Picasso at the Lapin Agile By Steve Martin

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go with your morning coffee wouldn‘t you say? I have to pee.(goes to the loo) Einstein : did Picasso say he was working on a manifesto? Suzanne: Oh no he said he doesn‘t need one and if he did come up with one he would have exhausted it be fore he finished writing it down oh one thing just before he left he went to the window and reached down on the still and like lightning grabbed a pigeon the he held it in one hand and turned it upside down and he soothed it and talked to it and the pigeon fell asleep. Like it was hypnotized the he held his hand out the window and dropped the pigeon and it fell two stories upside down like a stone. Then just seconds before it hit the grown it turned it self over and started flapping like mad and it took off flying straight up above the buildings and just away into the night the Picasso turned to me and said that‘s like me and he was gone could I have a refill? Germaine: ill get it anyone else want a refill? Freddy: anybody know what 62 franks 33 minus 37francs17 is ? Germaine : why don‘t you let me do that freddy? Einstein: twenty-five francs sixteen. Freddy: you sure ? Einstein: twenty-five sixteen Freddy: you‘re positive? Einstein: positive absolutely Freddy: its just that you came up with that awfully quick Einstein: look if you want it to be different there is nothing I can do about it
Freddy: ill work on it tomorrow Einstein: it will be the same tomorrow Freddy: ive got my accountant friend coming in tomorrow; he can check it. He checks everything anyway. Germaine: jeez, Freddy take his word for it. Freddy : are you a professor? Einstein : no im Not Freddy : what do you do? Einstein : by day I work at the paten office. Germaine: what do you do there? Einstein: by day I register notions. That‘s what they are really, notions. Short cut. How to get something to do something quicker. Germaine : and what do you do at night? Eistein: Ah. At night the stars come out . Germaine: the stars in the sky? Einstein : the stars in my head Germaine: and after the stars in your head come out? Einstein: I write it down Freddy: uh-huh you been published ? Einstein : no not yet Freddy: yeah well we‘re all writers aren't we? He‘s a writer that hasn't been published and im a writer who hasn't written anything Germaine: And you‘re welcome here we get a lot of artists types: writers, poets painters. What do you write about? Einstein: i…I…I..cant even begin to explain. Germaine: try. Simplify it can you say it in one sentence>
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Page 5 and 6: (Freddy gives back the program) Ein
Page 7 and 8: (This pleases her. She takes an art
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Page 11 and 12: for months, and I even like him, bu
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Page 17 and 18: Germaine: well does it make you lau
Page 19 and 20: Freddy: two thousand two hundred fo
Page 21 and 22: Sagot: The boundaries. The edge. Ot
Page 23 and 24: Germaine (Indicating the painting o
Page 25 and 26: Picasso: are you an artist? Einstei
Page 27 and 28: Einstein: I work the same way I mak
Page 29 and 30: FREDDY: You calling me a good-for-n
Page 31 and 32: EINSTEIN: See? He‘s just getting
Page 33 and 34: Suzanne: I should go now. (she pick
Page 35 and 36: GASTON: Is not! EINSTEIN: Is too! G
Page 37 and 38: pencil to the paper, and it comes o
Page 39 and 40: Einstein: Yes, and like you, the th
Page 41 and 42: Einstein: (the same) O Lapin Agile!
Page 43 and 44: you like them young because you can
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Page 47 and 48: EVERYBODY: (ad lib): Yeah, okay . .
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