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you ever heard the term “disgruntled postal worker?”, he has<br />

said that he likes to think of himself as a comma, he is trampling<br />

out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored, he<br />

reprimanded me for my improper use of grammer, he said<br />

“Just because your wife’s out of town doesn’t mean you are”,<br />

he stamped out his cigarette and began to roll another, he<br />

takes a photo of me and Allen standing to<strong>get</strong>her, he’s been<br />

celebrating the same victories for 20 years, her ancestors came<br />

to this country looking for bananas, here he shall see no<br />

enemy but winter and rough weather, Hey great place Bianca!<br />

I like your bathroom the most :-))) See ya!!, history is not just<br />

a bunch of faces strung to<strong>get</strong>her, Hng! Hng! Ia! Ia Cthluhu<br />

f’thagn! F-f-f-father!, hopefully work unimpeded by mood<br />

swings fear of failure, How about a 3-way <strong>with</strong> Big Dog? No.<br />

Maybe in two years, How have the sixties ideals influenced the<br />

nineties so far?, I am sorry to say but your wife has acute angina,<br />

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar, I confess. I<br />

was the person who started the great Bra Wars, I could probably<br />

be a Republican party leader, I did some finish carpentry<br />

for Jimmy Buffett down there, I don’t want to be little Miss<br />

Priss standing around the bar, I feel naked very vulnerable<br />

when I <strong>get</strong> thinner, I find something which feels prickly and<br />

hard behind this molar, I hate me and I hate you. I hate my<br />

life and I hate yours, I have to admit it’s <strong>get</strong>ting better a little<br />

better, I know you been <strong>with</strong> others but you know I’ll never<br />

quit ya, I leave out the ones I don’t want and I use all the others,<br />

i lick your stomack clean while i fuck you harder and harder,<br />

I like to fuck small women ‘cause it makes my dick feel bigger,<br />

I placed a mirror under his nose — no breath vapor<br />

appeared, I put my more noble priorities on the back burner, i<br />

still eat <strong>with</strong> my fingers instead of using silverware, I think people<br />

tend to for<strong>get</strong> that trees are living creatures, I understand<br />

how to make a better garbage collector, I want you to know<br />

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