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Phoenix 1979

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A LITTLE WIT:<br />

The Faculty<br />

Professor: If there are any dumbbells in the room, please<br />

A long pause .<br />

stand up.<br />

. . then<br />

a lone freshman stood up.<br />

Professor: "What! Do you consider yourself<br />

a dumbbell?"<br />

Freshman: "Well, not exactly that sir, but I just hate to see<br />

136<br />

you standing up<br />

there all alone. "<br />

Anonymous<br />

Student Reception

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