Picasso at the Lapin Agile By Steve Martin
Picasso at the Lapin Agile By Steve Martin
Picasso at the Lapin Agile By Steve Martin
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Freddy: If you really want to meet her, you‘ll go to <strong>the</strong> bar rouge <strong>at</strong><br />
<strong>the</strong> time you told her.<br />
Einstein: You‘re forgetting one thing.<br />
Freddy: wh<strong>at</strong>‘s th<strong>at</strong>?<br />
Einstein: She thinks like I do.<br />
Freddy: Here‘s your iced tea.<br />
Einstein: I asked for absin<strong>the</strong>.<br />
Freddy: no difference.<br />
Gaston: I can describe <strong>the</strong> woman you‘re waiting for.<br />
Einstein: So can I!<br />
Gaston: But I‘ve never seen her. I can describe her hair, her<br />
clo<strong>the</strong>s, her smell even.<br />
Einstein: Go ahead.<br />
Gaston: But I need something.<br />
Einstein: Like wh<strong>at</strong>?<br />
Gaston: Women are my area of expertise. And like <strong>the</strong><br />
paleontologist, I can reconstruct <strong>the</strong> cre<strong>at</strong>ure from a bone. But I<br />
need a hint.<br />
Einstein: How did you get to be such an expert?<br />
Gaston: by looking.<br />
Einstein: So you‘re an admirer of <strong>the</strong> feminine equ<strong>at</strong>ion?<br />
Gaston: yes, but I never touch. It‘s my saving grace. In th<strong>at</strong> way, I<br />
glide among <strong>the</strong>m, invisible. So I need a hint.<br />
Einstein: yes a hint. She has long red hair.
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