VALUABLE LESSONS - Nicholls + Vickers
VALUABLE LESSONS - Nicholls + Vickers
VALUABLE LESSONS - Nicholls + Vickers
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Valuable Lessons 46<br />
whole separate case... and it’s close to miraculous, considering how much<br />
money it’s made Fox, and how much the other networks like money too, that<br />
it hasn’t been more widely imitated in half-hour comedy. Their secret: no<br />
network notes. Ever. Do you know what Fox did to help the show in its<br />
first two years? Nothing. They hated it.)<br />
In other words, they think having the woman fix the tire is so<br />
obviously unlikely that to show it will provoke laughter. They are saying,<br />
“We all know women are incompetent at this, let’s turn things on their head<br />
in this one instance for a big wacky guffaw!”<br />
Except, over the years, that one instance has become every instance,<br />
and the comedy has worn off like the outside of a Tic Tac.<br />
A friend in Berlin emailed me one day to ask, “Why are all the judges<br />
in American shows black women?” I told him they aren’t, but I could see<br />
what he meant. It kills two birds with one casting decision to make the<br />
symbol of probity and wisdom a black female. Two subjugated groups in<br />
one; she doesn’t have many lines and she barely has to be able to act.<br />
When I studied journalism, besides my regular classes I had a weekly<br />
quota of three news stories. If I fell behind, which was weekly, I used to go<br />
to Toronto’s Criminal Injuries Compensation Board, or to Coroner’s Court,<br />
a Deportation Hearing, or to the regular Criminal Courts building, and watch<br />
a trial. My only familiarity with trials, criminals, lawyers and judges had<br />
been through television and the movies. When you think about it, by the<br />
time you’re old enough to serve on a jury you’ve watched – what? – a<br />
thousand hours of drama set in courtrooms? A Civil Action alone felt like<br />
ten hours. And another 3,000 hours watching police officers, perps, arrests<br />
and bookings, interrogations, confessions. Unless you’re a former child star<br />
the chances are that’s been your sole exposure to the criminal justice system.<br />
All of what you think of as your instincts about how guilty people look and<br />
behave, about the persuasiveness of the innocent and the veracity of experts<br />
and witnesses, has come from stories concocted and edited to fit the<br />
programming and story requirements of Hollywood: the telegraphing of<br />
clues to provide suspense; the close-up of the accused to emphasize his or<br />
her culpability or righteousness, the elimination of redundancy, conflicting<br />
evidence and overcomplication in order to streamline stories.<br />
But when I got into those courtrooms with real defendants, in nearly<br />
every case I had absolutely no idea what was going on. The prosecuting<br />
attorney would speak and I’d think, hang the guy. But when the defense<br />
attorney rose I could always see his client was innocent – at least until the<br />
prosecutor stood again. Real trials demand a simultaneous participation and<br />
suspension of judgment that no TV show or movie demands of its