The Hofbräuhaus News

Birthdays-Anniversaries
Heidi Raeder, Tel: 613.283.7634
eMail: heidi.raeder.cn@dcma.mil
(B) Denotes Birthday, (A) = Anniversary
and (33) the year example 1933
November:
03 (B) – Anneliese Rosenberg
06 (B) – Ernst Wallisch (35)
07 (B) – Reinhard Bauer (60)
10 (B) – Annemarie Wallisch (39)
10 (B) – Christopher Profus (52)
10 (B) – Susan Giles
11 (A) – Monika & Chris Profus
12 (B) – Jeanne-Mance Blais
16 (B) – Heidi Rausch (69)
30 (B) – Heidelore Raeder (52)
December:
01 (A) – Claudette & Werner Bachhuber (62)
02 (B) – Barry Exner (52)
06 (B) – Chris Roth (62)
07 (A) – Ricarda & Otto Thiefeldt (57)
09 (B) – Libby Staveley (36)
10 (B) – Alfred Gruber (35)
10 (B) – Laura Fanasch (40)
11 (B) – Michael Bremer (40)
12 (B) – Donna Exner
12 (B) – Wolfram Fanesch (33)
21 (B) – Gertrude Zauner
16 (B) – Sonja Henn
19 (B) – Donna Buer (45)
21 (A) – Helena & Victor Archer
24 (B) – Cam Kissner (30)
26 (A) – Cindy & Karl Hauck
26 (B) – Helmut Kubicek
27 (B) – Stephen Volkmer (57)
27 (B) – Paul St. Jean
29 (B) – Irma Liss (21)
30 (A) – Yvonne & Tak Terada (61)
January:
01 (B) – Don Von Richter (31)
01 (B) – Helmut Krekeler
02 (B) – Lyle Walter
07 (B) – Hermann Zauner
08 (B) – Elizabeth Merkley
11 (B) – Elfie Ridder (38)
16 (A) – Renate & Mike Grebler (60)
17 (B) – Brenda Nairne (68)
18 (B) – Lothar Lehmann (34)
21 (B) – Karl Dunker (36)
25 (B) – Sonia Manchen
27 (B) – Horst Karaczewski
27 (B) – Liesel Mendroch (30)
27 (B) – Max Bork
� A Little Humour �
Attitude - from Sue Brewer
There once was a woman who woke up one morning, looked
in the mirror, and noticed she had only three hairs on her head.
Well," she said, "I think I'll braid my hair today?"
So she did and she hada wonderful day.
The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and saw that
she had only two hairs on her head. "H-M-M," she said,
"I think I'll part my hair down the middle today?"
So she did and she had a grand day .
The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and noticed
that she had only one hair on her head. "Well," she said,
"today I'm going to wear my hair in a pony tail."
So she did and she had a fun, fun day.
The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and noticed
that there wasn't a single hair on her head. "YEA!" she
exclaimed, "I don't have to fix my hair today!"
Attitude is everything!
Words of Wisdom - from Marie Zettler
- To find something lost around the house is to buy a
replacement.
- Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
- One good turn gets most of the blankets.
- Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
- There are two kinds of pedestrians--the quick and the dead.
- An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
- If quitters never win, and winners never cheat, then who is
the fool who said "Quit while you're ahead"?
- Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can
die.
- It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
- Jury - Twelve people who determine which client has the
better lawyer.
- Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.
- The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
- Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
- If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to
every word you say, talk in your sleep.
- Definition of Atheism: a non-prophet organization.
Religious Differences - From Leigh Day
My husband and I divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God, and I didn't.
The Radiant Bride - from Leigh Day
All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her
down the aisle. They reached the altar and the waiting groom;
the bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand.
The guests in the front pews responded with ripples of laughter.
Even the priest smiled broadly. As her father gave her away in
marriage, the bride gave him back his credit card.
Be Brave - from Leigh Day
A son asked his mother the following question: "Mom, why are
wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and
replies, "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your
bride is pure."
The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with
his father "Dad why are wedding dresses white?" The father
looks at his son in surprise and says, *"Son, all household
appliances come in white." *
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6 The Hofbräuhaus News November - December 2007
MLA Children’s
Christmas Party
Sunday, December 16 th
By Mary Krekeler
The Children’s
Christmas Party
will take place at
the Maple Leaf
Almrausch Club
this year on
December 16th at
2 p.m. Application
forms are
available at the
clubhouse and
must be completed and returned to
the Clubhouse no later than
December 1st. The cost this year
will be $ 12.00 per child for
member children or grandchildren.
For non-member children the cost
will be $ 18.00 per child.
This is a fun event for the kids,
they all love it, so please make
sure that you have the application
forms completed and turned in on
time. There is nothing worse than
overlooking a child, particularly at
this time of year.
For more information or to
register your child contact
coordinators:
Mary Krekeler
Tel: 613.822.2684,
eMail: Krekeler@rogers.com,
Claudette Bachhuber
Tel: 613.822.2007,
eMail: wbachhuber@rogers.com .
For directions or MLA Club info.
Bruce Mallon, Tel: 613.822.0737,
eMail: b4mallon@rogers.com,
http://www.mlac.ca .
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