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Ingo Blechschmidt, 10C<br />

18 18. HAUSAUFGABE 17<br />

The old patriarchal St. Ulrich Church was one of our most famous tourist<br />

attractions! It had a long tradition:<br />

In 1474, St. Ulrich Church was built. Since the 17th century, it had even<br />

three altars. The tower having been 0.08 miles high, the building was one<br />

of the highest in Augsburg and the permanent site of St. Ulrich.<br />

Who decided to break down St. Ulrich Church? The politician who is responsible<br />

for this needless destruction should be [note by the editor: censored].<br />

Regards, Nikolaus Miller<br />

18 18. <strong>Hausaufgabe</strong><br />

18.1 Blatt der Witze<br />

Complete these jokes by using either the present participle or past participle!<br />

• Yesterday I met a man wearing sunglasses in the rain. – That’s stupid!<br />

– Not so stupid. He said they protect his eyes from all the umbrellas.<br />

• This is our most popular coat, madam, made from the finest marino<br />

wool. – Can I wear it in wet weather? – Of course, madam. Have you<br />

ever seen a sheep with an umbrella?<br />

• The local priest said „Good Morning“ to Mrs. Watson and her young<br />

son in the street. „Who was that man?“ asked her son. „Oh. That’s<br />

the man who married me.“ Her little son thought for a moment, then<br />

said: „Well, who is the man living in our house that I call “daddy„?“<br />

• Mum, can I go into the sea? – No. – Why not? – Because the sharks<br />

swimming in these waters are dangerous. – But dad is already there.<br />

– Yes, darling. But he’s insured!<br />

• David and Tommy were sitting in a pub talking about animals. – I’ve<br />

just bought a pig. – But where will you keep it? You haven’t got a<br />

garden. – I’m going to keep it under my bed. – But what about the<br />

smell? – Oh! The pig will soon get used to that!<br />

• Stephan was a brilliant violinist. He believed that he could tame wild<br />

animals with his music, so he walked into the jungle, playing his violin.<br />

After a few minutes, elephants, giraffes, lions, and monkey stood

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