Donna Saslove And Simon Lugassy - JO LEE Magazine
Donna Saslove And Simon Lugassy - JO LEE Magazine
Donna Saslove And Simon Lugassy - JO LEE Magazine
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WITS END<br />
Humor In Quotes<br />
By <strong>JO</strong> <strong>LEE</strong> <strong>Magazine</strong><br />
New York / San Francisco / Hong Kong / London / Tokyo / Rome / Toronto<br />
Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you<br />
must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are<br />
only ten. H.L. Mencken<br />
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by<br />
spectacular error. John Kenneth Galbraith<br />
Whence it came, where it went. Don’t worry about the<br />
world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in<br />
Australia. Charles Schulz<br />
If the phone doesn’t ring, it’s me. Jimmy Buffet<br />
The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God’s mind – a<br />
pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you’ve just<br />
made a down payment on a house. Woody Allen<br />
Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.<br />
Rita Mae Brown<br />
Protect me from knowing what I don’t need to know.<br />
Protect me from even knowing that there are things to<br />
know that I don’t know. Protect me from knowing that I<br />
decided not to know about the things that I decided not<br />
to know about. Amen. Douglas Adams<br />
JL