Picasso at the Lapin Agile By Steve Martin

Freddy: two thousand two hundred forty five did you say ― Y end
parenthesis x‖
Einstein: y end parenthesis x OH …. THAT‘S FUNNY
(einstein continues laughing pretty soon they‘re all laughing but
they don‘t know why)
Freddy: whats the date today?
Germaine : it‘s the eighth
Freddy : and the year ?
Germaine : you don‘t know the year ?
Freddy : I know the year … its just that sometimes when you
writing so fast it easy t write down the wrong year sometimes I
look at the date i‘ve written and its off by ten some time fifteen
years but now that im thinking about it its I know its 1903.
Germaine: 04‘
Freddy: 04‘ okay come on the year just changed its january
Germaine: october
Freddy: The date isn‘t important anyway.
Einstein: Just put ―first decade of the twentieth century.‖
Germaine: Gosh, that‘s what it is, isn‘t it? The first decade of the
twentieth century. I‘m glad the nineteenth century is over. It was
bad century.
Freddy: What‘s there not to like about a century?
Germaine: Well, for one thing, the pollution. Soot, garbage,
smoke.
Gaston: Horse manure
Germaine: You disagree?
Gaston: No, I‘m adding to the list.
Germaine: Oh yeah . . . horse manure. Noise.
Einstein: This century will be better.
Freddy: What do you see for the future?