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your account number on your check or money order, x slash<br />

sk8 ‘net heads slash edge-culture slash slashers, yelling at cabdrivers<br />

in English wastes your time and theirs, “Yes!” (that is<br />

“Yes I’m doing it either now or later”), you are largely unconscious<br />

and stuck in worldly pleasures, you be doing nose candy<br />

on the Bowie coke mirror, you can <strong>get</strong> a strapped shoplifter in<br />

my brandy snifter, you do not need that poppy from<br />

Mesopotamia, you squeeze more out of an hour than your<br />

peers do in a year, You think you’re <strong>get</strong>ting that new skin disease?<br />

I think you are, You’re an oxymoron? Never seen a live<br />

one before, you’re welcome to call me a misogynist — I don’t<br />

care, you’re not the easiest person in the world to shop for,<br />

you’re right about that butter — it’s not bubbling anymore,<br />

you’re washing the same clothes over and over and over, your<br />

cocksure allure will not endure this expenditure, your expansive<br />

thinking concerning the “gray areas”, your salad’s gonna<br />

be wearing more dressing than you are, Your time is up. Leave<br />

now or we will force you from power;<br />

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