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Donna Saslove And Simon Lugassy - JO LEE Magazine

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WITS END<br />

Humor In Quotes<br />

By <strong>JO</strong> <strong>LEE</strong> <strong>Magazine</strong><br />

New York / San Francisco / Hong Kong / London / Tokyo / Rome / Toronto<br />

Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you<br />

must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are<br />

only ten. H.L. Mencken<br />

If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by<br />

spectacular error. John Kenneth Galbraith<br />

Whence it came, where it went. Don’t worry about the<br />

world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in<br />

Australia. Charles Schulz<br />

If the phone doesn’t ring, it’s me. Jimmy Buffet<br />

The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God’s mind – a<br />

pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you’ve just<br />

made a down payment on a house. Woody Allen<br />

Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.<br />

Rita Mae Brown<br />

Protect me from knowing what I don’t need to know.<br />

Protect me from even knowing that there are things to<br />

know that I don’t know. Protect me from knowing that I<br />

decided not to know about the things that I decided not<br />

to know about. Amen. Douglas Adams<br />

JL

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