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PRACTICE TALES
The Tattooed Sandwich
She was a new patient, in her early twenties and attractive in a rather rough way.
Six or so ear rings pierced the edge of each ear, and she was dressed in jeans that
appeared to have been moulded to her body. A “boob tube” tried to cover her top
half, but the effect was rather spoilt by the angular appearance of a cigarette packet
tucked in beside one breast. This manouvre was necessary as her jean pockets were
so tightly applied to her posterior that they were totally non-functional.
She rapidly came to the point of her visit, a vaginal discharge that had been
present a few days. So onto the couch she hopped, and managed with amazing speed
to peel off her lower clothing. She didn’t bother to use the sheet provided for
modesty, and as I approached to examine her, a tattoo immediately above her pubic
hair caught my attention - in fact it was totally impossible not to notice a message
which read “Gentleman’s hole” with an arrow pointing down.
Desperately trying not to be affected by the blunt invitation, I proceeded to
examine her. A foul, yellow green vaginal discharge was immediately obvious.
Vaginal infections can be caused by fungi (eg: thrush), microscopic animals (eg:
trichomoniasis) or bacteria. Thrush is by far the most common form, and most
women will develop one of these infections at some time during their life.
Trichomonal infections are a relatively mild and easily treated form of venereal
disease. Bacterial infections can take many different forms and may range from the
purely sexually transmitted diseases such as gonnorhoea, to a mixed bag of many
different types of bugs. She appeared to have the ultimate in mixed infections.
As I took some swabs to be sent to the laboratory for further testing and
identification of the offending organisms, I asked, half under my breath and thinking
aloud, how could she catch such a gross infection. She promptly said it could have
been because she had a sandwich with a couple of guys the previous weekend.
This sudden change of direction from the venereal to the gustatory stopped me in
mid swab, as I could not in any way understand how a sandwich could result in any
vaginal infection, let alone one so gross. Somewhat foolishly, I asked for an
explanation.
“You know doc, one guy comes in the front hole, and another in the back, and
after they’ve had a good poke around, they swap over and do you from the other
side.” She was the meat in the sandwich.
There is probably no surer way to catch a bacterial infection of the vagina than to
have anal sex and then vaginal sex, let alone doing the two together simultaneously
as well as consecutively. Who knows what further germs her partners may have
added to the stew.
Rather courageously I suggested that as the vagina and anus had both been well
used, it would be appropriate to examine and take swabs from the back passage as
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