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unintelligible letters, use random number generator on nerdcalculator,<br />

very well remind me to beat up myprick a bit later,<br />

vinyl is fun to throw across the room when you’re drunk &<br />

bored, walk by the playground and gawk at the beautiful<br />

young mothers, Was raw tap ale not a reviver at one lap at<br />

Warsaw?, we are not fucking hippies and are not controlled<br />

like they were, we liked him he liked us and we took him up<br />

on his offer, we prefer to be alone <strong>with</strong> some privacy in our<br />

car, we’re just two lost souls swimming in a fishbowl year after<br />

year, we’re not going to be on the cover of Vogue forever,<br />

we’ve hit absolute bottom we can’t go any lower, we’ve seen<br />

her posing pouty-lipped next to the Dalai Lama, wean myself<br />

from the object of my attachments and desires, wear it as<br />

underwear or outerwear almost anywhere, wedge the jaws<br />

under the nail’s center and shimmy them over, welcome to<br />

what may be the worst hay fever season ever, Were you in the<br />

same accident as Sammy Davis Jr.?, What do you <strong>get</strong> when you<br />

cross an elephant <strong>with</strong> a hooker?, What do you think of the<br />

enormous success of the Breeders?, What do you want me to<br />

do dress in drag and do the hula?, What historic meals would<br />

you have liked to serve? The Last Supper, What is blue and<br />

fucks old age pensioners? Hypothermia, What is your reaction<br />

to the concept of a bra holster?, What liquid is used on the<br />

back of plate glass to make mirrors?, “What red blue is in?”<br />

Grammar was apparently beyond her, what the eyes are for the<br />

outer world fasts are for the inner, when all unclean spirits will<br />

be cast out by the Messiah, when god was handing out brains<br />

you must have been holding the door, when the acid heads<br />

found out about the net and computers, when the passages<br />

begin to <strong>get</strong> longer I <strong>get</strong> hotter, when this girl at the art museum<br />

asked me whom I liked better, when Thunders and Nolan<br />

couldn’t score dope it was the last straw, When will they learn<br />

that AIDS is a virus not a behavior?, when you ask yourself the<br />

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