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exhausted and I can’t keep my eyes open any longer, I am free<br />

to pursue the realm of the professional amateur, I am not<br />

bound to any one system way path country idea, I am not <strong>get</strong>ting<br />

answers because I do not really need answers, I close my<br />

eyes. Your fingers play and make my stomach muscles quiver, I<br />

don’t know about you but I’d rather be a name than a number,<br />

I figured you had a sense of humor — after all you married<br />

her, I <strong>get</strong> distracted just walking downstairs to <strong>get</strong> a glass<br />

of water, I got something to say I raped your mother today —<br />

Metallica, I had a dream I was falling through a hole in the<br />

ozone layer, I hate <strong>get</strong>ting blown by a girl and then she tries to<br />

kiss you after, I hate it when people try to impose their opinions<br />

on others, I hate when thin girls complain about their big<br />

hips thighs etc., I hate when you think you have to fart but<br />

instead you shit your drawers, I know that certain vitamins can<br />

make your doo-doo crazy colors, I like the ambiguous ones<br />

which dawn on the tar<strong>get</strong> days later, I look exactly the same<br />

but everyone else looks so much older, I may be startled but I<br />

won’t give my body up to be powder, I never saw you put jelly<br />

on a tuna fish sandwich before, I promise I’ll bring you just a<br />

little bit of the plague in a jar, I ran and ran and ran and ran<br />

until I couldn’t run anymore, I really hate it when people<br />

cheat in the Express Lane at the store, “I see!” said the blind<br />

carpenter as he picked up his hammer and saw, I spend half<br />

the year here and half the year there. My wife stays there all<br />

year, I want to bring in infinite regress and infinite progress<br />

here, I was a pretty serious pot-head in the early high-school<br />

years, I went down to the sacred store where I’d heard the<br />

music years before, I wish some people would stop confusing<br />

us <strong>with</strong> California, I wish we could chat longer but I’m having<br />

an old friend for dinner, I woke up on the roadside daydreaming<br />

‘bout the way things sometimes are, I would create a book<br />

out of wood and carve words into the “cover”, I would try to<br />

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