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many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?, How<br />

many people would welcome the chance to put out a campfire?,<br />

I am not naïve about TV just being for fun either, I<br />

began to see that the separation of the mind and ear, I blew<br />

three chili dogs and a good two gallons of Budweiser, I did not<br />

choose this particular spot rather than another, I did not<br />

choose this particular word rather than another, I dream of<br />

simplicity but I’m as far from it as ever, I finally blurted unable<br />

to hold back any longer, I got a cauterized brain and a heart<br />

shot off at the knickers, I hate Jocks. Why did God create<br />

Jocks? Why are they so popular?, I have seen the future and<br />

it’s 99 percent crapola, I might suggest a reading of this work<br />

which is non-linear, I never stepped on the cracks because I<br />

thought I’d hurt my mother, I once killed a rabbit <strong>with</strong> a<br />

Susan B. Anthony dollar, I propose to fight it out on this line if<br />

it takes all summer, I quit my job I cut my <strong>hair</strong> I cut my boss<br />

cause I don’t care, I really like the idea of Hallmark as propaganda,<br />

I told him of my plans to travel for a month in India, I<br />

used to measure my Demeters <strong>with</strong> clever Pentameters, I want<br />

to buy the block I live on and evict all the neighbors, I was captivated<br />

by the rhythms and sounds included here, I weeded<br />

out a lot of the nonsense that was in there before, I will use<br />

the exact same sounds and methods as used in No., I would<br />

have to say that we need to <strong>get</strong> rid of Mister Rogers, I would<br />

just smile at the woman and say “Sorry ma’am wrong number.”,<br />

I would prefer to reject the rather narrower idea, I’d<br />

love to go out <strong>with</strong> you but I’m having all my plants neutered,<br />

I’d hate to mistake those pills for Tic-Tacs. They’re for diarrhea,<br />

I’m a villain I’m just chillin’ like Bob Dylan I smoke<br />

cheeba, I’m just a modern guy of course I’ve had it in my ear<br />

before, I’ve been trying to figure out that one for the last<br />

twenty years, I’ve come to a stage where I don’t want money or<br />

fame anymore, I’ve tried before but not any longer I don’t<br />

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