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PRACTICE TALES<br />
She was madly clicking on a remote control that she was pointing at a dead<br />
television. The power failure had switched off the set, and since the power had<br />
returned, she couldn’t operate her TV.<br />
I reached over, clicked on the power switch on the set, and the frantic clicking of<br />
the remote suddenly had a response.<br />
“I always knew you were clever, now get out of here so I can watch The Bill”.<br />
“Did you just call me to turn on your TV?”<br />
“Well you seem to know everything, and the electrician here won’t <strong>com</strong>e after<br />
hours, and you’re a lot cheaper too.”<br />
I was certainly cheaper, as a pensioner she was direct billed to Medicare, and my<br />
visit cost her absolutely nothing.<br />
She was watching the screen intently as I asked tongue in cheek if there was<br />
anything else she wanted fixed.<br />
“The clock’s wrong”.<br />
I corrected the time on her electric clock, said a perfunctory goodbye that was not<br />
acknowledged, and left.<br />
At last I knew that general practitioners were truly Jacks of all trades.<br />
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