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Hushpuppy
THE SAD SAGA OF ST. JOHN
(Performed at Tai Graduation, June 2004; AHG, October 9, 2004)
I remember that sad day
In the year 2002
When I heard the TV say
St. John ain’t good for you
I reckon they forgot
What you really oughta know
Two billion bucks of Zoloft
Placed second to placebo
And they also forgot
The good Doctor Cott
The first one to outline
The study design
But after Cott was gone
The design it was redrawn
With no redeeming graces
They took on basket cases.
They forgot the good St. John
Was the German’s number one
With better Deutsche direction
They take John for their depression
What’s the story we were fed
By our US Institute
They misled us instead
Saying herbs they ain’t “sehr gut”
Our NInstitutes of Health
Misleads us local yuppies
They rob health to pay off wealth
Their studies are “hushpuppies”
And the press in all its wisdom
Missed one important score
St. John reduced orgasm
But Zoloft reduced it more
Hushpuppy
A most depressing tune
Hushpuppy
—JimDuke