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PRACTICE TALES<br />
What Wheels?<br />
My surgery is situated in a <strong>com</strong>mercial centre that houses a group dental practice,<br />
chemist, physio, specialist practice, x-ray and a music school (to add a touch of<br />
class) as well as the five GPs in my practice. It is a modern, practical and attractive<br />
centre, well situated on a main road intersection, with good access and adequate<br />
parking, both in the open air and in a large underground car park.<br />
While consulting, my phone rang.<br />
“Doctor, someone’s trying to steal your car!”.<br />
A call like that is pretty much guaranteed to move you swiftly out of the presence<br />
of the patient into the immediate vicinity of your car, which was parked in the cool<br />
underground.<br />
I was stopped en route by encountering a well known, young, fit, male patient in<br />
the waiting room, who was holding a similar aged but smaller man in a very firm head<br />
lock in front of a significant number of open mouthed patients.<br />
“G’day doc, will we go outside to discuss this bastard in private?”<br />
I followed the head locker and his head lockee (don’t you just love appropriate<br />
neologisms!) out onto the wide verandah that fronts the centre.<br />
“This guy’s ripped the wheels off your car”.<br />
I still don’t think I had said anything, but sprinted down the stairs to find my car<br />
jacked up on one side, resting on the wheel hubs on the other side. Three wheels<br />
were missing and the remaining one was partly undone. I returned upstairs.<br />
The head lockee spoke - “He’s strangling me! Let me go!” (or words to that effect<br />
- the actual words would only appear in print in the deepest of underground<br />
publications).<br />
“He’s fine doc, I know just how hard to hold bastards like this.”<br />
“Where are my wheels?”<br />
The head lock tightened up a notch, and a strangled cry came from the throat of<br />
the thief along with the words “Behind the building”.<br />
I went downstairs again, and hidden in the garden I found three mag wheels and<br />
the lock nuts. So far no great loss. I returned upstairs again, and heard the rest of<br />
the story.<br />
My patient friend (this will deserve at least one free consultation for him!) had<br />
been parking downstairs to attend the physio when he noticed my car at a peculiar<br />
angle. On his way upstairs he passed the chemist, and <strong>com</strong>mented to him that there<br />
was something funny going on with a car in the car park. The chemist raced down his<br />
back stairs, while the patient walked back down the public stairs to see what was<br />
going on. The chemist saw two villains crouching beside my car, and he shouted at<br />
them, at which point they ran off in different directions. The patient, seeing what had<br />
happened, collared one of the villains, and dragged him up to my surgery.<br />
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