Picasso at the Lapin Agile By Steve Martin

(This pleases her. She takes an article of clothing out of
her bag. She turns her back to the audience and unbuttons her
blouse, but before she takes it off, she stop and speaks first to
Freddy)
Suzanne: Look away. (Then to Einstein) You look away too. (She
looks at Gaston.) I guess you‘re okay. (She takes off her blouse,
revealing a black bra underneath, and puts on a new, sexier top.)
Okay.
Gaston: darn!
(They all turn. She sits at a table and waits)
Freddy: What‘s the matter?
Gaston: Now I have to consider everything, I‘m wearing today to
be lucky. Every time I go out now, it‘s ―not without my lucky hat,
not without my lucky coat, not without my lucky shirt.‖
Suzanne: I‘d like some wine.
Germaine: Any special color?
Suzanne: Red please.
(Germaine gets the wine from FREDDY.)
Germaine: Do you know Picasso?
Suzanne: Twice
Germaine: Is he expecting you?
Suzanne (as in ―of course‖): I think he‘s expecting to see me.
Einstein: Who is this Picasso?
Germaine, Freddy, and Suzanne: He‘s a painter…
Freddy: He‘s a painter or says he‘s one. I‘ve never seen his
paintings, only what he says. Nuts about blue, they say.