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Picasso at the Lapin Agile By Steve Martin

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EINSTEIN: See? He‘s just getting it now. Probably through a<br />

process of elimin<strong>at</strong>ion. (will be in <strong>the</strong> downstairs lobby when this<br />

joke is delivered.) (to freddy : ) when did you hear <strong>the</strong> joke?<br />

Freddy: A year and a half ago<br />

Einstein : Maybe you already laughed <strong>at</strong> th<strong>at</strong> joke when you<br />

thought you were laughing <strong>at</strong> something else.<br />

Freddy you mean, something else funny happened and I laughed<br />

but really I was laughing <strong>at</strong> this joke which I may have heard a<br />

year ago?<br />

Einstein: Right<br />

freddy so I might still owe a laugh <strong>at</strong> <strong>the</strong> o<strong>the</strong>r funny thing th<strong>at</strong><br />

happened?<br />

Einstein: Or not in stead of laughing <strong>at</strong> <strong>the</strong> thing th<strong>at</strong> happened<br />

was funny, but really it was not so you don‘t owe a laugh<br />

Freddy: So instead of laughing <strong>at</strong> <strong>the</strong> thing th<strong>at</strong> I thought was<br />

funny I as laughing <strong>at</strong> <strong>the</strong> thing I didn‘t think was funny<br />

Einstein Exactly<br />

freddy <strong>the</strong>re‘s only one problem<br />

Einstein wh<strong>at</strong>?<br />

Freddy <strong>the</strong> thin th<strong>at</strong> you think th<strong>at</strong> I think was really funny <strong>the</strong> c<strong>at</strong><br />

went running across <strong>the</strong> kitchen floor to leap through <strong>the</strong> c<strong>at</strong> door,<br />

but it was locked. now <strong>the</strong>re‘s no way th<strong>at</strong> wasn‘t funny<br />

<strong>Picasso</strong> how about you, my dear? Wh<strong>at</strong> do you say?<br />

Suzanne ive had my example of a bad joke.<br />

<strong>Picasso</strong>(sits) oh , come one.<br />

Suzanne: You‘re a womanizing, fraud!

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