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22<br />
1. If Sally was a Pasture instead of a Field?<br />
2. If Tallulah was a Loan Company Janitor instead of a Bankhead?<br />
3. If Dr. Joyce was Sisters instead of Brothers?<br />
4. If Ice was a Berg instead of a Cube?<br />
5. If Morgan was an Imprisoned Woman instead of a Freeman?<br />
6. If Al was Blue instead of<br />
Green?<br />
7. If Arsenio was a Room<br />
instead of a Hall?<br />
8. If Mary was a Liver instead<br />
of a Hart?<br />
9. If Olivia Newton was a<br />
Dressing Room instead of a<br />
John?<br />
10. If Alicia was Locks instead of<br />
Keys?<br />
Wouldn’t It Be Funny IF?<br />
by GEORGE NEWBERRy<br />
Al BlUE?<br />
mARy lIVER?<br />
TERRy DARBy With a Song<br />
in my Heart<br />
After thinking about it for some time, I have decided to hang up<br />
my microphone and no longer host karaoke at Spurline on Thursday<br />
nights. I have had 5 1/2 wonderful years of listening to some<br />
of the greatest voices and...okay, a few of the not so great. But<br />
the best thing about our karaoke has always been that I used the<br />
term “we have no heroes here.” Everyone was welcome to sing<br />
and everyone was applauded for their efforts. First time singers,<br />
some nervous and excited, always walked off the stage with<br />
a smile. They did it! I want to thank the owners of Spurline Jim<br />
and Michael from the bottom of my heart. Who knew that when<br />
you asked me to sub a few times until you found someone permanently,<br />
that all this time would pass? You have always been<br />
fair with me and have praised my work as a host and singer. You<br />
are both the best. What would I have done without my amazing<br />
friend Christopher Durbin, my “partner in crime” behind the<br />
bar on so many Thursday nights? You have a beautiful voice<br />
and soul and I’ll miss our duets. To Jason, Terry, Stephen and<br />
all the other Thursday night guys, you were all the nicest reason<br />
to come to work. I hope all you singers will come see Jeff at<br />
karaoke on Sunday nights. My friend, you are the coolest! I will<br />
be there to croon a tune with you when I can. Finally, to all my<br />
regular and faithful singers, thank you for coming back time after<br />
time, year after year. You are all in my heart...with a song! Love<br />
to all my Spurline family and friends. Terry Darby<br />
P.S. Remember you’ll still see me in my real estate magazine,<br />
Lifestyle Properties every month. November starts my 9th<br />
year of publication!
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