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RAG Chooses<br />
its Charities<br />
Chooses its<br />
tf editorial team<br />
News Editor<br />
Tom Seal<br />
Comment & Debate<br />
Nick Coleridge-Watts<br />
Features Editor<br />
Kate Brook<br />
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Daniel Collard<br />
Editor-in-Chief<br />
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Editors<br />
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Don’t Run With Scissors<br />
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Designed by<br />
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On Thursday 21st October the SU<br />
coordinated with the ‘Royal Holloway<br />
Anti-Cuts Alliance’ (RHACA)<br />
to stage a meeting called ‘Don’t<br />
Run with Scissors: Cuts to Education<br />
Never Heal’ in order to deal<br />
with the news of the government’s<br />
recent spending reviews. This meeting<br />
aimed to introduce students to<br />
how these cuts will affect both our<br />
university and the wider local community.<br />
To these ends, a number of<br />
speakers were invited, representing<br />
different organisations, including<br />
<strong>The</strong> British Trade Union and the<br />
NUS, as well as representatives from<br />
Royal Holloway.<br />
<strong>The</strong> first speaker to address the<br />
packed <strong>Founder</strong>’s Main Lecture<br />
<strong>The</strong>atre was Kit Leary from ‘Save<br />
Our Services in Surrey’, who spoke<br />
about the specific effects of the cuts<br />
on Surrey. Leary opened by countering<br />
the recent BBC survey that lists<br />
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Runnymede as the seventh most<br />
resilient county to the cuts by contrasting<br />
this to the fact that the nearby<br />
Spelthorne was listed as seventieth.<br />
He accepted that areas of Surrey<br />
are very affluent but emphasised<br />
the pockets of poverty which can<br />
also be found in this borough. On<br />
the matter of the cuts, Leary stated<br />
that the ‘axe was coming’ and that<br />
wherever it falls it will ‘hit from cradle<br />
to grave’. He also discussed the<br />
planned downsizing of the Connexions<br />
Careers Service which would<br />
relocate the current twenty centres<br />
into two offices in Epsom and Camberley.<br />
Combined with planned cuts<br />
to the bus service, Leary expressed<br />
his fears that Connexions would<br />
now be rendered virtually inaccessible.<br />
He concluded by calling the<br />
cuts a single unified program of attacks<br />
that require a single unified<br />
program of defence.<br />
<strong>The</strong> second speaker was Duska<br />
Rosenburg, as a representative of<br />
‘University and College Union’ and<br />
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a professor of Computer and Information<br />
Communication at Royal<br />
Holloway. After stating that she fully<br />
backed the RHACA, Rosenburg<br />
declared that at a time where other<br />
countries are investing in education<br />
our government should not be<br />
undermining our future with these<br />
‘misguided’ cuts. She described<br />
the danger of focusing on a monetary<br />
economy at the expense of the<br />
knowledge economy, which is a beneficial<br />
but unquantifiable force. <strong>The</strong><br />
responsibility of the academic circle<br />
in supporting the wider community<br />
was also emphasised as Rosenburg<br />
closed with the statement ‘this is not<br />
just about academics but about the<br />
rest of us as well’.<br />
<strong>The</strong>re was a change in focus to<br />
how these cuts would affect specific<br />
communities disproportionately<br />
with the presence of Dave Weaver<br />
speaking on behalf of ‘Black Activ<br />
continued on page 6 »<br />
Charities<br />
Beth Bridewell<br />
Communications Officer<br />
At the RAG meeting on Wednesday<br />
20th October, the charities that RAG<br />
would support for the academic year<br />
2010/2011 were chosen. This was<br />
done by reading through an application<br />
form sent in by over 15 charities,<br />
containing vital information<br />
about their cause and the money<br />
they raise. Three charities were to be<br />
selected and this occurred through<br />
a vote of people attending the meeting.<br />
<strong>The</strong> charities selected shall be<br />
the focus of RAGs fundraising endeavors<br />
throughout the year, these<br />
being: Anthony Nolan, Street Invest<br />
and International Alert.<br />
Anthony Nolan is a medical charity<br />
of upmost importance that has<br />
helped find thousands of people a<br />
bone marrow donor. Anthony Nolan<br />
is the best chance for thousands<br />
of people needing a bone marrow<br />
match, but for every person they<br />
help there are people that miss out.<br />
Bone marrow is very specific and<br />
therefore to have a transplant requires<br />
a perfect match – this takes<br />
time and money and to save lives<br />
money is key. <strong>The</strong>y have a long history<br />
of innovation and have created<br />
the world’s first register of people<br />
willing to donate their stem cells<br />
and now have the UK’s first dedicated<br />
cord blood bank. Anthony Nolan<br />
are constantly seek ways to improve<br />
the success of stem cell transplants<br />
using cutting edge technology. For<br />
every pound raised by us 82p will go<br />
towards helping save lives, 9p goes<br />
towards vital research into making<br />
stem cell and bone marrow transplants<br />
more successful, 8p goes to<br />
raising more money and the last 1p<br />
goes towards administration. Anthony<br />
Nolan is an amazing medical<br />
charity and that’s why they are one<br />
of the 3 RAG charities this academic<br />
year.<br />
In addition to “Make a Wish”, for<br />
which the pantomime will be raising<br />
money for, RAG’s main children’s<br />
charity for the year is “Street-<br />
Invest”. <strong>The</strong> charity writes that their<br />
mission will be fulfilled “when street<br />
children are just children.” <strong>The</strong>y<br />
help forgotten children through the<br />
professional training of street workers<br />
who work as the trustworthy<br />
adults that the street children need<br />
in their lives. Through these listeners<br />
on the ground level, the charity<br />
can fully understand where best<br />
to invest in order to truly improve<br />
the lives of these children. Based in<br />
the UK, this is a smaller charity for<br />
Royal Holloway to support and we<br />
hope that students will feel an affinity<br />
with these children who have to<br />
live alone, and support a charity that<br />
aims to invest in the children that<br />
do.<br />
Our third charity, International<br />
Alert are a non-governmental organisation<br />
and charity, based in<br />
London. <strong>The</strong>y describe themselves<br />
as “an independent peace building<br />
organisation that works to lay the<br />
foundations for lasting peace and<br />
security in communities affected by<br />
violent conflict”. Active in over 20<br />
countries all over the world, their<br />
regional work is located in places<br />
such as the West Africa, South Asia<br />
and the Andean region of South<br />
America; which are all areas affected<br />
by, threatened by or dealing with the<br />
after-math of conflict. With 99% of<br />
their annual income (£10.5 million)<br />
going to charitable causes, it is clear<br />
that this company are making a<br />
huge difference on an international<br />
scale.<br />
We believe these charities are all<br />
well worth raising money for and<br />
we can’t wait to get started. We need<br />
help for fundraising ideas, help putting<br />
events on and donations from<br />
everyone and anyone!
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News<br />
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POLLING<br />
STATION<br />
First Cross Campus<br />
Election Results<br />
Emily Lees<br />
An Icy Treat<br />
is Heading<br />
Towards<br />
<strong>Founder</strong>s<br />
Christmas is coming early to Royal<br />
Holloway this year, with the South<br />
quad of <strong>Founder</strong>’s building being<br />
adorned with a glistening sheet of<br />
ice.<br />
<strong>The</strong> synthetic ice rink will measure<br />
144 square meters and will be<br />
open to all students, staff and the<br />
public from December 6th until<br />
23rd December.<br />
Sessions on the rink will last 45<br />
minutes and will be offered daily<br />
from 2pm to 9.45pm. For Royal<br />
Holloway students and staff the sessions<br />
will only cost £7 at peak times<br />
or £6 off peak (Monday – Friday<br />
before 5pm) <strong>The</strong> ice rink is environmentally<br />
friendly so this Christmas<br />
pleasure is entirely guilt free; skaters<br />
will be provided with skates...however,<br />
the ability to stay on your feet<br />
is up to you!<br />
Skaters may be a little cold after<br />
their skate, and will be able to<br />
warm themselves up with some<br />
seasonal treats and mulled wine<br />
from Crosslands café.<br />
Royal Holloway is very much<br />
reaching out to the local community<br />
with this free ice rink as Melanie<br />
Loizou, Deputy Director of<br />
Client Services at Royal Holloway,<br />
has stated: “We are really proud to<br />
be able to bring something quite<br />
unique to the area for Christmas.<br />
Our beautiful <strong>Founder</strong>’s building<br />
will make a stunning backdrop<br />
to the ice rink and we will be encouraging<br />
local families to come<br />
along and enjoy this festive experience<br />
alongside our own students<br />
and staff.”<br />
This wonderful winter treat is<br />
one not to miss, so for any more<br />
information and to book time<br />
slots online go to: www.conferences.rhul.ac.uk/christmas.<br />
Vikki Vile<br />
<strong>The</strong> much anticipated results of the<br />
recent Royal Holloway Student’s<br />
Union elections (the first to utilise<br />
online voting) were announced last<br />
week, with this year’s appointees<br />
more determined than ever to make<br />
a change to our university experience.<br />
Cordelia Masters received more<br />
votes than any other candidate this<br />
election, gaining 213 to become this<br />
year’s RAG Vice-Chair. She told <strong>The</strong><br />
<strong>Founder</strong> “I’m really excited about<br />
the position, and am looking forward<br />
to helping RAG reach out to<br />
every element of Holloway life.”<br />
An English student, Cordelia is<br />
predominantly concerned working<br />
together with all the societies<br />
to create future charity fundraising,<br />
adding “We really want to encourage<br />
all societies to put on their own<br />
charity events with the help of RAG.<br />
I’m also really excited about how the<br />
pantomime is coming along.”<br />
With 178 votes, Anoosheh Dastbaz<br />
was voted the 2010/11 ‘SU Publication’<br />
Editor, facing no opposition.<br />
Elizabeth Bridewell won her election<br />
to become this year’s NUS Delegate<br />
receiving 137 votes. She said of<br />
her appointment “to have gained the<br />
position of NUS Delegate at a time<br />
like this seems perfect.” This ‘time’<br />
refers to the current political climate<br />
concerning the removal of a cap on<br />
tuition fees and Elizabeth hopes to<br />
make a stand against the cuts, saying:<br />
“With the recent news of the<br />
Browne Report and the Spending<br />
Review, I feel it is a vital time to unite<br />
as a union of students and make it<br />
clear that we care about how the system<br />
pans out. I am excited to attend<br />
the ‘Fund Our Future: Stop the Cuts’<br />
Demonstration on the 10th of November<br />
in London. I hope as many<br />
people as possible from Royal Holloway<br />
come to show their motivation<br />
to see things change.”<br />
Two candidates ran for the position<br />
of NUS Delegate and, gaining<br />
119 votes, Waleed Wain was also<br />
elected.<br />
Liz Scott-Wilson was another student<br />
who faced no opposition in the<br />
elections but was still very pleased<br />
to receive 192 votes to become this<br />
year’s First Year Representative. She<br />
told <strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong>, “I was quite surprised<br />
at the lack of candidacy for<br />
the post of First Year Rep. I only<br />
found this out after the deadline<br />
had shut.” Liz went on to say she<br />
really enjoyed the candidacy process<br />
at Royal Holloway, explaining,<br />
“Comparing it to the elections for<br />
Students’ Committee President that<br />
happened at school every year, this<br />
election was crazy: a lot of bits of<br />
paper, videos and stuff that I wasn’t<br />
sure were wholly necessary since<br />
there wasn’t any opposition...but it<br />
was fun.”<br />
However, Liz is aware there is a<br />
lot more to the position than making<br />
videos. Acting as a voice for<br />
tentative first years’ is an important<br />
job: “I stick to what I’ve said over<br />
and over again, we all need to have<br />
our say. I’d also like to say “Hi” and<br />
“Sorry, mate” to the re open nominee!”<br />
As Liz was the only candidate<br />
to stand, the electorate is given the<br />
option of voting to re-open the position,<br />
though fortunately this did<br />
not happen in any of the candidates’<br />
cases this year.<br />
<strong>The</strong> position of International Student<br />
Officer for this year was voted<br />
for by 236 students, 209 of whom<br />
voted for Paras Jain to fulfil this role.<br />
However, the most fiercely-fought<br />
for position was that of Union<br />
Chairperson for the coming year.<br />
Four candidates stood and 280 votes<br />
were cast. Candidates were required<br />
to gain more than 140 votes to become<br />
elected. After a third round<br />
of voting revealed a very closely<br />
fought contest with Katie receiving<br />
117 votes and Jude receiving<br />
120 votes meaning Jude Davé will<br />
serve as Royal Holloway’s 2010/11<br />
Union Chair. He was keen to send<br />
out a message to all students that<br />
their voices should be heard, “I am<br />
here to promise the best of myself to<br />
the position and to let the Student<br />
voice be heard. <strong>The</strong>re is work to be<br />
done, not necessarily to change the<br />
Union, but to improve it. I want to<br />
tell the students that the Union is<br />
you! Without you, there would be<br />
no Union. It is for the students. If<br />
students do not take an active role<br />
in the Union, then there is no use<br />
having one, hence I urge RHUL Students<br />
to come to General Meeting<br />
and use it as a platform to showcase<br />
your voice.”<br />
Jude’s enthusiasm is easy to see<br />
and he is keen to be seen as an approachable<br />
and accessible figure in<br />
the student body, stating “I am not<br />
above or below any student, if anything<br />
I am their equal. <strong>The</strong>y can find<br />
me, talk to me, and together, we can<br />
light the sparks to the firework. <strong>The</strong><br />
Voice is Yours.”
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News<br />
A generation ‘on our own’: the<br />
Comprehensive Spending Revi<br />
» continued from front page<br />
cluding higher education, prompting<br />
angry responses from many<br />
groups, including the National Union<br />
of Students who have said the<br />
review “looks an entire generation<br />
in the eye and says ‘you’re on your<br />
own’”.<br />
This year, the government predicted<br />
that £697bn will be spent, yet<br />
they will only raise £548bn through<br />
taxation. <strong>The</strong> deficit of £149bn is<br />
made up of borrowed money; however<br />
with already £44bn in debt<br />
interest to be paid back, the new<br />
coalition government wishes to borrow<br />
as little as possible. David Frost,<br />
from the British Chambers of Commerce,<br />
said that “business has been<br />
absolutely clear on this – the deficit<br />
has to be tackled no matter what<br />
and this starts the process”.<br />
With key sectors such as Health<br />
and the Schools budget protected<br />
from cuts, other areas have been<br />
hit hard. Amongst these are higher<br />
education and business, two sectors<br />
which greatly affect students. <strong>The</strong><br />
Department for Business, Innovation<br />
and Skills has an annual budget<br />
of £21.2bn but is set to lose 25% in<br />
current spending (items including<br />
salaries) and 52% in capital spending<br />
(assets such as buildings). <strong>The</strong><br />
university teaching budget is to be<br />
cut by 40% and the further education<br />
budget for over 19s is to fall by<br />
25%.<br />
40%<br />
<strong>The</strong> budget cut faced by universities<br />
This will have a knock on effect<br />
for mature students and adult learners,<br />
especially in job-related training.<br />
<strong>The</strong> ‘ Train to Gain’ programme,<br />
which aids people over 25 in developing<br />
vocational skills and seeking<br />
new jobs, has been axed, as has the<br />
Education Maintenance Allowance.<br />
<strong>The</strong> EMA helped young people between<br />
16 and 18 from low income<br />
families carry on in further education<br />
rather than enter the workplace<br />
directly after leaving school at 16. By<br />
scrapping the scheme, many young<br />
people may be prevented from continuing<br />
Sixth Form and subsequently<br />
from attending university.<br />
It has been said that the 40% loss<br />
from the university budget will be<br />
“offset” by the raised tuition fees, a<br />
sentiment which coincides very well<br />
the recent results of the apparently<br />
independent Browne Review. Given<br />
the nature of the cuts it now seems<br />
very likely that the suggestions from<br />
the review will be implemented<br />
by the government. <strong>The</strong>se suggestions<br />
include the concept of £7,000<br />
a year tuition fees and huge graduate<br />
debts paid back over 30 years at<br />
a higher rate of inflation plus 2.2%.<br />
Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg<br />
stated that the coalition will publish<br />
its plans for tuition fees within two<br />
weeks and confirmed that tuition<br />
fees would definitely be capped.<br />
<strong>The</strong>se cuts will affect many aspects<br />
of daily life, with police funding<br />
being reduced by 4% a year as<br />
well as the Ministry Defence seeing<br />
a large budget cut. This will result<br />
in a predicted 5,000 job losses from<br />
the RAF and Navy and 25,000 civilian<br />
staff, combined with half a million<br />
public sector jobs also expected<br />
to be lost. Danny Alexander, Chief<br />
Secretary to the Treasury, said that:<br />
“Spending cuts overall do affect everybody<br />
– I’ m not trying to disguise<br />
that. It is going to be difficult for a<br />
lot of people. But the cumulative effect<br />
of the spending cuts we’ve announced<br />
today, the investment in<br />
education we’ve announced along<br />
with the welfare changes and the tax<br />
measures – give a picture which I<br />
think is broadly progressive”.<br />
Chancellor George Osborne announced<br />
that “today’s the day when<br />
Britain steps back from the brink,<br />
when we confront the bills from<br />
a decade of debt. To back down<br />
now and abandon our plans would<br />
be the road to economic ruin. We<br />
will stick to the course. We will secure<br />
our country’s stability.” Yet not
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News<br />
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outcome of the<br />
ew<br />
everyone is in accordance with his<br />
views – Shadow Chancellor Alan<br />
Johnson stated that “it’ s our firm<br />
belief that the rush to cut the deficit<br />
endangers the recovery and reduces<br />
the prospects for employment in the<br />
short term and for prosperity in the<br />
longer term. We believe we can and<br />
should sustain a more gradual reduction,<br />
securing growth.”<br />
Aaron Porter, the NUS president,<br />
said “This is a devastating blow to<br />
higher and further education that<br />
puts the future of colleges and universities<br />
at risk and will have repercussions<br />
for the future prospects<br />
of students and learners. <strong>The</strong>y are<br />
proposing to eliminate almost all<br />
funding for university education<br />
whilst simultaneously transferring<br />
the debt onto students”. A group<br />
of Royal Holloway students has<br />
formed an Anti Cuts Alliance to defend<br />
all students and staff from the<br />
effects of the cuts and to campaign<br />
for a system where everyone has fair<br />
access to education. <strong>The</strong> NUS has<br />
organised a national demonstration<br />
against cuts to further and higher<br />
education in central London on<br />
Wednesday 10 November 2010.<br />
Clockwise from top-left: Students at Plymouth rally in<br />
preparation for the national demonstration, the protest<br />
poster being used by the NUS and other organisations,<br />
the RAF Harrier GR9 is one of the most notable victims<br />
of the cuts in defence spending, students at Kent show<br />
their support for the national protest
6 <strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> | Thursday 4 November 2010<br />
News<br />
Don’t Run<br />
Staines-on-Thames?<br />
With Scissors<br />
» continued from Page 2<br />
ists Rising Against Cuts.’ He began<br />
by stating that he was ‘disgusted’<br />
with the spending cuts and the<br />
‘devastating impacts they will have<br />
on all communities’. Weaver continued<br />
to call Nick Clegg a political<br />
sell-out, getting a positive reaction<br />
from the crowd. He highlighted the<br />
already disproportionate effects of<br />
poverty on black communities, with<br />
higher levels of unemployment, failure<br />
in higher education and child<br />
poverty. Weaver asserted that, with<br />
these cuts already expected to hit<br />
the poor hardest, this will be disproportionately<br />
reflected in black communities.<br />
Fears were also expressed<br />
that in this harder economic climate<br />
people will seek to find a scapegoat,<br />
potentially causing an increase in<br />
racism, prejudice and hate crime.<br />
Wanda Canton continued this<br />
theme, speaking as Queen Mary’s<br />
Women’s officer and representative<br />
of the NUS LGBT, addressing the<br />
effects of the cuts on certain societal<br />
groups. She presented how the cuts<br />
will affect support services for the<br />
most vulnerable in our society, such<br />
as victims of domestic abuse, people<br />
suffering from homophobia and<br />
prejudice as well as children who<br />
live under the poverty line. Canton<br />
further discussed the role of education<br />
in challenging prejudices and<br />
extending fair opportunities, saying<br />
that ‘by crippling education you are<br />
also crippling equality’.<br />
Ben Robinson was the fifth<br />
speaker representing ‘Youth Fight<br />
for Jobs’ bringing the evening back<br />
to focusing on how the cuts will<br />
affect our generation specifically.<br />
Robinson called the cuts an ‘attack<br />
on our generation’, and described<br />
how people may be alienated from<br />
higher education because of the<br />
tf Next deadline<br />
debts involved. He also spoke of the<br />
plans to scrap the Education Maintenance<br />
Allowance as well as wide<br />
spread job losses in the public sector<br />
and how this will affect already high<br />
youth unemployment rates. <strong>The</strong> example<br />
of the political activism seen<br />
in French students was used as an<br />
example as Robinson urged English<br />
students to protest against the cuts<br />
and ‘defend our right to a future’.<br />
To conclude the speakers for the<br />
evening was Sean Rillo Raczka, a<br />
senator of the University of London<br />
Union. He presented the most<br />
inflammatory speech, calling <strong>The</strong><br />
Browne Review ‘an audacious and<br />
savage attack on higher education’<br />
and referred to our ‘illegitimate<br />
government’. <strong>The</strong> main thrust of<br />
his argument was that our society<br />
needed to develop a keener sense<br />
of social awareness and needs to<br />
awaken political feeling in students.<br />
Raczka argued that the fairness of<br />
the cuts was a lie and that those on<br />
the poorest incomes will be affected<br />
disproportionately. He highlighted<br />
the potential damages that would<br />
be caused by further cuts to teaching<br />
grants, as well as the fact that increased<br />
charges for over 25s taking<br />
GCSEs would alienate even more<br />
people from higher education. <strong>The</strong><br />
example of French student activists<br />
was brought up again and Raczka<br />
finished his speech with the rallying<br />
cry ‘Let’s get French’.<br />
After a brief Q&A section the<br />
meeting was closed by the RHACA<br />
themselves, by thanking everyone<br />
for their support and advertising<br />
the national demonstration taking<br />
place on 10th November. <strong>The</strong>y<br />
emphasised their plans for an increased<br />
presence on campus, with<br />
further planned events such as staffacademic-student<br />
meetings, panel<br />
debates and further protests against<br />
the cuts.<br />
<strong>The</strong> next deadline is set as midday on Monday<br />
8th November, please email any articles to the<br />
relevant section<br />
You can also keep up-to-date with everything that’s happening at<br />
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Changing Staines’s reputation may require more than just a name change<br />
Thomas Seal<br />
News Editor<br />
Local business leaders have suggested<br />
that Staines add the beautifying<br />
affix to its name in a simple<br />
but potent move to dispel the<br />
town’s negative image, which has<br />
permeated popular culture from<br />
the exploits of Sacha Baron Cohen’s<br />
Ali G (‘West Staines is da<br />
best!’) to recently being sneered at<br />
by Stephen Fry on the most recent<br />
QI.<br />
<strong>The</strong> forum believes that adding<br />
‘on-Thames’ or ‘upon-Thames’ to<br />
the (undeniably evocative) current<br />
name will help improve the public<br />
perception of the town.<br />
According to Alex Tribick, chairman<br />
of the forum, ‘not one person<br />
we spoke to said they wanted it to<br />
remain as Staines’, citing the city’s<br />
section river as part of an ‘iconic<br />
image’ of Britain.<br />
In the run up to the 2012 London<br />
Olympics, local businesses and<br />
councils are striving to maximise<br />
their appeal in preparation for the<br />
huge influx of tourists the event will<br />
bring to London and its surrounding<br />
counties, especially the Games’<br />
so-called ‘satellite villages’, which<br />
will include some of Royal Holloway’s<br />
halls of residence. Staines’<br />
commercial sector gains to benefit<br />
greatly from this, receiving a generous<br />
slice of the predicted £2bn with<br />
which the Games will flood our<br />
economy.<br />
<strong>The</strong> decision will be run by Spelthorne<br />
Borough council at a cabinet<br />
meeting on November 1st.<br />
Please don’t throw this newspaper in a river when you are finished, recycle it<br />
Recycling bins are located at:<br />
Arts Building, <strong>The</strong> Hub, Gowar and Wedderburn Halls, T-Dubbs
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Solidarity is the only way forward<br />
We may not all be in this together, but that doesn’t stop us standing together<br />
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7<br />
Rustam Majainah puts forward the case for the protests<br />
One of the main<br />
arguments people<br />
have against<br />
those campaigning<br />
against the<br />
cuts is that they<br />
have vested interests in what they<br />
are campaigning against. As if<br />
somehow we should expect those<br />
who will lose their jobs, benefits or<br />
education to lie down and take the<br />
cuts without a murmur of disapproval.<br />
<strong>The</strong>y say that the arguments<br />
against cuts should be completely<br />
disregarded as irrational and self<br />
serving, even if they are effective<br />
and well-reasoned, dismissing them<br />
as ‘clever dick arguments’ (<strong>Founder</strong>,<br />
20th October).<br />
However, as much as the Government<br />
would like to play High<br />
School Musical politics and parrot<br />
that we are ‘All in this together’, it is<br />
quite obvious that there are some<br />
people who will not be affected by<br />
the cuts. I know this because I am<br />
one of them. I am a middle class<br />
man who has entered university<br />
before the fees increase, just turned<br />
18 after child benefit was cut back,<br />
have a tuition fee loan that can be<br />
paid back if interest is raised to<br />
commercial rates and have even<br />
managed to choose to study physics,<br />
which has been spared any<br />
major cuts in funding. A number<br />
of you may also be in my fortunate<br />
position (especially in regard to a<br />
rise in tuition fees), because statistically<br />
Runnymede is number 26 in<br />
the list of boroughs least affected by<br />
the cuts, and six of the top ten are<br />
not far from us.<br />
So why am I going to be out<br />
campaigning against the cuts, I hear<br />
you ask. It is precisely because I<br />
know that I am in a lucky position<br />
in not being affected that I, and<br />
you, need to be out protesting in<br />
support of the much larger proportion<br />
of society that will be affected<br />
by the cuts. <strong>The</strong>se people could be<br />
your friends, your family or even<br />
your lecturers, many of whom will<br />
lose their jobs directly because of<br />
the cuts. We must stand with them<br />
and support them.<br />
<strong>The</strong> ‘Royal Holloway Anti-Cuts<br />
Alliance’ is so called because it is<br />
exactly that, an alliance. We have<br />
spoken to people of all political colours<br />
who have supported our cause,<br />
I WANT TO GO TO<br />
UNIVERSITY<br />
BUT I CAN’T AFFORD<br />
THE DEBT<br />
STOP EDUCATION CUTS<br />
because they know that if one department<br />
faces cuts to its funding,<br />
theirs could easily be next. <strong>The</strong>re<br />
is also excitement that students<br />
for the first time in years have the<br />
chance to ‘act like students’ and go<br />
out on a demonstration. We must<br />
stand up and be counted on the<br />
‘Fund Our Future: Stop Education<br />
Cuts’ on the 10th of November, and<br />
make sure we as citizens make our<br />
voices heard about the unfairness<br />
of the cuts. Whether we are affected<br />
in a personal capacity by the cuts or<br />
not, the only way to fight them is to<br />
stand together in solidarity.<br />
One of the campaign posters<br />
being used by the NUS and UCU<br />
What’s your<br />
view?<br />
Is reading all<br />
of this making<br />
your blood<br />
boil with<br />
disagreement?<br />
Or will you<br />
be heading<br />
off to protest<br />
on November<br />
10th?<br />
Either way,<br />
we’d like to<br />
hear from you:<br />
comment@<br />
thefounder.<br />
co.uk
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<strong>The</strong> Real Ring of F ire<br />
Nick Coleridge-Watts examines the phenomenon<br />
of student drinking<br />
After a bad day of<br />
cramming for seminars,<br />
earning the<br />
minimum wage, or<br />
simply because you<br />
aren’t getting laid<br />
as much as you’d like, you may find<br />
solace by crawling into a bottle of<br />
something mind-altering. I know I<br />
do. Alternatively you may be predrinking<br />
before a top night out with<br />
your mates, or engaging in hefty<br />
sessions of ring of fire (on behalf of<br />
the final group I’d like to take this<br />
time to issue a personal message to<br />
the last king in every deck of cards<br />
– you, sir, are a cunt). Whichever<br />
it is, we all regularly enjoy the<br />
pleasures of drinking, frequently to<br />
excess, which forms an integral part<br />
of 21st Century youth’s mission of<br />
self-abuse.<br />
With the government’s slow<br />
dismantling of Britain very much<br />
dominating the news recently,<br />
many of you may have skipped over<br />
a report published by Alcohol Concern<br />
regarding the estimated NHS<br />
costs of treatment for underage<br />
drinking amounting to £19 million.<br />
<strong>The</strong> report offered the shocking<br />
statistic that alcohol contributed to<br />
5% of young people’s deaths, and<br />
that the UK has the highest rate of<br />
alcohol-related injuries in Europe.<br />
Sobering stuff (that’s right pun<br />
police – come get me).<br />
<strong>The</strong> under-18 drinking phenomenon<br />
is just one aspect of a broader<br />
issue; one in five men and one on<br />
seven women drink more than<br />
double the recommended daily<br />
allowance. In 2003 it was revealed<br />
17 million working days in the<br />
UK are lost to hangovers, whilst<br />
22,000 premature deaths occur each<br />
year as a consequence of alcohol.<br />
Demographically-speaking, there<br />
will be a substantial increase in<br />
alcohol-related illnesses as the<br />
quantities consumed by the young<br />
go far beyond appropriate levels.<br />
If your parents are anything like<br />
mine then you’ll have frequently<br />
been on the receiving end of<br />
lectures decrying young people’s<br />
behaviour, and claiming that in<br />
their day standards were far more<br />
restrained. This is, in a word, bollocks.<br />
Or rather, it’s a crass oversimplification.<br />
Bad behaviour, or fun,<br />
depending on your point of view,<br />
‘17 million<br />
working<br />
days in<br />
the UK<br />
are lost to<br />
hangovers’<br />
has been a consistent feature of our<br />
species since time began. Only the<br />
extent to which it affects society as<br />
a whole varies. It was 1962 when<br />
my dad was my age, looking down<br />
the barrel of a decade in which<br />
drug use, free love, women’s liberation<br />
and many other extra-curricular<br />
activities abounded in glorious<br />
Technicolor.<br />
<strong>The</strong> difference between then and<br />
now was not restraint; it was naivety.<br />
<strong>The</strong> fact is that in the century<br />
before mass communication BC<br />
life was slower, and influences were<br />
mainly local as opposed to global.<br />
Knowledge of the consequences of<br />
drinking, and other vices, was limited.<br />
Censorship made spreading<br />
the message of what was out there<br />
difficult at a mass level. Similarly,<br />
unpleasant truths in public life were<br />
swept under the carpet, adding to<br />
that rose-tinted shine frequently<br />
tagged to the past. Anyone ever<br />
watched a sitcom from forty years<br />
ago? <strong>The</strong> families presented are<br />
perfect, the children never disaffected<br />
and each episode ends with a<br />
moral. <strong>The</strong>y were safe to an extreme<br />
degree.<br />
As this protective bubble burst<br />
towards the tail end of the Sixties,<br />
the cynicism quickly set in, and the<br />
social consequences of freedom<br />
have provided a stick for the Rightwing<br />
to beat us with ever since. <strong>The</strong><br />
potential, and desire, for self-harm<br />
was clearly always there, it only<br />
needed to be stimulated. <strong>The</strong>rein<br />
lays the generational difference<br />
between us and our parents: we<br />
know exactly what we’re doing. We<br />
know the risks of excessive alcohol<br />
consumption, just like we know the<br />
risks of promiscuity, drug abuse<br />
and so on. And we do it all anyway,<br />
this time not because we’re naïve,<br />
but rather because we can’t ever<br />
envisage it going wrong for us individually.<br />
We’re supermen, and bad<br />
things only happen to other people.<br />
<strong>The</strong> superman mindset affects us<br />
all, and the actions it leads to are<br />
freedoms which should be enjoyed.<br />
But just because you have the right<br />
to stick a gun in your mouth and<br />
pull the trigger doesn’t mean it’s a<br />
good idea. By the time this story is<br />
published I will have attended my<br />
first session at an alcohol and drug<br />
abuse clinic. I have no idea what<br />
their recommendations will be, but<br />
after well over a year of indicators<br />
e.g. not remembering the night<br />
before, concerned friends saying ‘I<br />
think you have a problem’, a loyalty<br />
card from the medical centre etc.,<br />
it’s time to call a halt.
<strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> | Thursday 4 November 2010<br />
9<br />
What’s a-mattican with the Vatican?<br />
Thomas J. Cooke defends the recent attacks on the<br />
Catholic Church in the wake of the Pope’s visit to the UK<br />
From my point of view,<br />
the past few weeks<br />
have proven quite<br />
interesting as far as on<br />
campus journalism is<br />
concerned. Both the<br />
Orbital and this esteemed publication<br />
have produced some real gutter<br />
journalism as regards the Catholic<br />
Church and its leader. <strong>The</strong> Orbital<br />
ran an article on page four by Ms.<br />
Boodt, with various inflammatory<br />
remarks. She mistakes the organisation<br />
for individuals within it.<br />
Looking to the founder as the<br />
balanced voice of reason, I was to<br />
be disappointed again...<br />
Mr. Douglas James’s article,<br />
although marginally better written<br />
than Ms. Boodt’s, was in essence<br />
more of the same bile. In the wake<br />
of the visit, the Church has seen a<br />
massive revival, with lapsed members,<br />
and new converts packing out<br />
our churches. Last Sunday I had<br />
trouble finding somewhere to sit in<br />
the church it was that packed. Most<br />
of them it should be said, were<br />
young couples, students, teenagers,<br />
and families. This archaic and<br />
unequal organisation that promotes<br />
the death of millions throughout<br />
the world, that has no place in<br />
modern society seems remarkably<br />
popular.<br />
But what I really take issue with<br />
here is the lack of balance or tolerance.<br />
I do not believe that any of<br />
the writers of these articles and<br />
comments would ever have the<br />
integrity or courage to attack any<br />
other faith. Christianity and in particular,<br />
Catholicism is a nice comfy<br />
target. <strong>The</strong>re is no risk in slagging<br />
off the Pope because in this country<br />
it is a majority view and therefore<br />
acceptable it seems.<br />
I am by no means a good<br />
catholic. I am a sinner through and<br />
through. Not for one minute would<br />
I defend a lot of Vatican policies<br />
(not to be confused with actual<br />
doctrine), especially the handling<br />
of the abuse scandals, plus their use<br />
of funds in the world. <strong>The</strong> Church<br />
is ridiculously rich, and from time<br />
to time, poorly governed. But it is<br />
also an enormous force for good in<br />
the world.. No Church is perfect,<br />
but people are renewed through the<br />
sacraments; the Christian faith is a<br />
faith of reconciliation. It is where<br />
God becomes human to live as one<br />
of us.<br />
You are free not to agree with this<br />
faith, but what I have come across<br />
in these articles appears to be<br />
(ironically), a betrayal of the very<br />
ideals being championed: tolerance,<br />
understanding, fairness...<br />
I challenge you all to reconsider<br />
whether you truly do believe in an<br />
equal society and treating all beliefs<br />
and people fairly.<br />
<strong>The</strong> etiquette of (student) dining<br />
Douglas James explains why he feels poor etiquette is<br />
reflecting badly on us all<br />
<strong>The</strong>re are few things in<br />
life that are quite as<br />
enjoyable as dining<br />
out. Nothing can<br />
beat the creak and<br />
pop of a pulled cork<br />
followed by the glug of a rapidly<br />
emptied bottle of wine, all the while<br />
safe in the knowledge that it wont<br />
take you take you the best part of<br />
an hour to clean up a demolished<br />
kitchen. <strong>The</strong> right combination of<br />
restaurant, wine and company is<br />
the perfect escape from the ‘Holloway<br />
bubble’ and the stress of<br />
chasing that elusive first. However,<br />
there a few things quite as painful<br />
as having to wait those tables.<br />
As both a waiter, working to fund<br />
my degree, and a lover of food I feel<br />
in the perfect position to comment<br />
and pass judgement upon the more<br />
ill-mannered habits of my fellow<br />
students when eating out. From the<br />
offset I should say that this article<br />
is inspired by my own personal<br />
experiences and that for every table<br />
that commits the sins found below,<br />
many more avoid them and are an<br />
absolute pleasure to serve.<br />
Chances are if you eat out within<br />
a ten-mile radius of most universities<br />
you’re going to be served by<br />
another student; waiting tables<br />
has after all always been a favourite<br />
student profession due to its<br />
few skill requirements and flexible<br />
working hours. Yet I find it<br />
continually strange how students<br />
behave when being served by<br />
their fellow students. <strong>The</strong> rudeness,<br />
impatience and general lack<br />
of manners is astonishing. Having<br />
worked fifty-hour weeks over the<br />
summer it wasn’t until one evening<br />
in October that I would experience<br />
being clicked at for the first time.<br />
If you thought it only happened in<br />
films you’re sadly mistaken, and<br />
what shocked me even more was<br />
that it was someone who I had seen<br />
on campus only a few hours earlier.<br />
It doesn’t seem to make any sense<br />
when students who act so pleasant<br />
towards each other on campus act<br />
so badly off it.<br />
Ill manners, however, are quickly<br />
forgotten when the subject of<br />
money is brought up. Nothing fills<br />
me with more dread than the sight<br />
of a student table of twelve trotting<br />
up en masse each with a ten pound<br />
note clutched in their hands. This<br />
inevitably being followed by the<br />
demand to pay separately, something<br />
they would have done well to<br />
mention before they sat down. For<br />
those who have never experienced<br />
the joys of waiting tables, a table<br />
asking to pay separately is incredibly<br />
awkward ,requiring a lot of<br />
time that should be spent making<br />
sure other diners are having the<br />
best possible time.<br />
Many students also tend to be<br />
fantastically forgetful at the very<br />
moment it comes to paying. <strong>The</strong><br />
onset of such sudden amnesia often<br />
manifests itself in an inability to<br />
perform simple arithmetic functions<br />
or indeed remember what<br />
they ordered in the first place. <strong>The</strong><br />
result, a small collection of wellthumbed<br />
notes far short of the bill<br />
total and one poor member left<br />
to make up the difference. Seeing<br />
the birthday boy or girl having to<br />
cough up because their cheapskate<br />
‘friends’ have decided to leave<br />
without paying is infuriating and<br />
embarrassing. <strong>The</strong>n, finally, there<br />
is the issue of the tip or indeed lack<br />
of it.<br />
<strong>The</strong>re aren’t many things that<br />
the Americans can truly claim to<br />
be ahead of us in, however tipping<br />
is one of them. Tipping is not only<br />
expected it’s all but demanded, just<br />
look at the opening scene of Reservoir<br />
Dogs if you’re in any doubt.<br />
<strong>The</strong> question therefore presents<br />
itself, why don’t students tip?<br />
I’d like to take a brief pause here<br />
to say that anyone reading this and<br />
formulating a retort that includes<br />
the words; “money”, “tight”, “poor”,<br />
“student”, “loan”, “frugal” or in any<br />
other way complains about your<br />
lack of money, stop it right now because<br />
guess what, that’s why I work.<br />
I cannot decide whether the<br />
reason behind this is unawareness<br />
of what is considered polite or a<br />
conscious decision, however, when<br />
compared to the general public the<br />
difference is clear. Obviously if the<br />
service is terrible then don’t leave a<br />
penny and please do complain, but<br />
the vast majority of tables I have<br />
served leave smiling and saying<br />
what a lovely a time they have had,<br />
so why not leave the standard 10%?<br />
Whereas it is a rarity that a table<br />
of non-students won’t leave some<br />
form of gratuity, it is equally rare<br />
for a student table to leave a tip at<br />
all. Is there something I’m missing?<br />
It is little wonder there is so much<br />
anti-student animosity around if<br />
many of us behave in such a way.<br />
Again I would like to reiterate that<br />
many of the students I encounter<br />
are a pleasure to serve, yet a not<br />
inconsiderable number of our fellow<br />
students continue to behave in<br />
a manner that brings scorn upon<br />
us all.
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Israeli settlements are not the issue<br />
Stephen Beckwith puts forward his views on the<br />
ongoing turbulence of the West Bank<br />
Here Obama goes<br />
again, asking<br />
Israel to extend<br />
a settlement<br />
construction<br />
freeze in the<br />
West Bank for another two months<br />
while demanding nothing from the<br />
Palestinians. Two months seems<br />
an arbitrary number unless you<br />
remember the upcoming November<br />
elections.<br />
It seems that Obama does not<br />
want to have another public confrontation<br />
with the Jewish state,<br />
until after the November elections,<br />
in order not to upset Jewish voters.<br />
Meanwhile, he is trying to temporarily<br />
appease and convince the<br />
Palestinians to stay in the negotiations<br />
until after the elections, when<br />
he will again start pressuring Israel<br />
for even more concessions.<br />
Otherwise, how do you explain<br />
the fact that the US president is<br />
adopting the Palestinian point of<br />
view and recycling a mostly mythical<br />
controversy that settlements<br />
are the major obstacle to negotiations<br />
and peace in the Middle East?<br />
Those who believe this farce never<br />
visited the West bank as I have<br />
done, or they would realise that the<br />
settlements are physically a negligible<br />
issue and a cover-up and excuse<br />
for Arab Palestinian rejectionism.<br />
<strong>The</strong> claim that settlement activity<br />
is an obstacle to peace because it<br />
will supposedly diminish the territory<br />
of a future Palestinian entity<br />
is baseless. <strong>The</strong> amount of territory<br />
taken up by the built-up area of all<br />
121 settlements in the West Bank,<br />
with approximately 290,000 residents,<br />
is estimated to be just 1.7%<br />
of the territory. Two thirds of the<br />
settlers reside in five major blocks,<br />
and half of the settlements have 500<br />
or less settlers. Four of the blocks<br />
are very close to the 1949 armistice<br />
line (“Green Line”) and many of<br />
them are suburbs of Jerusalem and<br />
Tel Aviv. Ninety eight percent of the<br />
Palestinian population lives within<br />
roughly 40% of the West Bank, in<br />
six major cities and 450 villages.<br />
Consequently, 60% of the West<br />
Bank is empty of any build-up. You<br />
can drive for a long while in the<br />
West Bank and find no Jewish settlements<br />
or Arab cities, or people.<br />
Moreover, the settlements are a<br />
major source of jobs and income<br />
for the Palestinians.<br />
<strong>The</strong> argument that settlements<br />
will undermine a future territorial<br />
compromise lost much of it force<br />
after Israel dismantled settlements<br />
in the Sinai in 1982 as part of its<br />
peace treaty with Egypt and unilaterally<br />
withdrew 9,000 Israeli settlers<br />
and dismantled all settlements in<br />
the Gaza Strip in 2005.Moreover,<br />
for the last five years prior to the<br />
10-month construction freeze,<br />
all Israeli governments, including<br />
the present one, have adhered to<br />
the guideline that there would be<br />
no new settlements or physical<br />
expansion of existing ones except<br />
for construction confined to the<br />
boundaries of existing settlements<br />
for “natural growth.”<br />
It has been understood in the last<br />
decade by both Presidents Clinton<br />
and George W. Bush that, in any final<br />
peace treaty, Israel will keep the<br />
major close-in blocs of settlements<br />
and compensate the Palestinians<br />
accordingly with land swaps from<br />
within Israel itself. President Clinton<br />
endorsed this in 2000 at Camp<br />
David and in 2001 at Taba, Egypt.<br />
President Bush endorsed this<br />
principle in a 2004. During the last<br />
decade, the only obstacle to peace<br />
was the Palestinian leadership, who<br />
twice rejected the so-called “twostate<br />
solution”. In fact, whenever<br />
an Israeli government has offered<br />
the Palestinians a sovereign state<br />
with eastern Jerusalem as its capital,<br />
while agreeing to dismantle the majority<br />
of those “hated” settlements<br />
outside the major blocs, Palestinian<br />
leaders rejected the offer and<br />
never even made a counter offer. In<br />
2001 in Taba, Prime Minister Ehud<br />
Barak, in the presence of President<br />
Clinton, offered this to Arafat, who<br />
rejected the offer and started the<br />
second Intifada, a campaign of<br />
terror that resulted in the death of<br />
over 1,000 Israelis.<br />
In December 2008, Prime<br />
Minister Olmert, in the presence<br />
of President Bush, made Palestinian<br />
President Mahmoud Abbas<br />
an unprecedented peace proposal<br />
where the PA would receive an area<br />
equivalent to 100% of the West<br />
Bank, by swapping land inside<br />
Israel, and where Jerusalem would<br />
be divided, but Abbas rejected the<br />
offer and started a campaign of<br />
de-legitimisation against Israel. It<br />
seems the Arab world still has only<br />
a one-state solution for the Middle<br />
East. It is a “final solution” that<br />
eliminates Israel altogether.
E X T R A
12 <strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> | Thursday 4 November 2010<br />
E X T R A<br />
Review<br />
Clybourne Park at <strong>The</strong> Royal Court<br />
Arts<br />
It is almost a staple rule of the stage<br />
that there is seldom a better way<br />
to be cruel than through comedy.<br />
Speeches and shocks and bald statements<br />
of fact are all well and good,<br />
but when it comes right down to it,<br />
there is really no better way of communicating<br />
unpleasant truths to<br />
an audience than by making them<br />
fervently wish they weren’t laughing.<br />
Just so, in Dominic Cooke’s<br />
bold new production of Bruce Norris’<br />
sharp-tongued assault on racial<br />
intolerance in America, the laughs<br />
come thick and fast, yet always<br />
laced with poison.<br />
Taking place over two acts, the<br />
first set in 1959 and the second in<br />
2009, Norris’ drama is a masterwork<br />
of wry symmetry, confronting<br />
the thorny intersection between<br />
property and race as it applies to<br />
the same Chicago house over a<br />
span of fifty years. <strong>The</strong> first act,<br />
something of a pantomime though<br />
it appears with its hoop skirts<br />
and sixties slang, reveals a darkly<br />
unforgiving picture of suburban<br />
intolerance, as the white, middleclass<br />
residents of Clybourne Park<br />
react to Russ (Steffan Rhodri) and<br />
Bev (Sophie Thompson) attempting<br />
to sell their desirable two-bed at<br />
a knock-down price, allowing the<br />
very first black family to move into<br />
the neighbourhood. <strong>The</strong> throughline<br />
of this act is one of savagely<br />
spiralling tension; the façades<br />
of friendship and neighbourly<br />
restraint gradually falling away as<br />
the friction builds towards inevitable<br />
explosion. Martin Freeman’s<br />
bigoted neighbour is a stunning<br />
piece of theatrical subtlety; a headtwitching,<br />
tic-ridden family man<br />
with a barely-controlled rage at perceived<br />
impropriety and an inability<br />
to keep his opinions to himself.<br />
Russ and Bev are desperate to sell<br />
the house to escape the memory of<br />
the suicide of their Korean War Vet<br />
son, yet early shows of neighbourly<br />
sympathy are short-lived and soon<br />
replaced by more heartfelt concerns<br />
that their actions will undermine<br />
property values. Fifty years later, in<br />
the second act, and old wounds are<br />
reopened, though this time it is a<br />
Julia Armfield<br />
white couple who want to demolish<br />
and rebuild the newly-bought<br />
house, much to the chagrin of a<br />
more ethnically diverse modern<br />
community. Echoes of previous<br />
tension abound as the same actors<br />
appear in different roles, trampling<br />
over old ground with all the<br />
same intolerances but none of the<br />
enforced etiquette of years gone by;<br />
proving, often through sheer force<br />
of indelicacy, that there is nowhere<br />
so misleadingly distant as the<br />
recent past.<br />
This play’s real genius lies in its<br />
ability to dispense with euphemism,<br />
often at the expense of what might<br />
be regarded as taste. <strong>The</strong> second act,<br />
in particular, is a fantastic display<br />
of a breakdown of delicacy; Freeman’s<br />
white house-buyer and Lorna<br />
Brown’s black neighbour trading<br />
racist jokes, whilst Sarah Goldberg’s<br />
shrieking white housewife’s<br />
mindless liberal outrage (together<br />
with the painful assertion that she<br />
has “loads of black friends”) neatly<br />
highlights the hypocrisy as inherent<br />
in smug political correctness as in<br />
outright antagonism. Freeman, in<br />
both acts, is the outspoken herald<br />
of white resentment and, whilst<br />
he is certainly no hero, the stigma<br />
of empty liberalism falls hard on<br />
other characters. Throughout the<br />
first act, even the apparently liberal<br />
Bev cannot help but patronise the<br />
black maid and her husband Albert;<br />
her continued efforts to present<br />
them with utensils she doesn’t need<br />
leading to one of the most powerful<br />
moments of the play, when Albert<br />
(Lucian Msamati) informs her<br />
that they “have their own things”.<br />
Interestingly, for a play about racism,<br />
nothing is black and white.<br />
All ethnicities are shown to be as<br />
capable of hypocrisy and intolerance,<br />
no matter how much the<br />
balance of economic power seems<br />
to have shifted from the first act to<br />
the second.<br />
Cooke’s production is a strikingly<br />
honest piece of wit and sociology,<br />
which leaves little implied or unsaid.<br />
Performances are universally<br />
stellar, with Freeman and Thompson<br />
offering particularly striking<br />
pictures of white anger and white<br />
guilt, whilst Rhodri’s heartbroken<br />
1950s father is particularly compelling,<br />
even if only because he’s the<br />
bloke who pays Dave on Gavin<br />
and Stacey and honestly, that’s<br />
just weird. <strong>The</strong> power of property<br />
in bringing out resentment<br />
and intolerance is neatly played<br />
upon throughout, with the parallels<br />
between private property and<br />
territory on a much grander scale<br />
strongly highlighting the racial<br />
problems still prevalent in much<br />
of modern society. <strong>The</strong> production<br />
will move onto a run at the<br />
Wyndham’s <strong>The</strong>atre without Freeman<br />
next year (largely, I imagine,<br />
because he’s due to start running<br />
around Middle Earth with a gaggle<br />
of dwarves any day now) and his<br />
loss will be a blow, but this play<br />
must still be viewed as a marvellous<br />
work of comedic honesty and a noholds-barred<br />
attack on hypocrisy in<br />
all forms.<br />
Review: Rodgers and Hammerstein’s<br />
Me and Juliet at the Finborough <strong>The</strong>atre<br />
Alexandra Kinman<br />
Arts Editor<br />
Following the huge success of<br />
Rodgers and Hammerstein’s State<br />
Fair at both the Finborough <strong>The</strong>atre<br />
and in the West End, Me and Juliet<br />
is the second European premiere<br />
of a Rodgers and Hammerstein<br />
musical to be directed by acclaimed<br />
young music theatre director Thom<br />
Southerland. Paired with a superb<br />
backstage production team, including<br />
one of Royal Holloway’s own as<br />
stage manager, the performance is a<br />
well constructed and easily enjoyed<br />
enactment.<br />
With a heart-puppeteering love<br />
story as the corner stone, Me and<br />
Juliet gathers the audience into<br />
following the flurry of a hectic<br />
‘show within a show’ scheme.<br />
<strong>The</strong> result is to keep the audience<br />
captive in their need to soothe the<br />
outcomes of several threads to the<br />
plot. Firstly, the ‘show within a<br />
show’ governs the audience’s initial<br />
concerns as we observe the peaks<br />
and troughs of many cock-ups and<br />
falters. Nevertheless, this comedy<br />
is thinly veiled, purposeful errorbased<br />
entertainment which serves<br />
up endless humour. As a result, the<br />
audience’s desire to have their show,<br />
as both the show we have paid to<br />
see and the show which the characters<br />
themselves are rehearsing,<br />
come off is the overwhelming need.<br />
In turn, our hopes are intertwined<br />
with the performance, and our<br />
need for a good ending for both<br />
(and paradoxically the same show)<br />
is intense.<br />
In turn, the love story almost<br />
takes a backseat as the audience<br />
is guided through the hilarious<br />
musical tumult of the characters’<br />
organisation of their musical.<br />
Together with the tongue-in-cheek<br />
satire of ‘showbusiness’, and being<br />
conducted in a very broadwaylike<br />
heavy New York accent, the<br />
audience is constantly reminded of<br />
the play’s inbuilt satirical hilarity.<br />
Many jokes are made at ‘the<br />
business/ the industry’s’ expense,<br />
and having watched this play in a<br />
small ‘pocket-sized’ theatre, I felt<br />
my companions in the spectator’s<br />
seats were in a closely knit selection<br />
who were given permission to scoff<br />
at the ridiculousness of the arts.<br />
Knowing for a fact that the actors<br />
were unpaid only added to this.<br />
Nonetheless, the quintessential<br />
line that the show must go on<br />
reigns true…
<strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> | Thursday 4 November 2010<br />
E X T R A<br />
13<br />
Arts<br />
‘Strictly’ & ‘X Factor’: Revamped and<br />
Rejuvinated?<br />
As another academic year begins,<br />
almost with as much certainty you<br />
can guarantee the annual return of<br />
the country’s most popular reality<br />
TV shows. However, this year,<br />
changes are afoot on both <strong>The</strong> X<br />
Factor and Strictly Come Dancing.<br />
Vikki Jane Vile<br />
Does this signal some doubt from<br />
producers in their own formats<br />
after both hav‹e experienced plummeting<br />
ratings? Or is the pressure<br />
of the constant revamping from<br />
their screen rivals causing them<br />
both to crack? Having watched the<br />
opening episodes of both these<br />
successes of light entertainment, I<br />
remain unsure ...<br />
For the first time in the broadcasting<br />
of both shows, the seventh<br />
series of X Factor started five weeks<br />
ahead of Strictly Come Dancing,<br />
allowing plenty of time to hook<br />
viewers in before a single sequin<br />
has been sewn on a costume over<br />
on Strictly. So how did Simon Cowell’s<br />
unstoppable machine choose<br />
to abuse this head start? In the only<br />
trashy and tasteless way it knows<br />
how – exploitation. “I know!” you<br />
say, ”Don’t they do that every year?”<br />
Yes, my dear reader, but usually to<br />
their hapless contestants – not their<br />
own judges. And so here we had<br />
on the trailer of the first episode,<br />
footage of a frail-looking Cheryl<br />
Cole bent double over a desk barely<br />
able to explain the obvious that she<br />
thought she was “going down with<br />
something”. That something which<br />
we all know now was the malaria<br />
that bought her close to death. Presumably<br />
the nearest Strictly could<br />
get to this would be Brucie making<br />
his entrance before falling noisily<br />
down the stairs of the set proceeded<br />
by nothing but the eerie silence of<br />
the in-house band and an awkward<br />
smile from Tess Daly as she attempted<br />
to carry on by herself.<br />
With one judge described as<br />
being “hours from death” (Another<br />
classic from the Daily Mail) what<br />
else can the X Factor offer? A selection<br />
of guest judges at each audition<br />
location was one discernable difference<br />
this year, although what right<br />
Pixie Lott has to be judging talent<br />
is just as questionable as why Louis<br />
Walsh is still on the panel after<br />
spawning Jedward.<br />
And what of the contestants? <strong>The</strong><br />
people this televised circus is supposedly<br />
for? A call girl on crack, a<br />
Tesco check-out lady, a Cheryl Cole<br />
wannabe, and someone claiming<br />
to be Freddie Mercury’s biggest<br />
fan who then went onto forget the<br />
words to We Are <strong>The</strong> Champions<br />
make up the illustrious line-up of<br />
this year’s boot camp.<br />
Over on Strictly, things are a<br />
lot more classy but changes are<br />
rife here as well and I’ve yet to be<br />
convinced they are for the better.<br />
<strong>The</strong> set has been overhauled and<br />
is now identical to its American<br />
equivalent Dancing with the Stars.<br />
Much loved professional dancers<br />
have been dropped, even Brucie<br />
can’t be bothered to turn up for the<br />
results shows anymore AND Alesha<br />
is staying!<br />
Series eight, according to the<br />
press, was meant to be the year<br />
Strictly went A-list. Rumours were<br />
flying of Sharon Osbourne and<br />
Gary Lineker being among the stars<br />
to trip the light fantastic but who<br />
did we end up with? Jimi Misti,<br />
anyone? Pamela Stephenson? ...<br />
Not so A-list, then. To add insult<br />
to injury, they’ve even thrown in<br />
Paul Daniels. Do we like this? Not<br />
a lot ...<br />
After my initial disappointment,<br />
however, it only took for me to see<br />
the opening professional demonstration<br />
in Strictly’s much hyped<br />
launch show to reassure myself that<br />
I am doubtlessly devoted to team<br />
Strictly. Everyone is such a pleasing<br />
shade of orange, the costumes are<br />
exquisite and once transported into<br />
the safe environment of the Strictly<br />
bubble you can be fooled into<br />
thinking all is well with the world,<br />
which is what has been enough to<br />
persuade me that this winter, I’m<br />
sticking with the sequins.
14 <strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> | Thursday 4 November 2010<br />
E X T R A<br />
Music<br />
EXTRA<br />
Music News<br />
Oh Kanye, will a day come when<br />
you cease to be newsworthy? This<br />
week, the awards-crashing egomaniac<br />
has been as busy as ever, not<br />
only releasing another track for his<br />
G.O.O.D Friday series with Keri<br />
Hilson and Pusha T (Clipse) but<br />
also finding time to lend a werewolf-themed<br />
verse to a remix of La<br />
Roux’s ‘In For the Kill’, appearing<br />
in the video for Kid Cudi’s newest<br />
single ‘Erase Me’, announcing<br />
a collaboration album with Jay-Z,<br />
making a surprise appearance along<br />
with GZA (Wu-Tang Clan) at the<br />
Fools Gold expo at Offline Festival<br />
and, last but not least, premiering<br />
his 35 minute short film, ‘Runaway’,<br />
which sees him fall in love<br />
with a phoenix, attend conceptual<br />
banquets and wear very expensive<br />
suits whilst playing tracks from his<br />
upcoming album, ‘My Beautiful<br />
Dark Twisted Fantasy’.<br />
Sometime Kanye-collaborator<br />
Rhymefest has announced his candidacy<br />
for alderman in Chicago’s<br />
20th ward in a move potentially less<br />
ill-considered than Wyclef Jean’s<br />
attempt at running for Haitian<br />
President in the wake of this year’s<br />
earthquake.<br />
Major Lazer (Diplo, Switch) have<br />
announced that their follow-up to<br />
last year’s floor-filling ‘Guns Don’t<br />
Kill People…Lazers Do’ will feature<br />
collaborations from Vampire<br />
Weekend, Santigold, Lee ‘Scratch’<br />
Perry and Lykke Li, who has also<br />
made tracks from her upcoming<br />
album available for download on<br />
her website.<br />
<strong>The</strong> Beastie Boys have released<br />
the track listing for their upcoming<br />
record ‘Hot Sauce Committee<br />
David Bowman<br />
Music Editor<br />
pt.2’, which was originally intended<br />
to be the follow-up to the now<br />
unreleased ‘Hot Sauce Committee<br />
pt.1’, which was cancelled after<br />
band member Adam Yaunch was<br />
hospitalised, following emergency<br />
surgery for a cancerous tumour.<br />
As reported last week, Daft Punk<br />
will be making a cameo in Disney’s<br />
Tron Legacy and the new trailer for<br />
the film sees them (imaginatively)<br />
playing futuristic robot DJ’s. <strong>The</strong><br />
trailer also includes the longest clip<br />
yet from Daft Punk’s Tron soundtrack,<br />
which contains all the jittery<br />
electro sounds you could expect<br />
from a Daft Punk release.<br />
Sufjan Stevens, having recently<br />
released both an EP and LP has<br />
(like the Shins and Big Boi before<br />
him) had a ballet made, which is<br />
choreographed around his second<br />
album, ‘Enjoy Your Rabbit’.<br />
Mark E Smith (<strong>The</strong> Fall) has<br />
admitted to both verbally and<br />
physically assaulting the purveyors<br />
of questionable folk, Mumford and<br />
Sons, in the following quote from<br />
an interview with Brag magazine:<br />
“We were playing a festival in<br />
Dublin the other week. <strong>The</strong>re was<br />
this other group, like, warming<br />
up in the next sort of chalet, and<br />
they were terrible. I said, ‘Shut<br />
them cunts up!’ And they were still<br />
warming up, so I threw a bottle at<br />
them. <strong>The</strong> bands said, ‘That’s the<br />
Sons of Mumford’ or something.<br />
‘<strong>The</strong>y’re number five in charts!’ I<br />
just thought they were a load of retarded<br />
Irish folk singers.” Beautiful.<br />
T.I helped talk a man down from<br />
the roof of Hip-Hop radio station<br />
V-103 after the man allegedly<br />
threatened to kill himself. This was<br />
just days before his court date for<br />
his parole violation for having been<br />
caught with ecstasy inside his car.<br />
<strong>The</strong> strongest singles this week<br />
were from James Blake and Crystal<br />
Castles. Rising minimal electronic<br />
DJ, James Blake, has recorded a<br />
breathtaking cover of Feist’s ‘<strong>The</strong><br />
Limit to Your Love’ that sees him<br />
exploit dubstep and negative space<br />
to create a track that in many ways<br />
surpasses the original.<br />
Crystal Castles collaborated with<br />
Robert Smith (<strong>The</strong> Cure) on a remix<br />
of their epic synth-laden ‘Crystal<br />
Castles II’ track ‘Not In Love’ for<br />
what may well be Crystal Castles’<br />
most accessible track to date.
<strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> | Thursday 4 November 2010<br />
E X T R A<br />
15<br />
Music<br />
Oh!gunquit and<br />
Barringtone at<br />
Tommy’s bar<br />
David Bowman<br />
You could be forgiven for rolling<br />
your eyes at the skinny-jeaned<br />
hipsters who filed their way into<br />
Tommy’s bar on the evening of<br />
October 14th. Some were in tweed,<br />
others in scarves, despite knowing<br />
full well that the cramped<br />
venue would soon be transformed<br />
into that sweaty furnace where<br />
self-respect goes to die amongst<br />
some of the most extreme forms of<br />
(ironically?) terrible dance moves<br />
(many executed by yours truly) that<br />
Holloway has to offer.<br />
But far from desiring to see the<br />
bescarved DJ caught in the needle<br />
of his decks and dragged in an<br />
ever-shrinking spiral towards his<br />
aggressively retro vinyl, he actually<br />
managed to play an excellent set<br />
of 60’s tunes that had the audience<br />
well and truly warmed up for when<br />
Oh!gunquit took to the stage.<br />
Despite the crowd’s earlier<br />
enthusiasm, Oh!gunquit had to<br />
milk every morsel of zeal out of the<br />
now cross-armed mass. However,<br />
if anyone was up to the task, it<br />
was lead singer Wanda Smacksome,<br />
who went to every length<br />
to eventually earn an encore. She<br />
pushed bored-looking crowd members,<br />
she hula-hooped, she walked<br />
around on her knees; hell, she even<br />
climbed onto the PA and was good<br />
enough to flash us a boob. <strong>The</strong>re<br />
was even audience participation<br />
when Smacksome offered up her<br />
hula-hoop and a particularly keen<br />
gig-goer leapt forth, proceeding<br />
gyrate with a conviction that can<br />
only really be understood by those<br />
privileged enough to be in attendance<br />
that night.<br />
<strong>The</strong>atrics aside, Oh!gunquit do<br />
make some extremely good and<br />
presence and a male/female vocal<br />
dynamic somewhat reminiscent of<br />
the B-52’s with a surf-rock twist.<br />
<strong>The</strong>ir set may have seemed a little<br />
on the short side but what they<br />
lacked in quantity they most certainly<br />
made up for in quality, with<br />
an unusually tight performance for<br />
such a dynamic show.<br />
<strong>The</strong> recurring problem with Love<br />
To Make Noise shows is that after<br />
the first set, everyone tends to go<br />
outside to smoke and enthuse about<br />
the band that’s been on, which<br />
meant that when Barringtone came<br />
to the stage, Tommy’s bar was by no<br />
means at capacity. What also didn’t<br />
help was the lack of gig etiquette<br />
displayed by many of those in attendance,<br />
who were happy to talk<br />
the entire way through a set that<br />
was already going to be very much<br />
an uphill battle, following on from<br />
Oh!gunquits’s impeccable performance.<br />
Despite this, they battled on<br />
with an up-tempo and, dare I say,<br />
vibrant set that was only lacking in<br />
as far as a response from the crowd<br />
was concerned, possibly due to<br />
their awkward time signatures that<br />
made it a mission to dance to, or<br />
perhaps simply because the impractically<br />
warm clothing choices had<br />
forced so many people out into the<br />
Photo: Max Cambridge<br />
cool of the smoking area.<br />
Either way, you couldn’t help but<br />
be impressed by the precision of<br />
their performance and feel a little<br />
sorry for them as they informed us<br />
that they were “truly very grateful”<br />
for the lacklustre applause they<br />
were offered as they left the stage.<br />
<strong>The</strong> next LTMN event at Tommy’s<br />
bar is scheduled for late November/<br />
early December.<br />
Review: Sufjan Stevens<br />
All Delighted People<br />
Sufjan Stevens released ‘All Delighted<br />
People’ without announcement.<br />
With a few months worth of<br />
progress reports the norm from artists<br />
now, this was a distinctly Sufjan<br />
move. One day in August his fans<br />
were blasting ‘Illinois’, wishing for a<br />
proper follow up, and the next, they<br />
had a Simon & Garfunkel-sampling,<br />
nearly hour long, eight track<br />
EP that was packed with everything<br />
you might expect from a Sufjan recording.<br />
<strong>The</strong> music was dense and<br />
complex, the lyrics haunting and<br />
honest, hitting emotional chords it<br />
feels Sufjan is only capable of. ‘All<br />
Delighted People’ made for a lot of<br />
delighted fans.<br />
Still, the context of the release<br />
would make little sense if it weren’t<br />
Matt Grifferty<br />
for the subsequent release of the<br />
full length ‘<strong>The</strong> Age of Adz’. With<br />
that LP now understood as a departure<br />
for Stevens, the release of ‘All<br />
Delighted People’ is understandable.<br />
It is the Sufjan his fans have<br />
come to know and love, before his<br />
sonic escape. On ‘From the Mouth<br />
of Gabriel’ he may be asking an<br />
ex-lover to “forget about the past”,<br />
but he could just as well be asking<br />
his fans.<br />
<strong>The</strong> album serves less as homage<br />
to ‘<strong>The</strong> Sounds of Silence’, as<br />
his website suggested it would,<br />
than it does to Sufjan’s past work.<br />
Despite the bombastic nature of his<br />
music, you would never call Stevens<br />
indulgent. Everything always seems<br />
to work perfectly. <strong>The</strong> eponymous<br />
track, its “classic rock version” and<br />
‘Djohariah’ all suffer from being<br />
overlong. <strong>The</strong> tracks are not<br />
without their merits, certainly ‘All<br />
Delighted People’ is on the whole<br />
brilliant, but their length impedes<br />
revisiting.<br />
<strong>The</strong> standouts here are ‘Enchanted<br />
Ghost’, ‘Heirloom’ and ‘From<br />
the Mouth of Gabriel’. Deserving<br />
attention is ‘Arnika’, which simmers<br />
brilliantly, swells in moments, but<br />
suffers from its placement on the<br />
track list.<br />
“And if it pleases you to leave<br />
me, just go,” he repeats through<br />
‘Enchanted Ghost’, a track where he<br />
seems to be reminiscing over the<br />
final moments before a break-up.<br />
Between acoustic strumming, a<br />
soft electric guitar and piano that<br />
emerges and echoes loneliness,<br />
he is wounded and pleading, but<br />
ultimately defeated.<br />
‘Heirloom’ may be the shortest<br />
and least complex of the EP, but<br />
these turn out to be strengths as<br />
they allow the lyrics to take centre<br />
stage. While most seem deliberately<br />
vague, they build until he asks,<br />
“So do you think I came to fight?<br />
And do I always think I’m right?”<br />
In what appears to all intents and<br />
purposes a break-up record, Sufjan<br />
never falls to Kanye West standards.<br />
<strong>The</strong> complexity of his situation<br />
is never sacrificed for theatre.<br />
On ‘Heirloom’, this is admirably<br />
realised.<br />
Sufjan Stevens’ religious belief<br />
appears on occasion in his music,<br />
but ‘From the Mouth of Gabriel’<br />
invokes biblical imagery for reasons<br />
only Sufjan may understand. “You<br />
probably should, but I won’t let<br />
you run away,” he says just too<br />
weakly for you to believe him<br />
capable of such possessive behaviour.<br />
<strong>The</strong> song seems designed for<br />
misdirection, with faces changing,<br />
attempted suicides and scenes from<br />
the planet Mars. <strong>The</strong> choral backing<br />
operates perfectly, surrounding and<br />
complimenting Sufjan’s vocal performance.<br />
It is their performance<br />
here (along with Sufjan’s direction),<br />
and on the rest of album, that lend<br />
beauty and weight to an otherwise<br />
sad and quiet affair.<br />
“I’m tired of life,” Sufjan sings<br />
believably in ‘Anrika’. He may be<br />
tired of waiting for someone, but<br />
he still seems to be courting their<br />
understanding. While the song<br />
swells musically at its centre, it is<br />
the conclusion that echoes. Here,<br />
he darkly leaves the door open for<br />
more conflict, saying, “No I’m not<br />
afraid of death or strife or injury,<br />
accidents, they are my friends.”<br />
While other tracks may not have<br />
been mentioned, each certainly<br />
deserves attention. ‘Djorariah’<br />
finishes with five beautiful minutes<br />
written to his suffering sister and<br />
‘All Delighted People’ might be the<br />
best track on the album if it was cut<br />
by three minutes. On the whole, ‘All<br />
Delighted People’ is a flawed but<br />
welcome addition to Stevens’ catalogue.<br />
It deserves attention and one<br />
can only hope it is not forgotten in<br />
the shadow of ‘<strong>The</strong> Age of Adz’.
16 <strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> | Thursday 4 November 2010<br />
E X T R A<br />
Music<br />
Review: Sufjan Stevens <strong>The</strong> Age of Adz<br />
Andrew Hutchinson<br />
“It’s been a long long time since I<br />
memorised your face”. Never to me<br />
has an opening line seemed more<br />
fitting.<br />
‘<strong>The</strong> Age of Adz’ is Sufjan Stevens’<br />
first full length album since<br />
his well-received ‘Illinois’ of 2005,<br />
and it has been a long long time<br />
indeed. Stevens’ fans have had to<br />
make do with a mix of unreleased<br />
material from previous albums,<br />
ninety-two Christmas songs and recent<br />
EP, ‘All Delighted People’, over<br />
the past five years to get their fix.<br />
Much has changed since 2005.<br />
<strong>The</strong> years passed and Stevens<br />
abandoned his supposed plans<br />
to release an album for all of the<br />
fifty American states, eventually<br />
confessing that the whole “states”<br />
project was a promotional gimmick<br />
he never intended to finish. I for<br />
one was enthralled and excited by<br />
the somewhat unrealistic plans of<br />
a marathon project; to me Sufjan<br />
seemed a man who was writing his<br />
dream-like melodies and orchestral<br />
arrangements in his sleep. How<br />
could I question a man with such<br />
ambitions? <strong>The</strong> idea of using each<br />
American-state as a platform for<br />
exploring faith, family and location,<br />
with such deep heart-felt lyrics, had<br />
me and many others hooked.<br />
So what did the much-adored,<br />
dorkily sincere Detroit singer tackle<br />
next? <strong>The</strong> only subject matter you<br />
really could after trying to tackle<br />
America; the apocalypse. Inspired<br />
by the outsider artist Royal Robinson,<br />
whose art adorns the cover,<br />
‘<strong>The</strong> Age of Adz’ comes across<br />
as a combination of his previous<br />
dabbling in electronica, his 2001<br />
album ‘Enjoy Your Rabbit’, and the<br />
aforementioned ‘Illinois’.<br />
He opens ‘<strong>The</strong> Age of Adz’ with<br />
‘Futile Devices’, very similar to<br />
the Sufjan fans warmed to in his<br />
previous “State” works. Much of the<br />
same soothing tones and orchestral<br />
arrangements grace the track, causing<br />
me to question what all the fuss<br />
was about and ponder what has<br />
changed. But ending the track with<br />
“words are futile devices” signals<br />
his intentions to move away from<br />
his marathon project, and to strive<br />
to be remembered more for his<br />
music than his ambition.<br />
Track two, ‘Too much’, sets the<br />
tone for the remainder of the<br />
album, stepping away from the<br />
banjo, trumpet and guitar, which<br />
he himself had grown tired of, and<br />
stepping into the realms of experimental<br />
electronica. Whether or not<br />
this will isolate his loyal fanbase,<br />
we’ll see, but it’s certainly a step<br />
away from the masses, taking a bold<br />
move using an array of hip hop<br />
beats, synths and broken glitches.<br />
<strong>The</strong> rest of the album follows<br />
much in the same vein; a series of<br />
layered electronic beats and his<br />
trademark orchestra, all mixed with<br />
sentimental melodies. Some tracks<br />
work magnificently, with ‘Now that<br />
I’m Older’ and ‘I Walked’ reminding<br />
us all of Stevens ability to create<br />
a melody that captures and emotes<br />
his audience. However, with tracks<br />
‘Bad Communication’ and ‘I Want<br />
to be Well’ it can feel like Sufjan’s<br />
characteristic ability to connect<br />
with his audience is lost; overcomplicating<br />
beats and hiding his vocals<br />
behind one too many electronic<br />
beats and glitch soundscapes.<br />
Lucky Shiner - Gold Panda<br />
Ben Parfitt<br />
It is the summer of 2010. A crowd<br />
gathers in a little tent at a small<br />
weekend festival. <strong>The</strong> tent resembles<br />
a downscaled version of<br />
a circus marquee – capacity one<br />
hundred or so. <strong>The</strong> previous act has<br />
just finished and a rather clunky<br />
transition is taking place. <strong>The</strong><br />
growing audience wait tentatively<br />
as a laptop is placed on a desk. Out<br />
steps a man; 20-odd in age, slight<br />
build, greasy hair and furry in the<br />
face. He pops the hood of his shiny<br />
Topman jacket over his head and<br />
proclaims: “I am Gold Panda from<br />
Chelmsford, Essex.”<br />
Judgment at that point is reserved,<br />
but as soon as he starts<br />
tapping about, twisting knobs and<br />
pushing sliders, the man garners respect.<br />
<strong>The</strong> sound generated weaves<br />
in and out, it rises and falls, it chops<br />
and it changes – all to the headbopping<br />
bassline that holds the<br />
rhythm to bring the whole song,<br />
set and crowd together as one. It is<br />
although the hooded head of this<br />
bear from East of London acts as a<br />
metronome, moving back and forth<br />
throughout at the required pace for<br />
the entire set. This is the embodiment<br />
of music.<br />
It’s a tricky job trying to pin Gold<br />
<strong>The</strong> ending track, ‘Impossible<br />
Soul’, to me epitomises the album,<br />
with moments of brilliance and<br />
connection mixed with baffling effects<br />
and somewhat cluttered background<br />
tracks. When I first caught<br />
ear of the 25 minute crescendo to<br />
this album before actually listening<br />
to the LP, I expected the flutes,<br />
violins, choirs, and a triumphant<br />
sense of<br />
hugeness we’ve come to expect<br />
from Sufjan. In practice, the listener<br />
is left with a series of harrowing<br />
lyrics and breathtaking melodies<br />
(many worthy of a track of their<br />
own), all over near-perfectly<br />
orchestrated tracks, deep bass and<br />
hip-hop beats, topped off with a sequence<br />
of autotune/vocoder effects<br />
Panda down to a genre. <strong>The</strong> official<br />
NME verdict is that he “lies somewhere<br />
between minimal house,<br />
ethno techno, eclectic turntablism<br />
and spun-silver electronica.” If that<br />
makes the slightest bit of sense then<br />
give yourself well a deserved pat on<br />
the back. Gold Panda’s own claim is<br />
to be part of the ‘Bedroom electro’<br />
crowd.<br />
Those familiar with the work of<br />
Gold Panda, real name Derwin,<br />
will recall ‘Quitters Rag’ as his big<br />
breakthrough single. This album<br />
continues the tradition of mishmashing<br />
sounds drawn from the<br />
East. One must state that Derwin<br />
that would make T-Pain himself<br />
proud.<br />
‘<strong>The</strong> Age of Adz’ is a bold step<br />
away from the self-created safezone<br />
of Surfjan’s “Fifty Sates”<br />
project, producing his most baffling<br />
and mysterious piece of work yet,<br />
but no matter how many boundaries<br />
of the rock/pop divides are<br />
crossed and how distant his words<br />
seem at times, there’s still his<br />
unique way with a melody sweetly<br />
coating it all.<br />
And once you’ve taken it all<br />
in, this stands alone as more of a<br />
unique piece of art to admire than a<br />
chronicle of all fifty American states<br />
could ever be.<br />
ain’t your stereotypical Essex lad.<br />
After studying at SOAS, he headed<br />
off to tour in the land of the rising<br />
sun. Be it this cultural exploration<br />
or some other influence, this album<br />
has an eclecticism rarely displayed<br />
elsewhere.<br />
It may take a while to get into this<br />
sometimes disorientating collection<br />
of ins and outs, but stick with it and<br />
you shall be duly rewarded. This<br />
really is an album worth the investment<br />
that will have you nodding<br />
away like there’s no tomorrow. If all<br />
else fails, go and see him live for it<br />
is his intimate performances that<br />
bring the music to life.
<strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> | Thursday 4 November 2010<br />
E X T R A<br />
17<br />
Film<br />
Jackson to return to<br />
Bag End once more as<br />
<strong>The</strong> Hobbit receives<br />
the green light<br />
Review: <strong>The</strong><br />
Death and<br />
Life of Charlie<br />
St. Cloud<br />
Jo-Anne East<br />
Corinne Dale<br />
Through the fog of rumours hanging<br />
over the Hobbit films it seems a<br />
ray of light has finally emerged: the<br />
green light has been given for their<br />
production and the man to portray<br />
Bilbo Baggins has been chosen.<br />
More fireworks have exploded<br />
during the planning stages of the<br />
films than Gandalf could ever have<br />
hoped to set off at Bilbo’s one-hundred-and-eleventh<br />
birthday party.<br />
Since the announcement long, long<br />
ago that two films were being made,<br />
Guillermo Del Toro has left his role<br />
as director, major issues have been<br />
raised and settled with MGM, and<br />
disputes with Equity - the actors’<br />
union - have erupted. All in all, the<br />
journey to make <strong>The</strong> Hobbit has<br />
been just as perilous as Bilbo’s own<br />
journey to find the treasure under<br />
the mountain.<br />
But now, at long last, producers<br />
have announced that filming will<br />
begin in February and that British<br />
actor Martin Freeman will be donning<br />
the hairy hobbit feet. Freeman<br />
is an excellent choice for the role.<br />
Ironically, I had already drafted<br />
an article for <strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> on the<br />
green-lighting of the Hobbit movies,<br />
expressing excitement at the<br />
prospect of the Sherlock star playing<br />
our curly-haired hero, whilst<br />
acknowledging nail-biting concerns<br />
about scheduling clashes. Thus,<br />
despite the prospect of re-drafting,<br />
tidings of Freeman’s participation<br />
in the project made me more<br />
chuffed than Sam Gamgee finding a<br />
Snickers in his pocket.<br />
Many big names were bandied<br />
around the fan-bases when casting<br />
rumours were rife – Tobey Maguire<br />
and James McAvoy were popular<br />
ones – but, as recent reports have<br />
revealed, Freeman was always Peter<br />
Jackson’s first choice. “<strong>The</strong>re has<br />
only ever been one Bilbo Baggins<br />
for us,” the director said in a recent<br />
statement. Having been impressed<br />
by Freeman’s portrayal of Dr. Watson,<br />
where he gave a bygone hero<br />
a compelling mixture of humour<br />
and warmth, I really can’t imagine<br />
anyone better suited to the role. He<br />
certainly has the Bilbo look: I can<br />
see his hobbit-esque face framed by<br />
a wavy wig already. As a character,<br />
Bilbo is a funny old stick, sometimes<br />
irritable, often bumbling and<br />
flappable, yet resourceful and, on<br />
the whole, quite brave: Freeman,<br />
I don’t doubt, will balance the humorous<br />
and serious aspects of his<br />
nature very well, and may even give<br />
our hero a slightly modern edge.<br />
It is widely accepted (those as yet<br />
officially unconfirmed) that both<br />
Sir Ian McKellen and Andy Serkis<br />
will return as Gandalf and Gollum<br />
respectively and I look forward to<br />
seeing what sort of chemistry will<br />
be created between the two actors<br />
and Freeman himself. Several of the<br />
dwarfs have also been cast, most<br />
prominently Richard Armitage<br />
(BBC’s Robin Hood) as their leader<br />
Thorin Oakenshield.<br />
However, with no women featuring<br />
at all in Tolkien’s fantasy epic,<br />
it will be interesting to see whether<br />
any significant female roles will be<br />
written in and, if so, who will play<br />
them. <strong>The</strong>re has been no indication<br />
yet but, considering the (relatively)<br />
substantial roles Arwen and<br />
Galadriel played in <strong>The</strong> Lord of the<br />
Rings trilogy, it will not be surprising<br />
if a glamorous elf floats into <strong>The</strong><br />
Hobbit films somewhere. Time to<br />
start another rumour…<br />
Romantic, emotional and beautiful,<br />
the film looked perfect. <strong>The</strong>re was<br />
only one problem: Zac Efron. Not<br />
the kind of star name that sells the<br />
promise of a seriously crafted, moving<br />
film. Named the ‘poster boy for<br />
tweenyboppers’ by Rolling Stone,<br />
Zac Efron is the epitome of teenage<br />
dreams, singing his way through<br />
high school and into the hearts of<br />
little girls worldwide. His soul ensnared<br />
in the Disney Channel from<br />
a young age, Efron is the all-singing<br />
all-annoying cliché of a young girl’s<br />
fantasy. His hope of redemption<br />
in the 2009 flick 17 Again was met<br />
with the desperate giddy screams<br />
of his pre-teen fangirls as he came<br />
on screen, while the more serious<br />
Me and Orson Wells pushed the<br />
boundaries between intriguing and<br />
painfully tedious. Expectations for<br />
<strong>The</strong> Death and Life of Charlie St.<br />
Cloud were, therefore, admittedly<br />
limited. Armed with galaxy minstrels<br />
and a trusty pack of kleenex,<br />
the girls and I were proven perfectly<br />
wrong. Mr. Efron has grown up.<br />
Tears were quickly glistening as a<br />
blaze of headlights, a shattering of<br />
glass and an impenetrable darkness<br />
tore across the screen, stealing the<br />
precious little brother of Charlie St.<br />
Cloud. <strong>The</strong> twenty-three year old<br />
ex-‘Wildcat’ delivers a surprisingly<br />
passionate performance, convincingly<br />
retelling the story of a boy lost<br />
and thrown into the perils of love,<br />
sacrificing his dreams to fulfill an<br />
impossible promise. His performance<br />
is sophisticated and mature,<br />
as he handles a character torn<br />
between the illusions of life and<br />
death, often leaving the audience in<br />
question of which is the reality, and<br />
which is the dream. And he doesn’t<br />
sing! Instead, Efron delves deeply<br />
into the emotional and psychological<br />
torment of losing one that<br />
is close to you, battling with the<br />
****<br />
agonies of guilt and the despair of<br />
lost chances.<br />
<strong>The</strong> film itself is beautifully shot,<br />
as life and death are played out<br />
against candlelit graveyards and<br />
sunset-filled seas. From dancing<br />
with the shadows of death in the<br />
moonlight to rushing along the<br />
torrent rivers of a raging thunder<br />
storm, the film is indeed visually<br />
very pleasing. Inescapably romantic,<br />
as well as heartbreaking, the<br />
narrative is a spiral of emotions.<br />
Within all the death and sorrow, the<br />
film offers beauty and hope. After<br />
all, as we are constantly reminded<br />
throughout, there is no such a thing<br />
as a lost cause. However, the entrancing<br />
story was unable to escape<br />
the fault of predictability.<br />
With his divine forget-me-not<br />
blue eyes that fill with pain, Efron<br />
shines in the responsible role of<br />
Charlie, despite the stiff competition<br />
that he faces from the sparkling<br />
performance given by his<br />
undeniably adorable twelve year old<br />
co-star, Charlie Tahan. Efron convincingly<br />
delivers the strong bond<br />
that he shares with his brother,<br />
successfully conveying that their<br />
love will stand the test of time, even<br />
if the film does not. As Charlie heroically<br />
races to the rescue, diving<br />
beneath the troubled waves, every<br />
girl in the cinema will fall (willingly<br />
or not) under his inescapable<br />
charms.<br />
Tall, golden and handsome, in<br />
<strong>The</strong> Death and Life of Charlie St.<br />
Cloud Zac has finally thrown off<br />
the sickening high school cliché<br />
image to become a dashing young<br />
man with the ability to act seriously,<br />
and at last show off his talent.<br />
So perhaps, ladies, it has finally<br />
become acceptable for a twenty<br />
year old to swoon hopelessly at<br />
the mercy of Zac Efron. Do take<br />
tissues.<br />
Please recycle this newspaper when you are finished<br />
Recycling bins are located at:<br />
Arts Building, <strong>The</strong> Hub, Gowar and Wedderburn Halls,<br />
Tommy’s
18 <strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> | Thursday 4 November 2010<br />
E X T R A<br />
Film<br />
Review: <strong>The</strong><br />
Social Network<br />
At the age of sixteen, a young man<br />
named Hugh Hefner was rejected<br />
after pursuing a crush. That young<br />
man “made up for it” by starting<br />
Playboy Magazine, a crucial component<br />
of the sexual revolution of<br />
the 60s that ultimately changed the<br />
face of gender and sexuality in the<br />
western world forever, with both<br />
admirable and tragic consequences.<br />
All because one young man wanted<br />
a lover. In 2003, a young man<br />
named Mark Zuckerberg was also<br />
rejected; this led to the creation of<br />
the social networking site we now<br />
know as Facebook. A wonderful<br />
website that enables people from<br />
Nathaniel Horne<br />
****<br />
all over the world to form connections<br />
with each other, many would<br />
argue that Facebook has led to the<br />
formation of important relationships,<br />
an advanced development of<br />
the human brain and even several<br />
deaths. All because one young man<br />
wanted a friend.<br />
<strong>The</strong> Social Network tells the<br />
parallel story of how Zuckerberg<br />
(Jesse Eisenberg) established the<br />
website, along with the drama of<br />
how his friends and fellow students<br />
sued him for stealing their idea. At<br />
first glance this story doesn’t sound<br />
all that compelling but thanks to<br />
the brilliant script by Aaron Sorkin,<br />
<strong>The</strong> Social Network becomes what<br />
is by far the most compelling film<br />
of the year. Sorkin writes Zuckerberg’s<br />
story as a kind of epic<br />
tragedy, emphasising the themes<br />
of friendship, betrayal and power.<br />
<strong>The</strong> film has a lot of snappy, funny<br />
and genuinely clever dialogue that<br />
always complements both the story<br />
and the characters.<br />
Whilst Sorkin probably deserves<br />
most of the credit, director David<br />
Fincher (Fight Club, Se7en) does<br />
a fantastic job too. He presents the<br />
halls of Harvard University as a delightfully<br />
dark catalyst to the hopes<br />
and ambitions of the students.<br />
Aside from one self-indulgent set<br />
piece at the Henley Royal Regatta,<br />
Fincher appears to sit back and allow<br />
the actors and their dialogue to<br />
create the drama.<br />
<strong>The</strong> actors themselves are all<br />
revelations in this film. Jesse Eisenberg<br />
should certainly shake off<br />
that ‘Michael Cera 2’ tag after his<br />
work here. He manages to nail all<br />
of Zuckerberg’s mannerisms while<br />
still managing to create a nuanced<br />
and very moving character. As<br />
cocky Napster creator Sean Parker,<br />
Justin Timberlake gives the kind<br />
of spot-on turn that will probably<br />
enable him to move further into<br />
establishing himself as an actor, and<br />
Armie Hammer is most amusing<br />
playing both the Winklevoss twins,<br />
who claim that Facebook was their<br />
idea. <strong>The</strong> best performance comes<br />
from Andrew Garfield as Zuckerberg’s<br />
best friend (and later worst<br />
enemy) Eduardo. Garfield has been<br />
a regular in the industry for a few<br />
years now but his bravura performance<br />
here singles him out as a real<br />
acting talent and one to watch for<br />
the future (he is replacing Tobey<br />
Maguire for the next Spiderman<br />
movie due for release in 2012).<br />
<strong>The</strong> film starts with the rejection<br />
scene, after which Zuckerberg goes<br />
back to his room to create ‘facemash.com’,<br />
a website that collects<br />
photos of girls from the University<br />
and enables the males to vote for<br />
which one is hotter. Such silliness<br />
has caused the film to come under<br />
criticism for being sexist, and whilst<br />
it is true that none of the female<br />
characters in this movie are well developed,<br />
it all seems relevant to the<br />
ideas the film wants to communicate.<br />
<strong>The</strong> Social Network illustrates<br />
how the bitterness within these<br />
men has helped lead them to the<br />
billionaire status they have today.<br />
Sean Parker raises Zuckerberg as a<br />
kind of apprentice, reminding him<br />
over a drink (with Victoria’s Secret<br />
models at his side) that they aren’t<br />
to be treated like kids anymore, because<br />
it’s these kids that are running<br />
the world we live in from behind<br />
their laptops.<br />
<strong>The</strong> Social Network is the kind<br />
of film you should see not only<br />
because it is ‘relevant’, but because it<br />
is a well crafted piece of cinema all<br />
round. It has already generated $85<br />
million for its producers, produced<br />
performances from which its stars<br />
can build glittering careers, and<br />
even caused me to consider deleting<br />
my own profile. <strong>The</strong> Social<br />
Network will surely become known<br />
as the definitive film of the Internet<br />
Generation and just may go on to<br />
be known as the classic movie of<br />
this age. You can bet it will receive<br />
some Oscar attention come January<br />
too. All because one young man<br />
wanted a friend...<br />
Review: RED<br />
Hannah Riekemann<br />
My friends will regularly attest<br />
that I am an annoying person to<br />
watch a film with. Scratch that. I am<br />
probably the most annoying person<br />
to watch anything with because I<br />
suffer from a horrible tendency to<br />
fidget after only a few moments,<br />
and when I say fidget, I do mean<br />
the full works. It means that I can<br />
only get the most hardcore film fans<br />
(and some very good friends) to<br />
watch a film with me. On this occasion,<br />
I had to resort to some heavy<br />
bribery to get my sister and father<br />
to tag along to the latest Hollywood<br />
offering and put up with a couple<br />
hours of my moving and shifting<br />
about.<br />
As per the usual formulaic Hollywood<br />
smorgasbord, we have the<br />
boy (or in this case, very older<br />
man) meets girl, he happens to be<br />
an ex former Black ops CIA agent,<br />
she works in a call centre, he has a<br />
hit squad after him, she tags along<br />
(he does kidnap her to be fair),<br />
they get the old gang together and<br />
lead the fight against the bad guys.<br />
Throw in a few big smooches,<br />
several big booms and a lot of guns<br />
and you have the plot of RED (or<br />
Retired: Extremely Dangerous).<br />
***<br />
Bruce Willis must have it written<br />
into his contract that in every film<br />
he is in, he has to be the one to get<br />
the girl. In this case Mary Louise<br />
Parker, which is a cute coupling<br />
but in a very odd and somewhat<br />
uncomfortable sense. It seems to<br />
be less about the relationship and<br />
more about Brucie proving that he<br />
is still a testosterone-laden macho<br />
man. Add to the mix for the final<br />
hurrah, Morgan Freeman as the<br />
team’s analyst, Helen Mirren as an<br />
ex MI6 agent, John Malkovich as the<br />
acid head, alongside Brian Cox and<br />
Karl Urban, and you have an actor<br />
for every single member of the<br />
audience. <strong>The</strong>re is a camaraderie<br />
between them that just hints at the<br />
level of fun they had making the<br />
film.<br />
And yet...I don’t know. Don’t get<br />
me wrong. <strong>The</strong>y are intensely gripping<br />
and insanely good actors, from<br />
their quick one liners to the tension<br />
in their relationships; maybe they’re<br />
just having too much fun came at<br />
the cost of development of their<br />
characters. Even Helen Mirren<br />
acting all sophisticated wielding a<br />
sniper rifle lacks the je ne sais quoi.<br />
Robert Schwenke is a good director<br />
and understands the individual<br />
characteristics of each of the actors<br />
but maybe lets them get away with<br />
being themselves for too long,<br />
and it ends up feeling like a bit of<br />
a lost opportunity. <strong>The</strong> cast seems<br />
to be the string holding this film<br />
together and the big flashy bangs<br />
and gun battles are too frequent<br />
and monotonous to be of interest.<br />
<strong>The</strong>re are moments of side-splitting<br />
humour, but however good the<br />
comedy, the sheer amount of running<br />
about (funny in itself given<br />
the amount of geriatrics on board)<br />
does mean that locations are blitzed<br />
through at a rather alarming rate.<br />
In fact, the only reason the audience<br />
does know where the action is<br />
taking place is through visual clues<br />
and the place names appearing in<br />
rather large letters. RED should<br />
have focused more on the comedy<br />
than trying to be something it isn’t.<br />
Regardless of these flaws, however,<br />
what shines through in the film’s<br />
apparent ethos that life doesn’t end<br />
at 50. Sure, it isn’t a particularly<br />
intelligent sort of film, but it is<br />
incredibly enjoyable. My father was<br />
thrilled that he could potentially be<br />
one of the ‘gerries’ running around<br />
and being James Bond. You do feel<br />
that this is almost a film for the<br />
older generation, especially those<br />
males going through the midlife<br />
crisis. Yet in spite of this, I enjoyed<br />
myself. And strangely enough, I<br />
didn’t fidget at all.
<strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> | Thursday 4 November 2010<br />
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Review: Easy A<br />
Every few years there is a new<br />
adolescent generation experiencing<br />
its own journey through cinema.<br />
<strong>The</strong> current female adolescents,<br />
groomed in their tween years by<br />
Hannah Montana, are now besotted<br />
with Robert Patterson in that<br />
sparkly-vampire-saga-thing or that<br />
speccy goody two shoes wizard.<br />
But with each generational change<br />
comes a defining teen comedy: Fast<br />
Times at Ridgemount High; Clueless;<br />
10 Things I hate About You.<br />
Easy A attempts to fill this quota,<br />
and doesn’t do too bad a job of it.<br />
Much like Tina Fey’s Mean Girls,<br />
Easy A strives to be the teen<br />
comedy with a difference. And like<br />
the aforementioned bitch-fest it<br />
triumphs through its sharp writing<br />
and characterisation. <strong>The</strong>re<br />
isn’t such a cartoonish feel to the<br />
characters here. <strong>The</strong> teen hallmarks<br />
are there, but they are more<br />
humanised or merely referenced<br />
to in passing: the obligatory gaybest-friend<br />
is more or less a plot<br />
device, the adults present are flawed<br />
and unbelievable, even the main<br />
protagonist is neither ‘the new girl’<br />
nor popular or unpopular, more a<br />
quiet yet confident girl not taken in<br />
by the broad strokes of the classroom<br />
‘jock or geek’ politics. A cute<br />
little nod to the John Hughes school<br />
of teen drama doesn’t prove it as<br />
particularly different or self aware,<br />
but rather places it amongst those<br />
very same thoughtful 80s teen<br />
dramas, and will hopefully turn its<br />
target audience on to discover the<br />
aforementioned Hughesian gems.<br />
Unfortunately, the film is so conscious<br />
of being a self-reflective teen<br />
movie that it never quite accepts<br />
its true place as a well-balanced<br />
and sweet personal drama about<br />
the contradictory affair of sex and<br />
growing up.<br />
<strong>The</strong> honest and identifiable story is<br />
tf Features<br />
Sam Gridley<br />
***<br />
ultimately carried by the charming<br />
performance of its central actress.<br />
Ultimately, this is the Emma Stone<br />
show, but for all the right reasons.<br />
She is given free reign to exploit<br />
all the qualities she has under her<br />
belt: funny, likeable, attractive and<br />
yet smart. She also holds great<br />
versatility, showing that, unlike a<br />
male equivalent like Michael Cera,<br />
Stone could be perfectly comfortable<br />
in a straight drama. A one trick<br />
pony she is not. This is surely partly<br />
owed to the current ‘Apatow’ age<br />
of American comedy, with a meld<br />
of Farrelly Brothers and Woody<br />
Allen that allows for intelligence<br />
and hilarity to come hand in hand,<br />
and Stone is an exemplary alumnus<br />
of this philosophy. Stone is also<br />
surrounded by an impressive supporting<br />
cast. Patricia Clarkson and<br />
Stanley Tucci are the immensely<br />
funny and endearing parents,<br />
a change to the usual ‘kind, yet<br />
blissfully unaware’ parents of other<br />
teen-com fare. Thomas Haden<br />
Church, as nuanced as ever, plays<br />
the cool and grounded teacher.<br />
However, Amanda Bynes, although<br />
adequate, is let down by the nature<br />
of her character: an über Jesuslover<br />
with a dedication to teen<br />
abstinence, the kind of character<br />
we’ve all seen before. Subsequently,<br />
the film cannot decide whether<br />
the fundamentalist Christian teens<br />
are a comment on the concerning<br />
growth of right wing evangelism in<br />
young Americans or simply an easy<br />
target for jokes.<br />
Easy A hits all the teen-com notes<br />
while still remaining fresh. If only it<br />
would realise it had higher aspirations<br />
that it could quite easily have<br />
reached. It won’t prove much for a<br />
post-cinema pint discussion, but it<br />
will leave you salivating for more<br />
Emma Stone performances.<br />
Seen a film so bad that it makes you want to eat<br />
your own face recently?<br />
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Review: Legend of<br />
the Guardians: <strong>The</strong><br />
Owls of Ga’Hoole<br />
Alexander Hyde<br />
***<br />
You can’t beat a good epic fantasy<br />
adventure, with a plucky young<br />
hero, amusing sidekicks, inspiring<br />
mentors and chilling villains<br />
- especially if they’re all talking<br />
animals. And especially if they’re<br />
voiced by a light selection of acting<br />
elite. Legend of the Guardians fits<br />
this formula to the last detail, but<br />
unfortunately I suspect it wouldn’t<br />
take a lot to be beaten. An epic fantasy<br />
adventure set in a (suspiciously<br />
Antipodean) kingdom of owls and<br />
their anthropomorphic brethren,<br />
the film plays all the usual cards<br />
in the hope of a hit, producing a<br />
mediocre effort at best.<br />
Plucky owlet Soren (voiced by<br />
Jim Sturgess) is catapulted onto a<br />
daring crusade when he and his<br />
brother are snatched from their<br />
home and taken to what essentially<br />
is a brainwashing labour camp<br />
run by what amount to Nazi owls.<br />
While his less-than-likable brother<br />
is indoctrinated into the bizarre<br />
cult, Soren is inspired to seek out<br />
the Guardians of Ga’Hoole and thus<br />
rescue all his friends. Along the<br />
way he gathers a raggedy bunch of<br />
misfits and learns how to master<br />
all the skills necessary to finally<br />
face his wayward bro. It’s a paintby-numbers<br />
plot, with even more<br />
factory-made characters, but it’s not<br />
all entirely bad eggs. We’re flying on<br />
dark skies here, with some scenes<br />
bordering on the genuinely disturbing.<br />
Herein we find one of the film’s<br />
problems: who exactly is it aimed<br />
at? It’s not stimulating enough for<br />
adult audiences but a little too scary<br />
for younger viewers. <strong>The</strong> result is<br />
more than a little confusing.<br />
<strong>The</strong>re is some compensation,<br />
however. Every frame is resplendent<br />
in glorious animation; each<br />
feather remains distinct on our<br />
flying heroes as they soar through<br />
a variety of fantastical landscapes,<br />
from rocky canyons to writhing<br />
waves. <strong>The</strong> only thing preventing it<br />
from being entirely breathtaking is<br />
the fact it’s all been seen before. Vocal<br />
talent is top notch though, with<br />
the likes of Geoffrey Rush, Sam<br />
Neill and Miriam Margoyles pulling<br />
out compelling ‘eeks’ and ‘aahs’. Kudos<br />
to the studio for predominantly<br />
casting a host of Australian talent<br />
– it made a refreshing change to the<br />
usual line-up of voice-over stars.<br />
Having said that, if you want to cast<br />
a good villain make them a Brit,<br />
and Helen Mirren certainly carries<br />
the imperial baton well as the steely<br />
queen of the ‘Pure Ones’. <strong>The</strong>re<br />
seemed real potential for moving<br />
performances, though any hope<br />
of achieving it was scuppered by<br />
the fact we were watching a drama<br />
about a bunch of owls.<br />
This brings up the second big<br />
problem with the film. Based on<br />
a series of books it may be, but<br />
beyond this there seems to be no<br />
genuine, concrete reason the protagonists<br />
should be owls and not<br />
flying humans, or any other species<br />
for that matter. Orwell proved<br />
that anthropomorphism can tell a<br />
powerful story that resonates in our<br />
reality as strong as it does in the<br />
fiction and since then several films<br />
have proved this to be true at various<br />
levels. Fox and the Hound is as<br />
stirring a tale of friendship as there<br />
is; Disney’s version of Robin Hood<br />
removes the menace of the Prince<br />
of Thieves by transposing the action<br />
to a charming world of foxes,<br />
bears and rabbits. Every time there<br />
is a definite reason. Here though<br />
the allegory is thin and in a situation<br />
where the owls wear armour,<br />
fight with swords and even record<br />
their own history, it seems to me<br />
something wholly more satisfactory<br />
could have been achieved by simply<br />
making them human beings.<br />
It’s very difficult to dislike anything<br />
particular about the film and<br />
overall it’s an inoffensive exercise<br />
that, a few plot holes aside, is fairly<br />
enjoyable but never once truly<br />
excites. It’s visually pleasing but it<br />
doesn’t stun. It’s emotional but it<br />
doesn’t stir. It’s entertaining but it<br />
doesn’t change your world. That<br />
being said, with half a dozen more<br />
entries in the book series there<br />
is plenty of material for a sequel<br />
and if enough money is made I’m<br />
sure we’ll be seeing the guardians<br />
fly again sometime soon. Let’s just<br />
hope that this time they iron out<br />
the creases and then maybe the result<br />
will be something that properly<br />
captures the imagination.
<strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> | Thursday 4 November 2010<br />
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tf<br />
Editor’s Feature<br />
Imprisoned for a crime that<br />
she did not commit<br />
because it is not a crime...<br />
<strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> editor Tom Shore explores a little-reported story<br />
about the controversial nature of home-births in Hungary<br />
and the unbelievable way that midwifes can be treated by the<br />
authorities.<br />
She was then held<br />
for a further week<br />
without charge before<br />
she appeared in an<br />
open court. When she<br />
did appear, she was<br />
shackled in leg chains<br />
and handcuffs<br />
On 5th October, a mother in a<br />
house in Hungary undergoing an<br />
ordinary medical examination<br />
went into labour. Midwife Agnes<br />
Gereb, 58, was contacted by phone<br />
and asked to come to the mother’s<br />
aid and deliver the child. <strong>The</strong> birth<br />
outside of hospital was unplanned.<br />
Ms Gereb is a highly experienced<br />
obstetrician, gynaecologist, midwife<br />
and is the founder of a birthing<br />
centre. She has completed deliveries<br />
for 3,500 babies at home.<br />
Within a half hour of the mother<br />
going into labour, an ambulance<br />
was at her door, but with an additional<br />
entourage of police officers<br />
who took Ms Gereb into custody.<br />
<strong>The</strong> mother was taken into hospital<br />
where her newborn baby was<br />
delivered safely and both were well<br />
cared for.<br />
Ms Gereb was taken to Budapest<br />
Prison and at 10pm that same<br />
night, after being interrogated<br />
intensely, put in front of a closed<br />
court.<br />
She was then held for a further<br />
week without charge before she appeared<br />
in an open court. When she<br />
did appear, she was shackled in leg<br />
chains and handcuffs which caused<br />
a bleeding wound, visible in court,<br />
because they were incorrectly fitted<br />
and too tight. This wound was later<br />
treated and in the next trial, she<br />
was not held in chains.<br />
Ms Gereb stood accused of negligent<br />
malpractice and one charge of<br />
manslaughter relating to an earlier<br />
birth after what has been said to be<br />
a difficult labour.<br />
Speaking on BBC Radio 4’s<br />
Woman’s Hour, Tomas Fazekas, one<br />
of Ms Gereb’s lawyers, explained<br />
that ‘Hungary doesn’t have any<br />
regulations on this issue so there<br />
is no law concerning planned<br />
homebirths. It’s not automatically a<br />
crime.’<br />
Campaigners say that authorities<br />
in Hungary are trying to criminalise<br />
home births and to make<br />
hospital births compulsory. Ms<br />
Gereb herself has been an active<br />
campaigner for a mother’s right to<br />
have her baby delivered at home for<br />
30 years.<br />
Ms Gereb faces a five year sentence,<br />
and after her trial, was held<br />
under maximum security conditions<br />
When asked why Ms Gereb was<br />
facing criminal charges, Mr Fazekas<br />
replied ‘It is not clear to me so I am<br />
very sad to say that this is not clarified<br />
by the police so of course they<br />
have given her charges, but with the<br />
charges they have not shown any<br />
kind of evidence.‘<br />
<strong>The</strong> Hungarian constitution<br />
technically allows mothers to give<br />
birth in their own home but at the<br />
same time it states that the practical<br />
conditions required to ensure a<br />
safe home birth do not exist. This<br />
latter clause is on the authority of<br />
the ANTSZ, the Hungarian health<br />
authority who refuse to sign over<br />
licences to independent midwives.<br />
‘Technically it is no more difficult<br />
than it is anywhere else in the world<br />
or in Europe [to deliver a baby at<br />
home], but the regulations are not<br />
clear,’ Mr Fazekas adds, ‘there is no<br />
low-end regulation on this despite<br />
the fact that there is an EU directive<br />
on it.’<br />
When asked how he was planning<br />
to defend Ms Gereb, Mr Fazekas<br />
replied that he was interested<br />
in the evidence that the police<br />
currently hold ‘because we have not<br />
been shown any sign of evidence<br />
despite the fact that she is being<br />
held in pre-trial detention. We<br />
have asked to be shown everything:<br />
forensic experts’ opinions, police<br />
reports... anything,’ he said. But Mr<br />
Fazekas’ team have been shown<br />
nothing.<br />
<strong>The</strong> authorities have stepped up<br />
their efforts to crack down on home<br />
births in the last five years. It is<br />
estimated that there are 15 midwives<br />
who will assist home births. 5<br />
of these are currently facing lengthy<br />
sentences in jail.<br />
<strong>The</strong>re are some claims of conspiracy<br />
in the country and that power<br />
and money lie behind the authority’s<br />
insistence on hospital births.<br />
Donal Kerry, spokesman for the<br />
Hungarian Homebirth Community<br />
has claimed that, despite Hungary’s<br />
apparently free healthcare system,<br />
parents expect to pay up to a<br />
month’s salary to the doctor present<br />
at the birth for each child. Doctors<br />
are legally obliged to attend births.<br />
Obstetric care in Hungary is of an<br />
excellent standard, but campaigners<br />
say that the problem is that the<br />
procedures are doctor-centric and<br />
highly interventionist. Inductions<br />
and episiotomies and standard<br />
procedure.<br />
Ms Gereb is facing additional<br />
criminal charges for two births<br />
where postpartum haemorrhage<br />
was too great, one death of an<br />
infant due to shoulder dystocia and<br />
one death of a twin who suffered<br />
a lack of oxygen during their birth<br />
and died seven months later.<br />
<strong>The</strong> mothers and newborns in<br />
the postpartum haemorrhage cases<br />
were all discharged from hospital<br />
within hours and only the parents<br />
of the child in the shoulder dystocia<br />
case are pressing charges. <strong>The</strong><br />
parents of all other cases have expressed<br />
their support for Ms Gereb.<br />
Mr Fazekas, who represents Ms<br />
Gereb on behalf of a team from the<br />
Hungarian civil liberties union also<br />
revealed that she is confined to her<br />
four-woman cell for 23 hours of<br />
each day and is subjected to strip<br />
searches. She is only allowed to see<br />
her family once a month though<br />
and they have not been granted<br />
permission to see each other since<br />
her arrest, but is allowed a tenminute<br />
phone call once each week.<br />
<strong>The</strong> day after Gereb was arrested,<br />
over 600 people protested outside<br />
the remand prison in Budapest.<br />
Two days later, they created a<br />
human chain from the municipal<br />
court to the national parliament<br />
2,000 people long.<br />
<strong>The</strong> Hungarian constitutional<br />
court and the European court of<br />
human rights have been lobbied by<br />
campaigners to draw up necessary<br />
regulations as soon as possible.<br />
TS.
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‘Novel’ idea taken to schools to<br />
encourage budding young authors<br />
aving already successfully<br />
showcased their<br />
innovative experiment in<br />
accelerated, collaborative<br />
fiction writing – creating<br />
60,000 word novels in<br />
under a week – Dr Joseph<br />
Reddington and Dr<br />
Douglas Cowie of Royal<br />
Holloway, University of<br />
London will be offering<br />
school children the opportunity<br />
to take part in<br />
their ‘TooManyCooks’ project,<br />
due to a grant from<br />
the College’s Outreach<br />
Fund.<br />
<strong>The</strong> project has already<br />
seen a team of nine<br />
undergraduate students<br />
collectively produce two<br />
novels in summer 2009,<br />
with <strong>The</strong> Shadow Hours<br />
and <strong>The</strong> Delivery written in<br />
seven and five and half days<br />
respectively.<br />
<strong>The</strong> concept of ‘TooMany-<br />
Cooks’ is to speed the workflow<br />
for writing fiction novels<br />
to unprecedented levels<br />
by using a procedure based<br />
on techniques currently used<br />
in designing computer<br />
software. Innovative software<br />
helps the writing team<br />
to see how the structure of<br />
their novel is progressing<br />
and whether they are being<br />
successful in achieving a<br />
consistent writing style.<br />
<strong>The</strong> project employs cutting-edge<br />
linguistic analysis<br />
research developed by<br />
Royal Holloway’s Computer-<br />
Supported Narrative and<br />
Semantics Group, which as<br />
been featured in ‘Nature’.<br />
Dr Reddington says, “<strong>The</strong><br />
first time we ran the project<br />
we were just interested to<br />
know if it was even possible.<br />
It was only during the process<br />
that we could see how<br />
much valuable development<br />
the students were getting<br />
from it. <strong>The</strong> benefits were<br />
not just in terms of the pure<br />
writing that such an intensive<br />
environment would be<br />
expected to improve, but<br />
also in areas such as teamwork,<br />
feedback, productivity<br />
– ‘soft’ skills that many claim<br />
universities do not develop<br />
sufficiently in their students.”<br />
In addition, the students<br />
benefited enormously from<br />
seeing the full workflow of<br />
a novel from the inception<br />
and development of highlevel<br />
structure to proofing<br />
and choosing a cover illustration.<br />
This view was backed-up<br />
during the 2010 Royal Holloway<br />
graduation ceremonies<br />
when the academic members<br />
of ’TooManyCooks’ won<br />
the College’s team teaching<br />
prize for their contribution<br />
to student development.<br />
Now, thanks to a grant<br />
from the university’s outreach<br />
fund, a new gen-<br />
eration of students from<br />
sixth form colleges and<br />
schools will be able to<br />
give the project a try, and<br />
produce their own works<br />
of fiction. <strong>The</strong> younger<br />
students will have a<br />
slightly cut-down version<br />
of the project and will cooperate<br />
to write a 40,000<br />
word novel in five days<br />
During this process<br />
they will get a chance<br />
to interface the cuttingedge<br />
linguistic analysis<br />
techniques developed at<br />
Royal Holloway, and will<br />
receive detailed feedback<br />
on their writing ability,<br />
style, teamwork, and editing.
24 <strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> | Thursday 4 November 2010<br />
Features<br />
How to Survive on a Student<br />
Budget<br />
Felicity King after an epiphany, looks at how to save crucial pounds on a<br />
tight student budget<br />
Last week, I found myself scanning<br />
the pavements of Windsor for a 20p<br />
piece. I wasn’t doing it for fun. Obviously.<br />
Scanning the pavement for<br />
20p is hardly fun – it’s actually quite<br />
embarrassing. I was doing it because<br />
I didn’t have enough money<br />
to buy a postcard. I don’t know if<br />
any of you have ever scanned the<br />
pavements of Windsor for 20p. I<br />
wouldn’t advise it. You tend to walk<br />
into things a lot, and considering<br />
that Windsor is where the Queen<br />
lives, there really isn’t very much<br />
loose change lying around. I gained<br />
nothing but a bruised head, and<br />
returned home postcard-less and<br />
pissed off.<br />
I suppose you could call my 20pscanning-experience<br />
an epiphany.<br />
I realised I was skint. I don’t mean<br />
‘skint’ as in ‘I don’t want to lend<br />
you a few quid to get some pizza<br />
because I don’t really like you’. I<br />
don’t mean ‘skint’ as in ‘darn it, I’ll<br />
have to buy my unicorn with gold<br />
plated bridle next month because<br />
I’m a few thousand short’. I mean<br />
‘skint’ as in ‘I’m going to totally<br />
humiliate myself by scanning the<br />
streets of Windsor for 20p because<br />
I can’t even afford a postcard’. Skint<br />
skint, that is. In fact, I did some<br />
very complicated long division and<br />
worked out that I had only 30p a<br />
day to live on. After screaming,<br />
there are only two things a girl can<br />
do in this situation – it was a choice<br />
between prostitution or ringing<br />
the parents. Thankfully, I had my<br />
Checking the bank balance can be a terrifying ordeal<br />
phone.<br />
Now, there are many occasions<br />
in this life on which you will curse<br />
yourself for being bad at maths; it<br />
becomes quite an issue, for example,<br />
when taking a maths exam.<br />
Today, however, was not one of<br />
those occasions. I was thrilled to<br />
learn from my parents that I was<br />
an absolute failure at maths, and<br />
in fact had more like £18 a week at<br />
my disposal. This was definitely an<br />
improvement, but it would hardly<br />
fund tea at the Ritz. I realised I<br />
needed to start saving.<br />
It is interesting to note the sort<br />
of changes we go through when we<br />
realise we haven’t got any money.<br />
Eating, for example starts to become<br />
a mildly irritating biological<br />
flaw. We start to realise how much<br />
easier it would be if we didn’t need<br />
regular food – money could then<br />
be spent on more important things,<br />
like alcohol or clothes. <strong>The</strong> best way<br />
of dealing with this is to learn to<br />
distinguish between what you want<br />
and what you need. For example,<br />
the cute dog umbrella in Tesco<br />
is probably not necessary to you<br />
being alive, despite the fact that it<br />
looks cute. Before buying such an<br />
item, ask yourself: do you even have<br />
a dog? And does it really need an<br />
umbrella? Even if you answer yes to<br />
both those questions, is a period in<br />
your life in which you’re living off<br />
£18 a week really the best time to<br />
buy it? In order to defeat this temptation,<br />
make a shopping list before<br />
you go, and stick to it. Otherwise<br />
you’ll end up like me: the cateredfor<br />
vegetarian with nothing but a<br />
microwave at her disposal, who<br />
ended up buying a ready-to-roast<br />
chicken with accompanying vegetables<br />
just because it had 50% off and<br />
came with a really cool free pen.<br />
<strong>The</strong> next threat to your bank<br />
balance is going out. I’m not going<br />
to suggest the best money-saving<br />
technique, which is of course, not<br />
going out at all, because it’s a stupid<br />
idea. But when you do go out, apply<br />
the same principle: what do you<br />
need when going out and what<br />
do you just want? Fun as it is, you<br />
do not need to buy yourself, your<br />
mates, and everybody else in the<br />
club – who, in your drunkenness,<br />
you have claimed as your new best<br />
friends – lots of drinks. Similarly,<br />
once you stagger out of the club,<br />
you do not need to buy chips – it’s<br />
just another two or three pounds<br />
you will never get back. Except possibly<br />
in weight, if you do this too<br />
regularly.<br />
Another effective money-saving<br />
scheme is to have themed nights<br />
out. Instead of the usual ‘ridiculously<br />
overpriced outfit that I can<br />
only wear once’ theme, which<br />
requires you buying a new ridiculously<br />
overpriced outfit that you<br />
can only wear once every week, try<br />
such themes as the trampy ‘I can’t<br />
afford to wash my clothes’ theme,<br />
the ‘this is what I wore last week’<br />
theme, the ‘this is what my friend<br />
wore last week’ theme, and finally,<br />
if you’re really desperate, the ‘stark<br />
naked’ theme. This last one is doubly<br />
cheap because most clubs won’t<br />
let you in dressed in such attire and<br />
therefore, you save money on the<br />
entry fee because, well, you never<br />
get to enter.<br />
Basically, learn to distinguish between<br />
what you want and what you<br />
need and act accordingly. If your<br />
acting accordingly involves you<br />
buying only what you want, and<br />
not the boring stuff you probably<br />
need, then that’s fine too. Just don’t<br />
die of starvation, alcohol poisoning<br />
or from the fact that your<br />
room hasn’t been cleaned since the<br />
French Revolution simply because<br />
you can’t be bothered to buy a mop.<br />
Above all, remember that if you<br />
can’t eat it, clean with it or drown<br />
your sorrows in it, it is probably<br />
not worth buying – however cute it<br />
may look on the dog.
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25<br />
Features<br />
Experiments<br />
with retro<br />
technology<br />
Kate Brook<br />
Features Editor<br />
At a certain point in the worryingly<br />
recent past, my fashion sense<br />
ceased its journey through a series<br />
of short-lived phases that had previously<br />
led me to consider the Sum<br />
41 hoodie, the hot pink cords, the<br />
tie-dye maxi-skirt and other similar<br />
horrors to be uncontested wardrobe<br />
staples and therefore suitable for<br />
wearing in public. After that point,<br />
my taste became more refined. I<br />
started to appreciate old things. I<br />
developed a penchant for rummaging<br />
in flea markets and antiques<br />
shops; I lusted after silk shirts and<br />
pearl earrings, pencil skirts and<br />
old-fashioned suitcases. Above all, I<br />
lusted after an old bike. I longed to<br />
sit atop a leather saddle, belongings<br />
tossed into a wicker basket protruding<br />
from charmingly curved<br />
handlebars, and I began to harbour<br />
a fantasy in which I pedalled down<br />
the uneven streets of an anonymous<br />
but picturesque town on a gleaming<br />
Pashley Princess, dressed in a<br />
decadent ensemble involving red<br />
lipstick, a high waistline and a patent<br />
snap-clasp handbag.<br />
A naïve attempt to realise this<br />
fantasy ended in me making a<br />
whimsical Ebay purchase one day<br />
last year. Before I knew it, I was in<br />
possession of my very own 1960s<br />
3-speed Triumph bicycle which,<br />
though burdened with a number<br />
of less-than-desirable retro features<br />
including absent-minded brakes<br />
and a chronic rust problem, melted<br />
my tender little heart. Oh, but<br />
she was beautiful – battered, but<br />
exquisite. I was enchanted. After a<br />
test run or five, I armed myself with<br />
some wire wool and a can of WD40<br />
and set about restoring her to her<br />
former glory. I was forced to accept<br />
the impossibility of this task after<br />
several days and approximately<br />
thirty-seven old toothbrushes, but<br />
my enthusiasm was nonetheless not<br />
to be dampened, and I remained<br />
hopelessly in love.<br />
Regular use, however, soon began<br />
to put our relationship under strain.<br />
My daily route took me through the<br />
tired council estates and uninspiring<br />
alleys of Englefield Green – a<br />
far cry from the shady boulevards<br />
and cobbled back streets I considered<br />
to be this bike’s natural<br />
home. Out of context, she seemed<br />
pretentious and showy, a sad misfit<br />
among the BMX monstrosities and<br />
skinny racing bikes that frequently<br />
overtook us. Nor was the general<br />
ensemble quite so romantic as I had<br />
previously envisaged. No kid gloves<br />
ever graced my darling’s handlebars;<br />
no silk scarves ever fluttered<br />
in her wake. <strong>The</strong> leather on the<br />
saddle was forlorn and peeling,<br />
and the role of wicker basket was<br />
filled, I am sad to say, by a practical<br />
but somewhat less fetching green<br />
rucksack.<br />
<strong>The</strong>n there was the Sturmey<br />
Archer gear box, which offered but<br />
three choices: easy, medium and<br />
hard. Easy sent the pedals spinning<br />
so fast that my legs blurred out<br />
of all recognition. Medium made<br />
for a pleasant ride until the road<br />
sloped upwards by more than three<br />
degrees, and hard was like trying to<br />
pedal five bikes at once. In the end,<br />
I concluded that walking would be<br />
easier on both parties, and my poor<br />
dear bicycle was consigned – momentarily,<br />
I promised myself – to<br />
the garden shed.<br />
But my experiments with retro<br />
technology were far from over. My<br />
next acquisition was a 30-year old<br />
film camera – nothing fancy, you<br />
understand, but still pretty enough<br />
to double most conveniently as<br />
a fashion accessory. Whenever I<br />
lifted it to my eye, I was struck by<br />
its simple charm. How quaint it<br />
was to peer through a view finder!<br />
How delightful to wind on the<br />
film! Those poor fools with their<br />
‘retro camera’ apps, I thought. I’ve<br />
got the real thing! I happened, at<br />
this time, to be on a year abroad in<br />
Paris, which seemed to me very appropriate<br />
(more so, certainly, than<br />
Englefield Green). I prowled street,<br />
park and quay à la Cartier-Bresson,<br />
the camera slung casually around<br />
my neck, in search of starry-eyed<br />
lovers, old pétanque players, elegant<br />
espresso-sippers and jovial waiters,<br />
and other, touching moments of<br />
cultural significance crying out to<br />
be immortalised in 35mm.<br />
A few weeks later, after paying a<br />
princely sum to have the film developed,<br />
I awaited the finished pieces<br />
with baited breath. <strong>The</strong>y would<br />
need naming, for sure; titles such as<br />
‘Lost in thought’, ‘Little boy laughing’<br />
and ‘Hannah, caught unawares’<br />
were perhaps to be considered. But<br />
when they arrived, the pictures<br />
were not quite everything that I<br />
had hoped. In some, the subjects<br />
were blurred out of all recognition.<br />
In others, they were obscured by<br />
shadow, or by large patches of pink<br />
I took to be stray fingers. Some<br />
were even missing bits of their<br />
person. It was very disappointing,<br />
and brought a short-lived hobby to<br />
an abrupt end.<br />
<strong>The</strong>se days, the camera sits<br />
filmless and forgotten in a bottom<br />
drawer and the bike awaits its<br />
pending re-sale on Ebay. <strong>The</strong> story<br />
is not over, for a typewriter may<br />
be my next purchase, or perhaps,<br />
when I have learned to drive, a<br />
Citroen 2CV. But in the meantime,<br />
I am learning to accept that soulless<br />
modernity is perhaps no bad thing<br />
after all.<br />
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26 <strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> | Thursday 4 November 2010<br />
Features<br />
Carbon Emissions at RHUL<br />
Ashley Coates examines the inconvenient truth of just how much our<br />
energy demands costs Royal Holloway<br />
Following the publication of a plan<br />
for higher education spending created<br />
by the retired executive of an<br />
oil and gas firm it seems appropriate<br />
to highlight the issues facing<br />
universities with regards to their<br />
carbon emissions. If you thought<br />
the Browne Report made for a scary<br />
read – and obviously any student<br />
making a fuss about it would have<br />
read the actual report and not just<br />
the ‘At a Glance’ section of the BBC<br />
News website – then you should<br />
take a look at some of the documents<br />
coming out of the Environment<br />
Agency and the Carbon Trust<br />
– they are not a pretty sight.<br />
Having said that, in an aesthetic<br />
sense they are, like the Browne<br />
Report, actually very pretty to look<br />
at. Most of them are plush pdf files<br />
filled with expensive graphics that<br />
tell us unwelcome news in fancy,<br />
colourful bubbles. Even the Carbon<br />
Reduction Commitment guides<br />
outlining fines for universities<br />
potentially in excess of £100,000,<br />
look like friendly nursery school<br />
prospectuses. Appropriately enough<br />
the Browne Report is misery set to<br />
a brown background, perhaps in<br />
deference to its mighty creator or in<br />
an attempt to discourage you from<br />
printing the document and giving<br />
it a good read for fear that your<br />
magenta cartridge wouldn’t handle<br />
it. Anyway, I digress.<br />
in 2006 Royal<br />
Holloway released<br />
carbon emissions<br />
equivalent to 7,000<br />
return flights to New<br />
York.<br />
One of the more disturbing of<br />
these beautiful documents is the<br />
lengthily named “Higher Education<br />
Carbon Management Programme:<br />
Strategy and Implementation Plan”.<br />
Unlike the Browne Report, the<br />
Carbon Trust tends to make the<br />
terror facing universities as clear<br />
as possible and it hits you straight<br />
away: in 2006 Royal Holloway released<br />
carbon emissions equivalent<br />
<strong>The</strong> Energy Efficeny Table in the Moore Building. Photo Courtesy of Amy Taheri<br />
to 7,000 return flights to New York.<br />
<strong>The</strong> document and the subsequent<br />
revised report of 20th January 2010<br />
based its considerations on energy<br />
consumption for the academic year<br />
2005-6. It estimated that in that<br />
year the university emitted 14,131<br />
tonnes of CO2. This is roughly the<br />
same as the average yearly emissions<br />
of 4,500 motorists.<br />
As well as the effect on the environment,<br />
this level of consumption<br />
will come to account for an increasingly<br />
significant proportion of<br />
Royal Holloway’s annual expenditure<br />
as energy bills get more and<br />
more expensive. <strong>The</strong> Department of<br />
Trade and Industry estimates that<br />
gas and electricity bills will increase<br />
at an average of 3.5% over the next<br />
10 years. Royal Holloway spent<br />
£1.8 million on energy in the year<br />
2005-6, so assuming consumption<br />
continues increasing at the same<br />
rate, the year 2013-14 will cost the<br />
university £3.6 million. Given that<br />
in the financial year 2008 Royal<br />
Holloway was left with only £4.3<br />
million of the £125,949,000 that<br />
came into the university coffers,<br />
this is not a cost that can be<br />
ignored.<br />
Our university is committed (as<br />
are all higher education institutions<br />
in England) to reducing its<br />
carbon footprint by 34% come 2020<br />
and 80% by 2050, based on 1990<br />
levels. <strong>The</strong> recommendations of<br />
the Carbon Trust report were to<br />
tackle buildings emissions first,<br />
as they accounted for 94% of<br />
the total emissions produced.<br />
<strong>The</strong> Trust suggested inter-hall<br />
energy efficiency contests and<br />
a ‘switch-off campaign’. <strong>The</strong>y<br />
also recommended that each<br />
department have an ‘environment<br />
champion’ that looks<br />
after green issues at the departmental<br />
level. Less innovative<br />
were such recommendations<br />
as ‘adopt an energy policy’ and<br />
‘adopt a heating policy’ but<br />
there is still a fair amount of<br />
work to be done here.<br />
Adding further pressure is the<br />
introduction of the UK’s first<br />
mandatory carbon trading scheme.<br />
In the CRC Energy Efficiency<br />
Scheme, the government is to start<br />
charging non-energy-intensive<br />
institutions that consume more<br />
than 6,000 MWh of energy a year<br />
on a per-tonne of carbon basis and<br />
universities will be included in<br />
this. Institutions that exceed 6,000<br />
MWh/year will have to purchase<br />
allowances from the government,<br />
starting at £12 per tonne. <strong>The</strong> payment<br />
of these allowances was to<br />
begin next year but following the<br />
Spending Review released last week<br />
it will now begin in 2012. Should<br />
university emissions remain around<br />
14,000 tonnes of carbon per year<br />
the Carbon Trust estimates that<br />
Royal Holloway could end up paying<br />
between £112,000 and £210,000<br />
a year in carbon allowances.<br />
Royal Holloway<br />
spent £1.8 million on<br />
energy in the year<br />
2005-6<br />
What all this could mean for<br />
Royal Holloway is increased costs at<br />
a time of restricted spending as the<br />
government cuts funding for higher<br />
education. <strong>The</strong> college has already<br />
responded by carefully considering<br />
the efficiency of their new buildings<br />
and has plans to start smart-metering<br />
in order to analyse when and<br />
where the greatest consumption of<br />
energy takes place on campus. But<br />
effective energy saving will require<br />
a change in attitude and a greater<br />
awareness of the problems that<br />
face both the environment and the<br />
college.<br />
Royal Holloway is going to be<br />
squeezed into reducing its carbon<br />
footprint over the next few decades<br />
and everyone is going to have to<br />
help reach the emissions targets.<br />
Please recycle this newspaper when you are finished<br />
Recycling bins are located at:<br />
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27<br />
Features<br />
Is the Hype About<br />
Fashion Over Before it<br />
has Even Begun?<br />
Josh Minopoli<br />
In the world of fashion, it could be<br />
said that things are done differently.<br />
If we were to consider the account<br />
of one Vogue intern who recalled<br />
having to send a plate of turkey<br />
sausages to Hermès via blacked-out<br />
limo, all in the name of fashion,<br />
then we could say things are<br />
definitely done differently. <strong>The</strong>se<br />
particular ‘things’ could include<br />
matters that concern being practical<br />
and conventional. It simply would<br />
not be fashion otherwise. For example;<br />
is it at all practical to import<br />
a 265 ton iceberg as a feature for<br />
a fashion show? It absolutely is if<br />
you’re Karl Lagerfeld, as he proved<br />
when he did exactly that for one<br />
of his Chanel runways in Paris.<br />
Furthermore, is fashion in itself<br />
conventional? Fashion certainly has<br />
a tendency towards artistic eccentricity<br />
and even pretentiousness,<br />
which may cause some to view the<br />
industry as inaccessible and make<br />
it impossible to describe it with a<br />
word like ‘conventional’.<br />
However, among the almost<br />
frivolous endeavours and the<br />
glamorous aura of fashion (not forgetting<br />
the sausages and icebergs, of course) there<br />
is one so-called unconventionality that<br />
requires more thought: the previewing<br />
of collections six months before they are<br />
actually released for sale. After reading an<br />
article by Belinda White in <strong>The</strong> Daily Telegraph,<br />
I was prompted to ask: “is fashion<br />
too ahead of itself for its own good, so<br />
much so that today’s fashion becomes yesterday’s<br />
news in the blink of an eye?” <strong>The</strong><br />
article discussed the illustrious designer,<br />
Tom Ford, and his attempt to keep his<br />
collection current and out of the grasp of<br />
the internet.<br />
Ford has taken steps to ensure that<br />
his new Spring/Summer womenswear<br />
collection is not exploited in any way by<br />
the press, barring celebrities and photographers<br />
alike from his private launch at<br />
New York Fashion Week last September.<br />
This meant that only a lucky few could<br />
cast their eyes on what is likely to be a<br />
masterpiece.<br />
Part of his reasoning for taking such<br />
drastic measures and rejecting the vast<br />
majority of the fashion pack did seem<br />
to make sense. “You see the clothes –<br />
within an hour or so they’re online, the<br />
world sees them,” went his argument.<br />
“It’s everywhere – all over the streets in<br />
three months and by the time you get it<br />
to the store, what’s the point?” And the<br />
painful truth is that Mr Ford does have<br />
a point, and a rather sharp one at that. Is<br />
it wise to parade a cherished collection<br />
six months before it is even due to enter<br />
the boutiques? Its eventual release for<br />
sale risks being labelled an anti-climax if<br />
everyone has already seen the clothes. In<br />
Ford’s case, however, his collection will<br />
only be published online in December,<br />
before appearing in fashion magazines in<br />
January – perhaps a clever way of keeping<br />
his brand fresh. By not permitting any<br />
sort of visual publicity until he dictates<br />
otherwise, Ford is stating his desire for<br />
fashion collections to remain under<br />
wraps until later in the season. Why even<br />
bother going to the runway shows, people<br />
might end up asking, when you can view<br />
collections online within hours?<br />
Of course, the highly publicised and<br />
photographed runway show is a system<br />
which has worked for years and<br />
continues to generate Louis Vuitton<br />
trunks-full of interest, and is one which,<br />
atmospherically, cannot be contended<br />
with. I simply cannot remain so cynical<br />
about something I love so much. A more<br />
positive way of looking at the situation is<br />
to compare the long wait for collections<br />
to enter shops to the build-up to Christmas:<br />
you know it’s coming; you know<br />
what you want months in<br />
advance, and when it finally<br />
arrives it is all the more<br />
special having waited. If<br />
we start attributing staleness<br />
to something that is<br />
so unique and brilliant<br />
then everything becomes<br />
so boring and ‘has been’.<br />
Culling visual publicity and<br />
refraining from using the<br />
internet might well be a<br />
way of keeping a collection<br />
unspoiled and preserving consumers’<br />
eagerness at the same<br />
time. But when everyone else<br />
is happily inviting the press<br />
in, Ford’s attitude seems to<br />
border on being snobbish in an<br />
industry that cannot cater for<br />
any more snobbishness. When<br />
everyone else starts following<br />
Ford’s idea, however, it will be<br />
another story.<br />
Pay attention – your results don’t lie!<br />
Ailson De Moraes<br />
Have you ever asked yourself<br />
why you decided to do a degree? I<br />
bet you have! If you haven’t, I am<br />
sure you parents have done it for<br />
you! Anyway, if you are reading<br />
this article it means that you are<br />
now here, at Royal Holloway, and<br />
therefore that you have decided to<br />
get a degree (or maybe you are still<br />
thinking!)<br />
“Man is a goal-seeking animal,”<br />
wrote Aristotle. “His life only has<br />
meaning if he is reaching out and<br />
striving for his goals.”<br />
<strong>The</strong> fact that you are studying<br />
for a degree means that you, like<br />
Aristotle, are striving to achieve<br />
the goals in your life. Life is much<br />
more interesting when those goals<br />
have been reached. It has to be said<br />
that finishing a degree feels great<br />
(and I have finished a few), but I<br />
can assure you that the very best<br />
thing is the journey to achieve it; or<br />
at least, that piece of paper called a<br />
degree diploma (which, by the way,<br />
it is a very plain A4 piece of paper).<br />
When I completed my first degree<br />
and was awarded the diploma, I<br />
thought to myself: I have worked so<br />
hard to get this piece of paper – but<br />
now what? Well, that piece of paper<br />
opened the doors to my professional<br />
career and to a better salary,<br />
among other things. But it takes<br />
courage to continue this journey<br />
and, at times, many of us stop and<br />
think seriously about dropping out<br />
and starting another journey elsewhere.<br />
However, whether you do<br />
drop out or continue your degree,<br />
you will have to decide for yourself,<br />
and I am not here to decide for you,<br />
simply because it is your responsibility<br />
to face the challenges in front<br />
of you.<br />
Some time ago, I heard an interesting<br />
story about a man who, after<br />
many years of poverty and hardship,<br />
decided to walk into a church.<br />
<strong>The</strong> man fell to his knees, looked at<br />
the altar and said, ‘God, I’ve done<br />
my best to be a good man, I’ve<br />
worked hard, but I have nothing to<br />
show for my life. If only I could win<br />
the lottery! Please help me.’<br />
A few weeks later, having had<br />
no luck, the man went back to<br />
the church and went down on his<br />
knees once again. ‘Please God,’ he<br />
implored, ‘I’m begging you. Help<br />
me win the lottery, just once – lift<br />
me from this wretched life of poverty<br />
so that I can experience what<br />
wealth can give a man.’ Nothing<br />
happened.<br />
But he was a stubborn man, and<br />
a determined one. Finally, he went<br />
back to the church, dropped to his<br />
knees, looked upwards, and with<br />
tears in his eyes, he said: ‘Please<br />
God, I’m begging you! Just once.<br />
Reward this humble, holy man who<br />
has done his best to serve you well!<br />
All I ask of you is that you please,<br />
please, please let me win the lottery.’<br />
Finishing his prayer, the man sat<br />
and looked at the altar, when suddenly,<br />
there was a rumbling in the<br />
sky. A beam of light shone down<br />
into the church and a deep, Godlike<br />
voice said: ‘Okay, I will, but do<br />
me a favour – go and buy a lottery<br />
ticket first!’<br />
If you fail to set yourself<br />
a well-defined goal, you will more<br />
than likely end up wandering<br />
around with no luck at all. If you<br />
fail to read and prepare for your<br />
assignments, essays, presentations,<br />
reports and exams, you are failing<br />
to take real responsibility for your<br />
life as a student. Your results will<br />
reflect this!<br />
It is easier to wander<br />
around and get lost if your goals<br />
lack clarity, and it is definitely very<br />
easy to get lost here at university,<br />
and later to cry about not having<br />
taken things more seriously. I am<br />
not telling to you to stop enjoying<br />
your life as a student – on the<br />
contrary, I am inviting you to enjoy<br />
your student life fully while you are<br />
here. But by organising yourself,<br />
you will be able to take full responsibility<br />
for your life.<br />
As Goethe said, “what you<br />
get by achieving your goals is not as<br />
important as what you become by<br />
achieving your goals.” Remember<br />
you can only achieve good results<br />
if you ‘buy the ticket’. Define your<br />
goals and fight for them!
28 <strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> | Thursday 4 November 2010<br />
Sport . . . .<br />
Royal Holloway<br />
heading to<br />
Svensson Says:<br />
Johanna Svensson<br />
Sports Editor<br />
tf<br />
the BUCS<br />
Championships<br />
<strong>The</strong> 4th annual BUCS Championships,<br />
the pinnacle of the domestic<br />
university sporting season, will<br />
return to Sheffield in March 2011.<br />
This season 19 BUCS sports will be<br />
in action over seven days of competition.<br />
<strong>The</strong> City of Sheffield will<br />
witness some of the best athletes<br />
in the country competing in world<br />
class sporting venues.<br />
<strong>The</strong> BUCS Championships brings<br />
together thousands of students who<br />
will be competing in individual<br />
championships or their team sport<br />
finals after a season long campaign.<br />
Some great BUCS finals are<br />
expected in sports such as hockey<br />
and netball while sports such<br />
as judo and climbing will see<br />
hundreds of students fighting for<br />
individual glory.<br />
Last year, Royal Holloway did<br />
exceptionally well at the Championships<br />
with students winning a<br />
number of medals across various<br />
disciplines. Notable performances<br />
include the Judo Club which<br />
walked away with Gold, Silver<br />
and Bronze medals, in particular<br />
Fiona Jones (STARS) who took<br />
Gold. Further special mentions<br />
go to Emily Moss and Darren<br />
March (both STARS students).<br />
Continued on opposite page »<br />
…what a week! As lecturers<br />
go crazy on essays and reading<br />
(funny how they manage to<br />
accidentally plan their deadlines<br />
in the very same week!), our<br />
sports teams craze it out in their<br />
respective venues. Royal Holloway<br />
did well in general, and for<br />
our five Performance Package<br />
teams, the week proved highly<br />
successful. ‘Performance-what?’<br />
you say? Not to worry, you’re<br />
probably not the only one.<br />
<strong>The</strong> Performance Package<br />
was introduced at RHUL Sports<br />
2009 as an important step in<br />
boosting its ranking in the<br />
British University and College<br />
Sports (BUCS) table, at the time<br />
finding itself on a 62nd place.<br />
<strong>The</strong> ultimate aim is to place<br />
Royal Holloway in the top 20<br />
within the next 5 years by giving<br />
five teams additional support in<br />
form of professional coaches and<br />
strength & conditioning sessions<br />
for example.<br />
<strong>The</strong> outcome? Royal Holloway<br />
climbed to 52nd place in the BUCS<br />
ranking – an impressive improvement<br />
in one year! Back in the<br />
days; back in 2002/2003, Holloway<br />
placed itself on a slightly humbler<br />
93rd place, and an even less boastful<br />
96th (!) place the following<br />
year. 04/05 proved to be a golden<br />
generation as RHUL shot up to<br />
70 – that’s a 26-step climb! In the<br />
season of 05/06 our athletes leaped<br />
up another 4 places to 66th and the<br />
progression has only gone up from<br />
there.<br />
However, (and this applies to all<br />
40-or-so competitive teams in the<br />
college) as long as UCL remains<br />
higher than Royal Holloway in the<br />
ranking, we shall not rest.<br />
Many would label UCL as<br />
something of an ‘archrival’,<br />
and I don’t think anyone<br />
would particularly mind<br />
seeing them trailing behind<br />
RHUL. As a reference: they<br />
are currently ranked as<br />
number 40. Looking back<br />
in their history in the BUCS<br />
table, they have resided quite<br />
comfortably around places<br />
40-45 as long as the records<br />
go. In other words, no significant<br />
development in ten<br />
years or so.<br />
Women’s football beat<br />
them last weekend (well<br />
done, ladies!) and I know<br />
the clash is coming up in<br />
basketball soon…<br />
Stay Tuned.<br />
Rhul Trampolining Club raises money for charity<br />
Sarm Falaki<br />
<strong>The</strong> RHUL Trampolining club is<br />
small but vibrant and has a growing<br />
membership year on year. We<br />
play hard and we work hard and<br />
no more so than this week when<br />
we raised money for our chosen<br />
charity. In light of the university’s<br />
Make-A-Difference day, we decided<br />
to make our difference in our own<br />
way by hosting a fancy dress<br />
themed trampolining session with<br />
the help of RAG.<br />
Through a combination of<br />
session fee’s, selling RAG t-shirts<br />
and passing around the charity<br />
bucket we raised over £65 for Great<br />
Ormond Street Hospital. We must<br />
have looked a strange bunch to the<br />
kick-boxing club practising across<br />
the hall, but then it’s not every day<br />
that you see a pirate, a zombie, a<br />
fairy, an angel, a devil and all other<br />
manner of “Make Believe” characters<br />
working their moves on a<br />
trampoline!<br />
Sessions run every Thursday<br />
from 8 - 10 PM and cost only £3,<br />
which enables us to hire our lovely<br />
coach Laura to take us through<br />
badges and competitions. Members<br />
need to have valid insurance from<br />
the SU and pay a one-off membership<br />
fee of £10 which helps us to<br />
plan socials and sort out equipment<br />
we may need. Socials are nearly<br />
always casual, and planned for a<br />
night in which most people can<br />
make it; they range from a relaxed<br />
drink at a local pub to days out<br />
at theme parks to weekends in<br />
Amsterdam. Everyone is welcome<br />
to join our club from all skill sets<br />
and backgrounds, whether you are<br />
a complete beginner or you know<br />
the trampoline like the back of your<br />
hand. We’re always happy to get<br />
new members so please come and<br />
try it out!
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Sport . . . .<br />
Royal<br />
Holloway<br />
heading to<br />
the BUCS<br />
Championships<br />
Emily competed in a highly contested<br />
800m final and after going<br />
out strong and attacking the lead<br />
she was beaten in the final 30m<br />
pushing her to third. Darren March<br />
looked comfortable all weekend<br />
after qualifying for the final after<br />
one jump. He continued his form<br />
into the second day by standing<br />
out as one of the more competitive<br />
triple-jumpers taking a well<br />
deserved Silver.<br />
With the support of Sheffield<br />
International Venues (SIV), who<br />
will also be hosting the majority<br />
of sports at their world class elite<br />
sporting venues, BUCS is thrilled to<br />
be returning to the City of Sheffield<br />
to make use of its world class venues.<br />
BUCS Chief Executive Karen<br />
Rothery said:<br />
‘It is great to bring the BUCS<br />
Championships back to Sheffield<br />
for the fourth consecutive year.<br />
Sheffield offers some of the best<br />
facilities for sport in the country<br />
and I know students appreciate<br />
competing in these world class<br />
venues. <strong>The</strong> BUCS Championships<br />
bring together some of the finest<br />
student athletes in the country who<br />
will have fought hard to make it<br />
to their respective finals. SIV is a<br />
great partner to help us to make<br />
their experience as memorable as<br />
possible and a reward for all their<br />
hard work during the season”<br />
Royal Holloway will be aiming<br />
to support even more students<br />
to represent the College at the<br />
Championships, this is possible<br />
as RHULSPORT is being support<br />
by the Annual Fund with a donation<br />
of £2,000 to subsidies cost of<br />
accommodation, travel, and student<br />
support services at the event.<br />
Mark Hyndman, Sports Development<br />
Executive comments:<br />
It will be great to travel back to<br />
Sheffield for what is a spectacular<br />
student sports event and I can’t wait<br />
to see more Royal Holloway student<br />
compete. <strong>The</strong> support from Alumni<br />
Fund allows us to support more<br />
students to attend the event, which<br />
is enriching their student experience<br />
at the College through sport.<br />
A team worth watching:<br />
RHUL Women’s Football<br />
Paola Orive<br />
<strong>The</strong> new football season began<br />
this Sunday 17th and what a start<br />
did the women’s first and second<br />
team had.<br />
Having won last years ULU<br />
premiership by a clear point and<br />
goal difference to second place<br />
UCL, Women’s 1st had to maintain<br />
its reputation in the field,<br />
and so they did! Winning both<br />
games of the season so far from<br />
both BUCS and ULU leagues by<br />
crushing scores (7-0 and 8-1)<br />
proved that this team was not going<br />
to be satisfied by simply being<br />
known as last year’s champions.<br />
<strong>The</strong>y stayed true to their title<br />
and are now establishing a well<br />
deserved reputation amongst the<br />
other teams. <strong>The</strong>y are so far the<br />
only team who has scored more<br />
than three goals in a match and<br />
it doesn’t look like they will stop<br />
any time soon.<br />
As I caught up with my last<br />
year’s teammates and heard all<br />
about the first two games of the<br />
season, I was very excited to go<br />
down this Sunday 24th to the<br />
sports field for their first home<br />
match of the year. I knew this<br />
would be a tough match since<br />
they were playing archrival UCL.<br />
<strong>The</strong> first half began and already<br />
by 20th minute RHUL had scored<br />
three goals (one courtesy of UCL’s<br />
defender), and so I began to see<br />
what all the fuss was about this<br />
year’s team. Even though there are<br />
many new girls in the team, the<br />
chemistry on the pitch was apparent<br />
for all who went down to see<br />
them play. RHUL played the ball<br />
with ease and always looking up<br />
for open teammates. It came to no<br />
surprise that this team was doing as<br />
well as their charts say they are. <strong>The</strong><br />
game ended with a clear win for the<br />
Holloway girls winning 7-0 against<br />
a worn-out UCL 2nd, sending out<br />
a thunderous warning to UCL’s 1st<br />
team who will be facing Holloway<br />
in the near future.<br />
It looks like the 2nd team has<br />
a lot to talk about as well: they<br />
remain undefeated at ULU league<br />
having beaten SOAS 1st and Goldsmiths<br />
1st this Sunday at their first<br />
home match. I guess the reputation<br />
that follows the 2nd teams in sports<br />
as being ‘not as good as the first’ is<br />
not applicable for the Royal Holloway<br />
girls. <strong>The</strong> 2nd team girls are<br />
just an extension of the 1st team.<br />
As an example, RHUL beat Kings’s<br />
team in a friendly by no less than<br />
13 - 0.<br />
Not only were the girls’ football<br />
skills impressive but the club<br />
President Sian also talked about the<br />
future plans for the club. <strong>The</strong>y are<br />
planning on being very pro-active<br />
during Volunteering Week with a<br />
traditional football activity called<br />
Spring Street Cleaning and there<br />
is also a football camp going on in<br />
campus some time during summer.<br />
Looks like this club is going to be<br />
a very big threat for others who<br />
aspire to win any colors in the climatic<br />
end of the year’s Colors Ball.<br />
Coming down for their games<br />
is not only a nice way to spend a<br />
Sunday or Wednesday evening with<br />
your mates, but is also a chance to<br />
watch two grand teams play their<br />
hearts out for our university. <strong>The</strong>ir<br />
matches are a result of the love they<br />
have for the game and their devotion<br />
they have to take Royal Holloway<br />
to the highest of the league’s<br />
charts. For whatever reason, these<br />
girls are worth watching and keeping<br />
a good eye out for what they<br />
are to become and what they are to<br />
make of our football team. Make<br />
note of them, for I can assure you,<br />
they will give a lot to talk about in<br />
the future.
30 <strong>The</strong> <strong>Founder</strong> | Thursday 4 November 2010<br />
Sport . . . .<br />
tf<br />
Interview: Kristine Flyvholm, Lady Bears Basketball<br />
Luisa Miranda Morel<br />
What first got you in to basketball?<br />
I got into it when I was about 12<br />
years old, so I’ve played for almost<br />
11 years. Before that, I was doing a<br />
lot of sports then I started playing<br />
basketball it stuck on me.<br />
My first team was in my hometown<br />
in Halden and when I was 18<br />
I moved to Oslo to do my last year<br />
of high school there and played top<br />
division with a club called Ullern.<br />
In Oslo I went to an athletic school<br />
and I had basketball as a course; I<br />
was playing for two teams, so with<br />
just basketball I had 8 practices a<br />
week and games every weekend.<br />
So my life for that year was school,<br />
basketball and sleep. I loved it.<br />
When I was 15 I played for the<br />
junior national team in Norway and<br />
I was going for the senior national<br />
team but because I got injured I was<br />
unable to go for the trials. I was out<br />
for two years and now I’m back,<br />
playing for Holloway.<br />
Was basketball a big thing in your<br />
hometown?<br />
We started a new team and we<br />
did quite well so we became one<br />
of the good ‘youth teams’ and then<br />
we played and did well in the Oslo<br />
league.<br />
How has basketball affected you and<br />
you career path?<br />
Career path-wise basketball<br />
hasn’t got that much to do with<br />
Media Arts, but I think that I’m<br />
quite career orientated because I’m<br />
so competitive. I’ve always done<br />
sports in a competitive way, I’ve<br />
always aimed for high competition<br />
and I am competitive in everything<br />
I do. That helps me in my career<br />
because it makes me want to put an<br />
extra effort in.<br />
You mentioned an injury?<br />
It’s a slap in the face when you<br />
get the message that you are going<br />
to be out for so long, something<br />
that you love that much is taken<br />
away from you. Not being able to<br />
play properly for two years straight<br />
is quite hard to take but I haven’t<br />
given up! It makes you think ‘what<br />
can you do?’ but it teaches you to<br />
handle a situation in which things<br />
don’t go exactly how you had<br />
planned and it toughens you up,<br />
especially when you pull through in<br />
the end.<br />
In international basketball, who is<br />
your favorite player?<br />
My favorite all time player is Michael<br />
Jordan.<br />
Would you say he has been your role<br />
model so far?<br />
Yes, definitely. Michael Jordan is my<br />
number one.<br />
Tonight Boston and Miami are<br />
playing at midnight who will you be<br />
supporting?<br />
Tonight I want Boston to win,<br />
and I love Rondo and Ray Allen.<br />
Ray Allen is one of the best three<br />
point shooters in the league and has<br />
been so for a while. Rondo is just a<br />
rising star, he’s really, really young<br />
to be playing as much as he does<br />
and as good as he does. Last year<br />
he was one of the one’s who made<br />
a difference for Boston in the playoffs.<br />
Being that young and doing<br />
that well is a great achievement.<br />
What did you think of last years’<br />
team and their achievements?<br />
tf<br />
I think we did really well. I was<br />
a bit surprised because when you<br />
play at university you don’t know<br />
what to expect because you don’t<br />
know if the teams have got good<br />
players. I was really glad that we<br />
did as well as we did: that we got<br />
Team and Club of the Year and that<br />
we won everything possible. So it<br />
couldn’t have been any better.<br />
What role do you play in this year’s<br />
committee?<br />
I run classroom sessions. I do stats<br />
and watch the tapes of our games<br />
and talk to the team about how the<br />
game went and what we can do to<br />
improve, go through plays and talk<br />
about future games.<br />
What are your first impressions of<br />
this year’s team?<br />
We’re missing tall players. My first<br />
impression is that our bench is not<br />
as full as it should be, so I think we<br />
would be quite vulnerable if some<br />
of our players got injured (knocks<br />
on the wooden table). After the first<br />
couple of games I am more positive<br />
than I was before but I still think its<br />
going to be a tough season for us<br />
but hopefully we’ll pull through.<br />
It seems to me that this year’s team<br />
has a lot to live up to, what are your<br />
goals as a team and how will you<br />
achieve them?<br />
Goals: to be in the top three of the<br />
1A league and get as far as possible<br />
in the cup (BUCS). We have been<br />
talking about the Premiership but<br />
we have to take one game at a time<br />
and see how it goes. It would be fun<br />
though…to play in the Premiership.<br />
Want to write for the Sport section?<br />
If you’re keen to get involved with the sport section of this<br />
newspaper as a photographer, reporter or know someone who we<br />
should interview, email:<br />
sports@thefounder.co.uk
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4. Lecture Hell<br />
Nicholas Blazenby<br />
Seeing as it’s getting close to Reading<br />
Week, I thought I should pull<br />
my finger out and actually start<br />
doing some uni work. <strong>The</strong> first half<br />
of term is always a waste of time<br />
anyway because the library is full of<br />
over eager pains in the ass and you<br />
can’t get any peace (or a seat), and<br />
there are enough excuses to avoid<br />
seminars to last about 3 or 4 weeks<br />
at least. First week you can’t find<br />
the room, second week you mix up<br />
your timings, third week you’re ill<br />
and fourth week change courses<br />
because you can’t be arsed with the<br />
massive reading list for the old one.<br />
So I finally went to a seminar that<br />
I’ve been causally avoiding all term<br />
because a) it’s at 9am and b) it’s on a<br />
Thursday after the Union. I’d had a<br />
bit of a virus – although <strong>The</strong> Rower<br />
said it was just a cold, but he never<br />
gets ill so he knows nothing about<br />
my suffering, the self righteous<br />
dickhead – so I hadn’t gone to the<br />
SU and I was fairly well rested from<br />
sitting in bed all week watching<br />
iPlayer and ordering Dominos.<br />
Contrary to popular belief, cheese<br />
does not give you more flem when<br />
you’re ill. I found it had quite a lot<br />
of healing properties actually. So<br />
suck on that Mum.<br />
<strong>The</strong> seminar was on something<br />
old and I hadn’t done the reading,<br />
well, I sort of had. I read the first<br />
and last paragraphs of the stuff on<br />
Moodle then planned to do what<br />
I always do – be the first to speak<br />
then sit back and relax for the next<br />
hour and fifty minutes. Unfortunately<br />
the class of seventeen had<br />
gone down to four thanks to Come<br />
if You’re Fit or something similar at<br />
the Union the night before.<br />
<strong>The</strong> next two hours were the<br />
most painful of my entire life. I<br />
held back from saying my one point<br />
for as long as possible, then one<br />
of the others said it and I began<br />
to feel prickly heat on my neck as<br />
the panic grew. I managed an hour<br />
of emphatic nodding and agreeing<br />
before I had to speak and I<br />
somehow managed to pull together<br />
other people’s points and compare<br />
them in quite a fine argument…the<br />
tutor bummed it, the three other<br />
people in the class saw through me<br />
and venom glistened in their eyes.<br />
I made a hasty exit afterwards and<br />
hid in Café Jules. I think I might<br />
have to change courses. Again.<br />
<strong>The</strong> major reason that has driven<br />
me into doing work, and actually<br />
realizing that the libraries are busy<br />
(because I didn’t even step foot<br />
in Bedford last year) is because<br />
Housemate with Social Interaction<br />
<strong>Issue</strong>s has, finally - when we were<br />
just starting to doubt his sexuality/<br />
ability to see thanks to the overload<br />
of hardcore pr0n that he uses<br />
a projector for in his room – got<br />
a girlfriend. A real one. Not an<br />
inflatable one. And she’s not that<br />
ugly either. Or fat. She seems quite<br />
nice actually. Met on their course or<br />
something.<br />
Basically the vicinity of his<br />
room to mine plus the volume<br />
and amount of copulation meant<br />
that I had to wear noise-reducing<br />
headphones for most of the day.<br />
And night. <strong>The</strong> TV could not go<br />
loud enough. Especially when they<br />
banged against the wall.<br />
So there I was, forced from my<br />
own home by the inconsiderate<br />
filth that I live with and had to go<br />
to the library to try and while away<br />
some hours before the pub. <strong>The</strong><br />
best thing about Bedford – other<br />
than the utterly vast range of books<br />
available to one and all - are the<br />
snacks. My first point of call is<br />
always the vending machine, and<br />
until this week it had been very<br />
faithful. On Sunday evening however,<br />
after a particularly obscene day<br />
of blocking out the sound of love, I<br />
went to get a coke and a kitkat and<br />
the coke fell just fine but the bloody<br />
kitkat only wound on half way and<br />
it teetered on the edge of falling but<br />
it DIDN’T FALL. Any other day<br />
and I might have tried again but<br />
I had no more change and I WAS<br />
NOT walking all the way to Natwest<br />
in the cold then attempting to<br />
get change from god knows where<br />
(cos that damned change machine<br />
in there never works either), oh<br />
no, so in a moment of madness I<br />
shoulder barged the machine with<br />
as much a run up as I could manage.<br />
This led to two things; firstly<br />
the kitkat fell and I felt the surge of<br />
victory over College and their capitalist,<br />
vending machine endeavours,<br />
but it also set off an alarm which<br />
led to the Library Assistant calling<br />
security and having me escorted<br />
outside.<br />
Looks like I won’t be in Bedford<br />
much this year either now.<br />
Words by Tamsin Bell
SUNDAY 7th NOV<br />
FORMER ROYAL HOLLOWAY<br />
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