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24 <strong>The</strong> <strong>Pinko</strong> • November 26, 2001<br />
last word<br />
<strong>The</strong> last word this week<br />
is “mayonnaise.”<br />
Last Word<br />
Policies<br />
<strong>The</strong> opinions presented here are the author’s, and do not necessarily reflect those of <strong>The</strong> Pink0.In fact, many of us<br />
here at the newspaper have never even tasted mayonnaise. Some cited allergies to eggs as a good reason to “avoid that crazy bullshit<br />
altogether.” Others wept quietly, because their loved ones had been killed by mayonnaise trucks gone “wild.”