whitacre In Concert was held at our<br />
very own Robert Blackwood Hall at Monash on April 13. Featured was<br />
the Monash Sinfonia and the choir of Trinity College from Melbourne<br />
University, whose collective focus and round, balanced tone really did<br />
justice to Whitacre’s vocally demanding songs. While it would have<br />
been nice to see a choir from Monash’s Sir Zelman Cowan School of<br />
Music participating, especially since the Monash Sinfonia was included,<br />
the Trinity College Choir did well.<br />
The repertoire predominantly featured Whitacre’s compositions,<br />
but also featured some Bach and a song from Michael Leighton Jones,<br />
which provided some needed contrast.<br />
Whitacre entered the stage upon rousing cheers from the audience<br />
and opened with the piece of the first Virtual Choir, ‘Lux Aurumque’.<br />
This was followed by an enchanting interpretation of ‘Five Hebrew Love<br />
Songs’ which was penned by his wife Hila, who was born and raised in<br />
Jerusalem, to which her husband then set to music. The collection of<br />
songs featured Monash Co-ordinator of strings Elizabeth Sellars on solo<br />
violin producing a sweet tone that filled the hall.<br />
The arrangement of Bach’s ‘Come Sweet Death’ was sung twice<br />
by Trintiy Choir, first conducted by Whitacre and performed as Bach’s<br />
original arrangement, then without a conductor. At first I flinched at the<br />
sight of choir ‘actions’ which involved moving their arms in circular motions<br />
in front of their bodies. These actions occurred in both renditions<br />
of the piece, however they were justified as in the second rendition –<br />
which proceeded without break from the first – they sang at their own<br />
tempo, the actions aiding them in to stay in time individually. It also<br />
proved an interesting visual experience for the audience, as an auditory<br />
jumble of clashing tones and text filled the room. The last few seconds<br />
were magical, never to be heard again with an array of pitches dwindling<br />
down into the final note.<br />
In between each song Whitacre spoke a little about the stories and<br />
ideas behind each piece, all the while charming his captivated audience<br />
with his orating skills and intriguing and funny commentary, something<br />
not always seen at classical or choral concerts.<br />
The second half of the evening included string arrangements of<br />
Whitacre pieces with special guest David Berlin, principal cellist of the<br />
Melbourne Symphony Orchestra, who featured in ‘The River Cam.’<br />
By far the most anticipated part of the evening was witnessing the<br />
legendary ‘Sleep’. It was a nice surprise when the normally a capella song<br />
was presented with accompaniment from Monash Symphonia.<br />
The concert was Whitacre’s only Victorian engagement and it<br />
went off without a hitch. The overall atmosphere within the auditorium<br />
was that of elation, with Whitacre even sticking around to sign CDs and<br />
programs and have a chat. It was a landmark occasion having the choral<br />
composer and conductor at the height of his fame visit Monash, and I’m<br />
sure the visit will be something to look back on as a historic musical<br />
moment at the Clayton campus.<br />
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MUSIC<br />
REVIEWS<br />
JAMES BLAKE<br />
Overgrown<br />
Steven M. Voser<br />
James Blake’s second album, Overgrown,<br />
is possibly the hardest piece<br />
of music to review. As I ferociously<br />
slap at my keyboard, with the album<br />
blaring in the background (most probably sparking more noise complaints<br />
from my bitchy neighbours), I can’t quite decide whether I like or dislike<br />
this record.<br />
The title track, ‘Overgrown’, plunges the listener into the deep end<br />
of Blake’s ocean of sound. A thick, repetitious bass line gives the otherwise<br />
melancholy track peculiar warmth while waves of droning keyboard<br />
riffs and Blake’s unique voice develop into a luscious, climactic end.<br />
‘I Am Sold’, on the other hand, opens with more subtlety, as layers<br />
of percussion and humming bass slowly join Blake’s balladry and accompanying<br />
keyboard, culminating in a dense and ambient track.<br />
The whole pace of the album takes a sudden turn, as ‘Life Round<br />
Here’ immediately kicks off with off-beat drums, simple arpeggiated<br />
piano chords, and a post-dubstep drop that resembles a demonised version<br />
of the Tetris theme song. The track’s similarity to ‘I Never Learnt To<br />
Share’ is quite possibly what it so incredible and so very James Blake.<br />
The following track, ‘Take a Fall for Me’, is where the album falls<br />
short. While it follows on perfectly from the wickedness of the preceding<br />
track, the addition of Wu-tang Clan’s RZA makes the whole thing sound<br />
like an MTV or Channel V hit, and urges one to hit the skip button.<br />
‘Retrograde’ showcases Blake’s innovative vocal layering, bringing<br />
the track in with a soft, melodic hum over which he sings. As is common<br />
in Blake’s music, the song develops into a huge drone of bass, vocals,<br />
synth and keys, only to collapse into its barest form as the song peaks.<br />
Sadly, the song is unnoticeable due to its predictability.<br />
‘DLM’ is much the same: while it features even more vocal layering<br />
– each differing in melody and pitch – the track does little to engage<br />
the listener, which is worsened by an unanticipated, unsatisfying and<br />
anti-climactic ending.<br />
However, ‘Digital Lion’ emerges as the album’s redemption point.<br />
It plunges suddenly into a dark and disorienting concoction of noise as<br />
a tribal snare beat, Blake’s humming, the obligatory slightly modulated<br />
bass line and unidentifiable noises rumble through to the core of one’s<br />
soul.<br />
‘Voyeur’ is the perfect follow up. Industrial sounds combine with<br />
more of Blake’s distinct vocals, invasive horns and bone-chilling synth<br />
riffs. The track continues to chop and change, evoking repeated trips to<br />
the stereo to see if you are still listening to the same one.<br />
‘To the Last’ perfectly winds everything down to another striking<br />
exemplar of Blake’s softer, more melodic musical side.<br />
Similarly, ‘Our Love Comes Back’ begins mysteriously elegant.<br />
Bass and muffled percussion once again slowly join Blake’s vocals and<br />
keys. They melt together in a delicious brew of sound, as Blake hums his<br />
audience into a deep trance.<br />
Overall, Overgrown is an incoherent album. Songs such as ‘Life<br />
Round Here’, ‘Digital Lion’, ‘Voyeur’ and ‘I Am Sold’ perfectly capture<br />
Blake’s talents.<br />
However, comparing this record to its predecessor is unavoidable<br />
and is most probably what makes it so disappointing. Blake’s debut<br />
was a collection of bone-chillingly brilliant tracks with choppy vocals,<br />
minimalist drumbeats and modulated bass lines capable of causing heart<br />
palpitations.<br />
Now it seems Blake has tried to achieve commercial success<br />
with kitschier tracks like ‘DLM’, ‘Retrogade’ and ‘Take a Fall for Me’,<br />
upsetting what could have been another spectacular exhibition of Blake’s<br />
signature sound.<br />
GALLANTRY,<br />
A ONE ACT OPERA<br />
Heidi Lupprian<br />
Gallantry is a half-hour one act opera composed by Douglas Moore, with<br />
libretto by Arnold Sundgaard. First performed in 1958 by the music<br />
students of New York’s Columbia University, four classical voice students<br />
from Monash performed the opera as part of a series of free lunchtime<br />
concerts that showcase the talent of the School of Music Conservatorium.<br />
Walking into the auditorium, the audience was greeted by two performers<br />
already on stage: Luke Belle as Dr. Gregg and Stephanie Akaoui<br />
as Nurse Lola, dressed in physicians’ coats, staring down at a medical<br />
tray. Hidden underneath the sheets in the hospital bed beside them<br />
was Donald (Ben Glover), and side of stage was the Announcer (Sarah<br />
Turner). The no-fuss staging of the production gave a strong focus to the<br />
singers’ vocal abilities and goes to show that strong singers can keep an<br />
audience intrigued from bar one, without the need for the elaborate sets<br />
and costumes on which opera sometimes relies.<br />
Classified as a ‘soap’ opera, Gallantry is almost like watching Days<br />
of Our Lives, but a little wackier, more fun and with live music. The<br />
show opens with a satirical advertisement for the soap brand ‘Lochinvar’,<br />
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making this classification of soap opera even more pertinent. These<br />
occur intermittently throughout the action. The main conflict centres<br />
around Dr. Gregg, a physician who is interested in winning the affections<br />
of Nurse Lola despite the fact that their patient, Donald Hopewell, is<br />
also Lola’s fiancée. Things begin to get more and more out of hand as Dr.<br />
Gregg’s true jealousy is made apparent, but it seems that true love can<br />
still prevail.<br />
The first Lochinvar soap aria (as I like to call it) was a hilarious<br />
aside; it was delivered quite prettily and with straight-laced seriousness<br />
by Sarah Turner. Her voice was very suited to the role, as was the case<br />
with all the other cast members. Stephanie’s lovely natural tone really<br />
shone in the beautiful aria towards the end of the piece, in which she<br />
explains that she cannot and will not be with Dr. Gregg. Ben brought<br />
out the most characterisation and seemed to have an affinity for comic<br />
roles, as well as an honest tenor voice. Luke Belle had a professional<br />
stage presence from the moment he sang his first note.<br />
I would have liked a little more of the parody of the melodrama<br />
brought out by the ‘doomed’ couple, Dr. Gregg and Lola, especially in<br />
the duet about childhood. But considering the short rehearsal time frame<br />
in which they were working, it’s understandable that the emphasis would<br />
have been on the music. In addition, it would have been nice to hear<br />
more vocal power from Ben and Sarah at times, but the auditorium is<br />
a big space to fill with an unamplified voice, and overall, everyone did<br />
a fantastic job; this was evident particularly in the difficult four-part<br />
harmony at the end, with each part entering at different points and quite<br />
independently of each other and the piano.<br />
This was a wonderful production, especially considering the singers<br />
involved are still learning and developing their craft. There was a strong<br />
sense of professionalism from all involved, and the show was almost note<br />
perfect. Janet Perkins, the talented pianist, kept the momentum of the<br />
piece flowing from beginning to end, while conductor, Dobbs Franks,<br />
was attentive the whole way through. Also special mention to Simon<br />
Tsang, who stepped in as conductor during rehearsals where Dobbs<br />
was unavailable.<br />
As a Monash classical singing student myself, I think the lunchtime<br />
concerts are such an incredible opportunity for musicians to learn<br />
more about what it is to be a professional performer and what is required<br />
to maintain stamina physically and mentally through a show, as well as<br />
be given the chance to experience real nerves in front of an audience.<br />
Lunchtime concerts occur every Thursday at 1pm in the Music Auditorium<br />
and are free for everyone.<br />
To find out more about the Monash Lunchtime Concert Series,<br />
and what is coming up in the following weeks, please visit their website:<br />
http://www.monash.edu/mapa/<br />
FLASHBACK: 23 Great Recordings<br />
Steven M. Voser<br />
We all know what ‘the greatest hits’ or ‘the essential’ albums are like:<br />
a combination of the most commercially successful hits and Gold 104<br />
favourites by some artist that you’d usually find pumping from dad’s shed<br />
as he works on fixing the lawn mower. You know: U2, INXS, Tears For<br />
Fears and Cold Chisel. That kind of stuff.<br />
Therefore, I never thought I’d find myself hunched over a keyboard<br />
the morning after my family’s traditional Easter Monday lunch (of which<br />
the effects were still present), convincing you to get your mits on a<br />
greatest hits CD.<br />
That’s not to say that I’m against commercially successful music.<br />
I’m a big sucker for Carly Ray Jepsen’s ‘Call Me Maybe’, which is quite<br />
possibly the most infectious song of all time.<br />
To get to the point, 23 Great Recordings – a greatest hits CD by<br />
Jonathan Richman and the Modern Lovers – is probably the best thing<br />
I’ve ever stumbled upon.<br />
Richman has been personally affiliated with Lou Reed and John<br />
Cale from The Velvet Underground, and even slept on Steve Sesnick’s<br />
couch in New York.<br />
Richman’s songs are childlike and outspoken: ‘New Teller’ is an ode<br />
of love to new local bank clerk; ‘Pablo Picasso’ deals with the struggles of<br />
trying to pick up girls and ‘It Will Stand’ is an appreciation of what was,<br />
at the time, contemporary rock music.<br />
While there is some musical resemblance between The Velvet<br />
Underground and Richman, like the two/three chord structures of ‘The<br />
Morning of Our Lives’, ‘Roadrunner’ and ‘I’m Waiting For My Man’,<br />
Richman is in a league of his own.<br />
Whether it’s the simplicity of the chord structure in ‘Pablo Picasso’,<br />
the boyish plea of ‘Important In Your Life’, or the juxtaposition of<br />
Richman’s slurring lyrics and denial of drugs in ‘I’m Straight’, it’s not<br />
hard to see the impression that these guys left on punk music.<br />
The Sex Pistols have covered ‘Roadrunner’, Big D and the Kids<br />
Table have covered ‘New England’ and Iggy Pop has covered ‘Pablo<br />
Picasso’. More recently, pop-punk band Nerf Herder wrote a song, ‘Jonathan’,<br />
about Richman to the tune of ‘Roadrunner’.<br />
To anyone with a general love for rock music, whether it be new<br />
or old, psychedelic or blues, punk or prog, Jonathan Richman and The<br />
Modern Lovers’ 23 Great Recordings is a must-have. Although it is<br />
technically a ‘best of’, it is the perfect collection of Richman’s best and<br />
most influential work and will ensure that you don’t end up listening to<br />
Gold 104 when you’re 40.<br />
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MUSIC<br />
SUSPECTED GIANTS HIDING BEHIND BOULDERS<br />
David Nowak<br />
They’re a band that is surrounded by uncertain attempts to define them.<br />
Are they psychedelic? Are they genre benders? Are they every genre?<br />
With a line-up of children’s albums spread between their more mature<br />
releases, and some distinctly comical songs behind them, they’ve even<br />
been labelled – harshly, might I add – a novelty band. One reviewer<br />
remarked that their work resembles “rock nursery rhymes”, so when I<br />
spoke with one of the two core members of US band They Might Be Giants,<br />
John Flansburgh, I asked him how he reacts to the band’s critics.<br />
“Umm, you know, if they like us, we believe it, and if they don’t,<br />
we think they’re wrong,” he says somewhat dryly. “I think, for better or<br />
worse, people tend to project a lot into our intention, which is kind of<br />
curious. I don’t think too much about it, you know. I think the truth of<br />
the matter is, like, what we’re doing connects with people in a very direct<br />
way, but it often connects with people in a very contemporary way, which<br />
is why I think the way in which we incorporate humour in what we’re doing<br />
is actually quite modern. I think rock’n’roll traditionalists have a very<br />
hard time with anything that has even the slightest sensibility of humour.<br />
I think it undermines their rock’n’roll pose. Like, by not demanding to<br />
be taken seriously, we’re breaking rule number four of musicianal rules of<br />
rock music. But you know, I think the truth is rock music is very old, and<br />
it’s very orthodox, and it’s very tired, and it’s not that important anymore<br />
and it shouldn’t be taken too seriously.”<br />
I hesitate here; why shouldn’t we read into their intention when so<br />
much of their material seems to hide something beneath the surface? It’s<br />
something I’d always grappled with when I listened to them – dark lyrics<br />
met with upbeat melody. To embellish the point, Flansburgh explains,<br />
“I’ve spent my entire life listening to Bob Dylan songs, and I have no idea<br />
what is true or not about his biography and, ultimately, it doesn’t really<br />
matter that much. I think the point is that if the songs are interesting and<br />
engaging and make you think and make you want to listen to them again,<br />
that’s like mission accomplished for a songwriter. I think the whole singersongwriter<br />
dilemma is that people want to think that there’s some secret<br />
truth to the song when, in fact, the real truth to the song is right there on<br />
the surface.”<br />
So like the band itself, he defies my attempted reading for direction,<br />
but I still try, asking whether there was any kind of overarching ideas<br />
or themes in their latest album. “Well, you know, for the last couple of<br />
records, there’s been conversations about levels of pastiche. Because we’re<br />
working with musicians who can very accurately do many many specific<br />
styles of music, like… if we said, ‘Yeah, let’s do this [song] like it’s a<br />
country song,’ the next question would be like, ‘Should it be like countrypolitan,<br />
or should it be Memphis, or should it be backwoods or should it<br />
be bluegrass?’ You know, there’s an incredible focus in terms of what is<br />
available to us with genre and, consequently, like, I think we’ve decided<br />
to step back from anything that is that culturally specific… but I think<br />
that it’s actually really important that we have an original voice…<br />
“[T]his is a very specific example – and I know that when we talk<br />
about the Beatles, people don’t know what to think – but the thing that’s<br />
interesting about Beatles records – especially in the first three years of<br />
the Beatles, is they would do a lot of different stylistic types of music, like<br />
go-go music and country music and even more unusual things, but it was<br />
always kind of 51% the Beatles. It never really sounded like pastiche of<br />
another style… And I think there is a way to approach arranging a song<br />
within a genre that still has our fingerprints on it… and that’s the kind<br />
of thing we’ve evolved to in the past two years. We don’t really want<br />
people to confuse us for doing anything novelty. That seems to be a good<br />
strategy for us. And the other thing is, we do a lot of things much more<br />
simply now. I think, you know, when we started, we were really into<br />
over-producing our stuff, and on this album there’s some very bare-bones<br />
arrangements that are just much more exciting because they’re so direct.<br />
That’s been a big step forward for us.”<br />
Throughout, Flansburgh seems to deflect labels. Talking about<br />
band image, I brought up an early remark by the other core member of<br />
TMBG, John Linnell, that he’d love the band to be seen as a cult band<br />
one day. “I don’t know what that means! I mean, how do you want to be<br />
a cult band?” Flansburgh retorts amongst laughs. “You mean, like, people<br />
wearing matching robes?” It was much the same response when asked<br />
more directly about image control. It’s strange to say that although I got<br />
real answers to a lot of my questions, They Might Be Giants still come<br />
out with their enigmatic air intact, and I with none of the trumps. What<br />
seems certain, as Flansburgh promises me after their recent children’s<br />
releases, is that they’re not trying to reinvent themselves as The Wiggles.<br />
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NOISE FLASH<br />
Central Lawn, Royal Botanic Gardens,<br />
Melbourne - April 7<br />
Leah Phillips<br />
Walking through the park at peak picnicking time, on the main picnicking<br />
day of the week, in the middle of school holidays, is not the best idea<br />
I’ve ever had. Screaming kids, runaway balls, giant inquisitive geese, and<br />
strange tourists are everywhere. But I’m not here to inflict this torture on<br />
myself; I’m here to take part in Noise Flash, a small-scale experiment of<br />
improvised electronic music broadcasting on low-range transmitters to<br />
the headphone and portable-radio-clad listeners roaming the grassy knoll.<br />
I arrived a bit early, so I found a shady spot and waited for the 1pm<br />
start. All sorts of characters turned up for the event; the old, the young,<br />
the bearded, the tattooed, mothers, hippies and even a few conquering<br />
the grassed hill on crutches. The growing mass of head-phoned people<br />
put those who thought Central Lawn made a nice picnic spot on edge,<br />
especially when observers mistook picnickers for performers, lingering too<br />
close for comfort from their Mersey Valley and water-thins.<br />
Once I tuned my portable radio (borrowed from my mum) to the<br />
108FM frequency, I was ready for 45 minutes of auditory exploration. This<br />
is what I witnessed.<br />
1.06 I’m off to a slow start, mainly because I find approaching the<br />
lone artists uncomfortable, especially in broad daylight as opposed to<br />
when I’m used to some dingy venue with sticky carpet. I soon get over<br />
this and walk past a guy patting, shaking and jumping on a long metal<br />
rope. Once my radio caught his transmission, I see the method to his<br />
madness. A drone-like buzz was running through the rope, and by touching<br />
it in various ways he manipulates its sound by breaking the drone’s<br />
circuit. He even began using two bikes that were perched nearby as<br />
conductors in his act.<br />
1.14 A man in a pointed hood cape sings through a PVC pipe<br />
funnel, manipulating it with three pedals to create a Darth Vader-esque<br />
sound.<br />
1.20 A 40-something guy broadcasts screechy electronic melodies<br />
accompanied by a deep pulsating beat from his MacBook.<br />
1.24 I move to where a crowd is accumulating. From under an oak<br />
tree floats a loud pop sound comprised of recorded domestic argument<br />
samples.<br />
1.26 Half hidden in a bush is a guy looping short snappy phrases<br />
from his mini-electric guitar.<br />
1.27 As I dodge the goose poo on the lawn I hear two young dudes<br />
sampling audio of people declaring reasons why they chose Christianity.<br />
1.29 From that, I move to a man perched on a colorful Mexican rug,<br />
creating buzzy pop from a contraption that looks like a home-made<br />
version of the board game Operation.<br />
1.30 I move back across the lawn to listen to the clearest broadcast<br />
of the afternoon, a cassette-looped, lo-fi soundscape.<br />
1.32 A guy with a bandanna over his mouth attacks a circuit board<br />
powered by an AA battery with twists and turns of his nimble fingers.<br />
1.33 Ethereal sounds from cassette tapes are looped, over and over,<br />
making slow, undulating, hypnotic music.<br />
1.36 A lady with a Wii remote and a MacBook manipulates the air.<br />
1.38 A guy under a tree makes a lush output on his iPad.<br />
1.39 Hidden to the side of the lawn is a lady blowing on what seems<br />
like some type of whistle. It sounded like the whistle was constipated and<br />
really wanted to take a dump. I stayed for a fleeting second, but had to<br />
move on for fear of laughing in her face.<br />
1.40 A heavily tattooed guy fiddles around with guitar pedals.<br />
1.44 With one minute to go, I listen to a guy with the most<br />
impressive pedal board I’ve seen in a long time.<br />
After 45 minutes, I’m left with sore and sweaty ears under heavyduty<br />
headphones and some pesky sunburn on my forehead that will most<br />
likely turn to freckles. But on a more intellectual level, my eyes are now<br />
open a little wider to the world of experimental music.<br />
Apparently a similar event is on the horizon. Stay in the loop and<br />
like them on Facebook if that’s your thing: www.facebook.com/NoiseFlash<br />
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SUBHEADING<br />
CLOUD ATLAS<br />
Catherine Gunst<br />
Cloud Atlas, originally a book by David Mitchell, has been transformed<br />
into a masterpiece by co-directors Lana and Andy Wachowski (The<br />
Matrix), and Tom Tykwer (Run Lola Run). If you‘ve read the book you<br />
must be wondering how such a multi-dimensional story could possibly be<br />
translated into film. It is indeed possible. Cloud Atlas is so complicated<br />
and intricate that had any one element been different, the film may<br />
have been an enormous flop. But much like a complicated piece of<br />
machinery, all elements work in harmony to produce a powerful movie<br />
unlike any other. Tom Hanks described it as “a unique<br />
one-of-a-kind deep throw far out into the cosmos that<br />
was gonna have to be a bulls-eye”. And it was, even<br />
despite the cliché film tag line “Past. Present. Future.<br />
Everything is connected.”<br />
Cloud Atlas is a complex tale consisting of<br />
different stories spanning across six eras. Each story has<br />
a completely different plotline, mood and style, and yet<br />
they are all subtly interrelated. Spanning from years<br />
1850 to 2321, these many subplots include; a fast-moving comedy, an<br />
extremely dark disturbing dystopia, and a somewhat bizarre un-Earthly<br />
world, among others. These differences keep the movie highly engaging<br />
and rewarding. However, they do make for a very confusing first 45<br />
minutes, and similarly make it difficult to classify the film into a genre.<br />
It is a romance, a comedy, dystopian; it is fantastic, horrific and epic, all<br />
at once.<br />
But what makes this movie so incredible is not the plot<br />
itself, though that certainly can’t be disregarded. Rather, it is the<br />
cinematography. Visually, this is an impressive film. Some movies expose<br />
mistakes and plot-holes upon a second viewing, but this one allows<br />
you to notice more subtle artistic techniques. Small visual connections<br />
between scenes, meaningful costume choices, the richness of metaphor<br />
“Profoundly moving<br />
and thought-provoking,<br />
Cloud Atlas will make<br />
you walk away feeling<br />
uplifted, inspired, and<br />
deeply disturbed at the<br />
same time.”<br />
and symbolism are all built upon. A second viewing also allows for<br />
greater appreciation of the sweeping landscape scenes and impressive<br />
CGI (computer imagery). It is not surprising the film had one of the<br />
highest budgets of any independent film, totaling $102 million.<br />
Another important directorial choice was the casting. With Tom<br />
Hanks, Halle Berry, Jim Broadbent, Hugo Weaving, Jim Sturgess, Doona<br />
Bae, Hugh Grant, Susan Sarandon and Ben Whishaw, the film clearly<br />
has an all-star cast. But what is most remarkable is the fact that each<br />
actor plays several characters across all the different<br />
subplots. It becomes an enjoyable challenge to pick<br />
which actor plays each character, especially difficult<br />
where there is a change in gender or where ethnicityaltering<br />
makeup has been employed. The makeup,<br />
which has sparked racial controversy, can sometimes<br />
seem a bit strange, particularly the eye prosthetics that<br />
were used on Jim Sturgess and Hugo Weaving in order<br />
to play Asian characters. I have a feeling that as CGI<br />
advances, such prosthetics will rapidly seem outdated.<br />
Cloud Atlas has produced polarized opinions. It received wins<br />
and nominations for numerous awards, including a Golden Globe.<br />
However, Time Magazine and Village Voice both named it the worst film<br />
of 2012. One can only conclude that all great artistic risks have their<br />
critics. I think the films adaptors were well aware of their own ambition<br />
when they wrote in the line for book publishing character Timothy<br />
Cavendish: “What is a critic if not a person who reads [or in this case,<br />
views] too quickly, arrogantly, but never wisely.”<br />
Profoundly moving and thought-provoking, Cloud Atlas will make<br />
you walk away feeling uplifted, inspired, and deeply disturbed at the<br />
same time. And, if you take nothing else away from the movie, it also<br />
has a spectacular soundtrack and an abundance of beautiful quotes.<br />
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FILM & TV<br />
THE VOICE 2.0: Why do we love this shit so much?<br />
Julia Greenhalf<br />
It’s a Monday night. You’ve just got home from uni, you’ve dumped your<br />
backpack on the floor and you find yourself sliding comfortably down the<br />
couch. “Ok, I’ll get off my ass and do something productive,” you say. Do<br />
you a) look over your Crim notes, b) work on that presentation you’ve<br />
been procrastinating over or c) make plans to meet up with a friend<br />
tomorrow? “None of the above!” you say, as the TV booms “THIS IS<br />
THE VOICE”, coercing you to sit and watch, not moving a millimetre<br />
away from that comfy seat you’re in.<br />
The Voice. Much like that one Justin Bieber song we’re ashamed<br />
to admit is in our iTunes collection, it’s that guilty pleasure we like to<br />
indulge in once in a while. Or maybe all the time. Maybe you have 7<br />
Bieber titles. I won’t judge.<br />
After its enormous popularity last year, the talent show is back<br />
again for <strong>2013</strong>. Sure, the formula of the show stands out from its<br />
predecessors like Idol and Got Talent. Wannabe superstars audition<br />
‘blind’, where the coaches, with backs turned, judge contestants purely<br />
on singing ability. Not any of this ‘image’ or ‘attractiveness’ crap. The<br />
title of ‘coach’ itself – given to the four celebs who sign on for the show<br />
– just oozes a refreshing, unprecedented aura of genuine care for their<br />
prodigies, visions of coaches and contestants hand-in-hand, skipping<br />
off into the sunset. Kudos to the Dutch creators, I guess. It’s nice to see<br />
originality hasn’t yet become extinct.<br />
So, should we care about the show anymore? Do we need The<br />
Voice 2.0? I mean, it’s sooo 2012. Are we Monash kiddos sheep enough<br />
to jump on the bandwagon with the rest of Australian telly sponges?<br />
Surely our elitist intelligence tells us we should save brain cells. Or do we<br />
genuinely wanna watch the damn show?<br />
Let’s examine the reasons for tuning in again this year. There’s the<br />
oh-so enjoyable task of counting the ways Seal lures auditionees into<br />
joining his team. Don’t forget to pop in a few kitsch phrases like “I feel<br />
blessed to listen to you”, “You have something I can’t give you” and “You<br />
make me believe”. Just how many of these singing hopefuls are promised<br />
worldwide fame? Surely not all of them are that amazing, right? Oh, and<br />
between auditions, viewers are spoilt with behind-the-scene footage of<br />
what OPI nail shade the Sealmonster is sporting. Quality viewing.<br />
Then there’s Delta. LOL. Long gone are the days of her playing<br />
innocent little Nina Tucker on Neighbours, belting out Born To Try.<br />
Props to her that she’s made it to those fancy red chairs, but it sure does<br />
say a truckload about the success of your home-grown music industry<br />
when you consider who’s plonked next to her. Alas, there are the Delta<br />
outfits – was she aiming to resemble a bottle of J’adore Dior? – and her<br />
incessant need to be one of “the bros”, always late for group hugs due<br />
to her giraffing around in a pair of pay-check devouring heels. From her<br />
pitching strategy of “when words fail, blow kisses” to the Twitter account<br />
dedicated to a pair of specs she wore on set one day, you know when<br />
Delta’s in the house.<br />
Ricky has been well-behaved, polite and only inappropriate on one<br />
odd occasion, but where’s the fun in that?<br />
Joel Madden, with his trademark toothpick, has clearly won over<br />
Aussie hearts as the Logie award recipient for Most Popular Male New<br />
Talent. Nevertheless, it’s a constant battle between listening to his<br />
cheesy lines – “Your voice is like butter, put it on anything and it tastes<br />
good” – and pondering just how much dosh his script writer gets for<br />
them.<br />
The producers crowd around the drawing room, strategising how to<br />
draw out as many ad breaks as possible. Then there’s the extreme close<br />
up on tears flooding down an unsuccessful singer’s face. Their upbringing,<br />
their years of heartbreak, their journey so far. Chez The Voice, you’ll get a<br />
nice big kaleidoscope of emotions, and occasionally you’ll hear someone<br />
sing.<br />
So no, I don’t need to hear that the V Room is sponsored by<br />
Vodafone 986 times. No, I don’t buy into the “Were they or weren’t<br />
they?!?” fluff that Delta and host Darren McMullen were ever an item<br />
– obviously a crappy attempt at a marketing ploy. No, I don’t want 17<br />
minutes of Jessika Samarges fluffing her hair while she explains that she’s<br />
more than just hot. But if you can put up with a bit of dramatisation,<br />
a few weighty promises and a tonne of clichés, you’ll get a chance to<br />
hear some quality, spine-tingling vocals. And isn’t that why we watch<br />
the show in the first place? There you have it. The Voice is your choice,<br />
young grasshopper.<br />
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SUBHEADING<br />
AUDI FESTIVAL OF GERMAN FILMS<br />
Richard Plumridge<br />
German cinema again makes its presence felt in Australia with the 12th<br />
annual Audi Festival of German Films. For a nation that is at the core<br />
of an unrelenting debt crisis, Germany shows no signs of slowing its<br />
prodigious cinematic output with 45 films screening in what is now a key<br />
event for German kultur in Australia.<br />
Wir Wollten Aufs Meer (Shores of Hope)<br />
German filmmakers continue their cinematic examination of the years<br />
of Cold War division in Torke Constantin Hebbeln’s Shores of Hope.<br />
Conny (Alexander Fehling) and Andreas (August Diehl, best known<br />
to English-speaking audiences as the dialect-discerning SS officer in the<br />
cellar bar in Inglourious Basterds) are two best friends who decide their<br />
best chance of a life away from the rigidity of East Germany is to become<br />
sailors in the port city of Rostock. However, this proves difficult in the<br />
paranoid political climate of 1980s East Germany, with Rostock its sole<br />
international port and those seeking jobs on ocean-going vessels treated<br />
with suspicion by the authorities.<br />
After three years of working on the docks, Conny and Andreas are<br />
given the opportunity to join a ship’s crew, provided they work for the<br />
dreaded East German secret police, the Stasi. The pair is tasked with<br />
secretly recording conversations with their foreman who is suspected<br />
of planning to de-fect to the West. What ensues is a portrait of abject<br />
misery the East German state inflicted on its citizens, with friends torn<br />
between their loyalties to each other and to their own selfish desires.<br />
Shores of Hope is richly infused with a sense of period, of a regime<br />
that basically played a state-sanctioned country-sized game of Prisoner’s<br />
Dilemma for over forty years. The Stasi and its omniscient influence are<br />
felt in every scene, subverting the autonomy of each character regardless<br />
of whether they are of the state or against it. While the film admirably<br />
attempts to reach the heights of Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck’s<br />
The Lives of Others (Das Leben der Anderen), it falls short, instead feeling<br />
like a slightly more melodramatic and conventional companion piece.<br />
Where Shores of Hope best succeeds is in providing a claustrophobic<br />
portrait of an omniscient regime that dominated an already demoralised<br />
people for decades. It is yet another successful entry in the German<br />
cinema’s ongoing introspective examination of the hard years of the<br />
Cold War.<br />
Ausgerechnet Sibirien (Lost in Siberia)<br />
In this fish-out-water comedy, divorced garment production manager,<br />
Mattias (Joachim Król) finds himself in Keremova, Siberia to establish<br />
a new logistics line for his company’s Russian subsidiary. Naturally,<br />
Mattias finds the subsidiary is made up of little more than an oversized<br />
Russian lady and her family who are not particularly amenable to being<br />
instructed how to do logistics by a German (“Hitler Kaputt!” is one of<br />
the favourite lines of the Russians). All goes sort-of to plan until Mattias<br />
falls for a traditional throat-singer, Sayana, and pursues her almost<br />
literally to the ends of the earth.<br />
In many ways, Lost in Siberia feels like a film that should be French.<br />
In fact, I was almost waiting for Gérard Depardieu to pop up, considering<br />
he is now a Russian citizen (and Putin acolyte). Perhaps it’s my studies<br />
in political economy, but I couldn’t help but view this film through the<br />
prism of the current economic and political climate.<br />
Germany is a key foreign investor in Russia and one of the few<br />
western states not to endlessly chastise Russia for its human rights record.<br />
Germany needs Russia’s gas and oil (former German chan-cellor Gerhard<br />
Schröder is chairman of the board of Nord Stream AG, a subsidiary of<br />
Russian state-owned gas company Gazprom) and Russia needs Germany’s<br />
currency, even if it is the Euro. The audience is constantly reminded<br />
of Russia’s former greatness, being told Keremova is the home town of<br />
Soviet cosmonaut and first man to walk in space, Alexey Leonov. This<br />
is a country where its citizens are still getting used to their diminished<br />
place in the post-Cold War order and the last thing they need is a<br />
German coming in and telling them how to do business.<br />
Mattias is a divorced, materialistic German who goes to Russia<br />
to teach them his methods, but instead he finds something greater,<br />
something transcendental. It’s all a bit hackneyed and a bit simple to<br />
imbue strange and foreign things with mystical otherness, but it does the<br />
job. Mattias’s journey may be somewhat predictable, but it’s certainly<br />
one worth taking and it is quite a beautiful reminder of the diversity and<br />
culture in every corner of the world.<br />
Vegemite Festival of Australian Cinema? (Warning, contains traces of<br />
opinion)<br />
All this begs the question: where is Australia’s prodigious cinematic<br />
output? Although Australian cinema has had some hits in the past few<br />
years, it would be difficult to programme a selection of equal quality if<br />
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Australia was to have a festival of local films in Berlin, for instance.<br />
Is it enough to continue doing depressing, albeit well-made kitchen<br />
sink dramas? Is it adequate to call a film “Australian” if it used only the<br />
post-production talent and computer wizardry of a few? What the hell is<br />
Australian cinema, anyway?<br />
As Ben Goldsmith argues in his article on The Conversation, the<br />
government’s recently announced National Cultural Policy (the first<br />
in sixteen years since the barren wasteland of the Howard era) is “bold,<br />
but vulnerable”. With Simon Crean self-immolating, it is up to a new<br />
minister, Tony Burke, to shepherd the policy through in these the likely<br />
dying days of the Labor Government.<br />
For a full calendar of films and session times, go to goethe.de/ozfilmfest<br />
THE RISE OF NETFLIX<br />
Serena Walton<br />
House of Cards made TV history overnight when Netflix, an American<br />
provider of on-demand Internet streaming media, released all 13 episodes<br />
of the show at once for viewers to watch at their own pace in February.<br />
House of Cards is an American adaptation of the 1990s British<br />
miniseries of the same name, based on a novel by Michael Dobbs about<br />
death, sex and politics.<br />
Starring Oscar-winner Kevin Spacey (American Beauty) Robin<br />
Wright (The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo) and Kate Mara (American Horror<br />
Story), House of Cards is different from other ambitious shows being made<br />
these days as it didn’t debut on television. It’s the first major TV show to<br />
completely bypass the television medium of networks and cable operators<br />
and premier online. This meant no scanning TV schedules to know when<br />
the next episode airs.<br />
Given the show’s production cost Netflix upward of $100 million,<br />
it may seem like Netflix took a big risk producing original content rather<br />
than licensing content that was already successful.<br />
Executive producer of House of Cards, Beau Willimon (The Ides of<br />
March), explains that he always wanted to write for television, but never<br />
thought it would happen.<br />
“Netflix gave us a generous amount of creative freedom, which made<br />
signing on with them an easy decision,” Willimon said.<br />
“You want something that engages the audience, that has truth in<br />
it, that means something to you, and ... allows you to explore a world that<br />
will constantly challenge and surprise you,” he said.<br />
“That’s what telling a great story is about.”<br />
Until recently, major commercial TV networks monopolised<br />
original TV programming, investing in it to sell advertising space to<br />
corporations. Netflix has changed the competitive landscape between TV<br />
networks, satellite broadcasters and cable companies; more competition<br />
means lower prices.<br />
Netflix revolutionises the way people watch TV shows. It has more<br />
than 33 million members in 40 countries that subscribe to their services<br />
for $7.99 US per month. Since Netflix is an on-demand Internet<br />
streaming media service and not a commercial TV network it rejects the<br />
commercial broadcasting TV models and does not rely on selling advertising<br />
space to source revenue. Therefore, it does not interrupt viewers with<br />
commercial breaks.<br />
However, in not airing the show at regular intervals, you miss out<br />
on the conversations that circulate around a show when everyone sees<br />
the same surprises, or endures the same cliffhangers. Finally, not everyone<br />
enjoys watching TV on their computers.<br />
Netflix positioning itself as an alternative to cable and satellite<br />
television that provides original content obviously isn’t great news for the<br />
U.S. and Canadian TV networks. We’re in an era where most of the great<br />
TV is on US cable channels such as ACM, HBO and Showtime, rather<br />
than the big commercial broadcast networks. Netflix doesn’t look to be a<br />
major game-changer just yet; but it does put more pressure on US cable<br />
channels to provide quality programs to keep subscribes subscribing.<br />
Selling House of Cards to the Australian market was a slow process,<br />
with insiders suggesting the original price was too high. The pay-TV platform<br />
will air the first three episodes of the political drama on its showcase<br />
broadcast channel on May 7 but also have the first full 13 episodes available<br />
for immediate download on its Foxtel Go and Foxtel On Demand services<br />
at the same time.<br />
To the delight of its devoted fans, Netflix’s has green lighted a<br />
second series of House of Cards.<br />
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SUBHEADING<br />
CLASSIC FILM REVIEW:<br />
ROAD TO PERDITION<br />
Duncan Wallace<br />
Directed by Sam Mendes<br />
Starring Tom Hanks, Paul Newman and Jude Law<br />
“Sons are put on this earth to trouble their fathers.”<br />
Road to Perdition zeroes in on one of the telling features of a classic<br />
gangster movie: the gangsters who know that their decisions are immoral<br />
and want a better life for those they care about. Their careers of violent<br />
persuasion have made their lives toxic and unsettling. These mobsters<br />
are weathered enough to recognise their moral shortcomings. Their<br />
final act is not a triumphant urge for conquest and domination: it is the<br />
longing for a salvation they know they will never deserve. These guys<br />
turn our notion of the suave, self-important gangster on its head, because<br />
what they really desire is a life beyond crimes and misdemeanours. They<br />
want to end the daily power struggles that have occupied them for too<br />
long, at too high a cost.<br />
Take, for instance, one of the final scenes of The Godfather. The<br />
near-death Vito Corleone laments the unanticipated rise of his son,<br />
Michael, in the family business. Too ashamed to look at Michael squarely<br />
in the eye, we see Vito’s devastated face focusing on something offscreen.<br />
He exhaustingly admits: “I never wanted this for you. I work my<br />
whole life – I don’t apologise – to take care of my family, and I refused to<br />
be a fool, dancing on the string held by all those big shots. I don’t apologise<br />
– that’s my life – but I thought that, that when it was your time, that<br />
you would be the one to hold the string. Senator Corleone. Governor<br />
Corleone. Or something.” This confessional assessment, and, with it,<br />
the complete conversion of Michael from a hesitant outsider to a cutthroat<br />
successor serve as the final tragedy of that great film. His<br />
own transformation is so unsettling that even Michael himself vows<br />
to assuage it by committing to make the family business “completely<br />
legitimate” within five years.<br />
It’s a similar desire for an impossibly graceful exit that consumes<br />
the main character in Road to Perdition, Michael Sullivan Snr. Like<br />
Vito Corleone – and, as we fully learn in The Godfather Part II, Michael<br />
Corleone too – Sullivan accepts his life as an occasional murderer and<br />
the trials and tribulations that go with it. Over the years, Sullivan has<br />
learned to rationalise his life with warm explanations for his cold conduct.<br />
The year is 1931, and the middle of the Great Depression sees him at<br />
the peak of his work for mobster John Rooney. Normally, he would carry<br />
about his business in a manner of precision and loyalty unmatched by<br />
Rooney’s other associates. His moving relationship with Rooney – who<br />
brought Sullivan into the fold by raising him, an orphan, as his own<br />
son – is communicated early in the film, and not through words. We see<br />
Sullivan (Tom Hanks) and Rooney (Paul Newman) sit semi-awkwardly<br />
on either end of a piano stool as they perform a restrained sonata at a<br />
wake. Their musical unison is imperfect, but beautiful. It is only when<br />
his family is shattered that Sullivan’s composure is overturned by a<br />
passionate intensity.<br />
The father-son relationship is the film’s defining vehicle for<br />
conveying both tragedy and promise. It is Sullivan’s older son, Michael<br />
Jnr, who sets the unfortunate series of events in motion, and it is<br />
Rooney’s son Connor (Daniel Craig) – a sickly volatile mobster who<br />
is painfully jealous of the paternal relationship between Rooney and<br />
Sullivan – who makes the consequences bloody and crushing. But all the<br />
players know that Michael Jnr is the only one who could really “make<br />
it to heaven”. He is their only hope of a life untarnished by the politics<br />
that has ruined them. This becomes the end game for Sullivan, securing<br />
Michael’s safe future away from the mess is his final assignment. The<br />
pressure on him from an associate of Al Capone, Frank Nitti (Stanley<br />
Tucci), who engages the devilish work of assassin-for-hire Harlen<br />
Maguire (Jude Law) to take them both out, makes the exit difficult to<br />
execute cleanly. It is this constant threat – this feeling of being chased or<br />
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“dancing on the string”, as Vito Corleone would say – that puts in sharp<br />
focus Sullivan’s rushed desperation, but also his saving love of Michael.<br />
These circumstances seem like the first time that Sullivan has<br />
taken control of his life. For the first half hour, we are taken slowly into<br />
his quiet and settled world, despite hints of its instability. We are shown<br />
a man who obeys orders, who is loyal. This is the difference between<br />
Road to Perdition and The Godfather that Chicago Sun-Times film critic<br />
Roger Ebert was at pains to emphasise: Sullivan doesn’t have the freewill<br />
of Vito or Michael Corleone. The harsh weather that is the setting<br />
of his life – gloomy days, constant rain, frosty snow – visually recreates<br />
an uncontrollable ebb and flow: decisions are made for Sullivan, not by<br />
him. But with his plan for a great escape, Michael comes to life – to his<br />
life, on his terms. The film’s first and only memorable comedic scene<br />
deliberately comes after this transformation – well into its second half –<br />
when Sullivan teaches Michael to drive in the beautifully-shot surrounds<br />
of Chicago. We finally get the spirit of adventure and accomplishment<br />
that we might expect from a gangster film – but it is premised on, and<br />
marred by, the moral conflicts and practical threats that continue to<br />
plague Sullivan’s life.<br />
This is a mesmerisingly visual film. It has decidedly less dialogue<br />
that Mendes’ earlier directorial effort, American Beauty, and it aims to<br />
tell a story foremost through pictures and music. The cinematography is<br />
first-rate: it makes Road to Perdition at the same time one of the bleakest and<br />
one of the most beautiful films I’ve ever seen. The dark smoky rooms,<br />
the top hats, the army of black umbrellas… these images are the small,<br />
assorted details that leave the biggest impact, that unwittingly stay with<br />
you the most. In this frame of mind, the final scene – Michael standing<br />
bare-foot on a white beach – is so stunningly bright that it requires some<br />
vision adjustment on the audience’s part.<br />
We eventually get a final shoot-out: Sullivan exacts the revenge<br />
he unwaveringly pursued against the people who destroyed his family.<br />
But, again, this classic feature of a gangster movie isn’t quite what we<br />
expect. We don’t see a mechanically brutal death like the mauling-down<br />
of Sonny by a squadron of mobsters in The Godfather, or Robert De Niro<br />
bashing a guy’s head in with a baseball bat in The Untouchables. Instead,<br />
we see the piercing light of a fired gun in the distance, and Sullivan’s<br />
troubled face as he chillingly fires at a mob – including a person he loves<br />
deeply. It is a stunning slow-motion sequence, delivered to the tune<br />
of soft piano chords and the sound of rainfall. The final, brief noise of<br />
machine-gun-fire – the only time we hear it in the entire film – is violent<br />
and shocking. We’re not accustomed to it, so we are not desensitised to<br />
its damage. Overall, though, there really isn’t that much violence for<br />
a gangster movie. There’s no cocky, swearing, self-indulgent dialogue;<br />
there’s no obsessive inferiority complex; there’s no desperate cry for family<br />
unity. Even between Sullivan and his soon-to-be-enemies, we watch<br />
only cautious, respectful discussion between professionals about making<br />
the right choices. Through minimalism and restraint, this film – a recent<br />
and refreshing addition to a wonderful genre – achieves unexpected<br />
emotional power.<br />
GOOD NIGHT,<br />
ROGER<br />
Ghian Tjandaputra<br />
I am devastated by the passing of Roger Ebert, one of my<br />
greatest influences. The world knows him best as a film<br />
critic, most notably for his contribution at the Chicago Sun-<br />
Times and for presenting At The Movies with Gene Siskel<br />
throughout 1990s. He was much more than a film critic<br />
though; he helped redefine the field.<br />
A movie is essentially a story. To review a movie is<br />
not merely to point out the good and the bad. If anything,<br />
what is judged as ‘good’ and ‘bad’ is entirely subjective.<br />
Attempting to approach it with the assumption that any<br />
form of absolute objectivity exists would be almost pointless.<br />
As with stories, what you take from a movie inevitably<br />
depends heavily on your own unique experiences.<br />
Ebert embraced this. He told the world what he saw<br />
from his quintessentially Ebert-esque prism – a prism that<br />
was shaped by an overwhelming love for movies. He helped<br />
movies find their audiences, and he helped audiences find<br />
their movies. The world embraces him so dearly because, in<br />
essence, his reviews are really about life. A movie is rarely<br />
the sum of its parts; it is an illusion that attempts to resolve<br />
(or distract oneself from) life’s unsolvable mysteries. Ebert<br />
tapped into that attempt better than anyone else.<br />
His continued resilience staring cancer right in the eye<br />
is an inspiration to many. Diagnosed with thyroid cancer in<br />
2002, he had lost his ability to speak, eat and drink since<br />
2006, but the final year of his life was his most prolific,<br />
having written 306 reviews.<br />
Upon passing, it has become clearer that a writer leaves<br />
behind a legacy unlike any other. If more people adhere to<br />
his life credo, the world will be a much better place:<br />
“’Kindness’ covers all of my political beliefs. No need to<br />
spell them out. I believe that if, at the end of it all, according<br />
to our abilities, we have done something to make others<br />
a little happier, and something to make ourselves a little<br />
happier, that is about the best we can do. To make others<br />
less happy is a crime. To make ourselves unhappy is where<br />
all crime starts. We must try to contribute joy to the world.<br />
That is true no matter what our problems, our health, our<br />
circumstances. We must try.”<br />
As he embarks on that celestial means of transportation<br />
towards the stars, I say to him: good night, Roger.<br />
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PERFORMING ARTS<br />
“THAT’S OUR HITLER!”:<br />
Hilarity and Heil-ing in Mel Brooks’ The Producers<br />
Julia Walker<br />
Images: lensartphotography.com.au<br />
This May, JYM theatre co. are set to perform<br />
Mel Brooks’ musical theatre extravaganza, The<br />
Producers the 2001 musical theatre production<br />
adapted from Brooks’ 1968 film of the same<br />
name. The Premise: Max Bialystock, a washedup<br />
old Broadway producer and Leo Bloom, an<br />
accountant with big dreams, figure out they<br />
can make more money with a flop than a hit.<br />
The vehicle: ‘Springtime for Hitler,’ a gay<br />
romp through Nazi Germany written by Franz<br />
Liebkind. I spoke to the tremendously talented<br />
Joel Lazar, set to don a swastika and a WWII<br />
helmet as Franz.<br />
Franz is, according to Joel, “your classic<br />
angry Nazi… nostalgic, romantic, maniacal,<br />
possibly a schizophrenic, possibly also<br />
bipolar… possibly on all those spectrums<br />
- simultaneously. He’s the man with the<br />
enormous foam hand with the pointing finger<br />
at the footy… but for Hitler. Basically, he<br />
thinks he’s the last man standing to let the<br />
world know who the true Adolf Hitler was.”<br />
Now, imagine if this man wrote a<br />
play, which was turned into a musical by a<br />
flamboyantly gay Broadway director and then<br />
staged by two Producers who want it to fail.<br />
Essentially, the Producers want it to be so<br />
offensive that the play closes after the first act.<br />
It can’t be done without at least a few swastikas<br />
and a bit of heil-ing.<br />
Whilst the offensiveness of the scene<br />
is all part of the joke, it’s not beyond the<br />
imagination that it might offend certain<br />
audience members, particularly given that JYM<br />
theatre co. is Australia’s only Jewish Musical<br />
Theatre company. Established by Shlom<br />
Eshel in 2002, the company aims to provide a<br />
creative outlet for the Jewish community and<br />
beyond. Some might view The Producers as a<br />
somewhat unexpected choice<br />
for JYM.<br />
“Anyone who knows<br />
the company shouldn’t be<br />
surprised. They’re fearless<br />
and put on productions<br />
that people will love. I<br />
suppose some people might<br />
come to the performance<br />
thinking ‘oh, a nice little<br />
Jewish company, they’ll do<br />
something like Fiddler on<br />
the Roof.’ And people keep<br />
asking Shlom, ‘Why don’t<br />
you do Fiddler? You should do<br />
Fiddler’. She responds, ‘Why<br />
the hell would anyone want<br />
to see that again!’”<br />
When looking at the list<br />
of past JYM co. productions,<br />
it becomes pretty obvious<br />
they don’t shy away from<br />
a challenge, or a bit of<br />
controversy. The more risqué<br />
shows in the list include:<br />
Avenue Q, featuring the song ‘Everyone’s a little<br />
bit racist’ and a bit of puppet sex on stage; Hair,<br />
with its infamous nude scene and depiction<br />
of illegal drugs; Sweet Charity, concerning<br />
the romantic ups-and-downs of an everhopeful<br />
prostitute; and Cabaret, set in a seedy<br />
underground club during the rise of the Nazi<br />
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PERFORMING ARTS<br />
party, with just a smattering of swastikas.<br />
But should crossing the Hitler-line be<br />
any different? Is portraying Hitler on stage,<br />
surrounded by tap-dancing storm troopers,<br />
going too far? It was for the audience of the<br />
1968 film. The first time the public met Brooks’<br />
creation it came under fierce criticism from<br />
the press and was a significant box office flop,<br />
called “amateurishly crude” (Pauline Kael, New<br />
York Times). Whilst it did win an Academy<br />
Award for Best Writing, Story and Screenplay<br />
and also garnered some glowing reviews,<br />
negative reviewers noted the bad taste of<br />
devising a comedy about two Jews who stage a<br />
Broadway show about Hitler, 23 years after the<br />
end of WWII. An appreciative cult audience<br />
kept the film in the popular consciousness until<br />
it was revived as a Tony award winning musical<br />
in 2001, culminating in the release of a slick,<br />
big-budget film version in 2005.<br />
In 33 years our response to pirouetting<br />
Nazis has changed dramatically, probably<br />
due in part to our proximity to the events<br />
themselves. From a distance, Nazism is<br />
easily ridiculed- because it was intrinsically<br />
ridiculous. On the other hand, it’s easy to<br />
imagine how an audience member who<br />
experienced persecution, or had close family<br />
members who did, would see crossing the<br />
Hitler-humour-line as out of the question.<br />
Joel’s grandmothers illustrate the point.<br />
His Sydney born grandmother will probably see<br />
the show, but his Romanian born grandmother<br />
absolutely will not. Her husband and father<br />
both spent time in labour camps during WWII.<br />
Joel’s Dad originally told him not to tell her he<br />
was in the play. Joel’s response: “Bullshit. I’ll<br />
tell my grandmother because she should know<br />
what I’m up to. I’ll explain the plot to her, but I<br />
know she won’t understand the theory, and she<br />
won’t come.”<br />
Joel acknowledges the humour might<br />
turn away a few audience members. “I think we<br />
might lose 5% of the old people and another<br />
5% of conservatives who will say ‘no’ to any<br />
humour of this nature… but you can’t sacrifice<br />
what you’re really out to do because of those<br />
people. If you’re pushing the edge of something,<br />
you can’t play to those audiences.”<br />
And if you don’t understand the theory,<br />
you don’t get the joke. Joel notes that no jokes<br />
in The Producers are actually made about the<br />
Holocaust- it’s all about the glitzy, extreme<br />
pomp of the Nazi party. Nazism is presented<br />
as plainly ridiculous, and those clinging to<br />
Nazism (Franz) are dangerously unstable. As<br />
Joel says, there’s nothing observational about<br />
the humour- it’s all about the ridiculous.<br />
“Addressing Nazism through regular avenues<br />
like dialogue or would be to give it too much<br />
credit; it would put it on equal footing with<br />
other reasonable, acceptable views: which it is<br />
not.<br />
“From a distance, Nazism is<br />
easily ridiculed- because it was<br />
intrinsically ridiculous. On the<br />
other hand, it’s easy to imagine<br />
how an audience member who<br />
experiencwed persecution, or<br />
had close family members who<br />
did, would see crossing the<br />
Hitler-humour-line as out of the<br />
question.”<br />
Humour, on the other hand, transcends regular<br />
communication and is perfect at pointing out<br />
the absurd.” Essentially, even wry, Seinfeld-esk<br />
humour would be giving it too much credit.<br />
Despite his belief in the power of humour,<br />
Joel acknowledges that even when you’re<br />
putting on an offensive play, you have to keep<br />
asking yourselves “are there certain offences<br />
we shouldn’t make?” For instance, during the<br />
‘Springtime for Hitler’ number, three cast<br />
members originally stood facing the audience,<br />
downstage centre and in turn said ‘Heil Hitler’<br />
while they raised heiled out to the audience.<br />
After seeing the scene run a couple of times,<br />
the production team decided that whilst<br />
tap-dancing storm troopers saluting away<br />
from the audience was one thing, directing<br />
it so confrontationally at the audience was<br />
unnecessary. Joel describes seeing this part of<br />
the number rehearsed and having a “visceral<br />
reaction to it,” knowing that this was crossing<br />
the line.<br />
Of course, everyone’s ‘line’ is in a slightly<br />
different place. Whilst it’s unlikely to find<br />
someone who doesn’t know what’s coming in<br />
the second act, I’m going to throw in a Harry-<br />
Potter inspired metaphor to convince you that<br />
all this Hitler humour has a point: if you laugh<br />
at the Boggart when it takes the shape you<br />
most fear, it’ll disappear. No one wants to be a<br />
neo-Nazi when Nazism’s a standing joke.<br />
So come along this May and see what you<br />
think of a singing, dancing, Hitler. Not that<br />
the entire show is one long Hitler Joke. There<br />
are other scenes, too (I should know. I’m in<br />
the show…Yes! You’ve caught me, blatant selfpromotion<br />
right here. But doesn’t that just put<br />
me in the best position to know how good it’s<br />
going to be?). And they’re damn funny!! Heilarious!!<br />
Nazi-shabby!! Swas-ticklingly good!!<br />
Have I crossed your line?<br />
The Producers will be playing at Phoenix<br />
Theatre, 101 Glenhuntly Rd, Elwood from<br />
the 11th to the 25th of May. Tickets can be<br />
purchased online from JYM’s website, www.<br />
jymtheatre.com.<br />
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SUBHEADING<br />
Eliza Gale<br />
Monash Uni Student Theatre (MUST) are proud to announce a new<br />
festival, taking place on Monash Clayton campus between the 2nd - 20th<br />
August: The Container Festival.<br />
Incorporating a festival Hub, shipping containers around campus,<br />
‘miniMUST’ and other inventive spaces filled with music, games, dance,<br />
acting, circus, burlesque, interactive performances and exhibitions, The<br />
Container Festival is an exciting new enterprise of Monash Uni Student<br />
Theatre.<br />
As well as daytime and night-time performances, the Hub will include<br />
a licensed bar, delicious food and plenty of chill-out space. There are lots of<br />
ways to be a part of the festival: as a creator, volunteer, audience member or<br />
all three!<br />
Submissions are currently open for student-created work and we’re<br />
encouraging expressions of interest as soon as possible. Applications close<br />
May 1st.<br />
We want to program a wide variety of art from many artistic disciplines,<br />
including work that could be as diverse as: an interactive character<br />
tour, projection art/films, cooking segments, artistic speed dating, craft<br />
sessions… surprise us!<br />
The festival is only as creative as you make it.<br />
More information on The Container Festival and an artists’ application<br />
form can be found on the MUST section of the MSA website.<br />
There are a variety of ticketing options available, as well as sponsorship<br />
opportunities.<br />
Applications for volunteers and various crew members will be opening<br />
shortly. If you have further questions, feel free to contact festival cocurator<br />
Ana Ryan on anastasiaryan90@gmail.com.<br />
COMING UP IN THE MUST<br />
SEASON...<br />
MUSTBOP - MUST B-Grade Film Overdubbing Project - May 1<br />
Take a B-grade film, remove the sound, add a live mix of cheeky new<br />
dialogue, music and sound effects – and enjoy the spoofing! And why<br />
not make the first one a spaghetti western? Created by James Jackson.<br />
PRONTO - April 22-27<br />
Performed Readings Of New Theatrical Offerings. Original new<br />
student-written plays take to the stage in a series of reheared readings<br />
followed by discussions with the audience, creatives and the<br />
playwright.<br />
Curated by Ella Motteram.<br />
In the Fires, We Weep - May 2-11<br />
A Contemporary Dance Work based on Dante Alighieri’s The Divine<br />
Comedy, inspired by the first of the three books: Inferno.<br />
A cast of demon-like creatures are banished into the nine circles of<br />
hell. Created by James McGuire.<br />
Nora and Hedda- May 16-25<br />
A dynamic adaptation of two of Ibsen’s most famous works, A Doll’s<br />
House and Hedda Gabler. In which a fascinating range of characters,<br />
including two of the most talked about women of all time, struggle<br />
with how to live, how to be, who to be and what role to play.<br />
Adapted and directed by MUST Artistic Director Yvonne Virsik.<br />
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A NEWBIES<br />
GUIDE TO<br />
SELF - PUBLISHING<br />
Thomas Wilson<br />
When can you consider yourself a writer? Some say it’s if you write every<br />
day, whether a journal entry or a poem. Some give themselves the title<br />
even if all they do is sit around and dream. But most would agree that<br />
if you get published, if you get a book on the shelves, then you can<br />
officially call yourself a writer.<br />
The problem is that it is increasingly difficult to do that. Like pretty<br />
much the rest of the population, you feel like you have a book in you,<br />
but the big boys aren’t interested. They’re more preoccupied with cutting<br />
staff from all departments, collating a run of useless imprints and giving<br />
Amazon the finger when Jess Bezos turns his back. The only books that<br />
sell are 80-year-old authors of popular fiction and celebrity chef photo<br />
shoots, at least until the former die (soon), and in the case of the latter,<br />
the world erupts in food riots (soon). What’s a budding young writer<br />
with a nifty idea and a fresh voice to do?<br />
Simple. Self-publish.<br />
1. Write the damn thing<br />
In the past, self-publishing was relegated to a ‘vanity project’, only<br />
viable for the already-rich who wanted a book to add to their accolades.<br />
Fortunes have shifted, and now self-publishing is more accessible for<br />
those with any type of story ready to go. That said, you should avoid<br />
some key genres: erotica, supernatural and especially supernatural<br />
erotica. If you describe your novel as “an Agatha Christie crime mystery,<br />
with influences from Twilight and Indiana Jones,” then maybe post it<br />
on your blog. Or better yet, not at all. Knowing the market has always<br />
been a guessing game, but some things will never attract an audience<br />
(excluding your mum).<br />
source a designer to make a stand-out book cover—visuals sell. It’s<br />
unlikely you’ll have the skills – as a low-level banker or housewife – to<br />
bang together a decent-looking (let alone readable) book. After the nitty<br />
gritty is done your confidence will be up, your savings down, and your<br />
dreams that much closer to reality.<br />
3. Books, books everywhere, but not a bit to read<br />
These days we’re simply drowning in literature (though I use that noun<br />
loosely). Not only are official gatekeepers of the written word pumping<br />
out pages at unprecedented rates, but the ease with which an individual<br />
can sell their story is increasing constantly. There’s a hundred online<br />
companies, including Authonomy and Author Solutions, offering selfpublishing<br />
services, from editing to distribution. If you’re tight on cash<br />
and want to go digital, there is Smashwords, Wattpad and even Amazon.<br />
With a few simple clicks your baby can be out there on the interwebs<br />
waiting for poor, misguided browsers to accidentally hit the ‘1-click’ buy<br />
button. Congratulations, you’ve made it.<br />
4. Shill, shill until you can’t feel no more<br />
Hang on a second, back up. There’s still the marketing to do. Just<br />
because your book is out there for all to see doesn’t mean that it will<br />
be seen by all. Have you thought about your metadata? Do you have<br />
a Twitter, Facebook, Pinterest, Branch and, hell, a Myspace account?<br />
Do you know what Vine is, and would you consider using it for a book<br />
trailer? If you thought writing a book was hard, wait until you have to<br />
constantly update your blog with mundane anecdotes about your cat.<br />
And no, a book tour isn’t viable for a self-published author.<br />
2. Polish makes published<br />
Your manuscript is deemed acceptable by your writing group—now<br />
what? I hate to break it to you, but it’s still awful. Now you need to hire<br />
an editor (and no, not your English teacher Aunt). It doesn’t matter<br />
how many times you read it, there will always be a way to improve the<br />
writing, and the best person to help you do so is the professional who<br />
hasn’t read it yet and charges a hefty fee. While you’re at it, you should<br />
That’s all you need to worry about if you’re thinking of going the selfpublishing<br />
route. With a little bit of investment, a lot of time and a<br />
metric shit ton of luck, you may end up being the next E.L. James or<br />
Hugh Howey. But it’s more than likely that that won’t happen.<br />
Suddenly, the slush pile doesn’t look so bad.<br />
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CREATIVE SPACE<br />
PHOTOS I N FOCUS<br />
edward xu<br />
I am Edward Keyang Xu, a third<br />
year student majoring in Finance.<br />
I am very happy to share my<br />
works with Lot’s <strong>Wife</strong>. As you<br />
see, every picture on this page is<br />
formed of two photos stitched<br />
together. They are all about the<br />
cities where I have travelled or<br />
lived.<br />
Despite of their remarkable<br />
geographic distances and<br />
confusing reversal seasons or<br />
time differences, those cities<br />
are connected, not only by the<br />
enhanced international trade<br />
relationship or fluctuating<br />
global financial market but<br />
by the people who are actually<br />
being there. The pros and<br />
cons of globalization could be<br />
controversial, but the connection<br />
which makes our world more<br />
dynamic is real. Nothing is more<br />
important than that.<br />
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CREATIVE SPACE<br />
david nowak<br />
I got lost one day. I found myself<br />
travelling Japan, China, Thailand.<br />
Places that I took my camera,<br />
Odysseus, with me. My work<br />
doesn’t attempt to recreate the<br />
reality of the places I saw, but<br />
the emotion connected to those<br />
places; they end up in full colour<br />
and depth trying to express that<br />
intangible something. I don’t<br />
suppose I can ever fully contain<br />
that within a photo, but I will<br />
continue treating my photos as<br />
art pieces, rather than a dedicated<br />
craft, that symbolise what I got<br />
lost in. Even now, while I study my<br />
Masters in Publishing and Editing,<br />
I’m avoiding my hometown,<br />
Adelaide.<br />
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SUBHEADING<br />
CREATIVE WRITING<br />
Communication Error<br />
Anonymous<br />
Coastguard’s Cottage<br />
Ben Glover<br />
48<br />
exasperation<br />
long-windedness<br />
trying to say what you really mean,<br />
but only when pressed.<br />
otherwise,<br />
you’ll say nothing at all.<br />
seeking questions,<br />
seeking more information,<br />
why, as though you cannot trust your intuition –<br />
as though you cannot trust me to be<br />
how I have always been.<br />
how you have always known me to be.<br />
a chessboard of words.<br />
twisting and stabbing<br />
and all the while the pieces falling are<br />
not the scales from our eyes, but<br />
my own flaking emotions,<br />
my restraint,<br />
the cage holding back darkness, anger,<br />
everything we are trying to suppress.<br />
everything holding us down.<br />
worse than anything else,<br />
we perpetuate this communication error.<br />
our conversations<br />
always convoluted,<br />
always hurting,<br />
to my own reluctant surprise.<br />
is everyone afraid, like us?<br />
is it just a disguise?<br />
but no, so much more –<br />
a blade, a smokescreen, a torture device –<br />
a way to protect ourselves –<br />
floundering through our shame.<br />
but if we swore to only use<br />
words for good?<br />
no, even that would be reversed,<br />
all justified in your flexible brain,<br />
and probably in mine<br />
(always overwhelmed by emotion)<br />
I woke to your breath again this morning.<br />
It had been sitting on my shoulder for hours<br />
with honey gold eyes which glowed<br />
like two bronze medallions in the early dawn<br />
wavering slightly as the moon does when the tide comes in<br />
and as night’s flame breathes its last when the wax melts away –<br />
Naturally<br />
I’m waiting for you to come and get that.<br />
In the meantime I lay alone<br />
and just stared at that glorious painting.<br />
The same painting I let my dreams take sail in,<br />
the night you asked me to lie beside you.<br />
The Coastguard’s Cottage at Pourville<br />
It’s funny how colours change with the natural course of time,<br />
how my sanity revolves in clockwise motion on the tip of a second hand –<br />
one that wasn’t mine, yours rested on my chest for quite some time<br />
with hues steadily lightening to match the daylight streaming through the<br />
window<br />
of your eyes<br />
overturning how I perceived just about everything I ever once did.<br />
And my boat’s there, but it’s in the far horizon.<br />
Most times even I can’t see it, but I like to imagine that despite daily chaos it<br />
floats there.<br />
Maybe it just depends on the lighting, or the time of day.<br />
But she slips away each morning<br />
licking her paws and jumping off the bed<br />
her tail slinking past the door frame as she leaves the room.<br />
And the memory of her honey gold eyes<br />
engrained and bright in my memory<br />
and his breath<br />
is as easy as the morning sun<br />
peeking over the horizon.<br />
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SUBHEADING<br />
LITERARY NOTES<br />
Thomas Wilson<br />
Writing Wisdom: Kurt Vonnegut<br />
1. Use the time of a total stranger in such a way that he or she will not<br />
feel the time was wasted.<br />
2. Give the reader at least one character he or she can root for.<br />
3. Every character should want something, even if it is only a glass of<br />
water.<br />
4. Every sentence must do one of two things — reveal character or<br />
advance the action.<br />
5. Start as close to the end as possible.<br />
6. Be a Sadist. No matter how sweet and innocent your leading characters,<br />
make awful things happen to them-in order that the reader may see<br />
what<br />
they are made of.<br />
7. Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to<br />
the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia.<br />
8. Give your readers as much information as possible as soon as possible.<br />
To hell with suspense. Readers should have such complete understanding<br />
of what is going on, where and why, that they could finish the<br />
story themselves, should cockroaches eat the last few pages.<br />
Publishing News and Blues<br />
•Macmillian to halt distribution: As yet another sign of declining book<br />
sales, Macmillan Australia will cease its own distribution services by<br />
April 2014, outsourcing all needs to another company. This will affect<br />
Macmillan imprints and other companies that use Macmillan Distribution<br />
Services.<br />
•Goodbye Bookish: Sales via Booki.sh, an ebook selling website used<br />
by Melbourne retailers such as Readings and Books for Cooks, will cease<br />
services on June 30. This unfortunate news comes after the merger with<br />
Overdrive, but readers who have bought through the service will still<br />
have access to their books,<br />
•Amazon buys Goodreads: It was inevitable that the ever-growing<br />
Goodreads would be bought, but the real surprise is that publishers let<br />
Amazon, already the gorilla in the room, envelop the independent website<br />
for book lovers into its conglomerate. The question now is (like with<br />
Google reader): What are the alternatives?<br />
Refining Reads<br />
On the Art of Reading: A printing of 12 lectures given by Sir Arthur<br />
Quiller-Couch in the early 1900s, it is a follow up to his On the Art of<br />
Writing. But before writing comes reading (as I’m sure all you budding authors<br />
are aware), and this gives various guides, such as reading the Bible,<br />
the use of Masterpieces and, for all us students, reading for examinations.<br />
It’s available as a free ebook (Google it).<br />
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CULTURE<br />
THE CHIPS ARE<br />
DOWN:<br />
How betting is becoming ingrained in sporting culture.<br />
Christopher Pase<br />
You can no longer turn on the television to<br />
watch sport without being bombarded by ads<br />
for betting companies. Before the game odds,<br />
live updates on how the odds are changing<br />
and ridiculous betting options no one cares<br />
about are pasted all over the screen. Almost<br />
all major sports are being infiltrated by betting<br />
agencies. I counted 12 separate ads in half an<br />
hour of an AFL broadcast, without including<br />
the billboards surrounding the ground that<br />
are always in the background of the action.<br />
Even SBS, the channel known for being less<br />
commercialized, feels it necessary to post odds<br />
and telephone numbers to bet with a credit<br />
card before the soccer begins. But this issue<br />
is deeper than just an annoying interruption<br />
during sport, it sets a dangerous precedent<br />
where betting becomes an ingrained part of our<br />
culture and a dangerous trap for young people.<br />
Tom Waterhouse is perhaps the worst<br />
offender with his faux-artistic black and white<br />
ads which are featured multiple times each<br />
ad break. Taking betting advertising to the<br />
next level, Waterhouse bought his way into<br />
the Channel 9 commentary team, at least for<br />
rugby league in NSW – a multi-million dollar<br />
deal over 5 years. This didn’t go unnoticed;<br />
a parliamentary hearing in March led to him<br />
being banned from appearing next to the<br />
Channel 9 commentary team and also ruled<br />
that he must be identified as a bookmaker<br />
rather than a Channel 9 personality. While<br />
Waterhouse has tried to signal his good<br />
intentions by helping fund the investigation<br />
into drug use in Australian sport, his real<br />
intent was made clear with the statement<br />
“I’m offering odds of $1.85 that everything<br />
will turn out all right in the end. And as a<br />
special offer this weekend, bet with me and,<br />
if your team is beaten by a favourite found to<br />
be on performance-enhancing drugs, I’ll give<br />
you your money back up to the value of $25.”<br />
Waterhouse doesn’t miss a trick and will use<br />
any chance to lighten the pockets of punters or<br />
draw a new victim into his clutches.<br />
“With iPhone apps and online<br />
betting accounts becoming<br />
commonplace, there appears to<br />
be no escape from the presence<br />
of betting agencies. One wonders<br />
how much further they can<br />
infiltrate our culture.”<br />
To watch American basketball live,<br />
I’ve had to create my own online Sportsbet<br />
account. I paid $20, the minimum deposit<br />
allowed, but withdrew down to $1 to ensure I<br />
can still view games. The website is covered in<br />
ridiculous first time bet offers designed to snare<br />
people and their credit card details into the<br />
system: 2 bets for the price of one, $50 for referring<br />
a friend and money back if you sign up to<br />
bet on certain teams. They can try their hardest<br />
to tempt my $1 away from me, but the constant<br />
pressure highlights the dangers associated with<br />
gambling; the bookies will do anything to draw<br />
you in and keep you spending money.<br />
With iPhone apps and online betting<br />
accounts becoming commonplace, there<br />
appears to be no escape from the presence<br />
of betting agencies. One wonders how much<br />
further they can infiltrate our culture. There<br />
are already options to bet on the location of<br />
Melbourne’s third airport, Nobel Prize winners,<br />
the name of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s<br />
baby and Julia Gillard’s chances of retaining<br />
her job as PM. How long will it be before<br />
Peter Hitchener no longer quotes a Nielson<br />
2-party preferred poll but crosses to a Sportsbet<br />
correspondent for the latest prices on the<br />
upcoming election?<br />
In the United States, they have banned<br />
all betting advertising during broadcasting<br />
of NFL games to prevent the blurring of<br />
the line between sports and betting. There<br />
are associated problems with illegal betting<br />
as a result, but why can’t the Australian<br />
government follow the lead of the US and ban<br />
betting ads during live sports? After all, we<br />
seem to follow the US blindly on everything<br />
else they do.<br />
In May, The Senate Committee on<br />
Gambling Reform is presenting their guidelines<br />
for promotions of gambling in sport. We can<br />
only hope they help prevent gambling from<br />
becoming an ingrained part of our culture,<br />
rid us of repetitive betting ads and Tom<br />
Waterhouse’s smarmy face from our TV screens.<br />
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LOT’S WIFE EDITION 2 • <strong>2013</strong>
FROM UNEMPLOYED<br />
STUDENTS TO<br />
ENTREPRENEURS:<br />
The development of Cricketcoach app<br />
Cricketcoach have developed three interactive<br />
smartphone apps (Batting, Bowling and<br />
Fielding/WKT). These apps are packed with<br />
detailed coaching points, HD videos, analysed<br />
pictures, common faults, fun drills and comparison<br />
sections. The apps are removing the boundaries<br />
of cricket coaching and allowing anyone to<br />
become the coach. You can download the<br />
apps from iTunes, or from the Google Play and<br />
Blackberry app stores.<br />
After graduating with good grades from<br />
various universities, the four future employees<br />
of Cricketcoach were finding it very difficult to<br />
gain employment in the economic downturn.<br />
They had always had a dream to work as<br />
entrepreneurs, but desperately needed a spark<br />
to make the dream reality. That spark came<br />
from the founder of Cricketcoach, Joe Eaton.<br />
Joe, like myself and employee Matt Sanderson,<br />
was playing cricket professionally in Victoria at<br />
the time. Appointed as a head coach of a local<br />
team, Joe was in the middle of a one-to-one<br />
coaching session when he realised he needed<br />
to check his old out-dated manual about a<br />
coaching tip. However, he had left the manual<br />
in England. Joe realised how much easier<br />
it would be to have a manual you could take<br />
anywhere and use anytime, and this is how the<br />
idea of having professional coaching application<br />
for smartphones came about.<br />
The old methods of coaching via a manual<br />
are boring and uninteresting, not only to<br />
current cricketers but to children and adults<br />
wanting to begin playing the game. Cricketcoach<br />
made the apps interactive and easy to<br />
use, aiming to make practice and coaching<br />
a lot more fun for budding cricketers. It was<br />
decided even before the development process<br />
that Cricketcoach wanted to make the apps<br />
as cheap as possible for the public, as the cost<br />
of one-to-one coaching is ridiculous and they<br />
wanted to give everyone in the world access to<br />
professional coaching.<br />
The apps took roughly a year to build.<br />
During this year Joe, Matt, a professional<br />
coach – Rob Hodson Walker – and I remained<br />
conveniently unemployed, which enabled us to<br />
collectively write, film and develop the apps.<br />
We Cricketcoach lads believed in the apps,<br />
and given the lack of job prospects at the time,<br />
we were willing to invest time and money in<br />
the idea because we knew it would be worth it<br />
in the long run.<br />
Building the awareness of the initial app<br />
was a tricky thing to do, as we didn’t want<br />
potential competitors gaining knowledge of<br />
the product whilst it was still in development.<br />
These companies had a bigger budget and<br />
more credibility to market their own apps, so<br />
the concept was best kept quiet. Once the<br />
apps had been fully developed, Cricketcoach<br />
then started to raise awareness of the product.<br />
Competitors would find it very hard to better<br />
the detail in the apps, let alone to better the<br />
price, and were running out of time to raise the<br />
money to develop them.<br />
As unemployed graduates ourselves, the<br />
developers of the Cricketcoach app are very<br />
keen to give other struggling students the opportunity<br />
to review it. Cricketcoach conducted<br />
a long email campaign, contacting every club<br />
within the UK and every national board, not<br />
only informing them of the apps but also asking<br />
for feedback with which to improve the<br />
product.<br />
The feedback on the apps has been amazing.<br />
We’ve received reviews from newspapers,<br />
magazines, bloggers, cricket players and coaches,<br />
professionals and ex-professionals – all of<br />
which has been very positive, with many people<br />
astonished by the level of detail available<br />
for such a low price. The apps have removed<br />
the boundaries from cricket coaching, bringing<br />
it up to date and making coaching interactive<br />
and fun. Players, children, adults, parents,<br />
grandparents, teachers and countless others<br />
can now all access professional coaching anytime<br />
and anywhere, and either coach themselves<br />
or become a coach for others.<br />
The apps have been downloaded in 28<br />
countries all around the world, ranging from<br />
India, Australia and England to Panama, Switzerland<br />
and Israel. Cricketcoach is helping to<br />
increase participation in cricket around the<br />
world and aiding the spread of our beautiful<br />
game. We are currently working with county<br />
boards in England to further improve the apps<br />
and create others. Afterward, we have our<br />
sights set on expanding our business to India<br />
and Australia.<br />
It is amazing how one unemployed graduate’s<br />
dream, with the help of three dedicated<br />
friends, can become a reality. We would definitely<br />
recommend any graduates struggling to<br />
get a job to follow any dream they may have.<br />
With the commitment and skill to back it, it is<br />
worth taking the risk.<br />
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THE STREET<br />
CULTURE<br />
ART OF<br />
SLINKACHU:<br />
Little people in a big world<br />
Hannah Gordon<br />
In our race to get through this life, we run like horses with blinkers, our<br />
resolute gaze failing to stray from the path in front of us. But if we avert<br />
our eyes and slow to a jog, the darkened street corners can be a welcome<br />
respite from the rush.<br />
London based artist Slinkachu works with the miniature world.<br />
Many of his art installations are only thumbnails high; only those walking<br />
slow enough are able to spot them. The scenes are often comical: a<br />
man whose car has been crushed by a giant lollipop or a resigned superhero<br />
sitting in a beer can. But there is likewise a melancholy undertone.<br />
Slinkachu’s installations explore the sadness of everyday life and the<br />
anguish of becoming old and mediocre. His tiny, overweight, balding<br />
superhero is now a redundant beer drinker.<br />
But this is just my way of interpreting his work. I contacted Slinkachu<br />
to find out what context he brings to his work; whether he creates<br />
them merely for fun or if they have reflexive or satirical intent.<br />
Slinkachu says:<br />
My work plays with metaphor and analogies – there is an obvious<br />
‘fantasy’ element to the work but really all the images are commenting<br />
on real life and real situations. I try and explore the different types of<br />
feeling that living in a big city can create – those of being lost, alone,<br />
dwarfed by the environment or threatened by others. I use a lot of humour<br />
as well though, as there is often something inherently absurd about<br />
the dramas and problems of city living. I think that humour can be really<br />
useful in putting across ideas. Hopefully my work has different levels – on<br />
the surface it is often humorous but underneath that there are darker<br />
themes for people to explore.<br />
The superhero series was all about growing old. We overlook older<br />
people in society despite what great things they may have done in the<br />
past, and I wanted to explore that. I think some of it was about my<br />
personal feelings about growing up too, about hidden hopes and dreams<br />
and whether or not these things play out in life.<br />
Slinkachu has published two collections of his work: Global Model<br />
Village and Little People in the City. He challenges viewers to find the<br />
deeper meaning in his work, however the installations are also designed<br />
for enjoyment on a purely aesthetic level.<br />
In a world plagued with disease, global warming and inequality, it is<br />
easy to adopt a pessimistic attitude towards life. By contrast, something<br />
I find refreshing about Slinkachu’s work is his ability to similarly feature<br />
moments that make life exciting and sublime – finding a giant ‘sea-monster’<br />
shoelace in Fantastic Voyage, or playing on a slide in Wet ‘n’ Wild.<br />
Although it is tempting to live life following the illuminated path,<br />
the shadows also hold gems of wisdom if we’d only stop and look.<br />
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LOVE ADVICE WITH...<br />
KARL MARX<br />
- The advice column with class -<br />
Dear Karl,<br />
It’s my gf’s birthday coming up this week – and I still haven’t decided<br />
what to buy her! I was thinking something cool like a record player or a<br />
typewriter with type-set paper, because she digs retro stuff like that. But<br />
I just don’t know for sure and I want her to like whatever I get so bad!<br />
Help me, Marx.<br />
–Steve<br />
Dear Comrade,<br />
You have fallen victim to the trap of what I identified in Das Kapital<br />
as ‘commodity fetishism.’ This is nothing to do with the bizarre sexual<br />
fetishes petty bourgeois waste their time with today, but instead concerns<br />
the idea of fetish in the more traditional sense. A fetish is an otherwise<br />
meaningless object that stands in for something else deeper and more<br />
meaningful. But remember: no object/fetish can ever fully represent<br />
what you intend it to. You have been looking for a commodity that<br />
represents your deeper feelings for your girlfriend, but can you not see<br />
that whatever you buy could never be quite adequate? Capitalism does<br />
not care, because whatever you purchase, the mere act of buying serves<br />
the circulation of commodities and capitalism, while also funnelling your<br />
money up to the big business marketing such things. What’s wrong with<br />
taking her to the park for a picnic or writing her a poem? That’s what we<br />
did in my day.<br />
–Karl Marx<br />
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CULTURE<br />
BIOSHOCK: INFINITE<br />
Developer: Irrational Games<br />
Released: March 26, <strong>2013</strong><br />
Platforms: PC, Xbox 360, PlayStation 3<br />
Thomas Wilson<br />
First, a disclaimer: I haven’t finished Bioshock: Infinite. But that’s not a<br />
problem since it very quickly raises some issues worth talking about. I’m<br />
not that fussed if I never see the end – I don’t play games for the story and<br />
window-dressing, and fundamentally that’s all the team behind Infinite<br />
is concerned about. It builds to a narrative ending and forgets about the<br />
stuff in between.<br />
The problems don’t lie in the gorgeously hollow (sometimes literally)<br />
visuals of Columbia; a floating, flying city in the sky, where a madman<br />
called Comstock reigns and where you, the player, must guide Booker<br />
Dewitt, the protagonist, down narrow streets toward a very personal goal.<br />
The problems aren’t found in the racial appropriation that litters<br />
the set pieces with overblown caricatures; the writers handle theme<br />
upon meaningful theme with neither depth nor finesse, merely providing<br />
passing images that the player is meant to ponder through their bloodsoaked<br />
screen.<br />
And the problems certainly don’t lie in the heavy-handed<br />
emotional engineering that the designers are swinging for; Half-Life 2 had<br />
a much more personable and empathetic female AI sidekick ten years ago<br />
– the amount of drooling over Elizabeth in Infinite is frightening.<br />
No, the problems lie in the gameplay, or lack thereof. Combat has<br />
never been a strong point of ‘Shock’ games (System Shock 1 and 2, and<br />
Bioshock 1 and 2). But the mechanics have become so diluted in this<br />
iteration that it actually gets in the way of the grand narrative. I fear that<br />
this is an insidious ploy by Ken Levine, lead writer and creative director<br />
of Infinite, and others – to make games entirely interactive films: good<br />
riddance to play.<br />
Let’s look at a quote from an earlier, more free-thinking Levine:<br />
“It’s quite different to, say, adventure games, which were the antiemergent<br />
games. I never liked those, because you knew exactly what<br />
was going to happen. They were predictable, and I don’t mean that in a<br />
pejorative sense. I mean literally predictable.”<br />
How the mighty fall. Infinite is infinitely predictable. Not plot wise<br />
– the mashed-together gobbledygook about inequality, religious bigotry,<br />
idealism, idol-ism, debt, racism, war, regret, multiple timelines and<br />
quantum physics is barely discernible, let alone predictable. It is the game<br />
and gun play that are easily understood, leading to fire-fights that end up<br />
repetitive far too quickly.<br />
Like in the previous Bioshocks, players have access to plasmid<br />
‘vigors’: genetic power-ups that complement the shooting. These are<br />
a signature of the series, and yet feel totally generic, almost all having<br />
the same effect (a crowd-control or a direct damage ability). The most<br />
interesting would be Undertow, which flings enemies toward you, or off<br />
edges. Aside from that it’s almost a matter of deciding whether you like<br />
killing people with electricity, fire or crows. For something that could add<br />
spice to combat, it’s utterly mundane.<br />
The other side of combat is, like with any FPS, the guns. And wow,<br />
what a selection! In fact, the game gives you two of every type (two<br />
shotguns, two rocket launchers, etc.)! This might be amaze-balls awesome<br />
if not for two things – you can only carry two guns at a time, and more<br />
guns mean more upgrades. These play off each other, as you can, for<br />
example, upgrade your favourite weapon only to discard it when out of<br />
ammunition/the situation calls for it, and then have to wait until you<br />
find it lying around again. You need to spend a ton of credits to upgrade<br />
most weapons, and the vigors also cost a hefty sum for an upgrade. It’s not<br />
about choice so much as saving.<br />
The worst part is that it doesn’t matter. All the guns are as<br />
insignificant and unmemorable as each other, the bullets slapping the<br />
bad guys until that little red bar is empty. Mini-bosses offer none of<br />
the thrills of the Big Daddys from Bioshock, merely needing a few extra<br />
rounds. You’re given a massive arsenal to fight psychotic hoards, but<br />
there is no feeling behind it, no fear or trepidation. Gone is inventory<br />
or health management – when you’re low you have two options: Run<br />
around madly pressing the ‘use’ button to gather health/ammo, or wait<br />
until the invincible Elizabeth throws you a randomly generated package.<br />
More guns, more powers, more bonuses, more upgrades, ‘more’ options—<br />
Infinite is a game of multiple kitchen sinks slammed together, but none of<br />
them produce clean, drinkable water.<br />
This could have worked as a big fuck-off CGI movie, and it would<br />
have had none of the hilarious gaffs and errors that game code inevitably<br />
brings. While I could go on—and there are many more fallacies to<br />
criticise—my word count dwindles alongside my patience. I’ll leave you<br />
with another Levine quote about scenes and story-telling: “You want to<br />
enter it as late as possible, so you are not spending time on nonsense. You<br />
want to get out as quickly as possible.”<br />
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RENAISSANCE MAN IN A GAMER’S<br />
WORLD<br />
Jake Spicer<br />
With any media comes a multitude of choices. What should I watch?<br />
Play? Read? And how long should I spend doing it? I personally find<br />
video games with elaborate, thematic narratives more compelling - but<br />
these necessitate more time, requiring me to be more selective.<br />
It’s hard keeping up with new video game releases. An expensive<br />
hobby in both money, and time. As far as media goes, video games take<br />
a serious time investment. A movie requires 2 hours, an album perhaps<br />
45 minutes. A lot of role playing games (RPGs) demand dozens of hours,<br />
whereas skill-based games aren’t even necessarily consumption oriented –<br />
you can spend thousands of hours and still find areas for improvement. If<br />
we want to keep up to date with the hype, or become very good at a game,<br />
we need to invest a serious amount of time.<br />
This brings up a concept that I like to call breadth vs depth. It’s an<br />
issue that has come up for me repeatedly. When I was younger I would<br />
listen to album after album after album. Through this process I listened to<br />
a buttload of music, and my breadth of music knowledge increased dramatically.<br />
However, with this process of mass consumption, I completely<br />
ignored the depth of each individual album. I would occasionally read<br />
along with the lyrics of some songs, but I didn’t invest myself into those<br />
albums.<br />
When it comes to books, I’m on the other end of the spectrum. As<br />
a slow reader, I spend a lot of time with a book. Larger books often take<br />
months. Conversely, with more depth and time spent, comes less breadth<br />
of books read.<br />
To become an expert in something, or to really understand an art<br />
you need to spend a lot of time with it. The musician who doesn’t listen<br />
to much music, or the director who doesn’t watch many movies will<br />
never excel. The Martin Scorcesees, Dave Grohls, and scientists like<br />
Oliver Sacks, must invest time into their craft. You need to devour your<br />
medium to fully understand it.<br />
This can make choosing games difficult. I’ve given up trying to<br />
keep up to date with big blockbuster games. So many RPGs require you<br />
to delve into their universes. Recently, I’ve been playing the original<br />
Bioshock again, in anticipation of the day I’ll have enough money to buy<br />
the recently released Bioshock: Infinite. Essentially, the first Bioshock is an<br />
argument against Ayn Rand’s ‘Objectivism’ – moral, rational self-interest<br />
over all else – exploring the concept of a society governed by those values.<br />
What’s interesting about the game is the way it incorporates – and<br />
fails to incorporate – gameplay into its thematic message, with Bioshock<br />
ultimately failing in it’s aims to allow the player personal freedom in exploring<br />
self interested objectivism within the game. Clint Hocking, Valve<br />
employee and former Creative Director of EA, described the failure to<br />
connect the narrative message and gameplay message as “Ludonarrative<br />
Dissonance”.<br />
Replaying Bioshock is an easier alternative than picking up something<br />
new. I don’t need to cognitively invest as heavily in the world<br />
creation. But because of this, I can invest more time in other media.<br />
Most of us don’t want to choose one medium. We want to read<br />
good books, play good video games, listen to good music – and lots of it.<br />
The process that is needed is the fine tuning and balancing of breadth<br />
and depth. To be a renaissance man is to succeed in pushing the boundaries<br />
of depth and breadth.<br />
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