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WANTED<br />
JEFF SEIDEL<br />
height: 4'3"<br />
weight: plump<br />
eyes: Blue, but usually glazed over<br />
hair: NONE<br />
Unique Characteristics<br />
1. Saddle Shoes: probably the same ones he wore at<br />
age 6.<br />
2. New Black Suit: "Hey, you like my new Italian<br />
suit? Got it in the States. It's cool, huh? Big<br />
Bucks, Baby...."<br />
3• Frequently seen with a tall young blond Polish<br />
boy we all call "Motty", but really, "What is<br />
Motty?"<br />
Frequent Sayings<br />
1. "You w anna go to Yeshiva? They got good food."<br />
2. "What are you doing for Shabbos? I got a nice family for you."<br />
3. "Hey man, W here are all the parties tonight?"<br />
4. And if you listen carefully, you may overhear him say, "She's Orthodox? Look at<br />
her skirt. I can see everything!"<br />
Warning<br />
This man is very dangerous. He is w anted by every major and minor Reform and<br />
Conservative synagogue, and even by a Baptist Church in Alabama. He has the largest<br />
bounty on his head than any other proslethtyzer. But be careful. You may kill one of<br />
him, but it is rum ored that he has been seen in 8 places at one time.<br />
Sam Schwartz, m em ber of I EAT TRAIF Shul in Spokane, WA. says, "He stole my son<br />
Christopher. Now w hen I see him, I have to call him Chaim. That Seidel, we'll get<br />
him!"<br />
ANY INFORMATION KNOWN ON HIS WHEREABOUTS PLEASE CALL (02) 976-666<br />
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