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wear boots in the searing heat of summer, harrowing teeters<br />

on the precipice of dementia, he added “Today Los Angeles<br />

has turned the corner”, he and I were as much alike as two<br />

drops of water, he first thought of space — vast blue and<br />

extending everywhere, he may not be a great actor but he will<br />

be a star, he spent his 33 rd year no esta intercoursa, he started<br />

making these ugly threats about my daughter, he was goin aah<br />

ha ha ha ha buh buh buh buh buh, he was raised as my brother<br />

and married my wife’s sister, He would fain taste sugar<br />

instead of becoming sugar!, Hello Alice … what’s the matter?<br />

Are you in chains? :)(Haw haw!!), her legs outstretched shimmering<br />

<strong>with</strong> the last shocks of pleasure, here and now you’re<br />

an overeating cellulite monster, here is a list in case you ever<br />

see any others:, Hey you know what they say if it bleeds it can<br />

be butchered!, (“Hideous Q-Tip”) beautiful (echo “ugly”) sister,<br />

his fingers so many explanation points in the air, hon you’ve<br />

got to push this boob up to make it stick out more, honesty a<br />

sense of humor and a big hot member, Hoops Hunk Shaquille<br />

Tells TV Beauty Holly: It’s Over, How do you <strong>get</strong> 10 dead<br />

babies into a Tupperware?, How do you know if a woman is<br />

wearing underwear?, how fabulous to be making history<br />

to<strong>get</strong>her, Htengier Tnetopinmo Dog Drol eht rof Aiulella!, I<br />

always longed for the Norman Rockwellian father, I became a<br />

ve<strong>get</strong>arian at age 24, I can’t believe that this hasn’t occurred to<br />

me before, I can’t help you anymore you can’t hurt me anymore,<br />

I could have been on the moon. I could have been anywhere,<br />

I coulda been your father but the dog beat me upstairs,<br />

I do not sniff the coke I only smoke sinsemilla, I do not want<br />

to be a woman all the time either, I don’t know the meaning<br />

of apathy and I don’t care!, I don’t feel like singing — not<br />

<strong>with</strong>out Fräulein Maria, I filleted a bulimic belligerent purger,<br />

I got a call through a telephone tree to attend her, I haven’t<br />

told her yet but I am going to tell her, I hope I don’t <strong>get</strong> con-<br />

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