VALUABLE LESSONS - Nicholls + Vickers
VALUABLE LESSONS - Nicholls + Vickers
VALUABLE LESSONS - Nicholls + Vickers
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Valuable Lessons 43<br />
Everything on TV (and from my very brief forays into movies I’d say this applies<br />
there in Armani-suited spades) aspires to hipness. God forbid you should put last<br />
year’s word-of-the-moment into the mouth of a favorite character. Then, when the<br />
show goes into syndication, the word will be five years out of date instead of four.<br />
Even pointedly un-hip characters – characters whose whole point is<br />
that they aren’t hip – have to have their dialogue peppered with “more<br />
current phrases, please.” Because as we know if people hear a grandfather<br />
on TV say “Great!” instead of “Stylin!” they change channels. This may be<br />
why the characters in kids’ animation have such mad props and be alla time<br />
specifyin’ they skillz up in this piece.<br />
Never mind that hip ages like potatoes. An audience, to hear a movie<br />
or TV exec describe it, is a block of people united in their abhorrence of<br />
anything remotely passé.<br />
I was never hip. No writer I know was hip. Hip people don’t become<br />
writers, they become fashion consultants or drug smugglers. Briefly,<br />
probably, Joe Eszterhas was hip. A writer friend, Lisa Rosenthal, has a<br />
theory: no real comedy writer went to his or her prom. There’s a sly<br />
tautology in there: if you went to your prom does that mean you can’t write?<br />
But you get the sense of it, and I’d say it’s pretty close. The hippest people<br />
on a sitcom staff are the standup comics and they’re the ones who can’t to<br />
save their lives sit down and type out a joke. They’re not writers, they’re<br />
rememberers.<br />
On W.I.T.C.H. the character Blunk, a four-foot-tall green<br />
ungrammatical smuggler from another world whom we’d created for the<br />
series, was not allowed to use any un-hip phrases, the idea being that<br />
children would be more interested in him if he said stuff like “Blunk be da<br />
bomb!”<br />
The opposite of hip or cool is caring; concerned; interested. A<br />
character who is interested in anything, who cares about anything, is not<br />
cool, and therefore not hip. So the only characters who know anything in<br />
TV, who ever have a fact at their fingertips, are dweebs or nerds. Which is<br />
becoming especially problematic at the singular Disney Channel, since the<br />
behavior and dialogue of nerddom are ubiquitous in children’s TV for<br />
humor, but Standards And Practices forbids the use of the N-word. “If you<br />
are going to use this sequence, please also show a maladapted and intelligent<br />
child in a socially positive context.” In other words, show a nerd who,<br />
because he’s accepted by his peers and never laughed at... isn’t a nerd.<br />
The Quest For Hip rides behind the Quest For PC on a very uneasy<br />
horse. The same studio that let us develop two shows, Pelswick and Quads!,