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“Then the fat woman in the cotton dress said in her turn: ‘Do you mean to call us thieves, madame?’ Explanations followed and compliments began to fly. Oh, Lord! those creatures know some good ones. They shouted so loud that our two witnesses, who were on the other bank, began to call out by way of a joke: ‘Less noise over there; you will interfere with your husbands’ fishing.’ “The fact is that neither the little man nor I moved any more than if we had been two tree stumps. We remained there, with our eyes fixed on the water, as if we had heard nothing; but, by Jove! we heard all the same. ‘You are a thief! You are nothing better than a tramp! You are a regular jade!’ and so on and so on. A sailor could not have said more. “Suddenly I heard a noise behind me and turned round. It was the other one, the fat woman, who had attacked my wife with her parasol. Whack, whack! Melie got two of them. But she was furious, and she hits hard when she is in a rage. She caught the fat woman by the hair and then thump! thump! slaps in the face rained down like ripe plums. I should have let them fight it out: women together, men together. It does not do to mix the blows. But the little man in the linen jacket jumped up like a devil and was going to rush at my wife. Ah! no, no, not that, my friend! I caught the gentleman with the The Fishing Hole 78 end of my fist, and crash! crash! One on the nose, the other in the stomach. He threw up his arms and legs and fell on his back into the river, just into the hole. “I should have fished him out most certainly, Monsieur le President, if I had had time. But, to make matters worse, the fat woman had the upper hand and was pounding Melie for all she was worth. I know I ought not to have interfered while the man was in the water, but I never thought that he would drown and said to myself: ‘Bah, it will cool him.’ “I therefore ran up to the women to separate them and all I received was scratches and bites. Good Lord, what creatures! Well, it took me five minutes, and perhaps ten, to separate those two viragos. When I turned round there was nothing to be seen. “The water was as smooth as a lake and the others yonder kept shouting: ‘Fish him out! fish him out!’ It was all very well to say that, but I cannot swim and still less dive. “At last the man from the dam came and two gentlemen with boathooks, but over a quarter of an hour had passed. He was found at the bottom of the hole, in eight feet of water, as I have said. There he was, the poor little man, in his linen suit! Those are the facts such as I have sworn to. I am innocent, on my honor.”
The witnesses having given testimony to the same effect, the accused was acquitted. Guy de Maupassant 79 THE THE SP SPASM SP ASM The hotel guests slowly entered the dining-room and took their places. The waiters did not hurry themselves, in order to give the late comers a chance and thus avoid the trouble of bringing in the dishes a second time. The old bathers, the habitues, whose season was almost over, glanced, gazed toward the door whenever it opened, to see what new faces might appear. This is the principal distraction of watering places. People look forward to the dinner hour in order to inspect each day’s new arrivals, to find out who they are, what they do, and what they think. We always have a vague desire to meet pleasant people, to make agreeable acquaintances, perhaps to meet with a love adventure. In this life of elbowings, unknown strangers assume an extreme importance. Curiosity is aroused, sympathy is ready to exhibit itself, and sociability is the order of the day. We cherish antipathies for a week and friendships for a month; we see people with different eyes, when we view them through the medium of acquaintanceship at watering places. We discover in men suddenly, after an hour’s chat, in the evening after dinner, under the trees in the park where the healing spring
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Volume Two Of THE THE ENTIRE ENTIRE
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Contents Contents VOLUME VIII......
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THE WILL ..........................
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THE ENGLISHMAN OF ETRETAT .........
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Well, every Thursday Mother Clochet
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doubt, flattered at being chosen by
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arts, great events, customs, wars,
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All three of us were together in th
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“They are officers of the Legion
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One day, when he came to lunch with
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THE THE TEST TEST The Bondels were
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me. This gentleman is no fool. He s
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But why did she grow so angry? She
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Page 31 and 32: She said: “I would rather capsize
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Page 35 and 36: that mute, eternal companionship an
Page 37 and 38: Twice she went again to consult her
Page 39 and 40: Moreover, the old lady often threw
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Page 43 and 44: THE THE RABBIT RABBIT Old Lecacheur
Page 45 and 46: “As for knowing him, I do not, as
Page 47 and 48: “You are a novice, my good woman.
Page 49 and 50: “Why, of course not, of course no
Page 51 and 52: and she laughed heartily, gently ri
Page 53 and 54: ing she had tried to hit him, and h
Page 55 and 56: “Well, Uncle Jules had visibly di
Page 57 and 58: “However, I remained beside my mo
Page 59 and 60: “‘That is my uncle, the brother
Page 61 and 62: “‘Are they sincere? Are they pr
Page 63 and 64: canvases, borrowed money from his f
Page 65 and 66: A A V VVAGABOND V AGABOND He was a
Page 67 and 68: hogs!” And the pain in his limbs,
Page 69 and 70: with a sudden desire to defy them,
Page 71 and 72: Randel went off without replying or
Page 73 and 74: her by the shoulders, and without a
Page 75 and 76: “I will continue. We used to go t
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Page 81 and 82: After dinner I went for a stroll in
Page 83 and 84: a vault. I turned round to see what
Page 85 and 86: pigeons who must be a hundred and t
Page 87 and 88: like, alone with this young fellow
Page 89 and 90: not long to see her face again, no.
Page 91 and 92: her, eat her, make her part of hims
Page 93 and 94: He replied calmly: “It is a very
Page 95 and 96: If he had ever loved a woman in his
Page 97 and 98: They remained side by side, motionl
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Page 101 and 102: up a new cargo of insults and bring
Page 103 and 104: Suddenly she remembered the loft, i
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Page 107 and 108: “You will not make me believe, Ma
Page 109 and 110: and even of boasting of it as a goo
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Page 113 and 114: But Toine’s wife soon became insu
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Page 119 and 120: Gisors despises Gournay, but Gourna
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ters passed between the mayor and t
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THE THE ADOPTED ADOPTED SON SON The
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of what his wife said by a continue
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young man said, brutally: “Yes, I
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eflect. He would have to find secon
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toward the bell, to wake his valet,
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“Is the other man practiced in th
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“He was my office chum. The rasca
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“We rose. Solvin whispered “‘
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as soon as it was brought in, she s
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any apparent cause. But how sensiti
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She will be no more. Everything in
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house; it would dry the walls. I as
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Night came on. She went up to her r
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SUNDA SUNDAYS SUNDA YS OF OF A A A
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to the Republic, or perhaps the bad
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excellent quality of the cloth. He
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ing for him. The latter greeted him
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order to win the consideration of t
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ing, where there was a mixture of e
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open beside him, and in his right h
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gossip bedecked in red, white and b
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on such and such a day at such an h
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smiled at him in such a disturbing
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the ridiculous awkwardness of elega
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ter that they settled down seriousl
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“Well, gentlemen! only a century
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This time there was no answer. But
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As soon as I was unperceived I bega
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“If monsieur will kindly allow us
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OUR OUR LETTERS LETTERS Eight hours
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did not confide in me, but in the p
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souls which we do not know, and whi
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This time the old grandmother appea
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FRIEND RIEND JOSEPH JOSEPH JOSEPH T
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which he judged suitable to the sur
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nounced to Joseph Mouradour that th
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a pair of stockings that she said I
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A man who was passing, with a whip
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Cesaire always hesitated, because h
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ich, his father and he. Alone with
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the narrow windows, and he heard th
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early riser, had not yet made his a
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The men uttered shouts, banged the
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In order to see him, to give his me
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He replied: “I’m quite well, th
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ties whom he instinctively distrust
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VOLUME X THE THE CHRISTENING CHRIST
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no surprise nor did he quicken his
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THE THE THE F FFARMER’S F ARMER
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“Better than that, my dear fellow
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“‘What is it, my dear Jean?’
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THE THE DEVIL DEVIL The peasant and
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ow or longer, so much the better fo
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At nightfall Honore returned, and w
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THE THE SNIPE SNIPE Old Baron des R
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THE THE WILL WILL I knew that tall
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My friend stopped talking abruptly,
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WAL AL ALTER AL TER SCHNAFFS’ SCH
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disturbing reflections and fresh te
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And abruptly, without reflection, h
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Scouts were sent ahead to reconnoit
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The smack started off again, riding
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to pour water on the stump of arm t
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of disenchantment, from which it ta
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of flowers floated in the neat path
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“When one considers that these im
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eyes, a pale blue with two tiny bla
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“I slept in my old room, and all
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to make his life less hard. He is a
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itself to me. Who knows? A piece of
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do on condition that we went immedi
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“I took her hand in some confusio
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“I was stealthily returning to my
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glasses dance, and cried with the a
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The weather was severe; it was free
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As he had foreseen, the man was bur
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LASTING LASTING LO LOVE LO VE It wa
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passionately that he screamed, in f
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“‘She also left her old horse a
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mal. She even went so far as to lik
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she added: “If we could throw him
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out of open door and windows and an
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oys, went in search of their master
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“As the fees coming from the Virg
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fied (one could go on drinking it u
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She was a little woman of about for
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Oreille utterly rebelled at such an
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“That is quite enough, monsieur;
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value to put on it, but at last she
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The three horses awoke and, tossing
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However, as Belhomme seemed angry a
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ten little beast!” and he spat on
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things are traps set for the marria
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THE THE ACCURSED ACCURSED BREAD BRE
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self, looked with fatherly pride at
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THE THE DO DOWR DO WR WRY WR The ma
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She had no time to answer. The cond
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She had two francs in her pocket. T
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kill man too. Long ago this need wa
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lood flow, it seems to me I should
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enthusiasm, jigged about with such
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five! But we must get him to bed, o
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some, with his mustache and curly h
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young birds are grown they all fly
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“What, you must leave? And why?
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self: “If the expression be the r
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He devoured the dishes on the table
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“On growing older, I had become p
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“Then I travelled over my whole l
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and Jean came to me and said: ‘Th
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“The husband, who was surprised,
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tastic, improbable, disconnected; a
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you!” And he left them. Guy de Ma
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A murmur of approval rose among the
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“But I—I—I have none.” Then
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veloped in flame, like demons, thei
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VOLUME XII THE THE THE CHILD CHILD
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But the little fellow loved only ca
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still. She knocked; no answer. Then
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She was a stout woman, of about thi
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oating cap in his hand, he politely
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to think, a lassitude in her limbs
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girl. At last they got back to Bezo
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The sun disappears behind Esterel,
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would rub and massage me while I do
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ROSALIE ROSALIE PRUDENT PRUDENT The
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sent away, but I wanted to stay in
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ing themselves, and he will no long
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day when they took place. Why had s
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She began to laugh as only a happy
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very bed shook with her nervous mov
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again in the dim and distant past-t
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grazing; then, treacherously sneaki
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DEAD DEAD WOMAN’S WOMAN’S SECRE
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ents, whom we never knew, but whose
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you keep on thinking of her. Who is
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“Yes. No—I am like a lost dog,
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MADEMOISELLE MADEMOISELLE CO COCOTT
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They reached the beach, and he chos
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efore; a solitude of stone, ten lea
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“Next, St. Lucia killed, one afte
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y the river, we were overtaken by t
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VOLUME XIII OLD OLD OLD JUDAS JUDAS
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The priest, having heard that the
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“Just this. You shall sell it to
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place when you are in Spreville? Th
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BOITELLE BOITELLE Father Boitelle (
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dwelt constantly, to watch the blac
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however, up to their arrival at the
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out into the road to see the “bla
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made of blond hair, which she had o
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“I was amused at this childish te
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nothing. But a monkey! Was that not
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The world would be gayer if one cou
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vinced that not a week passed witho
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A A F FFATHER’S F THER’S CONFES
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ened gradually, their mind must bec
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asking myself whence come those tem
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“She is an abominable woman,” h
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“One day some travelling showmen
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to me an object of suspicion, and I
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A A PO PORTRAIT PO TRAIT TRAIT “H
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she is posing first of all before t
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without anything to warm you up. Wh
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Gently he sat up. Again he waited a
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stopped her, and stupidly, without
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“A woman,” he said, “is alway
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a veritable child of the wardrobe,
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Now I wanted to know about it, and
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I came to a valley of stones, and f
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drilles. A rumor was presently circ
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pyre were lighted and then the wood
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MISTI MISTI I was very much interes
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The latter, old, wrinkled, her eyes
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I was astonished. “Uneasy? Uneasy
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He continued to reason with her and
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His tutor, a priest, watched beside
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a pane of glass between you and him
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up the fight and desire to put an e
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every three months as we do with ou
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“A gas of our own invention. We h
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