EVENT GUIDE - USA Ultimate
EVENT GUIDE - USA Ultimate
EVENT GUIDE - USA Ultimate
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WOMEN’S TEAMS<br />
Box<br />
Captains: Leah Ledenbach, Jamie<br />
Anderson and Jane Zelikova<br />
In hopes of confusing the US Immigration Service, we shortened our<br />
name to Box to avoid deportation – but it didn’t work. People still call<br />
us Sack Lunch AND they carted off one of our own. We may be conspiracy<br />
theorists, but there is also reason to believe the government may have<br />
contaminated our water supply with fertility drugs which resulted in the<br />
conception of two new baby boxers who will make their way on to the<br />
<strong>Ultimate</strong> field in 2008. I don’t think Big Brother realizes that this only<br />
bolsters the numbers for our faceless army. Box has faced its share of<br />
challenges and met with adversity since day one. The haters can hate,<br />
but ballers gotta ball. Nothing is gonna stop a team armed with a lifetime<br />
supply of GU and pepper spray from achieving great things. Bring It!<br />
Brute Squad<br />
Captains: Beth Nakamura, Blake Spitz,<br />
Nancy Sun<br />
- “you’re forgetting that momma has the added advantage that she can<br />
throw her baby at you from a distance.”<br />
- “i could mention that i basically have a master’s degree in god and<br />
other divine methods of action. these include plagues, transformation<br />
of earthly elements, molting of the mind-body, and meditation on fists<br />
that emit lightning.”<br />
- “you think my marriage would come before fantasy fist fight. you have<br />
underestimated me.”<br />
- “it may be gritty, heart-wrenching, and inappropriate, but i do not take<br />
NO for an answer. and they tell me this works better in fighting than<br />
it does with guys.”<br />
- “mostly, i use my powers for good. for example, i save countless lithium<br />
ion batteries from early death by regulating their charge cycles and can<br />
often revive even the most dead of batteries by charging them gently.”<br />
- “first, i glue them down, so that, wriggle as they might, they can’t<br />
escape. then i slowly cut their skin open, all the way down the length<br />
of their small bodies. when the guts start spilling out, i grab them<br />
and pull. and pull. until they have no more internal organs left. then<br />
i stretch their skin out like the hide of an animal. and if that weren’t<br />
enough, i proceed to torture them by sticking small needles in their<br />
brains and muscles, and zapping them with electricity.”<br />
Roster<br />
1 Sara Hill 5´5˝<br />
2 Sarah Camastro 5´4˝<br />
3 Christina Ward 5´9˝<br />
4 Demaree Michelau 5´3˝<br />
5 Mary Oppold 5´4˝<br />
9 Ellen Zwickl 5´6˝<br />
11 Nicole Hudson 5´7˝<br />
13 Stephanie Shea 5´5˝<br />
21 Jamie Anderson 5´9˝<br />
22 Kelley Kneib 5´4˝<br />
23 Jane Zelikova 5´5˝<br />
24 Sarah Staller 5´3˝<br />
25 Ashley Heilmann 5´4˝<br />
31 Emily Eldien 5´4˝<br />
42 Genevieve Maricle 5´4˝<br />
44 Ally Debastiani 5´5˝<br />
55 Leah Ledenbach 5´6˝<br />
69 Keenan 5´4˝<br />
79 Jeanette Hrubes 5´7˝<br />
Roster<br />
1 Mackenzie Fazekas 5´2˝<br />
2 Emily Elstad 5´8˝<br />
3 Erika Swanson 5´6˝<br />
4 Betsy Calkins 5´4˝<br />
5 Blake Spitz 5´6˝<br />
6 Kathy Dobson 5´10˝<br />
7 Rana Suh 5´3˝<br />
8 Nancy Sun 5´6˝<br />
9 Ellie Graeden 5´6˝<br />
10 Amber Sinicrope 5´4˝<br />
11 Christie Kim 5´4˝<br />
12 Dory Ziperstein 5´7˝<br />
13 Beth Nakamura 5´8˝<br />
15 Ali Cohen 5´5˝<br />
18 Nurit Bloom 5´9<br />
19 Chrissy Dobson 5´10˝<br />
21 Vivian Zayas 5´6˝<br />
22 Betty Smith 5´3˝<br />
24 Peri Kurshan 5´5˝<br />
28 Shuang You 5´3˝<br />
32 Lisa Kanner 5´6˝<br />
33 Sara Jacobi 5´5˝<br />
57 Lucy Barnes 5´6˝<br />
66 Lakshmi Narayan 5´8˝<br />
88 Leila Tunnell 5´9˝<br />
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