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34TH STREET Magazine February 13, 2013 Dining Guide<br />

10<br />

WHISKEY ‘N’ GO GO<br />

Trestle Inn offers a whiskey–fueled disco escape from the Penn bubble<br />

BY ZEKE SEXAUER | PHOTOS BY ZEKE SEXAUER<br />

I<br />

was a little worried when<br />

our taxi dropped us off at<br />

what looked to be a crack<br />

house in the no–man’s–land<br />

between Chinatown and<br />

Northern Liberties. “I mean,<br />

I like to let loose as much as<br />

the next guy, but when you<br />

said we were gonna have<br />

fun tonight, I thought you<br />

meant get drunk, not shoot<br />

up heroin,” my friend said<br />

worriedly. “Whatever. Senior<br />

year! YOLO!” yelled my other<br />

friend.<br />

Because the Trestle Inn<br />

is located north of the Vine<br />

Street Expressway, it seems<br />

out of the way and hard to<br />

reach. But it’s actually only<br />

a few blocks away from Chinatown,<br />

making it the perfect<br />

spot to hit up after your<br />

friend’s birthday BYO at<br />

Charles Plaza.<br />

Inside, the crack house<br />

theme continues with a decor<br />

that can best be described as<br />

"Trainspotting" meets "Aus-<br />

tin Powers," but in a good<br />

way. Projectors screen vintage<br />

footage from 60s flicks on the<br />

raw, unvarnished walls. Near<br />

the bar, an old sign from the<br />

days when the Inn was a strip<br />

club begs patrons to “please<br />

commit no nuisance.” “I’ll<br />

try,” I think to myself, “but I<br />

make no promises…”<br />

The mirrored shelves behind<br />

the bar boast an impressive<br />

collection of whiskeys,<br />

the Trestle Inn’s specialty.<br />

The beer list is equally impressive,<br />

but lots of bars in<br />

Philly have impressive beer<br />

lists, so when in retro–funky<br />

Rome, do as the retro–funky<br />

Romans do and order a whiskey<br />

sour—it’s reasonably<br />

priced ($9 regularly, pitchers<br />

for $18 and only $6 during<br />

happy hour) and quite delicious.<br />

They also have an impressive<br />

bar menu, featuring<br />

“Sweetish” meatballs with a<br />

sweet whiskey sauce ($6).<br />

While the whiskey selec-<br />

TRESTLE INN<br />

Northern Liberties<br />

339 N. 11th St.<br />

(267) 239-0290<br />

DON'T MISS: Anything with<br />

whiskey.<br />

SKIP: Having a bad 'tude. This<br />

place has go-go dancers.<br />

$$$$<br />

tion here is definitely top–<br />

notch, what really differentiates<br />

the Trestle Inn from any<br />

old bar with a solid cocktail<br />

list is the dancing. You know<br />

those nights when you want<br />

to go out dancing, but you<br />

just don’t feel like grinding<br />

your junk into someone else’s<br />

trunk (or vice versa) to Top<br />

40 remixes at Rumor? Those<br />

are the nights that Trestle is<br />

for. The DJs stick to a repertoire<br />

of '60s and '70s disco,<br />

funk and soul (don’t bother<br />

asking for any Taylor Swift,<br />

I already did and they don’t<br />

have it). Professional go-go<br />

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We now serve<br />

BEER!<br />

dancers—and the occasional<br />

drunk girl—get the crowd<br />

going on light–up platforms<br />

around the dance floor.<br />

I’m generally wary of<br />

any genre of music that has<br />

such close associations with<br />

bell-bottomed pants and<br />

platform shoes (with the ex-<br />

k<br />

ception of the Spice Girls,<br />

of course). But with a fun<br />

crowd, friendly atmosphere<br />

and a few drinks to loosen<br />

me up, the funky disco music<br />

and dancing made for a fun<br />

and atypical night out way<br />

off campus.<br />

DINING GUIDE:<br />

because mcdonald's doesn't have<br />

whiskey and go-go dancers,<br />

does it?<br />

get ya nom on, kids.<br />

(or check out food porn at<br />

34st.com)

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