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PRACTICE TALES
A Wayward Device
The desires and expectations of different people with regard to sex vary
enormously from one person to another. What one person considers quite normal,
another will consider bizzarre. Anal sex and self stimulation are such activities, and
they not limited to those who are homosexual.
A wide variety of apparatus comes under the title of “marital aids”, and all are
readily available at shops in certain less salubrious parts of the city, or by mail order.
Mr.O. arrived at the casualty department of a major city hospital looking rather
sheepish. He felt perfectly well, and had no specific complaints, but needed to talk to
a senior doctor urgently and privately. He ended up with me. Slowly his story
unfolded.
He had ordered by mail a device that was normally used to stimulate the female of
the species. The deluxe model dildo (artificial penis) that arrived was equipped inside
with batteries and a small motor to make it vibrate when a switch on the end was
activated. The plastic device was covered in bumps and ridges to give added
stimulation to its user.
Mr.O. had intended this to be a surprise for his wife, but decided to try it on
himself first. This was a serious mistake.
Three days earlier he had inserted the dildo into his anus. Unfortunately, the plastic
on the base of the device was smooth, and his fingers became sweaty and slippery.
He lost his grip, the device slipped, and suddenly disappeared inside.
He had immediately gone to the toilet, and had strained for ages to push it out,
but the vibrations from the motor, and the bumps and ridges on the outside of the
apparatus had the opposite effect. The dildo steadily moved further into his bowel.
Several hours later he had been able to feel, with his hand on his belly, the device
vibrating away in his gut. He had made another mistake in using very powerful long
life batteries. By the time they had died, the dildo was beyond retrieval.
He had now been unable to pass a motion for two days, and understandably, was
becoming very concerned.
An x-ray with a very discrete radiographer was arrranged, and the device was seen
high up in the left side of the abdomen, just below the ribs, at a point where the
large bowel makes a sharp turn. Here it was stuck.
At the time of this incident, the modern extra thin and flexible colonoscopes were
not available, and the greatest distance that normal examination of the lower gut
could proceed with the rigid colonoscope inserted through the anus was about 30cm.
Mr.O’s dildo was way beyond this.
A major operation was necessary to open his belly and gut to remove the device.
The morning after the operation, at which I had assisted, I went to his bed, and
while he watched, carefully placed a plain brown parcel in his bed side locker. It
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