A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler, a beer doesn't get ...

taken over, playing horizontal “The Price is Right” with Bob
Barker, please do not send me any more of your literature,
practice tubing and enough cleaner for ten urethras, present
your entire talk in iambic pentameter, purple perpendicular
speak to whoever is there, quintessential loner and perpetual
outsider, quite a lot to achieve in one little wisp of a bra, reading
begins when the eye receives the words as pictures, render
therefore unto Cæsar the things which are Cæsar’s, Roy Cohn
fist fucking Jean Genet in the judges chamber, Save-a-hoe had
better strap on his cape the shot calla, seven years after the
explosion of the Challenger, she opened up the pearly gates
and bared the pelvic floor, she rolls her own tampons and
kickstarts her own vibrator, she says if I’m good she’ll give me
the other one next year, show as much as you can then leave
the boys panting for more, simultaneous ejaculation by two or
more, sing psychedelic praises to the depths of the china, so
he huffed and he puffed and he blew down the house of straw,
so we went sappy and decided on a heart transfer, So you see
we don’t understand what we’re saying either!, so you shave a
cunt hair off here and a cunt hair off there, some loser who
can’t tell twisted pair from Twisted Sister, some tropical fish
and checkered polyester trousers, some will wonder just as
much about the cause of thunder, some women care more
about the compact than the powder, sorry just switching to
Philip Glass and Ravi Shankar, steel tool eisteddfod described
in English literature, straightness seems to be implied by the
notion “linear”, stray catalog or Chinese menu stuffed under
the door, stuck together by the sweet and sticky text characters,
such a goy my son-in-law he’d eat pork on Yom Kippur,
suddenly so many questions coming from everywhere, suspect
as an English professor passing on tenure, take your best shot
because in my dreams I am your father, Talk about pathetic!
It’s a Saturday night and I’m here, targets the specific con-
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